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Fighting Someone 3x your size
    #19220549 - 12/03/13 02:49 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

So..

I have a bullshit motherfucking roommate who thinks its ok to go in my room and steal my bong/weed while i'm not home.

Came home today and my bong was gone and missing about two gs out my stash..room was obviously went through. I am moving out tomorrow as I got into an altercation with the other roommate (both are junkies) and fuck him as well.

I am thinking about kicking down his door and opening up a can of whoop-ass, and also possibly doing the same for the other roommate before I leave.

I have no bong, just got off work, and no way to smoke. :mad2:

Problem is, the dude is like 230, me, around 140.

What do?


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: hTx] * 1
    #19220553 - 12/03/13 02:51 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Cook a nice meal before you leave, make sure that you leave the main ingredient "chicken" out for a few days. Make sure they eat it and you don't. Justice served on a lukewarm plate.


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Sanpedrox]
    #19220555 - 12/03/13 02:53 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Slash his tires.


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: hTx]
    #19220558 - 12/03/13 02:55 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

a broom comes to mind :manofapproval: go spear the prick till he says uncle :thumbup:


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: happygolucky]
    #19220560 - 12/03/13 02:57 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I have a wrench, and I'm pretty quick wit my hands..but the guy is 6'4, 230

i'm 5'10 140.

Not scared whatsoever just I understand size difference..

Last fight was against 6'2 180ish and I handled that no problem.

I'm thinking act like I'm scared/dont know how to fight, lure him in as he throws a big punch, dodge it, and punch him in the throat.


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Sanpedrox]
    #19220561 - 12/03/13 02:58 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Sanpedrox said:
Cook a nice meal before you leave, make sure that you leave the main ingredient "chicken" out for a few days. Make sure they eat it and you don't. Justice served on a lukewarm plate.




If your dead set on getting vengeance, then I think this is the way to go. Not worth fighting someone that size unless your skilled in some sort of martial arts, or you straight for his balls, that'll bring anyone down in my experience.

In high school there was an asshole who used to give me shit. He was a fatass. I melted laxatives down into brownies and got him to eat 3 of em. Pretty sure the dude spent the rest of the day shitting his brains out in the bathroom. I prefer this type of vengeance.


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Sanpedrox]
    #19220572 - 12/03/13 03:06 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Sanpedrox said:
Cook a nice meal before you leave, make sure that you leave the main ingredient "chicken" out for a few days. Make sure they eat it and you don't. Justice served on a lukewarm plate.



I'm leaving tomorrow, don't have a few days.

Never been a fan of sneakiness but..shit the guy is huge tho.


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: hTx]
    #19220575 - 12/03/13 03:08 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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hTx said:
Quote:

Sanpedrox said:
Cook a nice meal before you leave, make sure that you leave the main ingredient "chicken" out for a few days. Make sure they eat it and you don't. Justice served on a lukewarm plate.



I'm leaving tomorrow, don't have a few days.

Never been a fan of sneakiness but..shit the guy is huge tho.



Instead of running away, you should fight him. There's a chance it will make you bond, he will certainly respect you more. He doesn't now, because he uses your shit without care. If you were to make an ally of him, it would be good, no? Don't be so quick to run away.


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: hTx]
    #19220578 - 12/03/13 03:10 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

that sucks but it's pretty hard/almost impossible to fight two people bigger then you, you're going to catch hell if you try that route


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Thulean]
    #19220579 - 12/03/13 03:10 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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hTx said:
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Sanpedrox said:
Cook a nice meal before you leave, make sure that you leave the main ingredient "chicken" out for a few days. Make sure they eat it and you don't. Justice served on a lukewarm plate.



I'm leaving tomorrow, don't have a few days.

Never been a fan of sneakiness but..shit the guy is huge tho.



Instead of running away, you should fight him. There's a chance it will make you bond, he will certainly respect you more. He doesn't now, because he uses your shit without care. If you were to make an ally of him, it would be good, no? Don't be so quick to run away.



I'm not running.
I could give two shits to 'ally' up with him tbh, I want my bong back and I want to fuck him up.


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: hTx]
    #19220580 - 12/03/13 03:11 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

yeah a bong is a considerable loss, not worth ignoring
is there anyway for them to know your whereabouts afterwords?


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Thulean]
    #19220581 - 12/03/13 03:11 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Wait until he is asleep, hit him in the stomach with a baseball bat. Fuck, you aren't going to win the fight unless you are jackie chan.


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Sanpedrox]
    #19220582 - 12/03/13 03:13 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

the only way i see out of this is monetary damage you can't fight two people let alone someone that could corner you and sit on you


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Konyap]
    #19220583 - 12/03/13 03:14 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Illyabo said:
that sucks but it's pretty hard/almost impossible to fight two people bigger then you, you're going to catch hell if you try that route



Bring it.

Going now, I have wrench in my back pocket if things get hairy.

I may die, or I may win and teach this asshole a lesson. idgaf.

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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Sanpedrox]
    #19220584 - 12/03/13 03:15 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

All these fags talking about womanly poison tactics... shake my damn head. Meanwhile the OP is probably just brooding over how much of a passive aggressive way he's going to fight back. Seriously, no wonder he walks all over you. You're a cowardly little shit.


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: hTx]
    #19220585 - 12/03/13 03:16 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

:rip:


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Konyap]
    #19220587 - 12/03/13 03:21 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

if you can't get them with property damage what the fuck are you going to do with a wrench besides jailtime:shrug:


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Konyap] * 2
    #19220588 - 12/03/13 03:21 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

OP is going to die

RIP OP  :dawerp:


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Konyap] * 6
    #19220589 - 12/03/13 03:25 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Instigating a fight is almost never the answer.
In this case, it's a good way to have charges pressed against you.

