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highc
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i can auto felatio (pics)
#19209366 - 11/30/13 05:28 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Yea so I can blow myself. I don't usually do it but I have before. Is this gay? I don't exactly consider myself gay. Yeats ago I have blown myself till I came like ,3 different times.
Edited by highc (12/08/13 01:53 AM)
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Re: i can auto felatio [Re: highc]
#19210214 - 11/30/13 09:16 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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those three times...did you swallow?
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Is this even true. If the answer is yes, well you have to admit you're pretty fucked up.
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No swallow.
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Anonymous #4
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I wish I could blow myself. I'd start rolling, do a few lines of coke and blow till I popped. Then if smoke a cigarette and do it all over again
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Re: i can auto felatio (moved) [Re: highc]
#19210859 - 12/01/13 12:43 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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This thread was moved from Shroomerites Anonymous.
Reason: Fits better here
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I don't even think thats possible and beleive me I've tried
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Re: i can auto felatio (moved) [Re: Konyap]
#19210942 - 12/01/13 01:12 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I mean your dick would have to be 9-10 inches for that
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Re: i can auto felatio (moved) [Re: Konyap]
#19211165 - 12/01/13 03:45 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Its def possible. About 1% of guys can do it that's it. I am fairly large but its def more to do with the flexibility. I'm about 6' 3" and 220. I can take it all the way down if I wanted so even if I was 4 inches I could still do it.
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if i could suck my own dick, gotta admit, i would pretty much never leave the house. id have to get a work from home job.
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Re: i can auto felatio (moved) [Re: ManianFH]
#19212216 - 12/01/13 11:40 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Any tips on how to be that flexible
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Re: i can auto felatio (moved) [Re: Ogla]
#19212438 - 12/01/13 12:24 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I have done it a few times in my life. when I was younger and more flexible I could do it easily. I last tried bout a year ago and just couldn't make it happen. it would hurt my back afterwards even when I was younger. I did cum in my mouth a few times but never swallowed. what would just be weird.
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Not gay just lucky. You ever wonder why dogs are so happy? Wonder no more.
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Re: i can auto felatio (moved) [Re: GreySatyr]
#19219915 - 12/02/13 10:37 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Im confused
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I'm capable to (I think). As a wrestler in high school, I could put my knees on the ground next to my ears and considering I'm just a little longer than average I'm pretty sure I can do it.
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Re: i can auto felatio (moved) [Re: Atrium]
#19221750 - 12/03/13 11:51 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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lol OP has spunk breath
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Re: i can auto felatio (moved) [Re: xpl0de]
#19221803 - 12/03/13 12:00 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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OP cannot suck his own dick, it's an obvious troll thread...
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Re: i can auto felatio (moved) [Re: Patlal]
#19225394 - 12/04/13 05:51 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Lol. I could troll up a better story then this. I Most certainly can. Made a thread a few years back too. Like the first similar thread. I just want to know If people think its gay.
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of course it's not gay, are you really worried about doing something that someone might consider 'gay'? that's so lame dude. suck away. if i had a dick and could suck it, i'm sure i'd try it but i think i would be too weirded out by it to really enjoy it.
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Qft Qft Qft
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Re: i can auto felatio (moved) [Re: ManianFH]
#19228401 - 12/04/13 07:39 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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mick said: if i could suck my own dick, gotta admit, i would pretty much never leave the house. id have to get a work from home job.
this
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Re: i can auto felatio (moved) [Re: robbyberto]
#19230092 - 12/05/13 05:46 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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claraclairvoyant said: of course it's not gay, are you really worried about doing something that someone might consider 'gay'? that's so lame dude. suck away. if i had a dick and could suck it, i'm sure i'd try it but i think i would be too weirded out by it to really enjoy it.
I'm not worried. Just opinions. I don't really do that nemore neway. But I have.
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as a bisexual, there is nothing wrong with sucking your own dick.
unless you are seekin out other peoples dick, its not. but reminder, if you are getting sincerely turned on by this, maybe you do have a gay side, which shouldnt be an issue.. lol just view yourself as a superhuman, instead ofa regular human if you happen to like both tits n dick
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claraclairvoyant said: of course it's not gay, are you really worried about doing something that someone might consider 'gay'? that's so lame dude. suck away. if i had a dick and could suck it, i'm sure i'd try it but i think i would be too weirded out by it to really enjoy it.
