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Barack Obama II
Commander in Chief



Registered: 12/25/13
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Re: Barack Obama IS SANTA! [Re: st1llnox]
#19325712 - 12/25/13 02:06 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Sry about canceling Chrimbus, you guise wouldn't understand tho. It's a Muslim thang.
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g00ru
lit pants tit licker



Registered: 08/09/07
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nice first post mister II, enjoy your 40/40
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st1llnox
dx'd PTSD/ADHD--please don't ask



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Dude if you're Muslim why'd you put bacon on my Tofurkey 
Welcome to the boards Obama.
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Barack Obama II
Commander in Chief



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Re: Barack Obama IS SANTA! [Re: st1llnox]
#19325748 - 12/25/13 02:18 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I'll have you know young St1ll that the MyPlate USDA nutrition guide recommends 20% of your plate to be meaty protein. I care about your health as my efforts with Obamacare have made evident. Bacon, while I'm religiously opposed to it, is widely accepted as the tastiest and most healthy meaty protein product by Michelle (and consequently the rest of the developed world)
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st1llnox
dx'd PTSD/ADHD--please don't ask



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Bitch I'm exempt from Obama Care... Imma Indian 
Barack, did you see our thread about you cutting down the money tree? Also we were talking and we think you should legalize most hard hallucinogens. Think you could help me out bro-bro?
You guys still do bailouts?
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Barack Obama II
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Re: Barack Obama IS SANTA! [Re: st1llnox]
#19325784 - 12/25/13 02:30 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Effective immediately, pursuant to 16 U.S.C. 470aa-11, for the preservation of Native Heritage all Natives forfeit all desirable "heritage loopholes" upon consumption of DXM, weather by syrup or pill.
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Set
candy colored clown


Registered: 10/03/08
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Quote:
Barack Obama II said: tastiest and most healthy meaty protein product by Michelle (and consequently the rest of the developed world)
Hey Obama
What other meaty protein products does Michelle produce? The world wants to know. (and you can't answer "daughters" again, sir, the world already knows this)
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evileye001
Stranger then you



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Re: Barack Obama IS SANTA! [Re: Set] 1
#19325804 - 12/25/13 02:38 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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i demand to know whos puppet that is!
cuz i wish i would have thought of that...
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g00ru
lit pants tit licker



Registered: 08/09/07
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Re: Barack Obama IS SANTA! [Re: evileye001] 1
#19325806 - 12/25/13 02:39 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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it's not a puppet its the president of the united states
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Barack Obama II
Commander in Chief



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Re: Barack Obama IS SANTA! [Re: Set]
#19325807 - 12/25/13 02:41 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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As Michelle ages, the quantity of her meaty products have declined into amounts that are not cost effective to harvest. Though in the not so distant past, Michelle was known for her blood sausage. The monthly small batches gave her ample opportunity to perfect her recipe.
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robbyberto
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Michelle is a busted ass hoe.
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Barack Obama II
Commander in Chief



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Re: Barack Obama IS SANTA! [Re: robbyberto]
#19325824 - 12/25/13 02:46 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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She wasn't busted before I let Lil B fuck my bitch. I mean, Allah and The Based God > everything, but I just wish he would've left me some scraps.
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Prisoner#1
Even Dumber ThanAdvertized!


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Re: Barack Obama IS SANTA! [Re: st1llnox] 1
#19325837 - 12/25/13 02:51 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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st1llnox said: Dude if you're Muslim why'd you put bacon on my Tofurkey 
Welcome to the boards Obama.
what animal does tofurkey come from?
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Synthe
Gatorade me, bitch!



Registered: 11/10/12
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Re: Barack Obama IS SANTA! [Re: Prisoner#1] 2
#19325841 - 12/25/13 02:52 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Prisoner#1 said:
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st1llnox said: Dude if you're Muslim why'd you put bacon on my Tofurkey 
Welcome to the boards Obama.
what animal does tofurkey come from?
The tofu bird
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Prisoner#1
Even Dumber ThanAdvertized!


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Barack Obama II said: As Michelle ages, the quantity of her meaty products have declined into amounts that are not cost effective to harvest. Though in the not so distant past, Michelle was known for her blood sausage. The monthly small batches gave her ample opportunity to perfect her recipe.
made from the blood of thousands of innocent pakistani children killed in B'Rock drone strikes?
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st1llnox
dx'd PTSD/ADHD--please don't ask



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Re: Barack Obama IS SANTA! [Re: Synthe] 1
#19325862 - 12/25/13 02:56 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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The vegans have nearly hunted them to extinction
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Prisoner#1
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Re: Barack Obama IS SANTA! [Re: Synthe] 1
#19325864 - 12/25/13 02:57 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Synthe said:
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Prisoner#1 said:
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st1llnox said: Dude if you're Muslim why'd you put bacon on my Tofurkey 
Welcome to the boards Obama.
what animal does tofurkey come from?
The tofu bird
that shit may be bad since the Tofu Bird went extinct at the same time as the Dodo bird
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Barack Obama II
Commander in Chief



Registered: 12/25/13
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Re: Barack Obama IS SANTA! [Re: Prisoner#1]
#19325866 - 12/25/13 02:58 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Prisoner#1 said:
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Barack Obama II said: As Michelle ages, the quantity of her meaty products have declined into amounts that are not cost effective to harvest. Though in the not so distant past, Michelle was known for her blood sausage. The monthly small batches gave her ample opportunity to perfect her recipe.
made from the blood of thousands of innocent pakistani children killed in B'Rock drone strikes?
It's Michelle's blood ya dingus! Pakis are totally not Halal dude.
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Set
candy colored clown


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Quote:
Barack Obama II said: As Michelle ages, the quantity of her meaty products have declined into amounts that are not cost effective to harvest. Though in the not so distant past, Michelle was known for her blood sausage. The monthly small batches gave her ample opportunity to perfect her recipe.
In Eurupe they call it "black pudding", sir.
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st1llnox
dx'd PTSD/ADHD--please don't ask



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Re: Barack Obama IS SANTA! [Re: Set] 1
#19325939 - 12/25/13 03:22 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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The ancient Greeks had a blood soup
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IS LIFE SKULLFUCKING YOU!? HAVE SOME FREE MORALE! Click if you want to feel you alone can do it! Click if you want to feel confident and beastly! Click if you want courage to let go and move on! And click the message if you need someone to talk to -- I'll understand, even if we "hate" each other on here
  
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