Don't let the flaws of others plant seeds of resentment in yourself.
Creating flaws in your own psyche to react to the flaws of others is a short sighted and emotional response.

It's thrilling and invigorating in the moment, but in hindsight it will accomplish very little.


Be the better man and get the hell out of there.
Karma will serve them on it's own time.


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Acaterpillar] * 2
    #19220596 - 12/03/13 03:29 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Instigating a fight is almost never the answer.
In this case, it's a good way to have charges pressed against you.

Don't let the flaws of others plant seeds of resentment in yourself.
Creating flaws in your own psyche to react to the flaws of others is a short sighted and emotional response.

It's thrilling and invigorating in the moment, but in hindsight it will accomplish very little.


Be the better man and get the hell out of there.
Karma will serve them on it's own time.




How much estrogen is inside of you right now?

>It's thrilling and invigorating in the moment
What would he be doing instead? Sitting in his room alone jerking off and smoking pot, he needs this excitement. All men do, our society is so pascified it's pathetiic.

This is a simple scuffle between some dudes, it's a healthy and natural release. No one will be killing anyone. They could become best friends because of it.


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Thulean] * 3
    #19220597 - 12/03/13 03:30 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

meathead


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Konyap]
    #19220600 - 12/03/13 03:36 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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meathead



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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Thulean] * 3
    #19220603 - 12/03/13 03:38 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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How much estrogen is inside of you right now?



Probably an unnaturally elevated amount considering the hormones and plastics found in tap water.
I think my position has less to do with hormones, and more to do with logic applied to foresight.
"Assume the worst, hope for the best."

"Simple scuffles" can often quickly evolve into something much greater.
The OP doesn't need this kind of excitement. He doesn't need to hurt people to feel alive.

Jesus dude, your logic is so backwards I could write an essay for a retort.


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Acaterpillar] * 1
    #19220610 - 12/03/13 03:44 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Jesus dude, your logic is so backwards I could write an essay for a retort.




Please do it, this is a really interesting subject to me. I think if we were to continue and have a real discussion about it we could reveal how conditioned your view point is.


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: happygolucky] * 3
    #19220612 - 12/03/13 03:46 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Slash his tires.



Weaksauce :thumbdown:

Go in there, kick him in the nuts as hard as you can, grab your bong and walk out like a boss.

Trust me bro :zaphod:


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Thulean] * 5
    #19220618 - 12/03/13 03:53 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

:rofl:

I'm tempted, but it's almost 5am and I have class tomorrow.

To be less of an idealist, here's a story:
I have a buddy that got in a fight with his brother. Pretty standard thing right? I have two brothers, and I got into countless fist fights with them.

Well, his brother's friend was there and stepped in by hitting my buddy in the back of the head. My buddy turned around and popped the guy in the jaw, knocking him out.
Turns out he fractured his jaw in multiple places, and the "friend" pressed charges against my buddy, even after my bud's family urged him not to.

And now he is a felon.
For defending himself against a sucker punch.


I'm not a pacifist; I've been in enough fights to know that violence can be necessary in certain circumstances.
But instigating a fight will always place you in the wrong. Especially in the eyes of the court. Considering that hTx lives in the same state as I do, and the courts generally follow the same precedence: I wouldn't risk that shit.


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Acaterpillar] * 1
    #19220642 - 12/03/13 04:11 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Acaterpillar said:
:rofl:

I'm tempted, but it's almost 5am and I have class tomorrow.

To be less of an idealist, here's a story:
I have a buddy who is now a felon.
He got in a fight with his brother. Pretty standard thing right? I have two brothers, and I got into countless fist fights with them.
Well, his brother's friend was there and stepped in by hitting my buddy in the back of the head. My buddy turned around and popped the guy in the jaw, knocking him out.
Turns out he fractured his jaw in multiple places, and the "friend" pressed charges against my buddy, even after my bud's family urged him not to.

And now my friend is a felon. For defending himself against a sucker punch.
I'm not a pacifist; I've been in enough fights to know that violence can be necessary in certain circumstances.
But instigating a fight will always place you in the wrong. Especially in the eyes of the court. Considering that hTx lives in the same state as I do, and the courts generally follow the same precedence: I wouldn't risk that shit.






Your story has absolutely nothing to do with the nature of men taking their aggression out on one another in a healthy productive way, and more about...

> Fighting is wrong because the progressive liberal state will get mad at me and punish me If I do it :frown:

Already so far on your knees and you don't realize it.

Hahaha... of course the state will get angry at you for being aggressive. Of course it will lock you away any chance it can if you show any masculinity, and no I'm not talking about homosexually driven gym bros.

You basically think that fighting is bad because our rulers do...

That's who they fear the most, men who will stand up and fight. Thats why the Jew Sigmund Freud dedicated his life to conditioning men to ignore their primordial instincts and replace them with materialism.

> I wouldn't risk that shit.

Fear, obedience, conditioned pussification of man.


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Thulean] * 1
    #19220671 - 12/03/13 04:35 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Texas is sooo progressive and liberal :tongue:

You're talking out of your ass, dude.


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: hTx] * 1
    #19220742 - 12/03/13 05:44 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: OliverJames]
    #19220832 - 12/03/13 06:45 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Sanpedrox said:
Cook a nice meal before you leave, make sure that you leave the main ingredient "chicken" out for a few days. Make sure they eat it and you don't. Justice served on a lukewarm plate.




