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OfflineBarack Obama II
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Re: Barack Obama IS SANTA! [Re: st1llnox]
    #19325712 - 12/25/13 02:06 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Sry about canceling Chrimbus, you guise wouldn't understand tho. It's a Muslim thang.


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Re: Barack Obama IS SANTA! [Re: Barack Obama II] * 1
    #19325715 - 12/25/13 02:07 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

nice first post mister II, enjoy your 40/40 :smile:


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Re: Barack Obama IS SANTA! [Re: Barack Obama II] * 1
    #19325722 - 12/25/13 02:08 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Dude if you're Muslim why'd you put bacon on my Tofurkey :frown:

Welcome to the boards Obama.


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OfflineBarack Obama II
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Re: Barack Obama IS SANTA! [Re: st1llnox]
    #19325748 - 12/25/13 02:18 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I'll have you know young St1ll that the MyPlate USDA nutrition guide recommends 20% of your plate to be meaty protein. I care about your health as my efforts with Obamacare have made evident. Bacon, while I'm religiously opposed to it, is widely accepted as the tastiest and most healthy meaty protein product by Michelle (and consequently the rest of the developed world)


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Re: Barack Obama IS SANTA! [Re: Barack Obama II] * 1
    #19325755 - 12/25/13 02:21 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Bitch I'm exempt from Obama Care... Imma Indian :cool:

Barack, did you see our thread about you cutting down the money tree? Also we were talking and we think you should legalize most hard hallucinogens. Think you could help me out bro-bro?

You guys still do bailouts?


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Click to friend me on Steam for Counter-Strike
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Re: Barack Obama IS SANTA! [Re: st1llnox]
    #19325784 - 12/25/13 02:30 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Effective immediately, pursuant to 16 U.S.C. 470aa-11, for the preservation of Native Heritage all Natives forfeit all desirable "heritage loopholes" upon consumption of DXM, weather by syrup or pill.


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Re: Barack Obama IS SANTA! [Re: Barack Obama II] * 1
    #19325798 - 12/25/13 02:34 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Barack Obama II said:
tastiest and most healthy meaty protein product by Michelle (and consequently the rest of the developed world)



Hey Obama

What other meaty protein products does Michelle produce?  The world wants to know. (and you can't answer "daughters" again, sir, the world already knows this)


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Re: Barack Obama IS SANTA! [Re: Set] * 1
    #19325804 - 12/25/13 02:38 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

i demand to know whos puppet that is! :crankynoweed:


cuz i wish i would have thought of that... :trollmove:


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Re: Barack Obama IS SANTA! [Re: evileye001] * 1
    #19325806 - 12/25/13 02:39 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

it's not a puppet its the president of the united states


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OfflineBarack Obama II
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Re: Barack Obama IS SANTA! [Re: Set]
    #19325807 - 12/25/13 02:41 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

As Michelle ages, the quantity of her meaty products have declined into amounts that are not cost effective to harvest. Though in the not so distant past, Michelle was known for her blood sausage. The monthly small batches gave her ample opportunity to perfect her recipe.


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Re: Barack Obama IS SANTA! [Re: Barack Obama II] * 1
    #19325808 - 12/25/13 02:41 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Michelle is a busted ass hoe.


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Re: Barack Obama IS SANTA! [Re: robbyberto]
    #19325824 - 12/25/13 02:46 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

She wasn't busted before I let Lil B fuck my bitch. I mean, Allah and The Based God > everything, but I just wish he would've left me some scraps.


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Re: Barack Obama IS SANTA! [Re: st1llnox] * 1
    #19325837 - 12/25/13 02:51 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

st1llnox said:
Dude if you're Muslim why'd you put bacon on my Tofurkey :frown:

Welcome to the boards Obama.





what animal does tofurkey come from?


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Re: Barack Obama IS SANTA! [Re: Prisoner#1] * 2
    #19325841 - 12/25/13 02:52 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:

st1llnox said:
Dude if you're Muslim why'd you put bacon on my Tofurkey :frown:

Welcome to the boards Obama.





what animal does tofurkey come from?



The tofu bird


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Re: Barack Obama IS SANTA! [Re: Barack Obama II] * 1
    #19325857 - 12/25/13 02:55 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Barack Obama II said:
As Michelle ages, the quantity of her meaty products have declined into amounts that are not cost effective to harvest. Though in the not so distant past, Michelle was known for her blood sausage. The monthly small batches gave her ample opportunity to perfect her recipe.





made from the blood of thousands of innocent pakistani children killed in B'Rock drone strikes?


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Re: Barack Obama IS SANTA! [Re: Synthe] * 1
    #19325862 - 12/25/13 02:56 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

The vegans have nearly hunted them to extinction


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Cavemen_savemen: st1lln0x, do you feel like a robot yet?
st1lln0x: I feel like a fucking Gundam
Click to friend me on Steam for Counter-Strike
:crankey: IS LIFE SKULLFUCKING YOU!? HAVE SOME FREE MORALE! :awesomenod:
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Re: Barack Obama IS SANTA! [Re: Synthe] * 1
    #19325864 - 12/25/13 02:57 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Synthe said:
Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:

st1llnox said:
Dude if you're Muslim why'd you put bacon on my Tofurkey :frown:

Welcome to the boards Obama.





what animal does tofurkey come from?



The tofu bird





that shit may be bad since the Tofu Bird went extinct at the same time as the Dodo bird


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OfflineBarack Obama II
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Re: Barack Obama IS SANTA! [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #19325866 - 12/25/13 02:58 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:

Barack Obama II said:
As Michelle ages, the quantity of her meaty products have declined into amounts that are not cost effective to harvest. Though in the not so distant past, Michelle was known for her blood sausage. The monthly small batches gave her ample opportunity to perfect her recipe.





made from the blood of thousands of innocent pakistani children killed in B'Rock drone strikes?





It's Michelle's blood ya dingus! Pakis are totally not Halal dude.


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Re: Barack Obama IS SANTA! [Re: Barack Obama II] * 1
    #19325905 - 12/25/13 03:11 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Barack Obama II said:
As Michelle ages, the quantity of her meaty products have declined into amounts that are not cost effective to harvest. Though in the not so distant past, Michelle was known for her blood sausage. The monthly small batches gave her ample opportunity to perfect her recipe.



In Eurupe they call it "black pudding", sir.

:usa:


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Re: Barack Obama IS SANTA! [Re: Set] * 1
    #19325939 - 12/25/13 03:22 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

The ancient Greeks had a blood soup :cool:


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st1lln0x: I feel like a fucking Gundam
Click to friend me on Steam for Counter-Strike
:crankey: IS LIFE SKULLFUCKING YOU!? HAVE SOME FREE MORALE! :awesomenod:
Click if you want to feel you alone can do it! Click if you want to feel confident and beastly! Click if you want courage to let go and move on! And click the message if you need someone to talk to -- I'll understand, even if we "hate" each other on here :hug: :sun:


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