Home | Community | Message Board

Cannabis Seeds - Original Sensible Seeds
This site includes paid links. Please support our sponsors.


Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Shop: Bridgetown Botanicals CBD Concentrates   PhytoExtractum Kratom Powder for Sale, Maeng Da Thai Kratom Leaf Powder

Jump to first unread post Pages: 1 | 2 | Next >  [ show all ]
InvisibleJvells
Unity
 User Gallery


Registered: 11/05/09
Posts: 3,031
Loc: East coast Flag
What should i get/make my girl for her birthday
    #19211767 - 12/01/13 09:55 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I know theres a lot of creative people on drugs here, give me some ideas. We're both 19 and have only been together for a few months. Im going to college and working part time so i dont have too too much money...i was thinking of making her an anklet or something with a nice hand made card? What have all you dudes done for your girls birthday? And no she doesnt do drugs lol


Edited by Jvells (12/01/13 10:03 AM)


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleInto The Woods
Quarantine King
Male

Registered: 04/20/13
Posts: 10,864
Re: What should i get/make my girl for her birthday [Re: Jvells] * 1
    #19211776 - 12/01/13 09:57 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Naked interpretative dance

Express your love


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineSulfurshelfsean
Defender of Cubes
 User Gallery


Registered: 07/29/10
Posts: 4,012
Last seen: 1 day, 5 hours
Re: What should i get/make my girl for her birthday [Re: Jvells]
    #19211783 - 12/01/13 09:59 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I on't think you could go wrong with handmade jewlery, or handmade anything for that matter. Got a cool spot you can take her to give her the gift? Cool hiking spot with a view maybe? Then top it off with the naked interperative dance as mentione above :wink: she'll be even more impressed that you did it in the cold.


--------------------


Everything is better when it is done ON TOP OF A MOUNTAIN!


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblekoraks
Registered: 06/02/03
Posts: 26,691
Re: What should i get/make my girl for her birthday [Re: Jvells] * 2
    #19211786 - 12/01/13 10:01 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Tie her to the bed (hands and feet) and carve your name into her chest with a sharp blade. Smoke a joint and rub the ashes into the wounds.
:highfive:


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblekoraks
Registered: 06/02/03
Posts: 26,691
Re: What should i get/make my girl for her birthday [Re: koraks]
    #19211790 - 12/01/13 10:02 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Oh, a giant penis is good too. It'll serve her for years to come.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleJvells
Unity
 User Gallery


Registered: 11/05/09
Posts: 3,031
Loc: East coast Flag
Re: What should i get/make my girl for her birthday [Re: koraks]
    #19211793 - 12/01/13 10:03 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Ahhaaha i knew id love these answers :thumbup:


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinelovesexdubstep
buy the ticket, take the ride


Registered: 12/18/11
Posts: 665
Last seen: 5 years, 4 months
Re: What should i get/make my girl for her birthday [Re: Jvells]
    #19211810 - 12/01/13 10:08 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

get her a sybian. post resulting vids (if shes hawt).


--------------------

                      molly :loveeyes: lucy :tripping: maryjane :bigblunt:
resident med student, PM science based questions :teacher:


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleFrozenHappiness
Professional Cereal Box

Registered: 03/01/01
Posts: 5,330
Loc: Nagoon Lagoon
Re: What should i get/make my girl for her birthday [Re: lovesexdubstep]
    #19213079 - 12/01/13 02:40 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

A gift she will never forget:

herpes

And she'll probably never forget you either, even if things don't work out.


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleshLong
Male User Gallery


Registered: 03/04/10
Posts: 25,330
Loc: 'sconsin Flag
Re: What should i get/make my girl for her birthday [Re: FrozenHappiness]
    #19213116 - 12/01/13 02:47 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I made my girl a "tie blanket"  for Christmas.

Go to craft/fabric store, buy  2.5 yards of two different fleece prints.
Lay them on top of each other, trim with scissors so they're the same size.
Cut 2.5 inch cuts about an inch apart.
Tie the loose ends all the way around the blanket.
Now she'll have a kick ass warm fleece blanket.

They're easy and fairly cheap.
Google it if you're interested... There are a few helpful tips if you want to look in to it.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleshLong
Male User Gallery


Registered: 03/04/10
Posts: 25,330
Loc: 'sconsin Flag
Re: What should i get/make my girl for her birthday [Re: shLong]
    #19213129 - 12/01/13 02:49 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)






Edited by shLong (12/01/13 02:50 PM)


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleshLong
Male User Gallery


Registered: 03/04/10
Posts: 25,330
Loc: 'sconsin Flag
Re: What should i get/make my girl for her birthday [Re: shLong]
    #19213170 - 12/01/13 02:56 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)



Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineGoldenEye
...
Male User Gallery


Registered: 05/24/13
Posts: 4,340
Loc: Amsterdam
Last seen: 7 months, 12 days
Re: What should i get/make my girl for her birthday [Re: shLong]
    #19213182 - 12/01/13 02:59 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

shLong... I might treat myself to that blanket.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleshLong
Male User Gallery


Registered: 03/04/10
Posts: 25,330
Loc: 'sconsin Flag
Re: What should i get/make my girl for her birthday [Re: GoldenEye]
    #19213199 - 12/01/13 03:02 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:smile:
Not this one :crankey:, but yeah... They're easy and nice. Warm as hell, too.