If your dead set on getting vengeance, then I think this is the way to go. Not worth fighting someone that size unless your skilled in some sort of martial arts, or you straight for his balls, that'll bring anyone down in my experience.

In high school there was an asshole who used to give me shit. He was a fatass. I melted laxatives down into brownies and got him to eat 3 of em. Pretty sure the dude spent the rest of the day shitting his brains out in the bathroom. I prefer this type of vengeance.




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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: st1llnox]
    #19220874 - 12/03/13 07:05 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

How do you have such a shitty roomie?

get a safe?

hide your bong?

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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Gorlax]
    #19220907 - 12/03/13 07:19 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

stop living with junkies and get a safe in the meantime. have you tried talking to him about the problem?


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: hTx] * 1
    #19220922 - 12/03/13 07:24 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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I am thinking about kicking down his door and opening up a can of whoop-ass, and also possibly doing the same for the other roommate before I leave.

Problem is, the dude is like 230, me, around 140.








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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Asante]
    #19220929 - 12/03/13 07:27 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Lol


So... Is OP dead?


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: hTx]
    #19220942 - 12/03/13 07:33 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Problem is, the dude is like 230, me, around 140.




For reference, he is really more like 1.6 times your size. Here's something that worked in a movie once:



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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: hTx]
    #19220969 - 12/03/13 07:45 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Ask for a one out or a wing change or maybe even go to the boneyard or possibly invest in a knuckle duster or just let it fly..it's only weed and you can make a cheap bong or quit weed but above all else,just grin and bare it,sorry bout all the 'ors'


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: hTx]
    #19220991 - 12/03/13 07:57 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I'm sure there are better ways to deal with the problem than resorting to violence. Odds are, you'll probably get your ass kicked.


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: nicechrisman]
    #19221050 - 12/03/13 08:24 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I confronted him and he claims to not even have my bong, blamed other roomy and shut/locked his door while phasing half asleep.

meaning now my bong is gone.

fucking people man, I give up.

not worth it.

I got a way to get my money back from him for the bong going missing and ill figure it all out soon enough.

I smoked some herb and calmed down greatly.


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: millzy]
    #19221086 - 12/03/13 08:37 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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stop living with junkies and get a safe in the meantime. have you tried talking to him about the problem?



just did and he got a little pissy but so did I and he just said "I do.t know man " and shut his door.

once he saw I wasn't afraid his whole attitude changed.

anyways I smoked and thought about the whole thing. I'm waiting until my ride to new house arrives to really push the issue, and than if that doesn't work..I'm leaving and getting my money back some way or another.

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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: hTx]
    #19221097 - 12/03/13 08:40 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

$400?! Fucking hell man, I'd be pissed too


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: hTx]
    #19221116 - 12/03/13 08:47 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

If you neeed a way to bun, get rolling papes or make an apple pipe (all you need is an apple, tinfoil/bowl piece, and a pen is helpful).

But if someone took 2gs of my weed and my bong without asking, I'd be pretty pissed and definitely confront them.....


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Alexestalex]
    #19221137 - 12/03/13 08:56 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I took a walk outside to calm myself earlier and ended up finding a one-hitter on the ground a couple blocks from the house.

I considered it a sign.

This was after I confronted him of course, as it took everything in me to walk away after I'm pretty sure he lied to my face. After I found that one-hitter it was like a sign from the universe to chill, at least for the moment.

The other roommate is pretty bad, but I don't think he would steal my bong/weed..we got into an altercation but other than that we used to be best friends, and although he has been gone all night since before I got off work..I called and confronted him and texted him as well..and I believe him.



The one that is 6'4 230-240 would, however, steal my shit as he has a long history of fucking people over/theft in general.


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: hTx]
    #19221157 - 12/03/13 09:02 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Damn that sucks dude, but we all know imcluding yourself you're not going to fight him and at most youl just ask for it back. You're going to be pissed about for a looong time, like years and years.

Best advice would to get a bunch of people to take it back, but it sounds like you would've if you could.


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: hTx]
    #19221167 - 12/03/13 09:07 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

There is only one thing to do when you fight anyone physically bigger than you: Hit the person hard along his mandibular condyle.

This means hit him along the jaw. There are nerves there that will send a jolt throughout the body and immediately stop anyone in their tracks.

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    #19221173 - 12/03/13 09:10 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Chowder963]
    #19221175 - 12/03/13 09:11 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Damn that sucks dude, but we all know imcluding yourself you're not going to fight him and at most youl just ask for it back. You're going to be pissed about for a looong time, like years and years.

Best advice would to get a bunch of people to take it back, but it sounds like you would've if you could.



well, i almost impulsively hit him as soon as he denied having the bong or knowing what happened to it.

Its one thing to go in my room and take the bong to smoke, but now whoever has it/took it, obviously did so with the intent to steal my shit.

What sounds better to you, being pissed for years and years?

Or rejoicing in solace knowing you got your bong back when some bully tried to take it from you?


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: hTx]
    #19221189 - 12/03/13 09:17 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Well I'd ask you, being pissed for years and years about getting your shit stolen and not doing anything, or getting your shit stolen and also getting your ass kicked for trying to get it back. I'm just saying, normally if something that expensive gets taken, its gone, they aren't giving back and its probably not there.

The only way in your situation would be to have a group of people start fucking shit up and tell them to give it back, idk Im just assuming since you're posting on the shroomery you're probably very introverted and nice or something and incapable of getting it back. So I'm just telling you not to get hurt, because it seems that's what would happen. You don't sound like a fighter.


