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Do ya shave the lawn?
    #19220038 - 12/02/13 11:04 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I was gonna post this question in the sexuality section but I figured I'd get an equal amount of informative and humorous responses in the ole pub.

Do you guys shave your pubes? If so, how do ya get rid of em? I'm seeing this girl now so I finally have a reason to potentially get rid of mine but I've only done it once before. The first time I used an electric razor and got the worst stubble I could imagine. I've tried trimming them instead of shaving all the way down but then I just end up with tons of unevenness. Gonna be honest, I'm thinking about just buying a waxing kit and waxing them but I'd imagine thatd be real painful. Suggestions :lol:


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Re: Do ya shave the lawn? [Re: OliverJames]
    #19220056 - 12/02/13 11:10 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I did it the last time I popped a pimple near my sack. The popped pimple looked like it might get infected and I already had a staph infection on my knee so I was worried. Shit itches like crazy.


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Re: Do ya shave the lawn? [Re: OliverJames]
    #19220064 - 12/02/13 11:12 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Nope. I tried it once and, like Fiddle said, it itches like crazy. Plus, I'm not a porn star so I don't been a shaved dick.


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Re: Do ya shave the lawn? [Re: OliverJames]
    #19220077 - 12/02/13 11:15 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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electric razor




Meh, that's what I use. For me it works the same as a razor, minus the razor burn. :shrug2:

Actually, it's one of these, whatever you call them...



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Re: Do ya shave the lawn? [Re: Le_Canard] * 1
    #19220080 - 12/02/13 11:15 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Pubes get trimmed not shaved


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Re: Do ya shave the lawn? [Re: deladude]
    #19220123 - 12/02/13 11:27 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

i shave my sack and shaft clean. But keep the area above trimmed.


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Re: Do ya shave the lawn? [Re: Space Elf]
    #19220130 - 12/02/13 11:28 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Yea I need to buy one of these. Something like this although its a bit pricey http://www.amazon.com/Philips-Norelco-BG2038-Bodygroom-Plus/dp/B007VB50LU/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1386051855&sr=8-2&keywords=Best+Razor+For+Pubic+Area+Men

I've been using a standard electric razor, think its designed for side burns. Shaving down their scares the shit out of me though, thats why I want one of these with the guard. I got a bud who was stoned as hell one day and decided to give em trim, he ended up almost cutting his sack open. I wanna keep my shit intact


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Re: Do ya shave the lawn? [Re: deladude]
    #19220141 - 12/02/13 11:33 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

i shaved a few times, but learned quick to trim instead lol. but if you do shave it helps a lot to condition your pubes for a while before you shave makes it grow back less prickly.

but now i have a weird habit of pulling my pubes out... started doing this when i lived in a dorm and didn't have a private area to trim and for some reason never stopped. like i literally twist em up in bundle and pull out like 40 hairs at a time and clear my bush in minute.

i forget what its called, having an addiction to pulling out your hair, but i have had it mildly ever since i started growing my hair out. but if my hair is only a few inches i don't bother with it.


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Re: Do ya shave the lawn? [Re: psyconaught]
    #19220144 - 12/02/13 11:35 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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i shave my sack and shaft clean. But keep the area above trimmed.



Yup :thumbup:


Sorry, I couldn't think of anything humorous to write.


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Re: Do ya shave the lawn? [Re: SurReality]
    #19220149 - 12/02/13 11:36 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I do it in the shower. I use sanitory scissors to cut off all long hairs, then just use a razor. A manual razor, not an electric one. You won't get all those crevice-esque areas with an electric one, especially if you want it close-shaved. And don't forget your balls lol.


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Re: Do ya shave the lawn? [Re: SurReality]
    #19220176 - 12/02/13 11:44 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Fuck man, isn't that incredibly painful haha? Just thinking about that makes me cringe. I've pulled one or two out with a tweezer but never in clump, good god.


