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Insidious
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Re: so... i ordered some fleshlights... [Re: psyconaught]
#19210771 - 12/01/13 12:14 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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psyconaught said: they should be here in a week or so. And if anyone is interested i'll post my experiences with them. I ordered three, all are supposed to be the most realistic for vaginal, anal, and oral sex. We'll see how they actually feel!
It'd be pretty realistic if they came used.....
Edited by Insidious (12/01/13 01:20 AM)
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ManianFH
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Re: so... i ordered some fleshlights... [Re: Insidious]
#19211232 - 12/01/13 04:50 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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i had a $15 one that felt fucking great. wasnt very hard to clean, but not as easy as rinsing your dingaling off in the shower
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Re: so... i ordered some fleshlights... [Re: ManianFH]
#19211353 - 12/01/13 06:48 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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TheLunatik said: You should try the �Poor Man's fleshlight� too. The funny thing is that I found it on a bodybuilding website XD

Groundbreaking, life changing info right here. They don't mess around on those bodybuilding websites
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psyconaught
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Re: so... i ordered some fleshlights... [Re: Spacerific]
#19211754 - 12/01/13 09:51 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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under normal circumstances i wouldn't even consider buying one but its been about 6 months since i've been laid and will be quite a few months before i can have sex again. And when you have the libido of needing to get off 2 to 3 times a day minimum your hand just doesn't quite cut it haha. As soon as i am around potential partners again the flashlights go in the dumpster!
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Ultron
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Re: so... i ordered some fleshlights... [Re: psyconaught]
#19212088 - 12/01/13 11:13 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I would imagine a fleshlight would be dishwasher safe I know a lady who sells sexs toys and she usually washes them in there
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koods
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Re: so... i ordered some fleshlights... [Re: Ultron]
#19212124 - 12/01/13 11:21 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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jonathan9301 said: I would imagine a fleshlight would be dishwasher safe I know a lady who sells sexs toys and she usually washes them in there
That's nasty. The image of a dildo next to the silverware
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WhoManBeing
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Re: so... i ordered some fleshlights... [Re: koods]
#19212152 - 12/01/13 11:27 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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this headline when spoken to the right lady might actually get you lucky. maybe, just maybe.
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psyconaught
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Re: so... i ordered some fleshlights... [Re: koods]
#19212154 - 12/01/13 11:27 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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a dildo wouldn't bother me. But the thought of my cum washing around my dished freaks me out
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psyconaught
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Re: so... i ordered some fleshlights... [Re: WhoManBeing]
#19212156 - 12/01/13 11:28 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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WhoManBeing said: this headline when spoken to the right lady might actually get you lucky. maybe, just maybe.
I would be very grateful if you introduced me to said ladies
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Ultron
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Re: so... i ordered some fleshlights... [Re: psyconaught]
#19212251 - 12/01/13 11:45 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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psyconaught said: a dildo wouldn't bother me. But the thought of my cum washing around my dished freaks me out 
She never used the ones I saw they were for display purpose only lol but ppl frequently dropped the pocket pussy and got hair on it so she would throw it in a separate load in the dish washer lol
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psyconaught
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Re: so... i ordered some fleshlights... [Re: Ultron]
#19212267 - 12/01/13 11:50 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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hairy pocket pussies hahaha holy shit thats funny
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