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Re: Would you prostitue yourself to a member of the same sex for drugs/money? [Re: Patlal]
#19227399 - 12/04/13 03:48 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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African Elephant:
African Elephant ejaculates 93 ml semen on an average basis at once. However, minimum and maximum volume per ejaculation was reported to be 10 and 80 ml, respectively.
A mere mouthful.
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Re: Would you prostitue yourself to a member of the same sex for drugs/money? [Re: st1llnox]
#19227404 - 12/04/13 03:49 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Wiccan_Seeker said: To the people who said no.. How about you got offered 100 million for a handjob and you get to wash your hands after? Still no? 
I would powerbottom Al Franken while blowing John Kerry for that much money. I'm just being honest.
Stahp. You just need to give a handjob
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Re: Would you prostitue yourself to a member of the same sex for drugs/money? [Re: Patlal]
#19227417 - 12/04/13 03:52 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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i like cow poo said: Nuclear bomb the rain forest while sucking an elephant's cock on national tv
Do you have to swallow? 
Drown would be the better word
at both of those
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Re: Would you prostitue yourself to a member of the same sex for drugs/money? [Re: TrentBoyett]
#19227457 - 12/04/13 03:57 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I been asked if I wanted to. I said no. He said I just had to sit there, do nothing and make 50 bucks a bj. I still declined. Dude was cool though. Showed me around town. I thought he was a dealer the way he asked me to wait outside a few times while walkin around. Ever since then the movie My Own Private Idaho made some sense.
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Re: Would you prostitue yourself to a member of the same sex for drugs/money? [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
#19227478 - 12/04/13 03:59 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I been asked if I wanted to. I said no. He said I just had to sit there, do nothing and make 50 bucks a bj.
OK 50 bucks, I understand that but..
500? 5,000? 50,000?
Whats your tipping point?
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Re: Would you prostitue yourself to a member of the same sex for drugs/money? [Re: Asante]
#19227499 - 12/04/13 04:04 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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would so do it for 5000, i could get a car for that, so what if I have abad taste in my mouth for a few minutes
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Re: Would you prostitue yourself to a member of the same sex for drugs/money? [Re: Asante]
#19227531 - 12/04/13 04:11 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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If you put it out there like that I could justify 50g cuz I could go pretty far on that. But in all reality I'm past prime and it is never gonna happen.
But really its all on the situation I guess.
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Re: Would you prostitue yourself to a member of the same sex for drugs/money? [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
#19227668 - 12/04/13 04:40 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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nope!
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Re: Would you prostitue yourself to a member of the same sex for drugs/money? [Re: Asante]
#19227682 - 12/04/13 04:42 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I been asked if I wanted to. I said no. He said I just had to sit there, do nothing and make 50 bucks a bj.
OK 50 bucks, I understand that but..
500? 5,000? 50,000?
Whats your tipping point?
Stop trying to talk people into having sex with you for money.
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Re: Would you prostitue yourself to a member of the same sex for drugs/money? [Re: g00ru]
#19227709 - 12/04/13 04:48 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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If a gay guy approached me with a bible/jug of needlepoint LSD and said: "Dry smash my shitbox and its yours!"......i might say yes, but thats the only scenario and i dont see that happening any time soon
Maybe ill move to San Fran. Alotta gays and alotta Lucy.
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Re: Would you prostitue yourself to a member of the same sex for drugs/money? [Re: fapjack]
#19227710 - 12/04/13 04:48 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Looks like delauded is getting a new car
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Re: Would you prostitue yourself to a member of the same sex for drugs/money? [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
#19227714 - 12/04/13 04:50 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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 nobodies offered yet goddammit
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Re: Would you prostitue yourself to a member of the same sex for drugs/money? [Re: TrentBoyett]
#19227725 - 12/04/13 04:53 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Depends, how much drugs, and money are we talking?
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Re: Would you prostitue yourself to a member of the same sex for drugs/money? [Re: Legend]
#19227728 - 12/04/13 04:53 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I guess thats the line you would have to draw?
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Re: Would you prostitue yourself to a member of the same sex for drugs/money? [Re: Legend]
#19227729 - 12/04/13 04:53 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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You'd get you end bombed and then end up getting NBOMed.
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Re: Would you prostitue yourself to a member of the same sex for drugs/money? [Re: Asante]
#19227850 - 12/04/13 05:32 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I been asked if I wanted to. I said no. He said I just had to sit there, do nothing and make 50 bucks a bj.
OK 50 bucks, I understand that but..
500? 5,000? 50,000?
Whats your tipping point?
Probably around $100 000 for me.
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Re: Would you prostitue yourself to a member of the same sex for drugs/money? [Re: pwnasaurus]
#19227856 - 12/04/13 05:34 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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For receiving a BJ? 10K wont do it?
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Re: Would you prostitue yourself to a member of the same sex for drugs/money? [Re: Asante]
#19227869 - 12/04/13 05:38 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Wiccan_Seeker said: For receiving a BJ? 10K wont do it?
Hell, i'd give one for half that.
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Re: Would you prostitue yourself to a member of the same sex for drugs/money? [Re: Legend]
#19227875 - 12/04/13 05:40 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Show me the money. I'll decide if it's enough.
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Re: Would you prostitue yourself to a member of the same sex for drugs/money? [Re: Asante]
#19227876 - 12/04/13 05:41 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Wiccan I bet a lot of that would vary as a function of who would be blowing you.
Toothless meth addict with oral herpes? $1,000,000 or I'll keep my debt.
Fat chick: 100 (because I was fat[ter] when I was young and I'd feel bad and want to make them happy insofar as they're willing to pay )
Ugly normal chick: 100.
Jesus I just had this image of me bragging to the guys "dude I actually got PAID to get a blowjob!" (this would be my knee-jerk reaction) and then someone going "that makes you a hooker" lol
I'm amazed how high some of you guys prices are. That said, my prices are for if I'd actually do it and I suspect there'd be a barrier/hump to get over (ooo dirtypun)
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