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Patlal
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OMFG guys, I want to murder my fucking roommates (important edit made) 3
#19208034 - 11/30/13 10:14 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I never lose my cool, but now I'm fuming. I am fucking furious. Holy shit, I'm writing this thread with steam coming out of my ears.
I am dealing with fucking children. Stupid, idiotic, imbecile, childish fucktards.
I have an issue about cleaning, nobody wants to do it and the only excuse they give me is that they won't clean unless the other roommates clean too... So I'm like, do you guys actually have to physically see each other clean something in order to do something yourselves????????? I'm not gonna round up every roommate to be the spectator of another guy cleaning as proof that he cleans. It's a trust thing. Trust that someone else is also cleaning and clean too you fucking idiot. There's 1 fucking fork in the sink, one of them brings a bunch of dirty dishes from his room, fill the sink, washes them and guess what, he leaves the fucking fork in the sink.... Motherfucker can't even wash a fork that isn't his. Granted he doesn't have to, but goddfucking dammit, its one fucking fork. Now apply this mentality to everything in the house and you'll get an idea why I'm so pissed right now.
Listen to this one. This morning. I tell one of my roommate that I'm gone for the weekend and that I won't be here to take out the garbage and I politely asked him if he could do it. He answers these exact words "I'm gonna do it if someone else helps me do it, otherwise it may or may not get done"...
What kind of stupid fucking answer is that??? There's one fucking garbage can, it's a one man job and it takes 30 seconds to do you stupid motherfucker. He can't even do shit if I ask him a polite favor after I've been tolerating idiotic answers for months now.
It's a stupid issue, I don't really care if the garbage aren't taken out, there's always next week. But the accumulation of stupid answers like this has made me lose my shit. Thank god I had an appointment to go to. I was putting on my boots and on my way out when I asked him. I spent the next 15 minutes driving to the appointment swearing like trucker alone in my car.
And to think my mom owned a store for fifteen years and paid people that gave her the same answers that I got today... I now understand why people die of heartattacks for the dumbest reason.
I need to sell this fucking house. Hopefully the business deal I'm trying to make for next spring will work out cause I'll need to sell my house to be able to buy in.
Man you guys have no idea how much writing this shit down is helping me cool off. 10 minutes ago I was thinking of tossing everybody out on their ass.
Alright, that's enough... laugh, reply, troll I don't care. I just wanted to take it off my chest.
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BTW, here's the age of my roommates; 42, 38, 40, 28............. I'm also 28. Guess who the cleaninest of them all is? That's right, the other 28 year old guy.
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Re: OMFG guys, I want to murder my fucking roommates [Re: Patlal] 7
#19208044 - 11/30/13 10:18 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Reading this motivates me to work extra hard so I will not have to share a space with someone due to lack of income
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Re: OMFG guys, I want to murder my fucking roommates [Re: Gilgamesh18]
#19208047 - 11/30/13 10:21 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I've had room mates like this OP. It never stopped, I just had to move out. Dirty motherfuckers are dirty.
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Re: OMFG guys, I want to murder my fucking roommates [Re: TheGreenArrow] 4
#19208083 - 11/30/13 10:32 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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See Canadians are just as lazy and stupid as the fuck necks to their south. They just have a lot less since Canada's population is fewer than California alone.
I think by a per capity % we are equally lazy but on dumbassery Canada takes the bacon Canadian bacon. Or round sliced cheap salted ham.
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Re: OMFG guys, I want to murder my fucking roommates [Re: TheGreenArrow] 1
#19208092 - 11/30/13 10:35 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Sounds like you have every right to be angry OP. "Childish" seems to be the right word, jesus that sounds like shit I would do when I was like 10. I hate messy people.
Hope you go through with that business deal or whatever and get a place of your own OP And yeah typing it out always helps. In fact, I always find myself typing up these big long angry, ranty, threads and then I'll be done and I'm not even mad anymore and I just don't even post it
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Re: OMFG guys, I want to murder my fucking roommates [Re: TheGreenArrow]
#19208105 - 11/30/13 10:39 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Been there done that too man; I feel your pain! I even had one roomie that REFUSED to clean up HIS DOGS SHIT IN THE BACK YARD UNLESS I HELPED HIM.... WHERE IS THE FUCKING LOGIC IN THAT ONE?!?