I'm not worried. Just opinions. I don't really do that nemore neway. But I have.
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Re: i can auto felatio (moved) [Re: Patlal]
#19230325 - 12/05/13 08:25 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Dude you shouldn't not believe him lol all it takes is like I said, the ability to put your knees next to your ears, and a longer than average dick from what I would assume. Both of which I can do so I don't see it as special.
I'll admit as a younger bro, about the age of 14, I tried it and was successful. But only the tip and actually, back then I was LESS flexible. I both see this guys story as true and not really needing pics haha
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Re: i can auto felatio (moved) [Re: Atrium]
#19230397 - 12/05/13 09:04 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Jamesdnh said: Dude you shouldn't not believe him lol all it takes is like I said, the ability to put your knees next to your ears, and a longer than average dick from what I would assume. Both of which I can do so I don't see it as special.
I'll admit as a younger bro, about the age of 14, I tried it and was successful. But only the tip and actually, back then I was LESS flexible. I both see this guys story as true and not really needing pics haha
Alright fine. I just want to satisfy my fantasy of seeing a guy suck his own dick
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Re: i can auto felatio (moved) [Re: Patlal]
#19230402 - 12/05/13 09:08 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Asking for pics is gay in itself lol
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Re: i can auto felatio (moved) [Re: Endure]
#19230642 - 12/05/13 10:36 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Endure said: as a bisexual, there is nothing wrong with sucking your own dick.
unless you are seekin out other peoples dick, its not. but reminder, if you are getting sincerely turned on by this, maybe you do have a gay side, which shouldnt be an issue.. lol just view yourself as a superhuman, instead ofa regular human if you happen to like both tits n dick
So you think that jacking off (ie giving yourself a hand job) means you have a "gay side"?
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Re: i can auto felatio (moved) [Re: pwnasaurus]
#19231152 - 12/05/13 01:04 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I don't think too many people are actually turned on themselves by the idea of jerking off.
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I've seen crazier things, like a guy fuck his own asshole!
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Re: i can auto felatio (moved) [Re: Atrium]
#19231572 - 12/05/13 02:46 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Jamesdnh said: I don't think too many people are actually turned on themselves by the idea of jerking off.
You don't get turned on when you jerk off? You don't get hard and then subsequently cum? Sounds like the effects of being turned on to me.
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Re: i can auto felatio (moved) [Re: pwnasaurus]
#19231804 - 12/05/13 03:35 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Endure said: as a bisexual, there is nothing wrong with sucking your own dick.
unless you are seekin out other peoples dick, its not. but reminder, if you are getting sincerely turned on by this, maybe you do have a gay side, which shouldnt be an issue.. lol just view yourself as a superhuman, instead ofa regular human if you happen to like both tits n dick
So you think that jacking off (ie giving yourself a hand job) means you have a "gay side"?
For the record I know two people who suck there Dick n they report no sexual attraction, just physical sensation.
So yes. If your thinking about DICK in general n its Turning you on sexually, well that's grounds for questioning without a doubt. Sincerely turned on, as in real sexual attraction, not physical stimulation which can cause arousal. if you are goingto try to argue this then head over to a real sexuality forum guy, you are Wrong.
The fact that you left me a bad rating for my post, is beyond me when again, you are wrong. but if it helps you sleep at night...
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Re: i can auto felatio (moved) [Re: pwnasaurus]
#19231837 - 12/05/13 03:42 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Jamesdnh said: I don't think too many people are actually turned on themselves by the idea of jerking off.
You don't get turned on when you jerk off? You don't get hard and then subsequently cum? Sounds like the effects of being turned on to me.
how much experience do you have?
do you not know there is a difference between true sexual desire and physical stimulation.
sexual desire will cater to a specific bodytype/person/male or female physical stimulation, that releases hormones, gets the blood pumpin, can turn almost anyone on, even most gay guys if they were having sex with a girl. sexual desire will control the pleasure, some type of pleasure will come no matter what with sex, but varying levels.
