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Re: Would you prostitue yourself to a member of the same sex for drugs/money? [Re: Patlal]
    #19227399 - 12/04/13 03:48 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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African Elephant:   

African Elephant ejaculates 93 ml semen on an average basis at once. However, minimum and maximum volume per ejaculation was reported to be 10 and 80 ml, respectively.





A mere mouthful.


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Re: Would you prostitue yourself to a member of the same sex for drugs/money? [Re: st1llnox]
    #19227404 - 12/04/13 03:49 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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To the people who said no..  How about you got offered 100 million for a handjob and you get to wash your hands after?
Still no? :Trollface:




I would powerbottom Al Franken while blowing John Kerry for that much money. I'm just being honest.





Stahp. You just need to give a handjob :lol:


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Re: Would you prostitue yourself to a member of the same sex for drugs/money? [Re: Patlal]
    #19227417 - 12/04/13 03:52 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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i like cow poo said:
Nuclear bomb the rain forest while sucking an elephant's cock on national tv





Do you have to swallow? :grin:




Drown would be the better word




:ilold: at both of those


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Re: Would you prostitue yourself to a member of the same sex for drugs/money? [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19227457 - 12/04/13 03:57 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I been asked if I wanted to.  I said no.  He said I just had to sit there, do nothing and make 50 bucks a bj.  I still declined.  Dude was cool though.  Showed me around town.  I thought he was a dealer the way he asked me to wait outside a few times while walkin around.  Ever since then the movie My Own Private Idaho made some sense.


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Re: Would you prostitue yourself to a member of the same sex for drugs/money? [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #19227478 - 12/04/13 03:59 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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I been asked if I wanted to.  I said no.  He said I just had to sit there, do nothing and make 50 bucks a bj.




OK 50 bucks, I understand that but..

500?
5,000?
50,000?

Whats your tipping point?


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Re: Would you prostitue yourself to a member of the same sex for drugs/money? [Re: Asante]
    #19227499 - 12/04/13 04:04 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

would so do it for 5000, i could get a car for that, so what if I have  abad taste in my mouth for a few minutes


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Re: Would you prostitue yourself to a member of the same sex for drugs/money? [Re: Asante]
    #19227531 - 12/04/13 04:11 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

If you put it out there like that I could justify 50g cuz I could go pretty far on that.  But in all reality I'm past prime and it is never gonna happen.

But really its all on the situation I guess. 


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Re: Would you prostitue yourself to a member of the same sex for drugs/money? [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #19227668 - 12/04/13 04:40 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

nope!


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Re: Would you prostitue yourself to a member of the same sex for drugs/money? [Re: Asante]
    #19227682 - 12/04/13 04:42 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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I been asked if I wanted to.  I said no.  He said I just had to sit there, do nothing and make 50 bucks a bj.




OK 50 bucks, I understand that but..

500?
5,000?
50,000?

Whats your tipping point?




Stop trying to talk people into having sex with you for money.


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Re: Would you prostitue yourself to a member of the same sex for drugs/money? [Re: g00ru]
    #19227709 - 12/04/13 04:48 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

If a gay guy approached me with a bible/jug of needlepoint LSD and said:
"Dry smash my shitbox and its yours!"......i might say yes, but thats the only scenario and i dont see that happening any time soon

Maybe ill move to San Fran.
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Re: Would you prostitue yourself to a member of the same sex for drugs/money? [Re: fapjack]
    #19227710 - 12/04/13 04:48 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Looks like delauded is getting a new car :rolleyes: :rofl:


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Re: Would you prostitue yourself to a member of the same sex for drugs/money? [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #19227714 - 12/04/13 04:50 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

:rofl2:
nobodies offered yet goddammit


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Re: Would you prostitue yourself to a member of the same sex for drugs/money? [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19227725 - 12/04/13 04:53 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Depends, how much drugs, and money are we talking?


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Re: Would you prostitue yourself to a member of the same sex for drugs/money? [Re: Legend]
    #19227728 - 12/04/13 04:53 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I guess thats the line you would have to draw?


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Re: Would you prostitue yourself to a member of the same sex for drugs/money? [Re: Legend]
    #19227729 - 12/04/13 04:53 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

You'd get you end bombed and then end up getting NBOMed.


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Re: Would you prostitue yourself to a member of the same sex for drugs/money? [Re: Asante]
    #19227850 - 12/04/13 05:32 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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I been asked if I wanted to.  I said no.  He said I just had to sit there, do nothing and make 50 bucks a bj.




OK 50 bucks, I understand that but..

500?
5,000?
50,000?

Whats your tipping point?



Probably around $100 000 for me.


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Re: Would you prostitue yourself to a member of the same sex for drugs/money? [Re: pwnasaurus]
    #19227856 - 12/04/13 05:34 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

For receiving a BJ? 10K wont do it?


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Re: Would you prostitue yourself to a member of the same sex for drugs/money? [Re: Asante]
    #19227869 - 12/04/13 05:38 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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For receiving a BJ? 10K wont do it?



Hell, i'd give one for half that.


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Re: Would you prostitue yourself to a member of the same sex for drugs/money? [Re: Legend]
    #19227875 - 12/04/13 05:40 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Show me the money.  I'll decide if it's enough.


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Re: Would you prostitue yourself to a member of the same sex for drugs/money? [Re: Asante]
    #19227876 - 12/04/13 05:41 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Wiccan I bet a lot of that would vary as a function of who would be blowing you.

Toothless meth addict with oral herpes? $1,000,000 or I'll keep my debt.

Fat chick: 100 (because I was fat[ter] when I was young and I'd feel bad and want to make them happy insofar as they're willing to pay :evil:)

Ugly normal chick: 100.



Jesus I just had this image of me bragging to the guys "dude I actually got PAID to get a blowjob!" (this would be my knee-jerk reaction) and then someone going "that makes you a hooker" lol


I'm amazed how high some of you guys prices are. That said, my prices are for if I'd actually do it and I suspect there'd be a barrier/hump to get over (ooo dirtypun)


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