What it all boiled down to was this: BE VERY careful in choosing roomies. Choose your roommates based upon their MATURITY rather than how close of friends they are. Yes, it is nice to live with people you know (especially if you live a certain type of lifestyle). But it doesn't matter how close you are to them; if they aren't ready for the responsibility that comes with living on their own (cleaning, paying bills, cooking, general house upkeep) THEN KICK THEIR ASS TO THE CURB AND FIND A NEW ROOMIE.... OR FIND A WAY TO LIVE WITHOUT A ROOMMATE.
I went thru 5 IMMATURE roommates in 2.5 years; one day I finally snapped and said F-K IT and kicked everyone out. Even though all of the household responsibilities fall on me; I'm happier taking care of it ALONE because its impossible to play childish games with myself. Yes it's hard to support my house alone, but the stress of roommates wasn't worth the amount of $$ each month that I was saving.
My motto: "I'd rather be happy, stress free and dirt poor; than miserable, stressed out and have pockets full of cash"
Good luck, and remember to vent here instead of hurting one of them because then it turns into a domestic violence situation and the cops LEGALLY are required to haul someone off to jail. I almost learned that lesson the hard way......
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Re: OMFG guys, I want to murder my fucking roommates [Re: SoCalHunter]
#19208246 - 11/30/13 11:30 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Sounds like they're college roommates.
I had a similar problem, not with all my roomates, but with one in particular and a few tasks in particular. The one roomate became a pretty hardcore alcoholic when he turned 21, but that wasn't the real source of his problems. I never saw any indication that he had cleaned a dish--and that's not to say that I had to see it to know that it was being done. He would only go as far as to put his dirty dished in the sink and "soak" them. We all know that soaking only makes sense for about ten minutes. The other 5 roommates (myself included) would often find ourselves cleaning tons of his dishes because the sink was literally filled to the brim with them, and we were unable to do our dishes anywhere but the sink.
He also had a problem with keeping things in the fridge for months, then not owning up to it when it came time to admit what was ours. Its not like it was a terrible problem on our hands to have old stuff in the fridge, but when he was in the kitchen dirtying more shit that he would never clean I would ask him if that old plate of moldy rancid potatoes with saran wrap over it was his--it was obviously his, but he would always deny it no matter what, even as he is cooking a plate of the exact same shit.
Which brings me to the other huge thing that pissed me off about that guy: he only bought potatoes. He would shake his father down for money and lie to him about needing extra cash for the rent and such but he spent ~97% of his money on weed and cheap shitty liquor, and the other 3% on potatoes. I'm surprised the guy didn't get gout. I guess he did not get it because he would eat everyone else's shit, use everyone's cooking supplies, etc. Its no big deal when you use my oil because you have canola and I have olive oil, or when you use some hot sauce because those potatoes taste bland, but if you're going to use something with every meal, buy it your goddamn self. I also obviously had to come up with ingenious hiding spots for my weed and alcohol when I had any, and keep them in my room. Motherfucker would even come into my room when I was "sleeping" and snoop around for pot. I'm a very light sleeper so I'd know and wake up and confront him. Me and my other roommate that smoked caught him multiple times on our webcams sneaking around our rooms when we were gone and taking weed. When confronted about it, all he did was deny.
/endrant about my own experience with a terrible roommate
I'm just saying, I understand your plight. It will pass in time...
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Patlal
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Re: OMFG guys, I want to murder my fucking roommates [Re: Gilgamesh18]
#19208264 - 11/30/13 11:38 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Gilgamesh18 said: Reading this motivates me to work extra hard so I will not have to share a space with someone due to lack of income
Work hard to own your place. There's no money to make when paying rent
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Re: OMFG guys, I want to murder my fucking roommates [Re: mylfgur]
#19208266 - 11/30/13 11:38 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Last year, we had a good system. We would all wake up on Sunday morning, clean the entire house, make a hug ass breakfast, and then smoke out and watch football for the rest of the day. Throughout the week we would sweep/clean the coffee table as needed, and usually did a little bit of dishes, but we simply all agreed that Sunday mornings we would all get together and get shit done.
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Re: OMFG guys, I want to murder my fucking roommates [Re: fee] 1
#19208271 - 11/30/13 11:39 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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fee said: See Canadians are just as lazy and stupid as the fuck necks to their south. They just have a lot less since Canada's population is fewer than California alone.
I think by a per capity % we are equally lazy but on dumbassery Canada takes the bacon Canadian bacon. Or round sliced cheap salted ham.
Idiots are distributed evenly around the world
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Re: OMFG guys, I want to murder my fucking roommates [Re: Patlal]
#19208278 - 11/30/13 11:41 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I know the feeling man, I feel like Im living with rats. Completely cleaned the house yesterday, and its fucking trashed again. Someone is getting slapped this morning
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Re: OMFG guys, I want to murder my fucking roommates [Re: Patlal]
#19208305 - 11/30/13 11:50 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Hire a cleaning person to come in once or twice a week and make everybody pay for it.
