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Jvells
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What should i get/make my girl for her birthday
#19211767 - 12/01/13 09:55 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I know theres a lot of creative people on drugs here, give me some ideas. We're both 19 and have only been together for a few months. Im going to college and working part time so i dont have too too much money...i was thinking of making her an anklet or something with a nice hand made card? What have all you dudes done for your girls birthday? And no she doesnt do drugs lol
Edited by Jvells (12/01/13 10:03 AM)
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Re: What should i get/make my girl for her birthday [Re: Jvells] 1
#19211776 - 12/01/13 09:57 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Naked interpretative dance
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Re: What should i get/make my girl for her birthday [Re: Jvells]
#19211783 - 12/01/13 09:59 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I on't think you could go wrong with handmade jewlery, or handmade anything for that matter. Got a cool spot you can take her to give her the gift? Cool hiking spot with a view maybe? Then top it off with the naked interperative dance as mentione above she'll be even more impressed that you did it in the cold.
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Re: What should i get/make my girl for her birthday [Re: Jvells] 2
#19211786 - 12/01/13 10:01 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Tie her to the bed (hands and feet) and carve your name into her chest with a sharp blade. Smoke a joint and rub the ashes into the wounds.
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Re: What should i get/make my girl for her birthday [Re: koraks]
#19211790 - 12/01/13 10:02 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Oh, a giant penis is good too. It'll serve her for years to come.
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Re: What should i get/make my girl for her birthday [Re: koraks]
#19211793 - 12/01/13 10:03 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Ahhaaha i knew id love these answers
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Re: What should i get/make my girl for her birthday [Re: Jvells]
#19211810 - 12/01/13 10:08 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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get her a sybian. post resulting vids (if shes hawt).
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Re: What should i get/make my girl for her birthday [Re: lovesexdubstep]
#19213079 - 12/01/13 02:40 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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A gift she will never forget:
herpes
And she'll probably never forget you either, even if things don't work out.
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Re: What should i get/make my girl for her birthday [Re: FrozenHappiness]
#19213116 - 12/01/13 02:47 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I made my girl a "tie blanket" for Christmas.
Go to craft/fabric store, buy 2.5 yards of two different fleece prints. Lay them on top of each other, trim with scissors so they're the same size. Cut 2.5 inch cuts about an inch apart. Tie the loose ends all the way around the blanket. Now she'll have a kick ass warm fleece blanket.
They're easy and fairly cheap. Google it if you're interested... There are a few helpful tips if you want to look in to it.
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Re: What should i get/make my girl for her birthday [Re: shLong]
#19213129 - 12/01/13 02:49 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Edited by shLong (12/01/13 02:50 PM)
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Re: What should i get/make my girl for her birthday [Re: shLong]
#19213170 - 12/01/13 02:56 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: What should i get/make my girl for her birthday [Re: shLong]
#19213182 - 12/01/13 02:59 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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shLong... I might treat myself to that blanket.
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Re: What should i get/make my girl for her birthday [Re: GoldenEye]
#19213199 - 12/01/13 03:02 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Not this one , but yeah... They're easy and nice. Warm as hell, too.
It took me about 90 minutes and did it on the floor while watching TV. Just make sure your scissors are sharp and you're golden(eye)
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Re: What should i get/make my girl for her birthday [Re: shLong]
#19213211 - 12/01/13 03:04 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Okay, okay, that type of blanket
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Re: What should i get/make my girl for her birthday [Re: GoldenEye]
#19213264 - 12/01/13 03:14 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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How to make those bad-ass blankets. 
It says to get 2 yards, but I like blankets that cover my feet and shoulders, so I got 2 and a half yards.
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Re: What should i get/make my girl for her birthday [Re: Jvells]
#19213323 - 12/01/13 03:24 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I would go to a meadow closeby & pick out a rose from the Earth. I used to do that for my ex wife who now has moved to Italy & no longer calls me any longer. I give flowers mainly thinking that the pleasured I derived from it would naturally be shared mutually alongside her & make her more fond of me.
I would send them through the mail, or plead a neighbor to deliver them to her, telling them that her satisfaction was all that mattered to him, & considering that the neighbor may pass off the info of his secret admiration & gifts, only wishing the moment to her retrieval of the gift would call to see her golden smile light up & when she did get his gifts he felt so much closer & almost connected to her soul, as if in the room with her as she received the gift.
I was often plagued by the idea of her leaving to shop at some fancy bazaar & having missed its arrival until she returned home & could take it & bring it to her collection of my gifts I made specifically with her & only her in mind, my little guardian angel.
I was always there to catch her in his arms & whirl her around & gently caress her cheeks & look deeply in her eyes & proclaim his love & devotion to her, then she would say, "Promise me we will stay together forever. You are the only one who can possibly ever understand me, only you my darling".
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Re: What should i get/make my girl for her birthday [Re: shLong]
#19213335 - 12/01/13 03:26 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Dick in a box...... 
EDIT...fuck I need to read the thread a little better.....BIRTHDAY ehh....Yeah a dick in a box will still work.......
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Re: What should i get/make my girl for her birthday [Re: FrozenHappiness]
#19213398 - 12/01/13 03:36 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
FrozenHappiness said: A gift she will never forget:
herpes
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Re: What should i get/make my girl for her birthday [Re: Sheekle]
#19213412 - 12/01/13 03:38 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Flowers and a card should suffice. If your broke you could pick some flowers instead of buying.
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Re: What should i get/make my girl for her birthday [Re: Magicman69]
#19213459 - 12/01/13 03:50 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Treasure hunt OP. with small clues and presents along the way to a big one which could be a dinner date or something?? my wife loves that kind of gear. bit of effort big pay off
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