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OfflineNotTheDevil
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Re: 4 Years On The Shroomery...... [Re: fee]
    #19208009 - 11/30/13 10:04 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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fee said:
Trust me I know. I lived in a very moose populated area for the first 25+ years of my life.

I preach this to people and they laugh and say bears are dum dum. Well its true moose fuck shit up the best. No lie, I have been chased by a moose in rut over ten times while driving a car. Yes over ten times while behind the wheel of a vehicle. Been charged probably 40-50 times. Trick with those fucks is step behind a tree and literally don't move a muscle. They are so pea brained that when you do that they see you and the tree as the same thing and within 20 seconds they have already forgot what they where just doing and mozie off as if that never happened.



Just ask those people, "what's harder to run from, a bear or a buck?" ad don't forget the horns and hundreds of pounds of muscle. Not to mention how aggressive they get during rutting season.


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Invisiblefee
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Re: 4 Years On The Shroomery...... [Re: NotTheDevil]
    #19208057 - 11/30/13 10:25 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

The rack is only to knock you down not to spear you. Its the 2,000 pounds of weight plus force that comes down onto you with there 6" diameter hooves that do the killing.

I have encountered so fucking many black bear and 90% of the they just run from you like hell the other 10% they have cubs and grunt  and all that charge you and stop ten to fifteen feet away get on their bins legs and roar. Stand there and talk tons of shit and they won't do anything after that other than run like a bitch.

I am referring to northern NH wildlife here BTW.

Also there's has never been a reported attack by a bear in NH in writen history.


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: 4 Years On The Shroomery...... [Re: Bambi]
    #19208219 - 11/30/13 11:21 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Bambi said:


almost 3!!!



That's actually impressive.


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Re: 4 Years On The Shroomery...... [Re: starfire_xes]
    #19208244 - 11/30/13 11:29 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

needs a  :santahat:...:yesnod: . . . :peace:


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Re: 4 Years On The Shroomery...... [Re: vinsue]
    #19208312 - 11/30/13 11:52 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)



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Re: 4 Years On The Shroomery...... [Re: babydoll]
    #19208637 - 11/30/13 01:30 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)



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Re: 4 Years On The Shroomery...... [Re: Shroomism]
    #19208658 - 11/30/13 01:36 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I seem to take summer breaks from here...



:sunny: . . . :peace:


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Re: 4 Years On The Shroomery...... [Re: vinsue]
    #19211813 - 12/01/13 10:09 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

haha, i have been living by myself for over 2 years now...



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Re: 4 Years On The Shroomery...... [Re: SurReality]
    #19243350 - 12/08/13 01:30 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)




just won the ban lottery


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