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OfflineOliverJames
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Do ya shave the lawn?
    #19220038 - 12/02/13 11:04 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I was gonna post this question in the sexuality section but I figured I'd get an equal amount of informative and humorous responses in the ole pub.

Do you guys shave your pubes? If so, how do ya get rid of em? I'm seeing this girl now so I finally have a reason to potentially get rid of mine but I've only done it once before. The first time I used an electric razor and got the worst stubble I could imagine. I've tried trimming them instead of shaving all the way down but then I just end up with tons of unevenness. Gonna be honest, I'm thinking about just buying a waxing kit and waxing them but I'd imagine thatd be real painful. Suggestions :lol:


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Re: Do ya shave the lawn? [Re: OliverJames]
    #19220056 - 12/02/13 11:10 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I did it the last time I popped a pimple near my sack. The popped pimple looked like it might get infected and I already had a staph infection on my knee so I was worried. Shit itches like crazy.


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Re: Do ya shave the lawn? [Re: OliverJames]
    #19220064 - 12/02/13 11:12 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Nope. I tried it once and, like Fiddle said, it itches like crazy. Plus, I'm not a porn star so I don't been a shaved dick.


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Re: Do ya shave the lawn? [Re: OliverJames]
    #19220077 - 12/02/13 11:15 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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OliverJames said:
electric razor




Meh, that's what I use. For me it works the same as a razor, minus the razor burn. :shrug2:

Actually, it's one of these, whatever you call them...



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Re: Do ya shave the lawn? [Re: Le_Canard] * 1
    #19220080 - 12/02/13 11:15 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Pubes get trimmed not shaved


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Re: Do ya shave the lawn? [Re: deladude]
    #19220123 - 12/02/13 11:27 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

i shave my sack and shaft clean. But keep the area above trimmed.


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Re: Do ya shave the lawn? [Re: Space Elf]
    #19220130 - 12/02/13 11:28 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Yea I need to buy one of these. Something like this although its a bit pricey http://www.amazon.com/Philips-Norelco-BG2038-Bodygroom-Plus/dp/B007VB50LU/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1386051855&sr=8-2&keywords=Best+Razor+For+Pubic+Area+Men

I've been using a standard electric razor, think its designed for side burns. Shaving down their scares the shit out of me though, thats why I want one of these with the guard. I got a bud who was stoned as hell one day and decided to give em trim, he ended up almost cutting his sack open. I wanna keep my shit intact


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Re: Do ya shave the lawn? [Re: deladude]
    #19220141 - 12/02/13 11:33 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

i shaved a few times, but learned quick to trim instead lol. but if you do shave it helps a lot to condition your pubes for a while before you shave makes it grow back less prickly.

but now i have a weird habit of pulling my pubes out... started doing this when i lived in a dorm and didn't have a private area to trim and for some reason never stopped. like i literally twist em up in bundle and pull out like 40 hairs at a time and clear my bush in minute.

i forget what its called, having an addiction to pulling out your hair, but i have had it mildly ever since i started growing my hair out. but if my hair is only a few inches i don't bother with it.


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Re: Do ya shave the lawn? [Re: psyconaught]
    #19220144 - 12/02/13 11:35 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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i shave my sack and shaft clean. But keep the area above trimmed.



Yup :thumbup:


Sorry, I couldn't think of anything humorous to write.


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Re: Do ya shave the lawn? [Re: SurReality]
    #19220149 - 12/02/13 11:36 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I do it in the shower. I use sanitory scissors to cut off all long hairs, then just use a razor. A manual razor, not an electric one. You won't get all those crevice-esque areas with an electric one, especially if you want it close-shaved. And don't forget your balls lol.


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Re: Do ya shave the lawn? [Re: SurReality]
    #19220176 - 12/02/13 11:44 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Fuck man, isn't that incredibly painful haha? Just thinking about that makes me cringe. I've pulled one or two out with a tweezer but never in clump, good god.


How the hell do you guys shave your balls and shaft? I usually just hit the above area so its not afroing. I seriously hope this girl is chill with a bit of hair cause like I said, shaving down there seems like a dangerous job


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Re: Do ya shave the lawn? [Re: SurReality]
    #19220183 - 12/02/13 11:54 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Fuck man, isn't that incredibly painful haha? Just thinking about that makes me cringe. I've pulled one or two out with a tweezer but never in clump, good god.


How the hell do you guys shave your balls and shaft? I usually just hit the above area so its not afroing. I seriously hope this girl is chill with a bit of hair cause like I said, shaving down there seems like a dangerous job


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Re: Do ya shave the lawn? [Re: OliverJames]
    #19220187 - 12/02/13 11:57 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I've done the yank tek a few times.

Mostly when I had some spots that I missed and I didn't feel like pulling out the razor.
It doesn't hurt near as much as you think.
You have to pull quick and hard.

If you're a pussy about it (har har) you'll just end up yanking on your pubes without ripping them out;
and that's what really hurts.


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Re: Do ya shave the lawn? [Re: DirtyTomFlint]
    #19220196 - 12/03/13 12:02 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Balls + electric razor = never use electric shaver for balls....


Trim and safety razor all of it.... razor burn ain't that bad... pussies


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Re: Do ya shave the lawn? [Re: OliverJames]
    #19220198 - 12/03/13 12:02 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

OliverJames said:
How the hell do you guys shave your balls and shaft? I usually just hit the above area so its not afroing. I seriously hope this girl is chill with a bit of hair cause like I said, shaving down there seems like a dangerous job




What do you mean how?  :lol:  Grab a razor, you'll see.

I can tell you how NOT to shave your balls though and that's using an electric razor.  I know a lot of people must've learned this lesson the hard way.  Use a razor not an electric trimmer, that shit hurts like hell.

Just Bic the balls and use like hair trimming scissors to tame the rest, problem solved!


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Re: Do ya shave the lawn? [Re: Shpongle1]
    #19220218 - 12/03/13 12:08 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I'm a girl & I use to shave every week... then I finally got it waxed. I am usually baby smooth for a good 3 weeks, but I can sometimes push a month. Hair grows back thinner & not as fast each time. Some guys like a hairy vagina, my boyfriend doesn't. I like it too. Feels nice ha


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Re: Do ya shave the lawn? [Re: HappyHooligan]
    #19220222 - 12/03/13 12:09 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Wait I'm sorry I just realized that this thread is for guys....


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Re: Do ya shave the lawn? [Re: HappyHooligan] * 1
    #19220226 - 12/03/13 12:11 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:picdidnthappen:


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Re: Do ya shave the lawn? [Re: fiddle]
    #19220229 - 12/03/13 12:12 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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fiddle said:
I did it the last time I popped a pimple near my sack. The popped pimple looked like it might get infected and I already had a staph infection on my knee so I was worried. Shit itches like crazy.




Shaving is gonna cause skin abrasions that will allow foreign bodies in.  I'd say you'd be better off not shaving as far as fungal/bacterial resistance goes.

I trim with hair clippers sometimes, maybe a few times a year.  Think I've shaved once but it was a terrible experience honestly and as hairy as I am it'd be a full time job to maintain.  No way.


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Re: Do ya shave the lawn? [Re: HappyHooligan]
    #19220232 - 12/03/13 12:13 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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HappyHooligan said:
Wait I'm sorry I just realized that this thread is for guys....




You don't need to be sorry, it's for everyone.  The girl I'm with now must wax as well.  I can't imagine shaving could be that smooth...  It really is quite an upgrade from shaving.


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