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Re: OMFG guys, I want to murder my fucking roommates [Re: zappaisgod]
#19208374 - 11/30/13 12:08 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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i'm hyper clean and organized. i can't roll with gross roommates. i hit the jackpot with mine. i lived with one of my closest friends for six years and he was clean. it worked out beautifully. we always had a nice home. i'm content being alone nowadays.
patial, i wouldn't bother trying to make them change because it sounds like they aren't willing to. i'd look for better roommates or go solo.
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Re: OMFG guys, I want to murder my fucking roommates [Re: millzy]
#19208545 - 11/30/13 01:00 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I try to keep a clean house. I am not anal about it, but I don't let it go beyond a few days without sweeping, dusting, and stuff. That reminds me. I have to clean the shower. Getting some mold spores in there and I only want spores in my SGFC!
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Re: OMFG guys, I want to murder my fucking roommates [Re: zappaisgod]
#19208586 - 11/30/13 01:14 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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zappaisgod said: Hire a cleaning person to come in once or twice a week and make everybody pay for it.
Not a bad idea, personally I opt for not having any roommates but its a good alternative if you're stuck. Could be an issue to make a lazy fuck pay up though
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Re: OMFG guys, I want to murder my fucking roommates [Re: Patlal]
#19208591 - 11/30/13 01:16 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Damn, that part about the trash would drive me crazy too. Only take out the trash if someone helps you? What kind of dumbass bullshit is that.
I don't miss roommates. Well I live with my chick but that's a little different..
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Re: OMFG guys, I want to murder my fucking roommates [Re: Patlal]
#19208600 - 11/30/13 01:19 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I can be a very nasty/violent person and have pushed the point of getting roommates to clean up after themselves, whether being nice/polite/reasonable or chronically tearing someone new assholes there's really nothing I've found that works. Lived with junkies, winos, clinical retards, squares and everything between. Best thing to do IMO is to live solo, everyone has baggage and personally I don't have the patience anymore to deal with baggage that ain't mine.
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Re: OMFG guys, I want to murder my fucking roommates [Re: Repertoire89]
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zappaisgod
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Re: OMFG guys, I want to murder my fucking roommates [Re: Shroomism] 1
#19208657 - 11/30/13 01:36 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Shroomism said: Damn, that part about the trash would drive me crazy too. Only take out the trash if someone helps you? What kind of dumbass bullshit is that.
I don't miss roommates. Well I live with my chick but that's a little different..
This is the problem with communism. Somebody will always get a bug up their ass that somebody else is doing less. It eoither collapses or evolves into totalitarianism where all are forced.
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Re: OMFG guys, I want to murder my fucking roommates [Re: Patlal]
#19208683 - 11/30/13 01:46 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Why not make a rule, if your dishes are around for x amount of days they go in the dump. Personally I have only a few dishes to prevent this kind of shit from happening.
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Patlal
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Re: OMFG guys, I want to murder my fucking roommates [Re: Shroomism]
#19208709 - 11/30/13 01:54 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Shroomism said: Damn, that part about the trash would drive me crazy too. Only take out the trash if someone helps you? What kind of dumbass bullshit is that.
I don't miss roommates. Well I live with my chick but that's a little different..
Dude I wanted to rip his eyes out of his head. Fortunately for him, I didn't have time to do it because I had an appointment to go to.
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Re: OMFG guys, I want to murder my fucking roommates [Re: Patlal]
#19208754 - 11/30/13 02:04 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Patlal said: I never lose my cool, but now I'm fuming. I am fucking furious. Holy shit, I'm writing this thread with steam coming out of my ears.
I am dealing with fucking children. Stupid, idiotic, imbecile, childish fucktards.
I have an issue about cleaning, nobody wants to do it and the only excuse they give me is that they won't clean unless the other roommates clean too... So I'm like, do you guys actually have to physically see each other clean something in order to do something yourselves????????? I'm not gonna round up every roommate to be the spectator of another guy cleaning as proof that he cleans. It's a trust thing. Trust that someone else is also cleaning and clean too you fucking idiot. There's 1 fucking fork in the sink, one of them brings a bunch of dirty dishes from his room, fill the sink, washes them and guess what, he leaves the fucking fork in the sink.... Motherfucker can't even wash a fork that isn't his. Granted he doesn't have to, but goddfucking dammit, its one fucking fork. Now apply this mentality to everything in the house and you'll get an idea why I'm so pissed right now.
