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unam sanctum



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my fucking god damn penis cream in her vagina fucking with my shit so hard
#19214520 - 12/01/13 08:13 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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this episode brought to you by 
she's a week and a half late  she's rarely two days late  she just now tells me 
at least we both agree that if there is a fetus, there won't be one for long. she's 17 so either I'm telling her dad or she'll need a waiver. how much do abortions cost again?
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pcplease
Salame

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Re: my fucking god damn penis cream in her vagina fucking with my shit so hard [Re: unam sanctum]
#19214524 - 12/01/13 08:14 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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~$500
And what did you learn?
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fapjack
Title



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Re: my fucking god damn penis cream in her vagina fucking with my shit so hard [Re: unam sanctum] 2
#19214525 - 12/01/13 08:14 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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You can't put a price on an abortion.
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FruitOfLife
Professional Package Handler


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Re: my fucking god damn penis cream in her vagina fucking with my shit so hard [Re: unam sanctum]
#19214526 - 12/01/13 08:15 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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How old are you? 2 things here...
1. You are not 18 years old so you get banned.
2. Or you are over 18 and had sex with a minor so you goto prison...
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memes
Blessed



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Re: my fucking god damn penis cream in her vagina fucking with my shit so hard [Re: fapjack]
#19214529 - 12/01/13 08:15 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
fapjack said: You can't put a price on an abortion.
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fapjack
Title



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Re: my fucking god damn penis cream in her vagina fucking with my shit so hard [Re: FruitOfLife]
#19214532 - 12/01/13 08:16 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
FruitOfLife said: How old are you? 2 things here...
1. You are not 18 years old so you get banned.
2. Or you are over 18 and had sex with a minor so you goto prison...
I could fuck a 16 year old on my 50th birthday and it would be legal in my state.
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TheGreenArrow
Goodbye, Mr. Chops.



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Re: my fucking god damn penis cream in her vagina fucking with my shit so hard [Re: fapjack]
#19214562 - 12/01/13 08:22 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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In Texas legal consent is 17
-------------------- A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, design a building, conn a ship, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve an equation, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.- Robert A. Heinlein Saint RedBow of the Shroomey Loomey-Patron Saint of Sandbaggin Sumbitchs
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mpd
Lammen Gorthaur



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Re: my fucking god damn penis cream in her vagina fucking with my shit so hard [Re: fapjack] 1
#19214575 - 12/01/13 08:24 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
fapjack said:
Quote:
FruitOfLife said: How old are you? 2 things here...
1. You are not 18 years old so you get banned.
2. Or you are over 18 and had sex with a minor so you goto prison...
I could fuck a 16 year old on my 50th birthday and it would be legal in my state.
But the law would still consider you to be brother and sister or would you like to just be known as Mr. and Mrs.? We need to know so we can use the appropriate title in addressing the happy inbreds...
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Led Zeppelin
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Re: my fucking god damn penis cream in her vagina fucking with my shit so hard [Re: mpd]
#19214605 - 12/01/13 08:29 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
mpd said:
Quote:
fapjack said:
Quote:
FruitOfLife said: How old are you? 2 things here...
1. You are not 18 years old so you get banned.
2. Or you are over 18 and had sex with a minor so you goto prison...
I could fuck a 16 year old on my 50th birthday and it would be legal in my state.
But the law would still consider you to be brother and sister.
Lol wut
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thedude1992
Shake N Bake



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Re: my fucking god damn penis cream in her vagina fucking with my shit so hard [Re: fapjack]
#19214606 - 12/01/13 08:29 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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If you don't have the money, consider the ole Mexican abortion...just gotta stick a coat hanger up there till you find the fetus.
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unam sanctum



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Re: my fucking god damn penis cream in her vagina fucking with my shit so hard [Re: unam sanctum]
#19214608 - 12/01/13 08:30 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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is 16 here or within four years if the person in question is under 18. I'm only legally fucking her by a margin of 4 days. do coat hangers really work? tek?
the calculator thing says she's right at 6 weeks.
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Led Zeppelin
Tripper


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Re: my fucking god damn penis cream in her vagina fucking with my shit so hard [Re: thedude1992]
#19214613 - 12/01/13 08:30 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Kick her down the stairs and hope for the best
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pcplease
Salame

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Re: my fucking god damn penis cream in her vagina fucking with my shit so hard [Re: fapjack]
#19214616 - 12/01/13 08:31 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
fapjack said: You can't put a price on an abortion.
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Repertoire89
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Re: my fucking god damn penis cream in her vagina fucking with my shit so hard [Re: unam sanctum]
#19214621 - 12/01/13 08:32 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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If you get it right away it can be mad cheap, like under $100
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mpd
Lammen Gorthaur



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Re: my fucking god damn penis cream in her vagina fucking with my shit so hard [Re: Led Zeppelin]
#19214632 - 12/01/13 08:35 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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No, coat hangers are an old wives tale told by abortion supporters seeking to scare you.
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unam sanctum



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Re: my fucking god damn penis cream in her vagina fucking with my shit so hard [Re: pcplease]
#19214636 - 12/01/13 08:36 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
pcplease said: ~$500
And what did you learn?
fuck either preteens or the elderly?
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TrentBoyett
Aspiring Mycologist



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Re: my fucking god damn penis cream in her vagina fucking with my shit so hard [Re: Led Zeppelin]
#19214646 - 12/01/13 08:38 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Led Zeppelin said: Kick her down the stairs and hope for the best
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MisterSandman
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Re: my fucking god damn penis cream in her vagina fucking with my shit so hard [Re: unam sanctum]
#19214679 - 12/01/13 08:46 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
unam sanctum said: this episode brought to you by 
she's a week and a half late  she's rarely two days late  she just now tells me 
at least we both agree that if there is a fetus, there won't be one for long. she's 17 so either I'm telling her dad or she'll need a waiver. how much do abortions cost again?

And this is why I love the shroomery so much
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pcplease
Salame

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Re: my fucking god damn penis cream in her vagina fucking with my shit so hard [Re: unam sanctum]
#19214688 - 12/01/13 08:48 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
unam sanctum said:
Quote:
pcplease said: ~$500
And what did you learn?
fuck either preteens or the elderly?
Learning well, you are
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