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Chowder963]
    #19221195 - 12/03/13 09:19 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

:lol: Stop being a pussy OP and get your shit back. You don't want to go through life getting your shit stolen and not doing a thing about it. Stand up for yourself. :2cents:


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Sham87]
    #19221235 - 12/03/13 09:29 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

EDIT:  don't joke about killing people by feeding them a drug OD.


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Chowder963]
    #19221246 - 12/03/13 09:32 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

:lol: You're not joking.


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Sham87]
    #19221248 - 12/03/13 09:32 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

At this point, I like the chicken dinner idea.


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Into The Woods]
    #19221265 - 12/03/13 09:36 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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At this point, I like the chicken dinner idea.




I thought that was a pretty good idea :shrug:

He is way bigger, obviously doesnt care that you confronted him and he has a history of being a shady stealing asshole.


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Chowder963]
    #19221271 - 12/03/13 09:37 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Op call the cops and tell them you got your bong stolen....

Don't do anything that will land you in jail. 420 bucks loss/ life lesson is a ton cheaper then an assualt and battery charge.

Want revenge disable his break lights before you leave and hope he gets pulled over.

Or there that expandable insulation foam you can so fun stuff with but do it at night the heat and the sun will expand that shit.

I would just take it as a life lesson about the company one keeps.


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: hTx] * 2
    #19221275 - 12/03/13 09:39 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I wouldn't fight him, I would jerk off in to everything he owns, food, shampoo, even his fucking cookware.  It will get to him a lot more than fighting him.  Kicking his ass won't do shit to him a month from now, him eating/bathing in your jizz will effect him until he dies.


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    #19221278 - 12/03/13 09:41 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

LOL


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: trekie]
    #19221299 - 12/03/13 09:46 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

He should just buy him a puppy, let him get attached, then go back when he's not there and video tape him having sex with the dog on his bed. At the end of the video close up on your face and say "bong" in a creepy as voice and just end it.


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: fapjack] * 3
    #19221304 - 12/03/13 09:48 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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I wouldn't fight him, I would jerk off in to everything he owns, food, shampoo, even his fucking cookware.  It will get to him a lot more than fighting him.  Kicking his ass won't do shit to him a month from now, him eating/bathing in your jizz will effect him until he dies.



Oh and take pictures of you doing that and send them to him in like 6 months :awehigh:


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: fapjack]
    #19221318 - 12/03/13 09:51 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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I wouldn't fight him, I would jerk off in to everything he owns, food, shampoo, even his fucking cookware.  It will get to him a lot more than fighting him.  Kicking his ass won't do shit to him a month from now, him eating/bathing in your jizz will effect him until he dies.




This is an awesome idea.

But if he ever got caught, whether he told him or the guy happened to freak out and have it tested I'm pretty sure thats a serious offense having someone unknowingly consume your bodily fluids


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Herbologist]
    #19221337 - 12/03/13 09:56 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Yeah, that's got to be sexual assault on some level.

But having to go through a sexual assault lawsuit would hurt his pride even more.

Do it.

Do it, OP.


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Herbologist]
    #19221343 - 12/03/13 09:57 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

He should ask him "would you fuck me?" The after he says no invest all of his money on a sex change operation by top notch surgeons, make him  fal in love with him, and while fucking, inthe same voice as before say "thought you wouldn't fuck me" then get your bong and run while urinating on your way out.


For the rest of his life send him webcam videos of you fucking other men, make sure the bong is in the video.


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Chowder963]
    #19221355 - 12/03/13 10:00 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

You're on a roll


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: hTx]
    #19221423 - 12/03/13 10:20 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

In wrestling, all the power comes from your legs. Get your legs strong, take his ass to the ground and break his foot if you want. Or, if you'd rather not take to the ground, use your elbows and knees on his face and also kick him in the legs if your height permits for this sort of technique.


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: thirtygoats]
    #19221430 - 12/03/13 10:22 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I dont think wrestling would serve him well if the size comparisons hold true


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Herbologist]
    #19221504 - 12/03/13 10:49 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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I wouldn't fight him, I would jerk off in to everything he owns, food, shampoo, even his fucking cookware.  It will get to him a lot more than fighting him.  Kicking his ass won't do shit to him a month from now, him eating/bathing in your jizz will effect him until he dies.




This is an awesome idea.

But if he ever got caught, whether he told him or the guy happened to freak out and have it tested I'm pretty sure thats a serious offense having someone unknowingly consume your bodily fluids




How would he know?  Semen doesn't taste that strongly, he can easily jizz on everything without the guy knowing.  He can't just unload into everything though, he needs to drip and drap it.  He won't know until several months later when he gets a phone call from him about how he is in AA now and is working on step 9 and calling to apologize for the horrible things he did to him, and mention it.  That or he could take video of himself jerking off into everything, each load caught on camera and then send him the video.  Its illegal, but so is drugs and that doesn't stop us from doing them.


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: fapjack]
    #19221522 - 12/03/13 10:55 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Not sure how cum tastes.......


But I know that it smells disgusting and can be over powering, that sounds like an easy and fathomable way to get caught.

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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Herbologist]
    #19221534 - 12/03/13 10:57 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

We all know what cum tastes like c'mon man, whether it was involuntarily or curiosity from the early teen years. BE REAL WITH IT DAWG.


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Herbologist]
    #19221535 - 12/03/13 10:58 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

cum in his shampoo at a minimum... trust me he wouldn't know...


