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Re: So Newbie told a chick he dry smashed my shitbox. [Re: Gumby]
    #19215028 - 12/01/13 10:33 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

So- is it true?


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Re: So Newbie told a chick he dry smashed my shitbox. [Re: Gumby] * 1
    #19215096 - 12/01/13 10:52 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Gumby said:
Some of yous guys might remember Newbie, who used to be a Pub mod. Well, he's my roomie now. Last night he had a lady friend over that he has known for a long time and they had loud porn star sex with all night, it was kinda awkward, but whatever, at least he got laid.

She was asking how we knew each other and he explained how we met on the Shroomery. He told her about how we hungout at a gathering and he chilled at my place and we dropped acid. She's like "oh that's cute, you guys had a man date, did you bang him?" Newbie replied, "Yep, I totally dry smashed his shitbox." She fucking lost it, started laughing for like 5 minutes straight, which woke me up.

So there's that. Real world application application of dry smashing a shitbox.





was it good for you too :sexymeow:


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Re: So Newbie told a chick he dry smashed my shitbox. [Re: nicechrisman]
    #19218888 - 12/02/13 07:15 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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nicechrisman said:
So- is it true?




Obviously. And he's hung like a horse. Good thing I've been practicing.


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Re: So Newbie told a chick he dry smashed my shitbox. [Re: Gumby]
    #19218945 - 12/02/13 07:23 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)



"Gum-by"


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Re: So Newbie told a chick he dry smashed my shitbox. [Re: Set]
    #19218970 - 12/02/13 07:27 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:youshouldtapthat:


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