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Offlinepsyconaught
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so... i ordered some fleshlights...
    #19207230 - 11/30/13 02:41 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

they should be here in a week or so. And if anyone is interested i'll post my experiences with them. I ordered three, all are supposed to be the most realistic for vaginal, anal, and oral sex. We'll see how they actually feel!


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Offlinekoods
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Re: so... i ordered some fleshlights... [Re: psyconaught] * 3
    #19207266 - 11/30/13 03:05 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Most realistic? The anal one smells line shit, and the oral one complains if you try to go more than half way?


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Offlinepsyconaught
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Re: so... i ordered some fleshlights... [Re: koods]
    #19207271 - 11/30/13 03:07 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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koods said:
Most realistic? The anal one smells line shit, and the oral one complains if you try to go more than half way?



:lol:


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OfflinePatlal
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Re: so... i ordered some fleshlights... [Re: psyconaught]
    #19207736 - 11/30/13 08:34 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Because one fleshlight isn't enough?


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Re: so... i ordered some fleshlights... [Re: Patlal]
    #19208214 - 11/30/13 11:18 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

They're not that great.  I bought one and I was not particularly impressed with it.  I rarely use it.  It's a pain to clean it every time you use it (and yourself as well because you have to use lube).


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Re: so... i ordered some fleshlights... [Re: Patlal]
    #19208220 - 11/30/13 11:21 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Patlal said:
Because one fleshlight isn't enough?




Remember, these are the MOST REALISTIC fleshlights, so you will need back up if the vagina one is menstruating..


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Re: so... i ordered some fleshlights... [Re: Patlal]
    #19208231 - 11/30/13 11:25 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Patlal said:
Because one fleshlight isn't enough?



they were on sale :shrug:


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Re: so... i ordered some fleshlights... [Re: psyconaught]
    #19208375 - 11/30/13 12:08 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

he explained. each one is holey different.


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Re: so... i ordered some fleshlights... [Re: koods]
    #19208383 - 11/30/13 12:10 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

post results op :lol:
I've always heard they aren't that great


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OfflinePatlal
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Re: so... i ordered some fleshlights... [Re: koods]
    #19208736 - 11/30/13 02:00 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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koods said:
Quote:

Patlal said:
Because one fleshlight isn't enough?




Remember, these are the MOST REALISTIC fleshlights, so you will need back up if the vagina one is menstruating..




:lolsy:


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Re: so... i ordered some fleshlights... [Re: Patlal]
    #19210063 - 11/30/13 08:24 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

One fleshlight might be understandable. A man doesn't always have a functional willing eager woman around. Perfectly normal.

Would have terrible trouble if I had to explain to a potential GF, why I have 3 of em laying around. Sounds like a whole deliberate lifestyle in the making.


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For truly, I say to you, many prophets and righteous people longed to see what you see, and did not see it,
and to hear what you hear, and did not hear it.
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Re: so... i ordered some fleshlights... [Re: Spacerific]
    #19210106 - 11/30/13 08:40 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

do they bitch and complain if they catch u with another fleshlight


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Re: so... i ordered some fleshlights... [Re: Ultron]
    #19210200 - 11/30/13 09:12 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

just fuck a microwaved water melon


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Re: so... i ordered some fleshlights... [Re: thelanzii]
    #19210216 - 11/30/13 09:17 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Nemmies said:
just fuck a microwaved water melon




That's the kinda of shit of have to have tried in the past to recommend. You can't make this shit up.

Listen to this man OP


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Re: so... i ordered some fleshlights... [Re: Patlal]
    #19210249 - 11/30/13 09:26 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Seedless? Hate to ram a little melon seed up yer wing wang.


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Re: so... i ordered some fleshlights... [Re: koods]
    #19210266 - 11/30/13 09:32 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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koods said:
Remember, these are the MOST REALISTIC fleshlights, so you will need back up if the vagina one is menstruating..






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Invisiblethelanzii

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Re: so... i ordered some fleshlights... [Re: DirtyTomFlint]
    #19210311 - 11/30/13 09:45 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

or jerk it with a banana peel


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Re: so... i ordered some fleshlights... [Re: DirtyTomFlint]
    #19210321 - 11/30/13 09:47 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

You should try the «Poor Man's fleshlight» too. The funny thing is that I found it on a bodybuilding website XD


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Re: so... i ordered some fleshlights... [Re: psyconaught]
    #19210383 - 11/30/13 10:10 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

its not bad. I wouldnt not want to buy it. I dont use it much but meh.

ima try fuck a watermelon lol


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Anonymous #2

Re: so... i ordered some fleshlights... [Re: foodsgoodtoo]
    #19210758 - 12/01/13 12:10 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I bought a few back in college (buy 2 get 1 free!), they feel pretty good.  Some are better than others, some are like...super-whoa so that you won't be able to last more than 5 minutes, if you're lucky.  All depends on what insert you get.

Cleaning them is a pain in the ass and they're kinda big.  Just not worth the hassle for me.


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