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: hTx]
    #19221564 - 12/03/13 11:05 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

In a David v Goliath scenerio I think the only way to prevail is to change the perameters of the fight, like David did with his sling. I have a predisposition or preference against fighting dirty though but I have no problem with losing a fight either. Sometimes you just need to stand up for yourself knowing you'll get beat up so a bully will know they can't pick on you, but get some good licks in so they get a bloodied nose too even if you get the worse of it they will generally leave you alone and respect you after you show you're not a punk or a wimp.


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Ellis Dee]
    #19221608 - 12/03/13 11:14 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

knock on his door. When he opens it punch him in the throat then kick him in the balls and get your bong back.


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Chowder963] * 1
    #19221610 - 12/03/13 11:15 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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We all know what cum tastes like c'mon man, whether it was involuntarily or curiosity from the early teen years. BE REAL WITH IT DAWG.




I am not doubting that you in particular have had cum in your mouth.


I am saying that I never have.  OP, he is being a sneaky bastard so just be sneaky back and do somethin.


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    #19221613 - 12/03/13 11:15 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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knock on his door. When he opens it punch him in the throat then kick him in the balls and get your bong back.





You do realize that involves the OP standing on a chair right?  The dude is three times his size.


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stop living with junkies and get a safe in the meantime. have you tried talking to him about the problem?



just did and he got a little pissy but so did I and he just said "I do.t know man " and shut his door.

once he saw I wasn't afraid his whole attitude changed.

anyways I smoked and thought about the whole thing. I'm waiting until my ride to new house arrives to really push the issue, and than if that doesn't work..I'm leaving and getting my money back some way or another.

$400 piece.




just keep your head on straight. even if he did rip you off, that $400 will pale in comparison as to what it could cost you if you choose to act as stupid as he is and expose yourself to legal problems. cut your losses, chalk it up to learning the life lesson of not living with junky fuckheads and move on.


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    #19221791 - 12/03/13 11:58 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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knock on his door. When he opens it punch him in the throat then kick him in the balls and get your bong back.





You do realize that involves the OP standing on a chair right?  The dude is three times his size.



This is very true...also, you or any of your friends have not actually seen this guy with your bong...There is always that chance that he did not take it, although small. My advice would be to stay calm till you catch him red handed...then confront him and call him the fucking dochebag liar that he is. I know most of you younger posters here prolly don't believe it, but Karma is real....this dude will get his and it will be a lot worse than your bong dilemma. Most of the comments here are just bad advice and even if you knew some martial arts, it should be used only for defense.Likewise,any tool like a bat or a wrench will most likely be taken and used on you.

A bong is not worth any of the consequences that could arise out of this as revenge is at best, a hollow and short lived victory.:sunny::peace:M


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Thayendanegea]
    #19222762 - 12/03/13 03:24 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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    #19223501 - 12/03/13 06:26 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I can't believe no one has said this...

Why don't you just break into his room while he's gone?


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You do realize that involves the OP standing on a chair right?  The dude is three times his size.


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knock on his door. When he opens it punch him in the throat then kick him in the balls and get your bong back.





You do realize that involves the OP standing on a chair right?  The dude is three times his size.



This is very true...also, you or any of your friends have not actually seen this guy with your bong...There is always that chance that he did not take it, although small. My advice would be to stay calm till you catch him red handed...then confront him and call him the fucking dochebag liar that he is. I know most of you younger posters here prolly don't believe it, but Karma is real....this dude will get his and it will be a lot worse than your bong dilemma. Most of the comments here are just bad advice and even if you knew some martial arts, it should be used only for defense.Likewise,any tool like a bat or a wrench will most likely be taken and used on you.

A bong is not worth any of the consequences that could arise out of this as revenge is at best, a hollow and short lived victory.:sunny::peace:M



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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Doctor Sponge]
    #19224068 - 12/03/13 08:17 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I hope you get your bong back I would be pissed too try and stay cool for now


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    #19224166 - 12/03/13 08:35 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

If OP's roomies really are junkies, they probably traded the bong for dope.

Sorry OP. As I'm sure you know now, living with a severe addict is less than desirable. Hopefully your next roomies are better.


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: pcplease]
    #19224336 - 12/03/13 09:05 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

The whole problem is that you consider it your bong, if it was just a bong then you wouldn't care.

Why would you pay $400 for a bong anyways?


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #19224350 - 12/03/13 09:07 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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:rofl:

I'm tempted, but it's almost 5am and I have class tomorrow.

To be less of an idealist, here's a story:
I have a buddy that got in a fight with his brother. Pretty standard thing right? I have two brothers, and I got into countless fist fights with them.

Well, his brother's friend was there and stepped in by hitting my buddy in the back of the head. My buddy turned around and popped the guy in the jaw, knocking him out.
Turns out he fractured his jaw in multiple places, and the "friend" pressed charges against my buddy, even after my bud's family urged him not to.

And now he is a felon.
For defending himself against a sucker punch.


I'm not a pacifist; I've been in enough fights to know that violence can be necessary in certain circumstances.
But instigating a fight will always place you in the wrong. Especially in the eyes of the court. Considering that hTx lives in the same state as I do, and the courts generally follow the same precedence: I wouldn't risk that shit.




I don't believe this, I punched a guy out in front of cops after he swung at me and didn't even hit me, and I didn't get any charges. In fact they asked me if I wanted to press charges.


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: teknix]
    #19224371 - 12/03/13 09:12 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

If you really feel you have something to prove HTX, fight him out in the open, where you can use your speed and agility. It's twice has hard to fight a guy bigger than you in close quarters cause his size is more of an advantage.