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Re: i can auto felatio (moved) [Re: Endure]
#19243392 - 12/08/13 01:52 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Re: i can auto felatio (moved) [Re: highc] 2
#19243401 - 12/08/13 01:59 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Dude holy shit!
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Re: i can auto felatio (moved) [Re: robbyberto]
#19243446 - 12/08/13 02:25 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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TEACH ME YO SKILLZ NIGGA
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Re: i can auto felatio (moved) [Re: Crystal G] 9
#19243829 - 12/08/13 07:16 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Why do I regret asking for pics?
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Re: i can auto felatio (moved) [Re: Patlal]
#19243845 - 12/08/13 07:31 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I 'd
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Re: i can auto felatio (moved) [Re: Konyap]
#19243856 - 12/08/13 07:41 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I dunno this could still be a hoax
we need moar!
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Re: i can auto felatio (moved) [Re: Konyap]
#19243989 - 12/08/13 08:41 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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c'mon man... go BALLS DEEP.
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Re: i can auto felatio (moved) [Re: ch1ck3n.s0up] 1
#19244640 - 12/08/13 11:57 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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yummy
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xpl0de
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God why did u guys have to request pics
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Re: i can auto felatio (moved) [Re: xpl0de]
#19245338 - 12/08/13 02:36 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Lol this thread DELIVERS!
This may be the first ever recorded auto felacio picture ever.
respec.
and I'm fucking jealous LOL.
I occasionally have self sucking dreams but dde. That's real shit nigga!
lol.
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Re: i can auto felatio (moved) [Re: Shins]
#19245824 - 12/08/13 04:11 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Jesus christ.
This thread.
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Dude you are HOT!!!
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Re: i can auto felatio (moved) [Re: fbi365]
#19246838 - 12/08/13 07:43 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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ok im a true beleiver now
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Re: i can auto felatio (moved) [Re: Konyap]
#19246886 - 12/08/13 07:51 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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this thread is crazy
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Re: i can auto felatio (moved) [Re: Crystal G]
#19247351 - 12/08/13 09:25 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Crystal G said: TEACH ME YO SKILLZ NIGGA
HAHAHAHA Yes this thread rules  
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Re: i can auto felatio (moved) [Re: Konyap]
#19247456 - 12/08/13 09:47 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Re: i can auto felatio (moved) [Re: TrentBoyett]
#19248119 - 12/09/13 12:05 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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That's fucking gross but awesome at the time. If I was that flexible I'd probably try it, but I'm sure I can't flex that much. Congrats OP if you can that for real. No your not gay, but you sure know how to have fun at least when your lonely
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Re: i can auto felatio (moved) [Re: Ogla]
#19248175 - 12/09/13 12:20 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I was rolling hard all night. Only reason I did it and took pics. I can't always do it. Sometimes I can't even get close. After a long work day of moving or bending a lot or when I take uppers I can take all 8+ inches if I wanted.
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Well somebody figured out this was me so yeah don't too much care anymore. Sue me!
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Re: i can auto felatio (moved) [Re: highc]
#19259241 - 12/11/13 09:08 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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how'd they figure it out?
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Re: i can auto felatio (moved) [Re: TrentBoyett]
#19259259 - 12/11/13 09:15 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Well I had forgot to hide the pics in my gallery. Said they didn't even mean to hit it and bam. Haha. They were like I'm gonna tell. I hit the bong and was like... Fuck it I'll just post it.
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Re: i can auto felatio (moved) [Re: highc]
#19259354 - 12/11/13 09:48 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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haha
my brain
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Re: i can auto felatio (moved) [Re: Konyap]
#19259490 - 12/11/13 10:32 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Re: i can auto felatio (moved) [Re: memes]
#19262225 - 12/11/13 07:37 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Clara... You recently asked about recurring dreams.....
I have dreams in which I'm able to do this quite often. Weird
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I like this thread.
Btw I can do this too.
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Re: i can auto felatio (moved) [Re: sukhavati12]
#19268458 - 12/12/13 10:40 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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sukhavati12 said: Btw I can do this too.