How the hell do you guys shave your balls and shaft? I usually just hit the above area so its not afroing. I seriously hope this girl is chill with a bit of hair cause like I said, shaving down there seems like a dangerous job


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Re: Do ya shave the lawn? [Re: SurReality]
    #19220183 - 12/02/13 11:54 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Fuck man, isn't that incredibly painful haha? Just thinking about that makes me cringe. I've pulled one or two out with a tweezer but never in clump, good god.


How the hell do you guys shave your balls and shaft? I usually just hit the above area so its not afroing. I seriously hope this girl is chill with a bit of hair cause like I said, shaving down there seems like a dangerous job


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Re: Do ya shave the lawn? [Re: OliverJames]
    #19220187 - 12/02/13 11:57 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I've done the yank tek a few times.

Mostly when I had some spots that I missed and I didn't feel like pulling out the razor.
It doesn't hurt near as much as you think.
You have to pull quick and hard.

If you're a pussy about it (har har) you'll just end up yanking on your pubes without ripping them out;
and that's what really hurts.


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Re: Do ya shave the lawn? [Re: DirtyTomFlint]
    #19220196 - 12/03/13 12:02 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Balls + electric razor = never use electric shaver for balls....


Trim and safety razor all of it.... razor burn ain't that bad... pussies


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Re: Do ya shave the lawn? [Re: OliverJames]
    #19220198 - 12/03/13 12:02 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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How the hell do you guys shave your balls and shaft? I usually just hit the above area so its not afroing. I seriously hope this girl is chill with a bit of hair cause like I said, shaving down there seems like a dangerous job




What do you mean how?  :lol:  Grab a razor, you'll see.

I can tell you how NOT to shave your balls though and that's using an electric razor.  I know a lot of people must've learned this lesson the hard way.  Use a razor not an electric trimmer, that shit hurts like hell.

Just Bic the balls and use like hair trimming scissors to tame the rest, problem solved!


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Re: Do ya shave the lawn? [Re: Shpongle1]
    #19220218 - 12/03/13 12:08 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I'm a girl & I use to shave every week... then I finally got it waxed. I am usually baby smooth for a good 3 weeks, but I can sometimes push a month. Hair grows back thinner & not as fast each time. Some guys like a hairy vagina, my boyfriend doesn't. I like it too. Feels nice ha


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Re: Do ya shave the lawn? [Re: HappyHooligan]
    #19220222 - 12/03/13 12:09 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Wait I'm sorry I just realized that this thread is for guys....


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Re: Do ya shave the lawn? [Re: HappyHooligan] * 1
    #19220226 - 12/03/13 12:11 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

:picdidnthappen:


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Re: Do ya shave the lawn? [Re: fiddle]
    #19220229 - 12/03/13 12:12 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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I did it the last time I popped a pimple near my sack. The popped pimple looked like it might get infected and I already had a staph infection on my knee so I was worried. Shit itches like crazy.




Shaving is gonna cause skin abrasions that will allow foreign bodies in.  I'd say you'd be better off not shaving as far as fungal/bacterial resistance goes.

I trim with hair clippers sometimes, maybe a few times a year.  Think I've shaved once but it was a terrible experience honestly and as hairy as I am it'd be a full time job to maintain.  No way.


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Re: Do ya shave the lawn? [Re: HappyHooligan]
    #19220232 - 12/03/13 12:13 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Wait I'm sorry I just realized that this thread is for guys....




You don't need to be sorry, it's for everyone.  The girl I'm with now must wax as well.  I can't imagine shaving could be that smooth...  It really is quite an upgrade from shaving.


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Re: Do ya shave the lawn? [Re: HappyHooligan]
    #19220234 - 12/03/13 12:13 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Wait I'm sorry I just realized that this thread is for guys....





I don't think so.  Some people say "you guys" meaning everyone.


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Re: Do ya shave the lawn? [Re: OliverJames]
    #19220242 - 12/03/13 12:15 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I do not and never have.


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Re: Do ya shave the lawn? [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #19220272 - 12/03/13 12:22 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I find myself the butt of an occasional joke from guys who identify with their hairiness as proof of their gender; but I rather enjoy my lack of hair.