Listen to this one. This morning. I tell one of my roommate that I'm gone for the weekend and that I won't be here to take out the garbage and I politely asked him if he could do it. He answers these exact words "I'm gonna do it if someone else helps me do it, otherwise it may or may not get done"...
What kind of stupid fucking answer is that??? There's one fucking garbage can, it's a one man job and it takes 30 seconds to do you stupid motherfucker. He can't even do shit if I ask him a polite favor after I've been tolerating idiotic answers for months now.
It's a stupid issue, I don't really care if the garbage aren't taken out, there's always next week. But the accumulation of stupid answers like this has made me lose my shit. Thank god I had an appointment to go to. I was putting on my boots and on my way out when I asked him. I spent the next 15 minutes driving to the appointment swearing like trucker alone in my car.
And to think my mom owned a store for fifteen years and paid people that gave her the same answers that I got today... I now understand why people die of heartattacks for the dumbest reason.
I need to sell this fucking house. Hopefully the business deal I'm trying to make for next spring will work out cause I'll need to sell my house to be able to buy in.
Man you guys have no idea how much writing this shit down is helping me cool off. 10 minutes ago I was thinking of tossing everybody out on their ass.
Alright, that's enough... laugh, reply, troll I don't care. I just wanted to take it off my chest.
I feel ya dude. Been fairly fortunate overall, despite making a thread bitchin bout my roommates recently too. I mean basically I just do things to set an example. When I'm cooking something, I clean. It's not hard to do some dishes (our dishwasher is badass you barely have to wash anything just toss it in) while I sizzle up some lunch or whatever.
But damn you have some petty ass roommates. My roommate once asked me to take the garbage out and I said with ZERO hesitation "sure man, no problem" - got my jacket and dumped that shit outside. It's really not much effort to keep up good relations with your buddies.
I'd just start using paper plates and shit if I were you.
That's pretty fuckin funny he couldn't wash some other dudes fork though
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Re: OMFG guys, I want to murder my fucking roommates [Re: zappaisgod]
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Shroomism said: Damn, that part about the trash would drive me crazy too. Only take out the trash if someone helps you? What kind of dumbass bullshit is that.
I don't miss roommates. Well I live with my chick but that's a little different..
This is the problem with communism. Somebody will always get a bug up their ass that somebody else is doing less. It either collapses or evolves into totalitarianism where all are forced.
No system of government is efficient amongst our inefficient species, the republic at least is a middle ground but whether power lies in the hands of many or few everyone is fucked. Shit in, shit out.
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Shroomism said: Damn, that part about the trash would drive me crazy too. Only take out the trash if someone helps you? What kind of dumbass bullshit is that.
I don't miss roommates. Well I live with my chick but that's a little different..
This is the problem with communism. Somebody will always get a bug up their ass that somebody else is doing less. It eoither collapses or evolves into totalitarianism where all are forced.
I can always count on you to turn everything into a political talk
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Re: OMFG guys, I want to murder my fucking roommates [Re: Patlal]
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Shroomism said: Damn, that part about the trash would drive me crazy too. Only take out the trash if someone helps you? What kind of dumbass bullshit is that.
I don't miss roommates. Well I live with my chick but that's a little different..
This is the problem with communism. Somebody will always get a bug up their ass that somebody else is doing less. It eoither collapses or evolves into totalitarianism where all are forced.
I can always count on you to turn everything into a political talk
But my solution was brilliant. Hire a cleaning person that everybody pays for. Simple. No argument about who does more.
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Re: OMFG guys, I want to murder my fucking roommates [Re: zappaisgod]
#19208828 - 11/30/13 02:21 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I enjoyed the story OP.im always partial to roommate and neighbor stories.you should have me as a roommate,i enjoy cleaning,including dishes
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Re: OMFG guys, I want to murder my fucking roommates [Re: zappaisgod]
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Shroomism said: Damn, that part about the trash would drive me crazy too. Only take out the trash if someone helps you? What kind of dumbass bullshit is that.
I don't miss roommates. Well I live with my chick but that's a little different..
This is the problem with communism. Somebody will always get a bug up their ass that somebody else is doing less. It eoither collapses or evolves into totalitarianism where all are forced.
I can always count on you to turn everything into a political talk
But my solution was brilliant. Hire a cleaning person that everybody pays for. Simple. No argument about who does more.
actually pretty fuckin good solution
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Re: OMFG guys, I want to murder my fucking roommates [Re: JesusIsLord]
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OP I know what that's like. We did a guy a huge favour and let him stay with us for a while super cheap. Couldn't get his gear together at all. Left gear in his room, wouldn't clean. Who start getting upset then blasting us on facebook when we did ask him to clean up. Can't begin to fathom how some people's brains work.
