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InvisibleGumby
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So Newbie told a chick he dry smashed my shitbox. * 13
    #19213370 - 12/01/13 03:31 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Some of yous guys might remember Newbie, who used to be a Pub mod. Well, he's my roomie now. Last night he had a lady friend over that he has known for a long time and they had loud porn star sex with night, it was kinda awkward, but whatever, at least he got laid.

She was asking how we knew each other and he explained how we met on the Shroomery. He told her about how we hungout at a gathering and he chilled at my place and we dropped acid. She's like "oh that's cute, you guys had a man date, did you bang him?" Newbie replied, "Yep, I totally dry smashed his shitbox." She fucking lost it, started laughing for like 5 minutes straight, which woke me up.

So there's that. Real world application application of dry smashing a shitbox.


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Re: A LOL story about my roomie (involves DSHSB said in real life) [Re: Gumby] * 3
    #19213384 - 12/01/13 03:34 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)



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Re: A LOL story about my roomie (involves DSHSB said in real life) [Re: Gumby]
    #19213419 - 12/01/13 03:39 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:rofl: that's fucking awesome. How is newbie doing?


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Re: A LOL story about my roomie (involves DSHSB said in real life) [Re: Gumby] * 17
    #19213420 - 12/01/13 03:40 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Oh yeah?


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Re: A LOL story about my roomie (involves DSHSB said in real life) [Re: Sheekle]
    #19213421 - 12/01/13 03:40 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Sheekle you avatar thief. Now you have him dressed all foolish like a CLOWN


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Re: A LOL story about my roomie (involves DSHSB said in real life) [Re: The Phleg] * 3
    #19213424 - 12/01/13 03:40 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

pyrate999 said:
Oh yeah?



Hahahahahah thats awesome


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"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

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InvisibleSheekle
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Re: A LOL story about my roomie (involves DSHSB said in real life) [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #19213431 - 12/01/13 03:42 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

VivaLaMushie said:
Sheekle you avatar thief. Now you have him dressed all foolish like a CLOWN



I think that rather than thinking of it as an act of thievery you should have felt like a leader who should be proud of gracing the Shroomery with such a beautiful picture and kept the avatar as well yourself

I like your signature btw lol


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"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16


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Re: A LOL story about my roomie (involves DSHSB said in real life) [Re: Sheekle]
    #19213440 - 12/01/13 03:44 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I just like to give you crap for it. I mean no harm.
Never in my wildest dreams would I have thought the cat bread would become a Shroomery sensation.

Thanks, a fellow shroomerite made my avatar all christmasy for me.


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Re: A LOL story about my roomie (involves DSHSB said in real life) [Re: Legend]
    #19213447 - 12/01/13 03:47 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Legend said:
:rofl: that's fucking awesome. How is newbie doing?




He's doing well. Moving up in his career now that he's up here in Jersey. Actually both of us be doin thangs with careers. I still wanna stab him for breaking in the apartment (via sexin) before I did though.


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Re: A LOL story about my roomie (involves DSHSB said in real life) [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #19213454 - 12/01/13 03:48 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

VivaLaMushie said:
I just like to give you crap for it. I mean no harm.
Never in my wildest dreams would I have thought the cat bread would become a Shroomery sensation.

Thanks, a fellow shroomerite made my avatar all christmasy for me.



:hug:


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"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16


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Re: A LOL story about my roomie (involves DSHSB said in real life) [Re: Gumby] * 1
    #19213466 - 12/01/13 03:52 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Gumby said:
I still wanna stab him for breaking in the apartment (via sexin) before I did though.




You know what to stab him with, :casket:, and where to stab him :goatse:...:yesnod: . . . :peace:


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Re: A LOL story about my roomie (involves DSHSB said in real life) [Re: Gumby]
    #19213467 - 12/01/13 03:52 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:manofapproval:


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Re: So Newbie told a chick he dry smashed my shitbox. [Re: Gumby]
    #19213639 - 12/01/13 04:46 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Gumby said:
Real world application application of dry smashing a shitbox.





I drop it occasionally at work, first time always gets a reaction


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Re: A LOL story about my roomie (involves DSHSB said in real life) [Re: Gumby]
    #19213645 - 12/01/13 04:47 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

circularvortex said:
:manofapproval:




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Re: So Newbie told a chick he dry smashed my shitbox. [Re: Gumby]
    #19214624 - 12/01/13 08:34 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Since you live with Newbie, tell him to get his ass back on the Shroomery! :lol:


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Re: So Newbie told a chick he dry smashed my shitbox. [Re: Space Elf]
    #19214685 - 12/01/13 08:47 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:burke:


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Re: So Newbie told a chick he dry smashed my shitbox. [Re: SexyBeezy123]
    #19214692 - 12/01/13 08:50 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

...so did you DBHSB after?


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Re: So Newbie told a chick he dry smashed my shitbox. [Re: Gumby]
    #19214699 - 12/01/13 08:51 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Gumby said:
Some of yous guys might remember Newbie, who used to be a Pub mod. Well, he's my roomie now. Last night he had a lady friend over that he has known for a long time and they had loud porn star sex with all night, it was kinda awkward, but whatever, at least he got laid.

She was asking how we knew each other and he explained how we met on the Shroomery. He told her about how we hungout at a gathering and he chilled at my place and we dropped acid. She's like "oh that's cute, you guys had a man date, did you bang him?" Newbie replied, "Yep, I totally dry smashed his shitbox." She fucking lost it, started laughing for like 5 minutes straight, which woke me up.

So there's that. Real world application application of dry smashing a shitbox.




did I miss the part where you deny Newbie dry smashed your shit box? :ruggedwink:


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Re: A LOL story about my roomie (involves DSHSB said in real life) [Re: The Phleg] * 2
    #19214904 - 12/01/13 09:50 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

pyrate999 said:
Oh yeah?




oh man :lolsy:


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Re: A LOL story about my roomie (involves DSHSB said in real life) [Re: Gumby]
    #19214926 - 12/01/13 09:57 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

newbie aint a mod anymore?

damn.. im slow.


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