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InvisibleMagicman69
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Win a free Supporter account!
    #19218027 - 12/02/13 04:22 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

My girlfriend and I just bought supporter accounts, and a new 12' Trichocereus Peruvian cutting from our wonderful sponsor "World Seed Supply". I will have enough left on the card to buy an extra 1 month supporter account.

Who ever can tell me the funniest joke, funniest story, weirdest experiences or interesting tale wins it. Basically whoever makes me laugh, think, or cry the hardest. I will choose the winner at 7:00 PM western standard time.


Good luck and happy holidays  :aweyeah:  :sunny:

p.s. If you don't want to participate don't be a :scumbagsteve:


Edited by Magicman69 (12/02/13 04:32 PM)


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Re: Win a free Supporter account! [Re: Magicman69]
    #19218064 - 12/02/13 04:29 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

http://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-571-Banana-Slicer/dp/B0047E0EII/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1386026927&sr=8-1&keywords=571b+banana+slicer

Even if this doesn't count as an entry, READ THE REVIEWS FOR THIS.

When someone first showed me this it had be laughing out loud for several minutes. some good stuff in there


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Re: Win a free Supporter account! [Re: live2fry]
    #19218085 - 12/02/13 04:33 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

live2fry said:
http://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-571-Banana-Slicer/dp/B0047E0EII/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1386026927&sr=8-1&keywords=571b+banana+slicer

Even if this doesn't count as an entry, READ THE REVIEWS FOR THIS.

When someone first showed me this it had be laughing out loud for several minutes. some good stuff in there




This is too funny :grin:

I'm already a supporter but wanted to say congrats for the good fortune!


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Invisibleindocult
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Re: Win a free Supporter account! [Re: live2fry]
    #19218097 - 12/02/13 04:35 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)


http://media.photobucket.com/user/judihowell/media/Hilarious-3-1.jpg.html
Ever since i first posted the link to the banana slicer reviews like a year ago it gets used every contest
i[imagehttp://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k190/Stoner4Life_photos/Stoner4Life_photos001/aaff907_zps18ebd166.jpg[/image]
/rant
There's a meme i found the other day that had me rollin.
ill edit this post with said meme

edit : ok i couldnt find  what im lookin for but heres a couple fot shits and gigglrs



Edited by indocult (12/02/13 05:09 PM)


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Re: Win a free Supporter account! [Re: DirtyTomFlint]
    #19218099 - 12/02/13 04:35 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

DatIslandLife said:
Quote:

live2fry said:
http://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-571-Banana-Slicer/dp/B0047E0EII/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1386026927&sr=8-1&keywords=571b+banana+slicer

Even if this doesn't count as an entry, READ THE REVIEWS FOR THIS.

When someone first showed me this it had be laughing out loud for several minutes. some good stuff in there




This is too funny :grin:

I'm already a supporter but wanted to say congrats for the good fortune!



glad you hadn't seen it before! i think you can sort it so you only get the 5 star reviews. which is helpful because there are literally hundreds.


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Offlinelive2fry
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Re: Win a free Supporter account! [Re: indocult]
    #19218103 - 12/02/13 04:36 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

indocult said:
Ever since i first posted the link to the banana slicer reviews like a year ago one or two people use them every contest.

/rant

There's a meme i found the othee day that had me rollin.
ill edit this poat with said meme



sorry :lol:

what, do you own those reviews? :ha:


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Re: Win a free Supporter account! [Re: live2fry]
    #19218107 - 12/02/13 04:36 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I think the quality of my posts is enough reason to buy me a supporter account.


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Re: Win a free Supporter account! [Re: Mush4Brains]
    #19218112 - 12/02/13 04:37 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

"does this dress make me look fat?"

"no honey, its a gorgeous dress. It's your body that makes you look fat."

:rofl:


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Re: Win a free Supporter account! [Re: DirtyTomFlint]
    #19218119 - 12/02/13 04:38 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

For my entry, I'll use a gay/nazi joke I told/showed in a video to try to cheer up a fellow shroomerite:





If its nazi and gay references don't make it formidable enough, perhaps the fact I'm wearing a McDonalds uniform will... :strokebeard:


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Re: Win a free Supporter account! [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #19218120 - 12/02/13 04:38 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

rbalzer said:
"does this dress make me look fat?"

"no honey, its a gorgeous dress. It's your body that makes you look fat."