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: teknix]
    #19224385 - 12/03/13 09:14 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

230 to 140, better bring a hefty stick  :box: I wouldn't get into that fight if I was you, unless you know how to block punches and get out of grapples. If you know how to wrestle you might have a chance, but if he is that much bigger chances are he is going to wrap you up and you will be screwed. The only way to win a fight like that is cheap shots. Nose, throat, and groin. It could turn out bad and you could really fuck somebody up with shots like those though. I would advise against it. I would actually advise against ever starting a fight. You should always be ready but never jump in on someone because who knows what would happen.


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: mindgnome]
    #19224410 - 12/03/13 09:18 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

One of my buddies like to bring a pocket full of rocks to a fight, as cheap as it is, it works. Rocks fucking hurt when you get pegged with one. You should be able to outrun him.
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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: teknix]
    #19224414 - 12/03/13 09:20 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Yeah but if the big guy knows how to throw a punch it will be lights out. Only if he starts something should the guy defend himself. It is like a videogame at the point, you want to slide around him and catch him off guard. It sounds like the guy is big enough to do damage though. As I said, I wouldn't take advice from anyone telling you to start this fight. 100 pounds difference is asking to get fucked up.


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: mindgnome]
    #19224417 - 12/03/13 09:21 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

OP don't even think about trying this guy physically.140 vs 230 could get you killed
yer gonna have to eat this,chuck it up as a loss,or get revenge some other way..even with  weoapon you will be fucked.how about dosing the big guy with LSD?


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: mindgnome]
    #19224420 - 12/03/13 09:21 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Yeah, rear naked is what I was thinking too, or an arm bar. But you can't just pull something like that off without some training.

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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Doctor Sponge]
    #19224432 - 12/03/13 09:24 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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how about dosing the big guy with LSD?




that is a horrible idea. I do agree that it is a fight he probably wouldn't win. I am 140 and would never fuck with someone who was 230 and if someone that big attacked me I would try to outpace him and wear him out before I did any punching or kicking.


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: teknix]
    #19224433 - 12/03/13 09:24 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

he would be fine if he was like 5"5 and 150 lean with muscle


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Konyap]
    #19224457 - 12/03/13 09:31 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Op, what kind of weight is the 230? Muscle? Fat?


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Mescalean] * 2
    #19226101 - 12/04/13 10:55 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Herbologist]
    #19226197 - 12/04/13 11:25 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Probably in the hospital. Im just curious if the room mate did anything funny like drag his nuts across his face


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Mescalean]
    #19226207 - 12/04/13 11:28 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

At 6'4 and that weight it* doesn't matter.

OP needed to knock him out or take out his legs in the first go or he was gonna get grabbed slammed and ended


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Mescalean]
    #19226257 - 12/04/13 11:39 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I almost posted something brutal...

Best not to fight, OP. Probation sucks, that said, you shouldn't have let him take advantage of you.

Size really doesn't matter if you know how to fight. I actually wonder why there are weight classes. I think it's just commercialism.


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: GreySatyr]
    #19226398 - 12/04/13 12:16 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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I actually wonder why there are weight classes. I think it's just commercialism.





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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Asante]
    #19226583 - 12/04/13 12:55 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Lol, I agree. Some people are just naturally tougher than their size or looks allow and some big guys are actually more agile and quick than their size shows. It's strange. I've seen men OPs size topple big guys and a big guy outrun a small man.

Just genetics I suppose.

I also saw this tiny little guy beating the absolute fuck out of this hulking giant but although you could say he was winning it looked like the fight would go on forever because the giant just took it without flinching. It's like a wood pecker against an oak tree.


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: GreySatyr] * 1
    #19226773 - 12/04/13 01:42 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I'm going to love it when op returns to tell us he started a fight got hospitalized only to find out when he was released from the hospital that his own brother actually sdtole his shit.


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: fee]
    #19226799 - 12/04/13 01:47 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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I'm going to love it when op returns to tell us he started a fight got hospitalized only to find out when he was released from the hospital that his own brother actually sdtole his shit.



I'm going to love it when all the users who've been posting about OP dying realize he updated everyone a couple pages ago.


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: GreySatyr]
    #19226818 - 12/04/13 01:50 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Lol, I agree. Some people are just naturally tougher than their size or looks allow and some big guys are actually more agile and quick than their size shows. It's strange. I've seen men OPs size topple big guys and a big guy outrun a small man.

Just genetics I suppose.

I also saw this tiny little guy beating the absolute fuck out of this hulking giant but although you could say he was winning it looked like the fight would go on forever because the giant just took it without flinching. It's like a wood pecker against an oak tree.




Hence weight classes. If you have have 2 skilled fighters same skill level same training/ condition I will put my money on the big guy. Yeah the small guy can hit quick and move but to someone with a substantial amount of mass its like being attacked by a small child. And with more mass behind those hands a ko is inevitable.

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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Everlong]
    #19226832 - 12/04/13 01:52 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Yeah but he also stated that wasn't the end of it.

Which means further updates to be had.

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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Everlong]
    #19226858 - 12/04/13 01:58 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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I'm going to love it when op returns to tell us he started a fight got hospitalized only to find out when he was released from the hospital that his own brother actually sdtole his shit.



I'm going to love it when all the users who've been posting about OP dying realize he updated everyone a couple pages ago.




OP said he had a plan to get his money back.... Hence the waiting period we have been in for....


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Herbologist]
    #19226897 - 12/04/13 02:08 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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    #19226917 - 12/04/13 02:14 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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    #19227128 - 12/04/13 02:59 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: teknix]
    #19227464 - 12/04/13 03:58 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

1) you have to know how to fight or he will beat the fuck out of you

2) get inside and throw hooks and uppercuts.

