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Alexestalex
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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: hTx]
#19221116 - 12/03/13 08:47 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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If you neeed a way to bun, get rolling papes or make an apple pipe (all you need is an apple, tinfoil/bowl piece, and a pen is helpful).
But if someone took 2gs of my weed and my bong without asking, I'd be pretty pissed and definitely confront them.....
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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Alexestalex]
#19221137 - 12/03/13 08:56 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I took a walk outside to calm myself earlier and ended up finding a one-hitter on the ground a couple blocks from the house.
I considered it a sign.
This was after I confronted him of course, as it took everything in me to walk away after I'm pretty sure he lied to my face. After I found that one-hitter it was like a sign from the universe to chill, at least for the moment.
The other roommate is pretty bad, but I don't think he would steal my bong/weed..we got into an altercation but other than that we used to be best friends, and although he has been gone all night since before I got off work..I called and confronted him and texted him as well..and I believe him.
The one that is 6'4 230-240 would, however, steal my shit as he has a long history of fucking people over/theft in general.
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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: hTx]
#19221157 - 12/03/13 09:02 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Damn that sucks dude, but we all know imcluding yourself you're not going to fight him and at most youl just ask for it back. You're going to be pissed about for a looong time, like years and years.
Best advice would to get a bunch of people to take it back, but it sounds like you would've if you could.
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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: hTx]
#19221167 - 12/03/13 09:07 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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There is only one thing to do when you fight anyone physically bigger than you: Hit the person hard along his mandibular condyle.
This means hit him along the jaw. There are nerves there that will send a jolt throughout the body and immediately stop anyone in their tracks.
Good luck man
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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Sham87]
#19221173 - 12/03/13 09:10 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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You just made the titanium plate in my jaw throb
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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Chowder963]
#19221175 - 12/03/13 09:11 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Chowder963 said: Damn that sucks dude, but we all know imcluding yourself you're not going to fight him and at most youl just ask for it back. You're going to be pissed about for a looong time, like years and years.
Best advice would to get a bunch of people to take it back, but it sounds like you would've if you could.
well, i almost impulsively hit him as soon as he denied having the bong or knowing what happened to it.
Its one thing to go in my room and take the bong to smoke, but now whoever has it/took it, obviously did so with the intent to steal my shit.
What sounds better to you, being pissed for years and years?
Or rejoicing in solace knowing you got your bong back when some bully tried to take it from you?
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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: hTx]
#19221189 - 12/03/13 09:17 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Well I'd ask you, being pissed for years and years about getting your shit stolen and not doing anything, or getting your shit stolen and also getting your ass kicked for trying to get it back. I'm just saying, normally if something that expensive gets taken, its gone, they aren't giving back and its probably not there.
The only way in your situation would be to have a group of people start fucking shit up and tell them to give it back, idk Im just assuming since you're posting on the shroomery you're probably very introverted and nice or something and incapable of getting it back. So I'm just telling you not to get hurt, because it seems that's what would happen. You don't sound like a fighter.
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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Chowder963]
#19221195 - 12/03/13 09:19 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Stop being a pussy OP and get your shit back. You don't want to go through life getting your shit stolen and not doing a thing about it. Stand up for yourself.
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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Sham87]
#19221235 - 12/03/13 09:29 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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EDIT: don't joke about killing people by feeding them a drug OD.
Edited by Wiccan_Seeker (12/03/13 10:32 AM)
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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Chowder963]
#19221246 - 12/03/13 09:32 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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You're not joking.
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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Sham87]
#19221248 - 12/03/13 09:32 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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At this point, I like the chicken dinner idea.
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Into The Woods said: At this point, I like the chicken dinner idea.
I thought that was a pretty good idea 
He is way bigger, obviously doesnt care that you confronted him and he has a history of being a shady stealing asshole.
Or find your bong and smash it over his head.
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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Chowder963]
#19221271 - 12/03/13 09:37 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Op call the cops and tell them you got your bong stolen....
Don't do anything that will land you in jail. 420 bucks loss/ life lesson is a ton cheaper then an assualt and battery charge.
Want revenge disable his break lights before you leave and hope he gets pulled over.
Or there that expandable insulation foam you can so fun stuff with but do it at night the heat and the sun will expand that shit.
I would just take it as a life lesson about the company one keeps.
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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: hTx] 2
#19221275 - 12/03/13 09:39 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I wouldn't fight him, I would jerk off in to everything he owns, food, shampoo, even his fucking cookware. It will get to him a lot more than fighting him. Kicking his ass won't do shit to him a month from now, him eating/bathing in your jizz will effect him until he dies.
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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: trekie] 3
#19221278 - 12/03/13 09:41 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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LOL
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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: trekie]
#19221299 - 12/03/13 09:46 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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He should just buy him a puppy, let him get attached, then go back when he's not there and video tape him having sex with the dog on his bed. At the end of the video close up on your face and say "bong" in a creepy as voice and just end it.
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trekie
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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: fapjack] 3
#19221304 - 12/03/13 09:48 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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fapjack said: I wouldn't fight him, I would jerk off in to everything he owns, food, shampoo, even his fucking cookware. It will get to him a lot more than fighting him. Kicking his ass won't do shit to him a month from now, him eating/bathing in your jizz will effect him until he dies.
Oh and take pictures of you doing that and send them to him in like 6 months
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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: fapjack]
#19221318 - 12/03/13 09:51 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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fapjack said: I wouldn't fight him, I would jerk off in to everything he owns, food, shampoo, even his fucking cookware. It will get to him a lot more than fighting him. Kicking his ass won't do shit to him a month from now, him eating/bathing in your jizz will effect him until he dies.
This is an awesome idea.
But if he ever got caught, whether he told him or the guy happened to freak out and have it tested I'm pretty sure thats a serious offense having someone unknowingly consume your bodily fluids
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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Herbologist]
#19221337 - 12/03/13 09:56 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Yeah, that's got to be sexual assault on some level.
But having to go through a sexual assault lawsuit would hurt his pride even more.
Do it.
Do it, OP.
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Re: Fighting Someone 3x your size [Re: Herbologist]
#19221343 - 12/03/13 09:57 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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He should ask him "would you fuck me?" The after he says no invest all of his money on a sex change operation by top notch surgeons, make him fal in love with him, and while fucking, inthe same voice as before say "thought you wouldn't fuck me" then get your bong and run while urinating on your way out.
For the rest of his life send him webcam videos of you fucking other men, make sure the bong is in the video.
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