And luckily I've got genitals to determine my gender for me. :lol:


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Re: Do ya shave the lawn? [Re: Shpongle1]
    #19220278 - 12/03/13 12:24 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Shpongle1 said: The girl I'm with now must wax as well.  I can't imagine shaving could be that smooth...  It really is quite an upgrade from shaving.




Oh yes! & at the end they rub some lotion potion shit on me afterwards, it smells fantastic and makes my skin softer. I could never shave that close, because obviously it is such a sensitive area, I didn't want a cut down there.


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Re: Do ya shave the lawn? [Re: Shpongle1]
    #19220281 - 12/03/13 12:25 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Your telling me you shave your balls with a manual razor...Gonna be honest, I can imagine doin that. That skin is thin as hell, I feel like it'd be so easy to just cut your sack open haha.

I honestly don't wanna deal with trimming the sack anyway. The hardest area I wanna get is the crevices, I'm nervous as shit to stick a razor in there haha. Might just have to man up and go for it though


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Re: Do ya shave the lawn? [Re: OliverJames]
    #19220293 - 12/03/13 12:29 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

It's thin as hell, but it's also incredibly malleable.
Don't press down on your nuts; go at them with a gentle gliding motion.

If you're doing it right then it's much easier to cut your dick with a razor than it is to cut your balls.


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Re: Do ya shave the lawn? [Re: OliverJames]
    #19220299 - 12/03/13 12:31 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Your telling me you shave your balls with a manual razor...Gonna be honest, I can imagine doin that. That skin is thin as hell, I feel like it'd be so easy to just cut your sack open haha.

I honestly don't wanna deal with trimming the sack anyway. The hardest area I wanna get is the crevices, I'm nervous as shit to stick a razor in there haha. Might just have to man up and go for it though




Yeah I do.  I don't find it difficult in the slightest.  I don't even use an actual razor to shave my face so I'm certainly not accustomed to handling one either.  It's really pretty simple.  I don't think I've ever cut myself at all doing it.


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Re: Do ya shave the lawn? [Re: OliverJames]
    #19220410 - 12/03/13 01:21 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Fuck man, isn't that incredibly painful haha? Just thinking about that makes me cringe. I've pulled one or two out with a tweezer but never in clump, good god.


How the hell do you guys shave your balls and shaft? I usually just hit the above area so its not afroing. I seriously hope this girl is chill with a bit of hair cause like I said, shaving down there seems like a dangerous job




it doesn't hurt me lol, its weirdly relaxing. i guess that's why i kept doing it.


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Re: Do ya shave the lawn? [Re: OliverJames]
    #19220415 - 12/03/13 01:24 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Your telling me you shave your balls with a manual razor...Gonna be honest, I can imagine doin that. That skin is thin as hell, I feel like it'd be so easy to just cut your sack open haha.

I honestly don't wanna deal with trimming the sack anyway. The hardest area I wanna get is the crevices, I'm nervous as shit to stick a razor in there haha. Might just have to man up and go for it though




yea i have done that when i was 16 and tried shaving out... it takes for ever and is tedious, i basically would just stretch my scrotum so it didn't wrinkle and have to pull at different angles. also pull my dick in different directions to get btwn my dick and legs.


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Re: Do ya shave the lawn? [Re: SurReality]
    #19220429 - 12/03/13 01:32 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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OliverJames said:
Your telling me you shave your balls with a manual razor...Gonna be honest, I can imagine doin that. That skin is thin as hell, I feel like it'd be so easy to just cut your sack open haha.

I honestly don't wanna deal with trimming the sack anyway. The hardest area I wanna get is the crevices, I'm nervous as shit to stick a razor in there haha. Might just have to man up and go for it though




yea i have done that when i was 16 and tried shaving out... it takes for ever and is tedious, i basically would just stretch my scrotum so it didn't wrinkle and have to pull at different angles. also pull my dick in different directions to get btwn my dick and legs.





What he said :thumbup:


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