3) dont let him slam you, try to stay standing but if he does get you down knowing jujitsu or something would help


But realistically, the best way to beat him is to know how to fight. If you dont its really hard to beat someone bigger because you wont be able to reach them and they can stand outside and wail on you


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #19227943 - 12/04/13 05:54 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Konyap]
    #19227959 - 12/04/13 05:57 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Op for your sake i hope hes fat big and not muscular. Fat people get winded.


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: hTx]
    #19228135 - 12/04/13 06:37 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Guys c'mon, the weight difference, op's obvious introverted nice personality, his hesitation, how long its been, no one advise him to fight, op move on and don't get your ass kicked, if confronting him and his friends and maybe adding a sob story attached to the bong so then maybe if they sold it they'll tell you were it is then give up, your an adult, you technically shouldn't of let this happen, Don't fight. You would fight if you were capable.

Regardless if you tell him to fight I doubt he will anyway but don't tell him to fight and then when he doesn't he feels like a pussy. Its a lose lose situation dude and it happens sometimes.


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Chowder963]
    #19228150 - 12/04/13 06:40 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Get a fucking lock on your door, dude.  You really want to wait until the day before you move out to start something?  Stop being a little bitch.


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Mush4Brains]
    #19228159 - 12/04/13 06:42 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I'd beat some ass, I'd have people over there and id take that shit, advising him to do so is stupid, he obviously has doubts.


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Chowder963]
    #19228830 - 12/04/13 08:53 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Op is in jail for starting a fight over 400 bucks and a bag.

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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Chowder963]
    #19228849 - 12/04/13 08:57 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Mescalean]
    #19228863 - 12/04/13 09:00 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

OPs room mate toed him up threw him in the trunk, sold him into the dark world of underground sex trafficking. Anything for the nodz


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Mescalean]
    #19229317 - 12/04/13 10:42 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Quote:

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Lol, I agree. Some people are just naturally tougher than their size or looks allow and some big guys are actually more agile and quick than their size shows. It's strange. I've seen men OPs size topple big guys and a big guy outrun a small man.

Just genetics I suppose.

I also saw this tiny little guy beating the absolute fuck out of this hulking giant but although you could say he was winning it looked like the fight would go on forever because the giant just took it without flinching. It's like a wood pecker against an oak tree.




Hence weight classes. If you have have 2 skilled fighters same skill level same training/ condition I will put my money on the big guy. Yeah the small guy can hit quick and move but to someone with a substantial amount of mass its like being attacked by a small child. And with more mass behind those hands a ko is inevitable.

I'm six one 225 great shape. When I quit H my friend was relieved he told me "i love you man but you doing dope sketched me out there is nothing worse than a built junkie"




Wishful thinking from a big guy. I've heard similar from tons of big guys. Physiologically after a certain point your size becomes a disadvantage.  Same as being too small, it's a disadvantage. In a real fight to the death size doesn't mean anything though, big or small because in the end it's all about whose smarter and who has bigger balls.


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: GreySatyr]
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"Size doesn't mean anything" sounds like wishful thinking to me.


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    #19230471 - 12/05/13 09:35 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Nope, you're both wrong.




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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: hTx]
    #19230505 - 12/05/13 09:46 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

If your roommates stole shit from you OP, steal something from each of them when they're gone.  Then confront them and say,"Just so you know guys I stole your (fill in the blank) because you think its OK to steal my stuff. 

Then if they try to confront you bust out a large hunting knife and act like a general psycho.  People don't want to fuck with the knife wielding bat shit crazy guy.  I got a friend who's a smaller guy but pretty scrappy.  When anyone gives him shit he usually resorts to that technique and it works quite well.


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: hTx]
    #19230592 - 12/05/13 10:16 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

When I was in high school I fought a kid 3 times my size.. I ended up with some huge as lumps on my head but he had to fucking work for it.

Sometimes its not about whether you can kick someones ass or not. You get either take that shit like a pussy as bitch or swat him in the face a couple times and make him realize that you aren't going to just let it happen. Even if you don't "win" the fight there is a strong possibility next time he will think it's not worth the trouble.


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Mush 4 Brains]
    #19230650 - 12/05/13 10:39 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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If your roommates stole shit from you OP, steal something from each of them when they're gone.  Then confront them and say,"Just so you know guys I stole your (fill in the blank) because you think its OK to steal my stuff.




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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: luvdemshrooms]
    #19233548 - 12/05/13 07:50 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

This is assuming they indeed did steal your shit.  If you weren't home when your belongings were stolen it's pretty clear that it's either your roommates or someone they brought in.  That would make the roommates responsible. 

The fact that the bag of weed was pinched and not taken entirely is a big indication that it probably was a roommate.  If you know they took your shit, take something of theirs.  I guess you'd be better off taking something, and not mentioning that you did so though. Let them confront you if anything, then act like a knife wielding unstable individual.

  I know a crazy smaller guy that has intimidated people much larger than him before who were trying to rip him off or rob him.  If you truly convince someone that you're unstable and will flip the fuck out, they tend to stay away.


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Mush 4 Brains]
    #19233744 - 12/05/13 08:25 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I have an idea.  Stop living with junkies.


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: pwnasaurus]
    #19233752 - 12/05/13 08:28 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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This is assuming they indeed did steal your shit.  If you weren't home when your belongings were stolen it's pretty clear that it's either your roommates or someone they brought in.  That would make the roommates responsible.

The fact that the bag of weed was pinched and not taken entirely is a big indication that it probably was a roommate.  If you know they took your shit, take something of theirs.  I guess you'd be better off taking something, and not mentioning that you did so though. Let them confront you if anything, then act like a knife wielding unstable individual.

