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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Chowder963]
    #19221355 - 12/03/13 10:00 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

You're on a roll


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Into The Woods] * 1
    #19221397 - 12/03/13 10:13 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)



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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: hTx]
    #19221423 - 12/03/13 10:20 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

In wrestling, all the power comes from your legs. Get your legs strong, take his ass to the ground and break his foot if you want. Or, if you'd rather not take to the ground, use your elbows and knees on his face and also kick him in the legs if your height permits for this sort of technique.


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: thirtygoats]
    #19221430 - 12/03/13 10:22 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I dont think wrestling would serve him well if the size comparisons hold true


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Herbologist]
    #19221504 - 12/03/13 10:49 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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I wouldn't fight him, I would jerk off in to everything he owns, food, shampoo, even his fucking cookware.  It will get to him a lot more than fighting him.  Kicking his ass won't do shit to him a month from now, him eating/bathing in your jizz will effect him until he dies.




This is an awesome idea.

But if he ever got caught, whether he told him or the guy happened to freak out and have it tested I'm pretty sure thats a serious offense having someone unknowingly consume your bodily fluids




How would he know?  Semen doesn't taste that strongly, he can easily jizz on everything without the guy knowing.  He can't just unload into everything though, he needs to drip and drap it.  He won't know until several months later when he gets a phone call from him about how he is in AA now and is working on step 9 and calling to apologize for the horrible things he did to him, and mention it.  That or he could take video of himself jerking off into everything, each load caught on camera and then send him the video.  Its illegal, but so is drugs and that doesn't stop us from doing them.


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: fapjack]
    #19221522 - 12/03/13 10:55 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Not sure how cum tastes.......


But I know that it smells disgusting and can be over powering, that sounds like an easy and fathomable way to get caught.

Not saying it wouldnt be funny as fuck


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Herbologist]
    #19221534 - 12/03/13 10:57 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

We all know what cum tastes like c'mon man, whether it was involuntarily or curiosity from the early teen years. BE REAL WITH IT DAWG.


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Herbologist]
    #19221535 - 12/03/13 10:58 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

cum in his shampoo at a minimum... trust me he wouldn't know...


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: hTx]
    #19221564 - 12/03/13 11:05 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

In a David v Goliath scenerio I think the only way to prevail is to change the perameters of the fight, like David did with his sling. I have a predisposition or preference against fighting dirty though but I have no problem with losing a fight either. Sometimes you just need to stand up for yourself knowing you'll get beat up so a bully will know they can't pick on you, but get some good licks in so they get a bloodied nose too even if you get the worse of it they will generally leave you alone and respect you after you show you're not a punk or a wimp.


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Ellis Dee]
    #19221608 - 12/03/13 11:14 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

knock on his door. When he opens it punch him in the throat then kick him in the balls and get your bong back.


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Chowder963] * 1
    #19221610 - 12/03/13 11:15 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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We all know what cum tastes like c'mon man, whether it was involuntarily or curiosity from the early teen years. BE REAL WITH IT DAWG.




I am not doubting that you in particular have had cum in your mouth.


I am saying that I never have.  OP, he is being a sneaky bastard so just be sneaky back and do somethin.


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #19221613 - 12/03/13 11:15 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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knock on his door. When he opens it punch him in the throat then kick him in the balls and get your bong back.





You do realize that involves the OP standing on a chair right?  The dude is three times his size.


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: hTx] * 1
    #19221643 - 12/03/13 11:24 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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stop living with junkies and get a safe in the meantime. have you tried talking to him about the problem?



just did and he got a little pissy but so did I and he just said "I do.t know man " and shut his door.

once he saw I wasn't afraid his whole attitude changed.

anyways I smoked and thought about the whole thing. I'm waiting until my ride to new house arrives to really push the issue, and than if that doesn't work..I'm leaving and getting my money back some way or another.

$400 piece.




just keep your head on straight. even if he did rip you off, that $400 will pale in comparison as to what it could cost you if you choose to act as stupid as he is and expose yourself to legal problems. cut your losses, chalk it up to learning the life lesson of not living with junky fuckheads and move on.


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: millzy]
    #19221791 - 12/03/13 11:58 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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knock on his door. When he opens it punch him in the throat then kick him in the balls and get your bong back.





You do realize that involves the OP standing on a chair right?  The dude is three times his size.



This is very true...also, you or any of your friends have not actually seen this guy with your bong...There is always that chance that he did not take it, although small. My advice would be to stay calm till you catch him red handed...then confront him and call him the fucking dochebag liar that he is. I know most of you younger posters here prolly don't believe it, but Karma is real....this dude will get his and it will be a lot worse than your bong dilemma. Most of the comments here are just bad advice and even if you knew some martial arts, it should be used only for defense.Likewise,any tool like a bat or a wrench will most likely be taken and used on you.

A bong is not worth any of the consequences that could arise out of this as revenge is at best, a hollow and short lived victory.:sunny::peace:M


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Thayendanegea]
    #19222762 - 12/03/13 03:24 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

they probably sold that shit for :facepalm:


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Konyap]
    #19223501 - 12/03/13 06:26 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I can't believe no one has said this...

Why don't you just break into his room while he's gone?


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Asante]
    #19223783 - 12/03/13 07:25 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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You do realize that involves the OP standing on a chair right?  The dude is three times his size.


Or just hit him with said chair. :shrug:


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Thayendanegea]
    #19223836 - 12/03/13 07:35 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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luvdemboomers said:
knock on his door. When he opens it punch him in the throat then kick him in the balls and get your bong back.





You do realize that involves the OP standing on a chair right?  The dude is three times his size.



This is very true...also, you or any of your friends have not actually seen this guy with your bong...There is always that chance that he did not take it, although small. My advice would be to stay calm till you catch him red handed...then confront him and call him the fucking dochebag liar that he is. I know most of you younger posters here prolly don't believe it, but Karma is real....this dude will get his and it will be a lot worse than your bong dilemma. Most of the comments here are just bad advice and even if you knew some martial arts, it should be used only for defense.Likewise,any tool like a bat or a wrench will most likely be taken and used on you.

A bong is not worth any of the consequences that could arise out of this as revenge is at best, a hollow and short lived victory.:sunny::peace:M



karma aint real and you shouldn't believe in karma unless youre a hindu:haha:


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Doctor Sponge]
    #19224068 - 12/03/13 08:17 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I hope you get your bong back I would be pissed too try and stay cool for now


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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: watermelon mon]
    #19224166 - 12/03/13 08:35 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

If OP's roomies really are junkies, they probably traded the bong for dope.

Sorry OP. As I'm sure you know now, living with a severe addict is less than desirable. Hopefully your next roomies are better.


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