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Fighting Someone 3x your size
#19220549 - 12/03/13 02:49 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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So..
I have a bullshit motherfucking roommate who thinks its ok to go in my room and steal my bong/weed while i'm not home.
Came home today and my bong was gone and missing about two gs out my stash..room was obviously went through. I am moving out tomorrow as I got into an altercation with the other roommate (both are junkies) and fuck him as well.
I am thinking about kicking down his door and opening up a can of whoop-ass, and also possibly doing the same for the other roommate before I leave.
I have no bong, just got off work, and no way to smoke. 
Problem is, the dude is like 230, me, around 140.
What do?
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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: hTx] 1
#19220553 - 12/03/13 02:51 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Cook a nice meal before you leave, make sure that you leave the main ingredient "chicken" out for a few days. Make sure they eat it and you don't. Justice served on a lukewarm plate.
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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Sanpedrox]
#19220555 - 12/03/13 02:53 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Slash his tires.
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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: hTx]
#19220558 - 12/03/13 02:55 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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a broom comes to mind go spear the prick till he says uncle
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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: happygolucky]
#19220560 - 12/03/13 02:57 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I have a wrench, and I'm pretty quick wit my hands..but the guy is 6'4, 230
i'm 5'10 140.
Not scared whatsoever just I understand size difference..
Last fight was against 6'2 180ish and I handled that no problem.
I'm thinking act like I'm scared/dont know how to fight, lure him in as he throws a big punch, dodge it, and punch him in the throat.
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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Sanpedrox]
#19220561 - 12/03/13 02:58 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Sanpedrox said: Cook a nice meal before you leave, make sure that you leave the main ingredient "chicken" out for a few days. Make sure they eat it and you don't. Justice served on a lukewarm plate.
If your dead set on getting vengeance, then I think this is the way to go. Not worth fighting someone that size unless your skilled in some sort of martial arts, or you straight for his balls, that'll bring anyone down in my experience.
In high school there was an asshole who used to give me shit. He was a fatass. I melted laxatives down into brownies and got him to eat 3 of em. Pretty sure the dude spent the rest of the day shitting his brains out in the bathroom. I prefer this type of vengeance.
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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Sanpedrox]
#19220572 - 12/03/13 03:06 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Sanpedrox said: Cook a nice meal before you leave, make sure that you leave the main ingredient "chicken" out for a few days. Make sure they eat it and you don't. Justice served on a lukewarm plate.
I'm leaving tomorrow, don't have a few days.
Never been a fan of sneakiness but..shit the guy is huge tho.
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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: hTx]
#19220575 - 12/03/13 03:08 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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hTx said:
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Sanpedrox said: Cook a nice meal before you leave, make sure that you leave the main ingredient "chicken" out for a few days. Make sure they eat it and you don't. Justice served on a lukewarm plate.
I'm leaving tomorrow, don't have a few days.
Never been a fan of sneakiness but..shit the guy is huge tho.
Instead of running away, you should fight him. There's a chance it will make you bond, he will certainly respect you more. He doesn't now, because he uses your shit without care. If you were to make an ally of him, it would be good, no? Don't be so quick to run away.
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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: hTx]
#19220578 - 12/03/13 03:10 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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that sucks but it's pretty hard/almost impossible to fight two people bigger then you, you're going to catch hell if you try that route
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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Thulean]
#19220579 - 12/03/13 03:10 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Thulean said:
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hTx said:
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Sanpedrox said: Cook a nice meal before you leave, make sure that you leave the main ingredient "chicken" out for a few days. Make sure they eat it and you don't. Justice served on a lukewarm plate.
I'm leaving tomorrow, don't have a few days.
Never been a fan of sneakiness but..shit the guy is huge tho.
Instead of running away, you should fight him. There's a chance it will make you bond, he will certainly respect you more. He doesn't now, because he uses your shit without care. If you were to make an ally of him, it would be good, no? Don't be so quick to run away.
I'm not running. I could give two shits to 'ally' up with him tbh, I want my bong back and I want to fuck him up.
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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: hTx]
#19220580 - 12/03/13 03:11 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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yeah a bong is a considerable loss, not worth ignoring is there anyway for them to know your whereabouts afterwords?
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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Thulean]
#19220581 - 12/03/13 03:11 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Wait until he is asleep, hit him in the stomach with a baseball bat. Fuck, you aren't going to win the fight unless you are jackie chan.
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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Sanpedrox]
#19220582 - 12/03/13 03:13 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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the only way i see out of this is monetary damage you can't fight two people let alone someone that could corner you and sit on you
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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Konyap]
#19220583 - 12/03/13 03:14 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Illyabo said: that sucks but it's pretty hard/almost impossible to fight two people bigger then you, you're going to catch hell if you try that route
Bring it.
Going now, I have wrench in my back pocket if things get hairy.
I may die, or I may win and teach this asshole a lesson. idgaf.
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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Sanpedrox]
#19220584 - 12/03/13 03:15 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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All these fags talking about womanly poison tactics... shake my damn head. Meanwhile the OP is probably just brooding over how much of a passive aggressive way he's going to fight back. Seriously, no wonder he walks all over you. You're a cowardly little shit.
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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: hTx]
#19220585 - 12/03/13 03:16 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Konyap]
#19220587 - 12/03/13 03:21 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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if you can't get them with property damage what the fuck are you going to do with a wrench besides jailtime
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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Konyap] 2
#19220588 - 12/03/13 03:21 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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OP is going to die
RIP OP
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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Konyap] 6
#19220589 - 12/03/13 03:25 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Instigating a fight is almost never the answer. In this case, it's a good way to have charges pressed against you.
Don't let the flaws of others plant seeds of resentment in yourself. Creating flaws in your own psyche to react to the flaws of others is a short sighted and emotional response.
It's thrilling and invigorating in the moment, but in hindsight it will accomplish very little.
Be the better man and get the hell out of there. Karma will serve them on it's own time.
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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Acaterpillar] 2
#19220596 - 12/03/13 03:29 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Acaterpillar said: Instigating a fight is almost never the answer. In this case, it's a good way to have charges pressed against you.
Don't let the flaws of others plant seeds of resentment in yourself. Creating flaws in your own psyche to react to the flaws of others is a short sighted and emotional response.
It's thrilling and invigorating in the moment, but in hindsight it will accomplish very little.
Be the better man and get the hell out of there. Karma will serve them on it's own time.
How much estrogen is inside of you right now?
>It's thrilling and invigorating in the moment What would he be doing instead? Sitting in his room alone jerking off and smoking pot, he needs this excitement. All men do, our society is so pascified it's pathetiic.
This is a simple scuffle between some dudes, it's a healthy and natural release. No one will be killing anyone. They could become best friends because of it.
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