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InvisibleInsidious
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Re: so... i ordered some fleshlights... [Re: psyconaught]
    #19210771 - 12/01/13 12:14 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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psyconaught said:
they should be here in a week or so. And if anyone is interested i'll post my experiences with them. I ordered three, all are supposed to be the most realistic for vaginal, anal, and oral sex. We'll see how they actually feel!




It'd be pretty realistic if they came used.....


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Re: so... i ordered some fleshlights... [Re: Insidious]
    #19211232 - 12/01/13 04:50 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

i had a $15 one that felt fucking great. wasnt very hard to clean, but not as easy as rinsing your dingaling off in the shower


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Re: so... i ordered some fleshlights... [Re: ManianFH]
    #19211353 - 12/01/13 06:48 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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TheLunatik said:
You should try the �Poor Man's fleshlight� too. The funny thing is that I found it on a bodybuilding website XD




Groundbreaking, life changing info right here. They don't mess around on those bodybuilding websites :lol:


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Re: so... i ordered some fleshlights... [Re: Spacerific]
    #19211754 - 12/01/13 09:51 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

under normal circumstances i wouldn't even consider buying one but its been about 6 months since i've been laid and will be quite a few months before i can have sex again. And when you have the libido of needing to get off 2 to 3 times a day minimum your hand just doesn't quite cut it haha. As soon as i am around potential partners again the flashlights go in the dumpster!


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Re: so... i ordered some fleshlights... [Re: psyconaught]
    #19212088 - 12/01/13 11:13 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I would imagine a fleshlight would be dishwasher safe I know a lady who sells sexs toys and she usually washes them in there


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Re: so... i ordered some fleshlights... [Re: Ultron]
    #19212124 - 12/01/13 11:21 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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jonathan9301 said:
I would imagine a fleshlight would be dishwasher safe I know a lady who sells sexs toys and she usually washes them in there




That's nasty. The image of a dildo next to the silverware :puke:


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Re: so... i ordered some fleshlights... [Re: koods]
    #19212152 - 12/01/13 11:27 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

this headline when spoken to the right lady might actually get you lucky.  maybe, just maybe.


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Re: so... i ordered some fleshlights... [Re: koods]
    #19212154 - 12/01/13 11:27 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

a dildo wouldn't bother me. But the thought of my cum washing around my dished freaks me out :lol:


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Re: so... i ordered some fleshlights... [Re: WhoManBeing]
    #19212156 - 12/01/13 11:28 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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WhoManBeing said:
this headline when spoken to the right lady might actually get you lucky.  maybe, just maybe.



I would be very grateful if you introduced me to said ladies


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Re: so... i ordered some fleshlights... [Re: psyconaught]
    #19212251 - 12/01/13 11:45 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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psyconaught said:
a dildo wouldn't bother me. But the thought of my cum washing around my dished freaks me out :lol:




She never used the ones I saw they were for display purpose only lol  but ppl frequently dropped the pocket pussy and got hair on it so she would throw it in a separate load in the dish washer lol


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Re: so... i ordered some fleshlights... [Re: Ultron]
    #19212267 - 12/01/13 11:50 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:rofl2: hairy pocket pussies hahaha holy shit thats funny


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