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I got chlamydia for thanksgiving!
    #19224354 - 12/03/13 09:09 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

So I started sleeping with a girl at work. We both work in the dorms at the university where she lives. I should have known better. So now I gotta call her out, and hope she quits to spare the awkwardness.

Let this be a lesson. Wrap your shit up, no matter how innocent she appears.


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Re: I got chlamydia for thanksgiving! [Re: Anonymous #1] * 2
    #19224359 - 12/03/13 09:10 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

That's nothing compared to what the native americans got on thanksgiving...


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Re: I got chlamydia for thanksgiving! [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19224386 - 12/03/13 09:14 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

A turkey dinner totally would have softened the blow.


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Re: I got chlamydia for thanksgiving! [Re: Anonymous #1] * 2
    #19224390 - 12/03/13 09:15 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

They got raped, murdered, & their land stolen...


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Re: I got chlamydia for thanksgiving! [Re: TrentBoyett] * 1
    #19224511 - 12/03/13 09:47 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

As did the Europeans.

The Indians raped, murdered, and stole land from other tribes as well. What's your point?


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Re: I got chlamydia for thanksgiving! [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19224521 - 12/03/13 09:48 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
What's your point?





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mjmihalov said:
That's nothing compared to what the native americans got on thanksgiving...



^that's my point.


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Re: I got chlamydia for thanksgiving! [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19226586 - 12/04/13 12:56 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Lost part of my leg in an accident on my 18th birthday.
At first I was really pissed but then I rembered kids in africa might starve on their 18th birthday and from then on I never looked back.

When thinking closely not even dying by bleeding out your 18th birthday would be that bad.
I bet there are people who get kidnappen and tortured to death on their 18th birthdays.

Very useful thought. Makes everything better.


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Re: I got chlamydia for thanksgiving! [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19227322 - 12/04/13 03:33 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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They got raped, murdered, & their land stolen...



They were no fucking better.  They just lost, mostly to disease.  Every nation on earth is a product of conquest.  Tough shit for the losers.


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Re: I got chlamydia for thanksgiving! [Re: zappaisgod] * 2
    #19227390 - 12/04/13 03:46 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Zapphole-. Thanks for the modern republicans view on genocide!


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Re: I got chlamydia for thanksgiving! [Re: lwheidt]
    #19228251 - 12/04/13 07:02 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Zapphole-. Thanks for the modern republicans view on genocide!



No, everyone is just pusstized these days


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Re: I got chlamydia for thanksgiving! [Re: zappaisgod]
    #19232151 - 12/05/13 04:49 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Quote:

mjmihalov said:
They got raped, murdered, & their land stolen...



They were no fucking better.  They just lost, mostly to disease.  Every nation on earth is a product of conquest.  Tough shit for the losers.



Ehh, they did some fucked up shit too I'm sure, but it was their land they were protecting, we came here and started shit with them...

Don't get me wrong, I'm glad we colonized this land and made it the US, I just wish we didn't have to resort to the means we did.


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Re: I got chlamydia for thanksgiving! [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19232160 - 12/05/13 04:51 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Please stop derailing the thread - take it to the Pub.


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Re: I got chlamydia for thanksgiving! [Re: Cyclohexylamine]
    #19232203 - 12/05/13 05:03 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I was just responding to a reply to my reply...

But okay, point taken.


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