:rofl:



!!! nice avatar!!

I lovvve fritz the cat! :awedance:


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Re: Win a free Supporter account! [Re: live2fry]
    #19218128 - 12/02/13 04:39 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

live2fry said:
Quote:

rbalzer said:
"does this dress make me look fat?"

"no honey, its a gorgeous dress. It's your body that makes you look fat."

:rofl:



!!! nice avatar!!

I lovvve fritz the cat! :awedance:



d'aww thank you.

one of my favorite comedies too!


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InvisibleMagicman69
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Re: Win a free Supporter account! [Re: Mush4Brains]
    #19218132 - 12/02/13 04:40 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Mush4Brains said:
I think the quality quantity of my posts is enough reason to buy me a supporter account.




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Re: Win a free Supporter account! [Re: DirtyTomFlint]
    #19218148 - 12/02/13 04:42 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

There is no way to tell if this is a standard or metric banana slicer. Additional markings on it would help greatly.


Quote:

For those who say this is an unnecessary product, I say, Open your eyes. There are millions of Americans who need this. People with no hands. People with no arms. People with tiny arms that don't meet in the middle. During beta testing, I saw an appendageless woman press the 571 through a banana using only her face. Believe me, no one was laughing then. We nearly burst into applause, but we didn't want to be insensitive.

For too long, we have heard only silence in defense of the 571. But to those of us at Hutzler, that is the sound of one hand, slicing a banana.





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invasion, butcher a hog, design a building, conn a ship, write a
sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the
dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve an
equation, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a
computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.
Specialization is for insects.- Robert A. Heinlein
Saint RedBow of the Shroomey Loomey-Patron Saint of Sandbaggin Sumbitchs


Edited by TheGreenArrow (12/02/13 04:47 PM)


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InvisibleJohnnieYen
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Re: Win a free Supporter account! [Re: Magicman69]
    #19218166 - 12/02/13 04:47 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

My mother in law married an Internet Sociopath

I posted this about a year ago but it happened a while ago. (bout 6 years I think)


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OfflineSexyBeezy123
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Re: Win a free Supporter account! [Re: JohnnieYen]
    #19218176 - 12/02/13 04:50 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

baby there is a whole porn forum in supporter chat :burke:

Thanks for the upgrade :heart:


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InvisibleMagicman69
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Re: Win a free Supporter account! [Re: SexyBeezy123]
    #19218188 - 12/02/13 04:54 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

porn forum?  :takingnotes:


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Re: Win a free Supporter account! [Re: Magicman69]
    #19218221 - 12/02/13 05:00 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Magicman69 said:
porn forum?  :takingnotes:




But is there gay porn there too? :pleasetellmemore:

If not, I won't withdraw my entry but still...


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st1lln0x: I feel like a fucking Gundam
Click to friend me on Steam for Counter-Strike
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Click if you want to feel you alone can do it! Click if you want to feel confident and beastly! Click if you want courage to let go and move on! And click the message if you need someone to talk to -- I'll understand, even if we "hate" each other on here :hug: :sun:


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Re: Win a free Supporter account! [Re: Magicman69]
    #19218235 - 12/02/13 05:03 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Magicman69 said:
Quote:

Mush4Brains said:
I think the quality quantity of my posts is enough reason to buy me a supporter account.








Actually, the joke was that I make quality posts.


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OfflinePatlal
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Re: Win a free Supporter account! [Re: Mush4Brains]
    #19218267 - 12/02/13 05:11 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Joke:

An extremely horny Arab guy lived in a small village with no single women. He gets tired of jerking off, it doesn't satisfy him anymore. He starts staring at his camel which happens to be a female. He looks around, nobody is around, he grabs a small ladder and puts it behind the camel. He climbs on it, the camels moves a little and he falls.

He tries again, the camel moves, he falls again...

After a couple more attempts, he sees a naked women coming out of the desert.

She comes straight to the guy, looks at him with lovely eyes and says:

- Can I help you with something???

The guys answers:

- Yeah., could you hold the damm camel in place.


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Invisibleindocult
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Re: Win a free Supporter account! [Re: Mush4Brains]
    #19218282 - 12/02/13 05:15 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

The best reviews are right when people started making them funny.
you gotta read all 1-5 stars tp really love it.
I'll try to find a link to the page where the hilarity starts


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