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OfflineClietus
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Cant seem to get a goddamned job
    #19213650 - 12/01/13 04:48 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Here's a little background info first:

Edit: over 9000!!!
Male
White
Have a fuckload of work experience (I grew up on a ranch and wasn't raised to be some lazy slob)
Toured all over the world with the highschool band as a Music Ambassador for Wyoming
Never gotten arrested
Never commited any crimes
Live in a shitty small town in wisco.

Secodnly, I've applied to maybe 30 diffrenet places.
Only heard back from 2 of them:
1 was a ground round diner which I didn't get the job cuz I live too far away
And mcdonalds
Its been over a month and I haven't even heard back from fucking mcdonalds.

WTF AM I DOING THAT WON'T GET ME A JOBB?!?!

Ugh
Y'all have njo idea how irritated I am.
Ontop of NOT getting a job, my parents are all over me about being a bum.
"Oh you have to get a job or I'm taking your car keys"
"Don't expect anything from us nuntil you find a job"
Day after day.
*facedesk*

And people wonder why drug dealers exist
Ps:
I got denied work AGAIN because apparently these damned jamaican immigrants Need jobs and I don't.
Ok
First off
Fuck you
Second of all
They don't live here
I do
They can fucking wait
Omygod
I can't even right now.


Inb4youmadbro
Inb4jamaicanmecrazy


Edited by Clietus (12/01/13 04:53 PM)


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InvisibleFruitOfLife
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Re: Cant seem to get a goddamned job [Re: Clietus] * 3
    #19213654 - 12/01/13 04:49 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

You're only 17  :shocked:

:banbanban:


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Offlineg00ru
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Re: Cant seem to get a goddamned job [Re: Clietus]
    #19213663 - 12/01/13 04:50 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

are you calling all the places a few days after you apply?


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OfflineThe5thElement
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Re: Cant seem to get a goddamned job [Re: g00ru] * 1
    #19213675 - 12/01/13 04:52 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Ninja edit OP, BEFORE you get the ban hammer


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OfflineClietus
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Re: Cant seem to get a goddamned job [Re: g00ru]
    #19213683 - 12/01/13 04:53 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Most of them say they'll contact me if they even consider hiring me.


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Re: Cant seem to get a goddamned job [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #19213686 - 12/01/13 04:53 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

You need to go talk to your the manager of the business you applied at.  Be friendly and make sure they know you want the job.

Also, stop being pessimistic.


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Re: Cant seem to get a goddamned job [Re: g00ru] * 1
    #19213692 - 12/01/13 04:54 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

you should study engineering, be a closet cocaine addict and just be super, manipulatively mean to everyone.  i think that's what most people do (pbbbfffttt)


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OfflineClietus
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Re: Cant seem to get a goddamned job [Re: tito123]
    #19213699 - 12/01/13 04:55 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Ill give mcd's a call tomorrow I suppose.

Ill make sure to threaten them with violence and socially unaccepable stuff.


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Offlinethedude1992
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Re: Cant seem to get a goddamned job [Re: Clietus]
    #19214540 - 12/01/13 08:18 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

As a last resort, consider working forehand jobs....


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OfflineLed Zeppelin
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Re: Cant seem to get a goddamned job [Re: thedude1992] * 5
    #19214554 - 12/01/13 08:21 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

One time my buddy was like why the fuck can't I get a job and I said maybe its because your voicemail is "whaaatuuuuuuup"


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Re: Cant seem to get a goddamned job [Re: Led Zeppelin]
    #19214561 - 12/01/13 08:22 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

That's a good point man. Gotta be professional in all areas.


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Invisiblememes
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Re: Cant seem to get a goddamned job [Re: thedude1992]
    #19214564 - 12/01/13 08:23 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:frown:


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Offlinesnoot
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Re: Cant seem to get a goddamned job [Re: memes]
    #19214578 - 12/01/13 08:25 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Confidence is key, had apps in in person and dont just leave it with someone, make sure someone with a collared shirt takes it.


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Re: Cant seem to get a goddamned job [Re: snoot]
    #19214611 - 12/01/13 08:30 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Curiously, OP has yet to place the blame for his predicament on George W. Bush.  You people are slipping.


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Invisiblepsi
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Re: Cant seem to get a goddamned job [Re: mpd]
    #19214805 - 12/01/13 09:18 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah that fucker is still causing me problems to this day.


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Re: Cant seem to get a goddamned job [Re: Clietus]
    #19214830 - 12/01/13 09:26 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Ah shit OP, those Jamaicans derka derr'd?


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Re: Cant seem to get a goddamned job [Re: psi]
    #19214831 - 12/01/13 09:27 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

OP
!

Advice, go for restaurants..they have a high turnover rate and are always hiring.

Tell them you have little, to zero work experience and if you do mention experience, mention experience specific to the restaurant business.
Tell them you've been in school and need a job.


...seems to work for me.


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Re: Cant seem to get a goddamned job [Re: psi]
    #19214835 - 12/01/13 09:28 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Bullshit your way through it all. Don't even bother with applications, just figure out the guy who's in charge and call them up and say "Hi ____ this is ____ and i was just giving you a call back like you asked me to last week when we talked, you mentioned something about an interview, but you were busy at the moment and you asked me to call you back later when you had time to sort it out."

If you're qualified for the job then this'll work, and the boss-man will feel bad about losing your application and you can offer to fill one out when you come in to have the interview. Just try and ve vague enough about when the fake conversation happened. I got my second part time job like that and watched one friend get hired at a big retailer hardware store (similar to home depot), and my friend actually got told to just come to orientation, which they will only do after they examine you're piss, so it might even help you skip a drug test. :wink:


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Re: Cant seem to get a goddamned job [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #19214845 - 12/01/13 09:32 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

LuSiD enthusiast said:
Bullshit your way through it all. Don't even bother with applications, just figure out the guy who's in charge and call them up and say "Hi ____ this is ____ and i was just giving you a call back like you asked me to last week when we talked, you mentioned something about an interview, but you were busy at the moment and you asked me to call you back later when you had time to sort it out."

If you're qualified for the job then this'll work, and the boss-man will feel bad about losing your application and you can offer to fill one out when you come in to have the interview. Just try and ve vague enough about when the fake conversation happened. I got my second part time job like that and watched one friend get hired at a big retailer hardware store (similar to home depot), and my friend actually got told to just come to orientation, which they will only do after they examine you're piss, so it might even help you skip a drug test. :wink:



:thumbup::thumbup:

My aunt bullshitted her way through her career..all the way to the VP position in her company.

If you have the confidence you can perform and show this confidence, you can pretty much bullshit your way through a lot of things.

Fake it till ya make it...most people do this on a regular basis.


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Re: Cant seem to get a goddamned job [Re: LuSiD enthusiast] * 1
    #19214858 - 12/01/13 09:37 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

LuSiD enthusiast said:
Bullshit your way through it all. Don't even bother with applications, just figure out the guy who's in charge and call them up and say "Hi ____ this is ____ and i was just giving you a call back like you asked me to last week when we talked, you mentioned something about an interview, but you were busy at the moment and you asked me to call you back later when you had time to sort it out."



Hahahahah what the fuck thats hilarious


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