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psyconaught
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so... i ordered some fleshlights...
#19207230 - 11/30/13 02:41 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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they should be here in a week or so. And if anyone is interested i'll post my experiences with them. I ordered three, all are supposed to be the most realistic for vaginal, anal, and oral sex. We'll see how they actually feel!
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Re: so... i ordered some fleshlights... [Re: psyconaught] 3
#19207266 - 11/30/13 03:05 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Most realistic? The anal one smells line shit, and the oral one complains if you try to go more than half way?
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psyconaught
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Re: so... i ordered some fleshlights... [Re: koods]
#19207271 - 11/30/13 03:07 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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koods said: Most realistic? The anal one smells line shit, and the oral one complains if you try to go more than half way?
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Patlal
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Re: so... i ordered some fleshlights... [Re: psyconaught]
#19207736 - 11/30/13 08:34 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Because one fleshlight isn't enough?
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Re: so... i ordered some fleshlights... [Re: Patlal]
#19208214 - 11/30/13 11:18 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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They're not that great. I bought one and I was not particularly impressed with it. I rarely use it. It's a pain to clean it every time you use it (and yourself as well because you have to use lube).
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koods
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Re: so... i ordered some fleshlights... [Re: Patlal]
#19208220 - 11/30/13 11:21 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Patlal said: Because one fleshlight isn't enough?
Remember, these are the MOST REALISTIC fleshlights, so you will need back up if the vagina one is menstruating..
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psyconaught
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Re: so... i ordered some fleshlights... [Re: Patlal]
#19208231 - 11/30/13 11:25 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Patlal said: Because one fleshlight isn't enough?
they were on sale
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koods
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Re: so... i ordered some fleshlights... [Re: psyconaught]
#19208375 - 11/30/13 12:08 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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he explained. each one is holey different.
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mushroom_sandwich
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Re: so... i ordered some fleshlights... [Re: koods]
#19208383 - 11/30/13 12:10 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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post results op  I've always heard they aren't that great
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Patlal
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Re: so... i ordered some fleshlights... [Re: koods]
#19208736 - 11/30/13 02:00 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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koods said:
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Patlal said: Because one fleshlight isn't enough?
Remember, these are the MOST REALISTIC fleshlights, so you will need back up if the vagina one is menstruating..
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Spacerific
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Re: so... i ordered some fleshlights... [Re: Patlal]
#19210063 - 11/30/13 08:24 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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One fleshlight might be understandable. A man doesn't always have a functional willing eager woman around. Perfectly normal.
Would have terrible trouble if I had to explain to a potential GF, why I have 3 of em laying around. Sounds like a whole deliberate lifestyle in the making.
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Re: so... i ordered some fleshlights... [Re: Spacerific]
#19210106 - 11/30/13 08:40 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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do they bitch and complain if they catch u with another fleshlight
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Re: so... i ordered some fleshlights... [Re: Ultron]
#19210200 - 11/30/13 09:12 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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just fuck a microwaved water melon
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Patlal
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Re: so... i ordered some fleshlights... [Re: thelanzii]
#19210216 - 11/30/13 09:17 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Nemmies said: just fuck a microwaved water melon
That's the kinda of shit of have to have tried in the past to recommend. You can't make this shit up.
Listen to this man OP
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Re: so... i ordered some fleshlights... [Re: Patlal]
#19210249 - 11/30/13 09:26 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Seedless? Hate to ram a little melon seed up yer wing wang.
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Re: so... i ordered some fleshlights... [Re: koods]
#19210266 - 11/30/13 09:32 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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koods said: Remember, these are the MOST REALISTIC fleshlights, so you will need back up if the vagina one is menstruating..
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thelanzii

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Re: so... i ordered some fleshlights... [Re: DirtyTomFlint]
#19210311 - 11/30/13 09:45 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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or jerk it with a banana peel
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TheLunatik
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Re: so... i ordered some fleshlights... [Re: DirtyTomFlint]
#19210321 - 11/30/13 09:47 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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You should try the «Poor Man's fleshlight» too. The funny thing is that I found it on a bodybuilding website XD
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Re: so... i ordered some fleshlights... [Re: psyconaught]
#19210383 - 11/30/13 10:10 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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its not bad. I wouldnt not want to buy it. I dont use it much but meh.
ima try fuck a watermelon lol
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Re: so... i ordered some fleshlights... [Re: foodsgoodtoo]
#19210758 - 12/01/13 12:10 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I bought a few back in college (buy 2 get 1 free!), they feel pretty good. Some are better than others, some are like...super-whoa so that you won't be able to last more than 5 minutes, if you're lucky. All depends on what insert you get.
Cleaning them is a pain in the ass and they're kinda big. Just not worth the hassle for me.
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