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Patlal
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Re: OMFG guys, I want to murder my fucking roommates [Re: Shroomism]
#19208709 - 11/30/13 01:54 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Shroomism said: Damn, that part about the trash would drive me crazy too. Only take out the trash if someone helps you? What kind of dumbass bullshit is that.
I don't miss roommates. Well I live with my chick but that's a little different..
Dude I wanted to rip his eyes out of his head. Fortunately for him, I didn't have time to do it because I had an appointment to go to.
"I may or may not do it"... Yes or no motherfucker... yes or no...
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Re: OMFG guys, I want to murder my fucking roommates [Re: Patlal]
#19208754 - 11/30/13 02:04 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Patlal said: I never lose my cool, but now I'm fuming. I am fucking furious. Holy shit, I'm writing this thread with steam coming out of my ears.
I am dealing with fucking children. Stupid, idiotic, imbecile, childish fucktards.
I have an issue about cleaning, nobody wants to do it and the only excuse they give me is that they won't clean unless the other roommates clean too... So I'm like, do you guys actually have to physically see each other clean something in order to do something yourselves????????? I'm not gonna round up every roommate to be the spectator of another guy cleaning as proof that he cleans. It's a trust thing. Trust that someone else is also cleaning and clean too you fucking idiot. There's 1 fucking fork in the sink, one of them brings a bunch of dirty dishes from his room, fill the sink, washes them and guess what, he leaves the fucking fork in the sink.... Motherfucker can't even wash a fork that isn't his. Granted he doesn't have to, but goddfucking dammit, its one fucking fork. Now apply this mentality to everything in the house and you'll get an idea why I'm so pissed right now.
Listen to this one. This morning. I tell one of my roommate that I'm gone for the weekend and that I won't be here to take out the garbage and I politely asked him if he could do it. He answers these exact words "I'm gonna do it if someone else helps me do it, otherwise it may or may not get done"...
What kind of stupid fucking answer is that??? There's one fucking garbage can, it's a one man job and it takes 30 seconds to do you stupid motherfucker. He can't even do shit if I ask him a polite favor after I've been tolerating idiotic answers for months now.
It's a stupid issue, I don't really care if the garbage aren't taken out, there's always next week. But the accumulation of stupid answers like this has made me lose my shit. Thank god I had an appointment to go to. I was putting on my boots and on my way out when I asked him. I spent the next 15 minutes driving to the appointment swearing like trucker alone in my car.
And to think my mom owned a store for fifteen years and paid people that gave her the same answers that I got today... I now understand why people die of heartattacks for the dumbest reason.
I need to sell this fucking house. Hopefully the business deal I'm trying to make for next spring will work out cause I'll need to sell my house to be able to buy in.
Man you guys have no idea how much writing this shit down is helping me cool off. 10 minutes ago I was thinking of tossing everybody out on their ass.
Alright, that's enough... laugh, reply, troll I don't care. I just wanted to take it off my chest.
I feel ya dude. Been fairly fortunate overall, despite making a thread bitchin bout my roommates recently too. I mean basically I just do things to set an example. When I'm cooking something, I clean. It's not hard to do some dishes (our dishwasher is badass you barely have to wash anything just toss it in) while I sizzle up some lunch or whatever.
But damn you have some petty ass roommates. My roommate once asked me to take the garbage out and I said with ZERO hesitation "sure man, no problem" - got my jacket and dumped that shit outside. It's really not much effort to keep up good relations with your buddies.
I'd just start using paper plates and shit if I were you.
That's pretty fuckin funny he couldn't wash some other dudes fork though
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Re: OMFG guys, I want to murder my fucking roommates [Re: zappaisgod]
#19208766 - 11/30/13 02:06 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Shroomism said: Damn, that part about the trash would drive me crazy too. Only take out the trash if someone helps you? What kind of dumbass bullshit is that.
I don't miss roommates. Well I live with my chick but that's a little different..
This is the problem with communism. Somebody will always get a bug up their ass that somebody else is doing less. It either collapses or evolves into totalitarianism where all are forced.
No system of government is efficient amongst our inefficient species, the republic at least is a middle ground but whether power lies in the hands of many or few everyone is fucked. Shit in, shit out.
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Patlal
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Re: OMFG guys, I want to murder my fucking roommates [Re: zappaisgod] 2
#19208799 - 11/30/13 02:13 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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zappaisgod said:
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Shroomism said: Damn, that part about the trash would drive me crazy too. Only take out the trash if someone helps you? What kind of dumbass bullshit is that.
I don't miss roommates. Well I live with my chick but that's a little different..
This is the problem with communism. Somebody will always get a bug up their ass that somebody else is doing less. It eoither collapses or evolves into totalitarianism where all are forced.
I can always count on you to turn everything into a political talk
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zappaisgod
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Re: OMFG guys, I want to murder my fucking roommates [Re: Patlal]
#19208812 - 11/30/13 02:17 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Patlal said:
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zappaisgod said:
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Shroomism said: Damn, that part about the trash would drive me crazy too. Only take out the trash if someone helps you? What kind of dumbass bullshit is that.