  I know a crazy smaller guy that has intimidated people much larger than him before who were trying to rip him off or rob him.  If you truly convince someone that you're unstable and will flip the fuck out, they tend to stay away.




Welcome back!


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: luvdemshrooms]
    #19233785 - 12/05/13 08:36 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I am alive.
I pretty much won the fight but I broke the bong in the process.. He was really slow. :shrug: only got one decent punch on me early on, and I dodged and countered everything until he was moving slower and slower than I just pieced him up.


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Mush4Brains]
    #19233847 - 12/05/13 08:48 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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This is assuming they indeed did steal your shit.  If you weren't home when your belongings were stolen it's pretty clear that it's either your roommates or someone they brought in.  That would make the roommates responsible.

The fact that the bag of weed was pinched and not taken entirely is a big indication that it probably was a roommate.  If you know they took your shit, take something of theirs.  I guess you'd be better off taking something, and not mentioning that you did so though. Let them confront you if anything, then act like a knife wielding unstable individual.

  I know a crazy smaller guy that has intimidated people much larger than him before who were trying to rip him off or rob him.  If you truly convince someone that you're unstable and will flip the fuck out, they tend to stay away.




Welcome back!


Now go on another two month hiatus.



go away puppet troll, oh and way to cry to the mods about my sig.  And I wasn't on hiatus btw, I just simply havnt posted anything for a bit... a practice you should take up.  And two months is about half the length of time youve been registered, nice post count bro :stonedjerk:


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: hTx]
    #19233900 - 12/05/13 08:57 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

He left his room and I got into it by opening the door with a butter knife.

Found my bong..and apparently he for got something or heard me because next thing I know I hear someone coming up the stairs and it's him and he is all wtf are you doing in my room and I said wtf are you doing with my bong and he came at me n swung I barely dodged it but he hit the bong nd it flew into the wall breaking in half and I ran out into the bigger living room nd it was on.


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: hTx]
    #19233914 - 12/05/13 09:01 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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He left his room and I got into it by opening the door with a butter knife.

Found my bong..and apparently he for got something or heard me because next thing I know I hear someone coming up the stairs and it's him and he is all wtf are you doing in my room and I said wtf are you doing with my bong and he came at me n swung I barely dodged it but he hit the bong nd it flew into the wall breaking in half and I ran out into the bigger living room nd it was on.





:rofl:

Nice dude.
Did you kick his ass?

He swung first, so it's all fair game at that point.


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: hTx]
    #19233919 - 12/05/13 09:01 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

You need to move out.


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: pwnasaurus]
    #19234001 - 12/05/13 09:16 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I did move. New roommate's picked me up down road and we went back and got my stuff.

He got me one good time and grazed me once or twice but i was to quick. Pretty sure i broke his nose and then the other roommate broke it up and i took off walking.

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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: pwnasaurus] * 1
    #19234002 - 12/05/13 09:16 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

None of this shit happened.


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: KingSpade]
    #19234054 - 12/05/13 09:30 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

:lol:

Good job hTx :toast: Better you broke your bong than a scumbag getting to use it IMO :shrug:


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: KingSpade] * 1
    #19234113 - 12/05/13 09:43 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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None of this shit happened.




OP, surely when he hit you it made a mark. Why not post any damages? Like a bruise or cut or something


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: xbloodwhipx] * 1
    #19234271 - 12/05/13 10:22 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

pics of broken bong

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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #19296817 - 12/19/13 06:56 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

nah told u i never happened g


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: KingSpade]
    #19296854 - 12/19/13 07:13 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

:bashful: OP your a man now, welcome to being a man.


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Sanpedrox]
    #19296895 - 12/19/13 07:31 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

You want pics of broken bong? Sure? It's fucking painful sight , and although I have nothing to prove, I will show y'all the horror.

And sanpedrox, yes. I am man.
Feels good man, reAlly kind of been proud of myself for standing up to him.

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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: hTx]
    #19296900 - 12/19/13 07:33 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

...also been seriously considering joining some MMA dojo or something because my ego so swoll now.


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: hTx]
    #19296913 - 12/19/13 07:36 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Do it, man. Take up a martial art. Why not.


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: hTx]
    #19297021 - 12/19/13 08:15 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

learning to protect oneself is great.
street fighting is down and dirty tho...you always come out with road gravel rash so in the end you lose,thus you're spending the next few nights healing in the arms you love


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: hTx]
    #19297118 - 12/19/13 08:56 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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You want pics of broken bong? Sure? It's fucking painful sight , and although I have nothing to prove, I will show y'all the horror.

And sanpedrox, yes. I am man.
Feels good man, reAlly kind of been proud of myself for standing up to him.

I feel like fucking batmAn and I'm glad justice won




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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: GabbaDj]
    #19297408 - 12/19/13 10:26 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Now you want to do MMA :lol:

At least you proved that he did indeed steal it


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Herbologist] * 1
    #19345807 - 12/30/13 10:53 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Found video of OP and his roommate fighting



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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Everlong]
    #19345837 - 12/30/13 11:06 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

You won a fight against someone who is probably fat and a junkie. Idk about you but downers fuck reaction time when on them or coming off. Withdrawls barely functioning. The fact you said you want to do mma now made mre cringe


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Mescalean]
    #19346353 - 12/30/13 01:41 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I don't know OP personally, but he probably needs to focus on developing himself more in other ways before taking up a martial art.

BUT if you do take one up, I'd recommend Wing Chun and BJJ. Both are for small people and are very simplified styles compared to some styles that take nearly ten years to become proficient in.


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