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Invisibleunam sanctum
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my fucking god damn penis cream in her vagina fucking with my shit so hard
    #19214520 - 12/01/13 08:13 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

this episode brought to you by :scumbagsteve:


she's a week and a half late :facepalm:
she's rarely two days late :facepalm:
she just now tells me :facepalm:

at least we both agree that if there is a fetus, there won't be one for long.
she's 17 so either I'm telling her dad or she'll need a waiver.
how much do abortions cost again?


:blowmybrainsout:


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Offlinepcplease
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Re: my fucking god damn penis cream in her vagina fucking with my shit so hard [Re: unam sanctum]
    #19214524 - 12/01/13 08:14 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

~$500

And what did you learn?


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Re: my fucking god damn penis cream in her vagina fucking with my shit so hard [Re: unam sanctum] * 2
    #19214525 - 12/01/13 08:14 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

You can't put a price on an abortion.


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InvisibleFruitOfLife
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Re: my fucking god damn penis cream in her vagina fucking with my shit so hard [Re: unam sanctum]
    #19214526 - 12/01/13 08:15 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

How old are you? 2 things here...

1. You are not 18 years old so you get banned.

2. Or you are over 18 and had sex with a minor so you goto prison...


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Invisiblememes
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Re: my fucking god damn penis cream in her vagina fucking with my shit so hard [Re: fapjack]
    #19214529 - 12/01/13 08:15 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

fapjack said:
You can't put a price on an abortion.



:goodluckwiththat2:


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Re: my fucking god damn penis cream in her vagina fucking with my shit so hard [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #19214532 - 12/01/13 08:16 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

FruitOfLife said:
How old are you? 2 things here...

1. You are not 18 years old so you get banned.

2. Or you are over 18 and had sex with a minor so you goto prison...




I could fuck a 16 year old on my 50th birthday and it would be legal in my state.


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Re: my fucking god damn penis cream in her vagina fucking with my shit so hard [Re: fapjack]
    #19214562 - 12/01/13 08:22 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

In Texas legal consent is 17


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Re: my fucking god damn penis cream in her vagina fucking with my shit so hard [Re: fapjack] * 1
    #19214575 - 12/01/13 08:24 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

fapjack said:
Quote:

FruitOfLife said:
How old are you? 2 things here...

1. You are not 18 years old so you get banned.

2. Or you are over 18 and had sex with a minor so you goto prison...




I could fuck a 16 year old on my 50th birthday and it would be legal in my state.




But the law would still consider you to be brother and sister or would you like to just be known as Mr. and Mrs.?  We need to know so we can use the appropriate title in addressing the happy inbreds...


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Re: my fucking god damn penis cream in her vagina fucking with my shit so hard [Re: mpd]
    #19214605 - 12/01/13 08:29 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

mpd said:
Quote:

fapjack said:
Quote:

FruitOfLife said:
How old are you? 2 things here...

1. You are not 18 years old so you get banned.

2. Or you are over 18 and had sex with a minor so you goto prison...




I could fuck a 16 year old on my 50th birthday and it would be legal in my state.




But the law would still consider you to be brother and sister.



Lol wut


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Re: my fucking god damn penis cream in her vagina fucking with my shit so hard [Re: fapjack]
    #19214606 - 12/01/13 08:29 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

If you don't have the money, consider the ole Mexican abortion...just gotta stick a coat hanger up there till you find the fetus.


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Invisibleunam sanctum
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Re: my fucking god damn penis cream in her vagina fucking with my shit so hard [Re: unam sanctum]
    #19214608 - 12/01/13 08:30 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

is 16 here or within four years if the person in question is under 18.  I'm only legally fucking her by a margin of 4 days.  do coat hangers really work? tek?

the calculator thing says she's right at 6 weeks.


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Re: my fucking god damn penis cream in her vagina fucking with my shit so hard [Re: thedude1992]
    #19214613 - 12/01/13 08:30 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Kick her down the stairs and hope for the best


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Re: my fucking god damn penis cream in her vagina fucking with my shit so hard [Re: fapjack]
    #19214616 - 12/01/13 08:31 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

fapjack said:
You can't put a price on an abortion.




:rofl:


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Re: my fucking god damn penis cream in her vagina fucking with my shit so hard [Re: unam sanctum]
    #19214621 - 12/01/13 08:32 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

If you get it right away it can be mad cheap, like under $100




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Re: my fucking god damn penis cream in her vagina fucking with my shit so hard [Re: Led Zeppelin]
    #19214632 - 12/01/13 08:35 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

No, coat hangers are an old wives tale told by abortion supporters seeking to scare you.


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Re: my fucking god damn penis cream in her vagina fucking with my shit so hard [Re: pcplease]
    #19214636 - 12/01/13 08:36 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

pcplease said:
~$500

And what did you learn?




fuck either preteens or the elderly?


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Re: my fucking god damn penis cream in her vagina fucking with my shit so hard [Re: Led Zeppelin]
    #19214646 - 12/01/13 08:38 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Led Zeppelin said:
Kick her down the stairs and hope for the best



:werd:


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Re: my fucking god damn penis cream in her vagina fucking with my shit so hard [Re: unam sanctum]
    #19214679 - 12/01/13 08:46 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

unam sanctum said:
this episode brought to you by :scumbagsteve:


she's a week and a half late :facepalm:
she's rarely two days late :facepalm:
she just now tells me :facepalm:

at least we both agree that if there is a fetus, there won't be one for long.
she's 17 so either I'm telling her dad or she'll need a waiver.
how much do abortions cost again?


:blowmybrainsout:




And this is why I love the shroomery so much :lolsy:


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Re: my fucking god damn penis cream in her vagina fucking with my shit so hard [Re: unam sanctum]
    #19214688 - 12/01/13 08:48 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

unam sanctum said:
Quote:

pcplease said:
~$500

And what did you learn?




fuck either preteens or the elderly?




:yoda: Learning well, you are


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