I don't miss roommates. Well I live with my chick but that's a little different..
This is the problem with communism. Somebody will always get a bug up their ass that somebody else is doing less. It eoither collapses or evolves into totalitarianism where all are forced.
I can always count on you to turn everything into a political talk
But my solution was brilliant. Hire a cleaning person that everybody pays for. Simple. No argument about who does more.
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Re: OMFG guys, I want to murder my fucking roommates [Re: zappaisgod]
#19208828 - 11/30/13 02:21 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I enjoyed the story OP.im always partial to roommate and neighbor stories.you should have me as a roommate,i enjoy cleaning,including dishes
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Re: OMFG guys, I want to murder my fucking roommates [Re: zappaisgod]
#19208853 - 11/30/13 02:29 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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zappaisgod said:
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Patlal said:
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Shroomism said: Damn, that part about the trash would drive me crazy too. Only take out the trash if someone helps you? What kind of dumbass bullshit is that.
I don't miss roommates. Well I live with my chick but that's a little different..
This is the problem with communism. Somebody will always get a bug up their ass that somebody else is doing less. It eoither collapses or evolves into totalitarianism where all are forced.
I can always count on you to turn everything into a political talk
But my solution was brilliant. Hire a cleaning person that everybody pays for. Simple. No argument about who does more.
actually pretty fuckin good solution
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Re: OMFG guys, I want to murder my fucking roommates [Re: JesusIsLord]
#19208939 - 11/30/13 02:56 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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OP I know what that's like. We did a guy a huge favour and let him stay with us for a while super cheap. Couldn't get his gear together at all. Left gear in his room, wouldn't clean. Who start getting upset then blasting us on facebook when we did ask him to clean up. Can't begin to fathom how some people's brains work.
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Re: OMFG guys, I want to murder my fucking roommates [Re: andrewmurray86]
#19209797 - 11/30/13 07:12 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I can feel your pain Patlal. It feels like living with brain damaged 12yr olds.

Just fucking kill them.
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Re: OMFG guys, I want to murder my fucking roommates [Re: Patlal]
#19209830 - 11/30/13 07:21 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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About the time I turned 30, I never needed a roomate again. Granted I was given one for a couple years and it once again went south.
Thank the holy heavens I now own my own house with my wife.
FUCK HOUSEMATES!
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zappaisgod
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Re: OMFG guys, I want to murder my fucking roommates [Re: 4runner] 2
#19209851 - 11/30/13 07:26 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Your wife is a roommate
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Re: OMFG guys, I want to murder my fucking roommates [Re: zappaisgod]
#19209882 - 11/30/13 07:36 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I miss the days when people vented on live journal
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JesusIsLord
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Re: OMFG guys, I want to murder my fucking roommates [Re: zappaisgod]
#19209978 - 11/30/13 08:00 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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zappaisgod said: Your wife is a roommate
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Re: OMFG guys, I want to murder my fucking roommates [Re: JesusIsLord]
#19209990 - 11/30/13 08:02 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I'm sorry to hear about your troubles.
Getting a roommate is commitment, as much as any relationship is. I got to know my current roommate for 4 months before deciding to let him move in lol.
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Re: OMFG guys, I want to murder my fucking roommates [Re: zappaisgod]
#19210003 - 11/30/13 08:07 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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zappaisgod said: Your wife is a roommate
No, she is the landLORD. 
In the best way though, she rocks
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Mush4Brains
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Re: OMFG guys, I want to murder my fucking roommates [Re: Mush4Brains]
#19210016 - 11/30/13 08:10 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Mush4Brains said: Last year, we had a good system. We would all wake up on Sunday morning, clean the entire house, make a hug ass breakfast, and then smoke out and watch football for the rest of the day. Throughout the week we would sweep/clean the coffee table as needed, and usually did a little bit of dishes, but we simply all agreed that Sunday mornings we would all get together and get shit done.
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Re: OMFG guys, I want to murder my fucking roommates [Re: Mush4Brains]
#19210057 - 11/30/13 08:21 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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it sounds like u need a girl in the house.
mebbe the dudes dun like being told to do stuff, when you could have easily done it yourself. i'm just playing devil's advocate.
in the words of michael jackson, start with the man in the mirror. be the change you want to see in the world.
if they make fun of you for being the bitch; pbbbffft.
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Patlal
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Re: OMFG guys, I want to murder my fucking roommates [Re: stimpson]
#19210079 - 11/30/13 08:33 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: OMFG guys, I want to murder my fucking roommates [Re: Patlal]
#19210124 - 11/30/13 08:45 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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i see the problem here. you're living with "men".
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Mush4Brains
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Re: OMFG guys, I want to murder my fucking roommates [Re: Mush4Brains]
#19210170 - 11/30/13 09:01 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Mush4Brains said: Last year, we had a good system. We would all wake up on Sunday morning, clean the entire house, make a hug ass breakfast, and then smoke out and watch football for the rest of the day. Throughout the week we would sweep/clean the coffee table as needed, and usually did a little bit of dishes, but we simply all agreed that Sunday mornings we would all get together and get shit done.
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