It took me about 90 minutes and did it on the floor while watching TV.
Just make sure your scissors are sharp and you're golden(eye)


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineGoldenEye
...
Male User Gallery


Registered: 05/24/13
Posts: 4,340
Loc: Amsterdam
Last seen: 7 months, 12 days
Re: What should i get/make my girl for her birthday [Re: shLong]
    #19213211 - 12/01/13 03:04 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Okay, okay, that type of blanket :laugh:


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleshLong
Male User Gallery


Registered: 03/04/10
Posts: 25,330
Loc: 'sconsin Flag
Re: What should i get/make my girl for her birthday [Re: GoldenEye]
    #19213264 - 12/01/13 03:14 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

How to make those bad-ass blankets. :datass:

It says to get 2 yards, but I like blankets that cover my feet and shoulders, so I got 2 and a half yards.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinedrkkenny
Explorer

Registered: 10/13/11
Posts: 1,440
Loc: Down a well
Last seen: 5 years, 9 months
Re: What should i get/make my girl for her birthday [Re: Jvells]
    #19213323 - 12/01/13 03:24 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I would go to a meadow closeby & pick out a rose from the Earth. I used to do that for my ex wife who now has moved to Italy & no longer calls me any longer. I give flowers mainly thinking that the pleasured I derived from it would naturally be shared mutually alongside her & make her more fond of me.

I would send them through the mail, or plead a neighbor to deliver them to her, telling them that her satisfaction was all that mattered to him, & considering that the neighbor may pass off the info of his secret admiration & gifts, only wishing the moment to her retrieval of the gift would call to see her golden smile light up & when she did get his gifts he felt so much closer & almost connected to her soul, as if in the room with her as she received the gift.

I was often plagued by the idea of her leaving to shop at some fancy bazaar & having missed its arrival until she returned home & could take it & bring it to her collection of my gifts I made specifically with her & only her in mind, my little guardian angel.

I was always there to catch her in his arms & whirl her around & gently caress her cheeks & look deeply in her eyes & proclaim his love & devotion to her, then she would say, "Promise me we will stay together forever. You are the only one who can possibly ever understand me, only you my darling".


--------------------

No More Stories Are Told Today, I'm Sorry They Washed Away // No More Stories, The World Is Grey, I'm Tired, Let's Wash Away.


God 2 read 10932148 Unread messages


Edited by drkkenny (12/01/13 03:26 PM)


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblejboredone
Money-The root of all evil....
 User Gallery


Registered: 01/19/12
Posts: 4,783
Re: What should i get/make my girl for her birthday [Re: shLong]
    #19213335 - 12/01/13 03:26 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)


Dick in a box...... :christmas:




EDIT...fuck I need to read the thread a little better.....BIRTHDAY ehh....Yeah a dick in a box will still work.......:penis:


--------------------
Peace Pot Micro-Dot God Loves You High or Not!!!
In order to grow old and wise, you must once have been young and dumb!


Edited by jboredone (12/01/13 03:49 PM)


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleSheekle
FREE BURKE
 User Gallery


Registered: 01/11/10
Posts: 53,153
Re: What should i get/make my girl for her birthday [Re: FrozenHappiness]
    #19213398 - 12/01/13 03:36 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

FrozenHappiness said:
A gift she will never forget:

herpes



LOL


--------------------
"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleMagicman69
All About the Benjamins
Male User Gallery


Registered: 05/29/13
Posts: 6,876
Re: What should i get/make my girl for her birthday [Re: Sheekle]
    #19213412 - 12/01/13 03:38 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Flowers and a card should suffice. If your broke you could pick some flowers instead of buying.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlineandrewmurray86
Θεολογος
Male User Gallery


Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 02/05/13
Posts: 1,120
Loc: Hunter Valley, NSW Flag
Last seen: 6 years, 1 month
Re: What should i get/make my girl for her birthday [Re: Magicman69]
    #19213459 - 12/01/13 03:50 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Treasure hunt OP. with small clues and presents along the way to a big one which could be a dinner date or something?? my wife loves that kind of gear. bit of effort big pay off


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Jump to top Pages: 1 | 2 | Next >  [ show all ]

Shop: Bridgetown Botanicals CBD Concentrates   PhytoExtractum Kratom Powder for Sale, Maeng Da Thai Kratom Leaf Powder


Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* My handmade jewelry BigJimmy 420 2 05/22/13 05:11 PM
by Cynosure
* Sexiest Shroomery Girl
( 1 2 3 4 ... 24 25 )
Irishdrunk 43,102 483 11/06/08 11:50 AM
by LeftyBurnz
* Why do some white girls like to have sex with only black guys?
( 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 all )
RandalFlagg 50,663 149 06/08/08 01:32 PM
by moosehead
* This girl...
( 1 2 all )
poke smot! 1,505 33 01/11/06 01:04 PM
by D4NK
* smoking weed, a big blanket and my couch :) ZippoZM 957 12 12/08/06 05:33 PM
by ImaWonderwall
* Girls.
( 1 2 3 all )
Phluck 6,228 48 07/29/05 06:43 PM
by Corporal Kielbasa
* about a girl.... someone help? Ginseng1 1,289 19 02/08/06 06:10 PM
by HippieChick
* Approaching Girls
( 1 2 3 4 all )
kosmic_charlie 10,778 63 04/26/05 08:39 PM
by afoaf

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: Entire Staff
2,318 topic views. 4 members, 35 guests and 17 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Show Images Only | Sort by Score | Print Topic ]
Search this thread:

Copyright 1997-2024 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.029 seconds spending 0.005 seconds on 14 queries.