Post gif then.
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Re: i can auto felatio (moved) [Re: TrentBoyett]
#19268480 - 12/12/13 10:46 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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sorry to tell you guys but blowing yourself is DEFINATELY possible. it doesnt rely on you having a 10 inch dick, it's more of a height to dick-size to flexibility ratio.
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Quote:
psilocyclops said: sorry to tell you guys but blowing yourself is DEFINATELY possible. it doesnt rely on you having a 10 inch dick, it's more of a height to dick-size to flexibility ratio.
Can you write an equation out for me, so I can see if it's possible?
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Re: i can auto felatio (moved) [Re: Microppose]
#19269421 - 12/13/13 05:30 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I'm 6' 3". 230 and about 8 inches Code:
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Re: i can auto felatio (pics) [Re: highc]
#19269426 - 12/13/13 05:33 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Edited by spore baby (12/20/14 03:10 AM)
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Re: i can auto felatio (pics) [Re: spore baby]
#19269431 - 12/13/13 05:35 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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O I get out plenty!
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Re: i can auto felatio (moved) [Re: highc]
#19269534 - 12/13/13 06:43 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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highc said: I'm 6' 3". 230 and about 8 inches Code:
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Re: i can auto felatio (moved) [Re: Konyap]
#19284918 - 12/16/13 04:43 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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LMFAO I'm cracking up so hard right now I can't stop. I can't understand this lol. Dude that is some serious skill right there.
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This gif was added to my library. Forever will the inter webs have access to this. Highc your a Fucking Legend. So what's it like unloading your Jesus juice into your mouth.
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Re: i can auto felatio (moved) [Re: T-Rex]
#19287341 - 12/17/13 06:24 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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T-Rex said: This gif was added to my library. Forever will the inter webs have access to this. Highc your a Fucking Legend. So what's it like unloading your Jesus juice into your mouth.
Lol. Ill take legend! but Idk its OK I guess. 90% of the time I just do it till I'm just about to cum I just finish with my hands. And its been a very long time since ive done so.
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Re: i can auto felatio (moved) [Re: highc]
#19288438 - 12/17/13 12:41 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Meanwhile, the guy is texting.
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Re: i can auto felatio (moved) [Re: koods]
#19289233 - 12/17/13 03:50 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Have you showed anyone in real life? Like your girl or whatever?
Were they (or do you think they) would be very weirded out of veyr impressed?
.gif or it didnt happen!
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Re: i can auto felatio (moved) [Re: highc]
#19290272 - 12/17/13 07:38 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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you are one lucky son of a bitch!
cheers good sir!
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Re: i can auto felatio (moved) [Re: Crystal G]
#19291364 - 12/18/13 12:56 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Crystal G said:
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Anonymous said: yummy

Dude you are HOT!!!
...of course
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Re: i can auto felatio (moved) [Re: ChinChiller]
#19291903 - 12/18/13 05:20 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Errolscool said: Have you showed anyone in real life? Like your girl or whatever?
Were they (or do you think they) would be very weirded out of veyr impressed?
.gif or it didnt happen!
Ive showed a couple girls. Only if they thought it was hot. And agreed to help.
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Re: i can auto felatio (moved) [Re: highc]
#19296229 - 12/19/13 01:57 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Re: i can auto felatio (moved) [Re: Dork]
#19296679 - 12/19/13 05:47 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Lmao! That's hilarious.
Thanks y'all. Got a hot thread going.
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Re: i can auto felatio (moved) [Re: highc]
#19296937 - 12/19/13 07:43 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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bats have cute little dicks.
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Re: i can auto felatio (moved) [Re: koods]
#19299244 - 12/19/13 06:06 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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koods said: bats have cute little dicks.
Oh WHat!?
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LOL
I don't even know what to think about all of this
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Re: i can auto felatio (moved) [Re: Big Worm]
#19301702 - 12/20/13 07:25 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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& 
not sure how to feel right now, jealous or appalled
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Re: i can auto felatio (moved) [Re: Beanhead]
#19301736 - 12/20/13 07:40 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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.. The fuck did I just read&see
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