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Re: OMFG guys, I want to murder my fucking roommates [Re: andrewmurray86]
#19209797 - 11/30/13 07:12 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I can feel your pain Patlal. It feels like living with brain damaged 12yr olds.

Just fucking kill them.
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Re: OMFG guys, I want to murder my fucking roommates [Re: Patlal]
#19209830 - 11/30/13 07:21 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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About the time I turned 30, I never needed a roomate again. Granted I was given one for a couple years and it once again went south.
Thank the holy heavens I now own my own house with my wife.
FUCK HOUSEMATES!
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Re: OMFG guys, I want to murder my fucking roommates [Re: 4runner] 2
#19209851 - 11/30/13 07:26 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Your wife is a roommate
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Re: OMFG guys, I want to murder my fucking roommates [Re: zappaisgod]
#19209882 - 11/30/13 07:36 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I miss the days when people vented on live journal
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JesusIsLord
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Re: OMFG guys, I want to murder my fucking roommates [Re: zappaisgod]
#19209978 - 11/30/13 08:00 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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zappaisgod said: Your wife is a roommate
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Re: OMFG guys, I want to murder my fucking roommates [Re: JesusIsLord]
#19209990 - 11/30/13 08:02 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I'm sorry to hear about your troubles.
Getting a roommate is commitment, as much as any relationship is. I got to know my current roommate for 4 months before deciding to let him move in lol.
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Re: OMFG guys, I want to murder my fucking roommates [Re: zappaisgod]
#19210003 - 11/30/13 08:07 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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zappaisgod said: Your wife is a roommate
No, she is the landLORD. 
In the best way though, she rocks
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Mush4Brains
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Re: OMFG guys, I want to murder my fucking roommates [Re: Mush4Brains]
#19210016 - 11/30/13 08:10 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Mush4Brains said: Last year, we had a good system. We would all wake up on Sunday morning, clean the entire house, make a hug ass breakfast, and then smoke out and watch football for the rest of the day. Throughout the week we would sweep/clean the coffee table as needed, and usually did a little bit of dishes, but we simply all agreed that Sunday mornings we would all get together and get shit done.
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Re: OMFG guys, I want to murder my fucking roommates [Re: Mush4Brains]
#19210057 - 11/30/13 08:21 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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it sounds like u need a girl in the house.
mebbe the dudes dun like being told to do stuff, when you could have easily done it yourself. i'm just playing devil's advocate.
in the words of michael jackson, start with the man in the mirror. be the change you want to see in the world.
if they make fun of you for being the bitch; pbbbffft.
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Re: OMFG guys, I want to murder my fucking roommates [Re: stimpson]
#19210079 - 11/30/13 08:33 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Re: OMFG guys, I want to murder my fucking roommates [Re: Patlal]
#19210124 - 11/30/13 08:45 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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i see the problem here. you're living with "men".
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Mush4Brains
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Re: OMFG guys, I want to murder my fucking roommates [Re: Mush4Brains]
#19210170 - 11/30/13 09:01 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Mush4Brains said:
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Mush4Brains said: Last year, we had a good system. We would all wake up on Sunday morning, clean the entire house, make a hug ass breakfast, and then smoke out and watch football for the rest of the day. Throughout the week we would sweep/clean the coffee table as needed, and usually did a little bit of dishes, but we simply all agreed that Sunday mornings we would all get together and get shit done.
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Re: OMFG guys, I want to murder my fucking roommates [Re: Mush4Brains]
#19210260 - 11/30/13 09:30 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Holy shit those ages... man, they need to mature up.
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Re: OMFG guys, I want to murder my fucking roommates [Re: DirtyTomFlint]
#19210386 - 11/30/13 10:11 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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DatIslandLife said: Holy shit those ages... man, they need to mature up.
Yeah, holy shit. I truly thought they had to be college roommates, but nope. That's astounding.
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Re: OMFG guys, I want to murder my fucking roommates [Re: stimpson]
#19213090 - 12/01/13 02:43 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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stimpson said:
in the words of michael jackson, start with the man in the mirror. be the change you want to see in the world.
Pretty sure Gandhi said that second part before MJ was born. They were both wrong, there's nothing you can change in yourself that will get rid of aids war rape and starvation.
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Re: OMFG guys, I want to murder my fucking roommates [Re: Repertoire89]
#19213102 - 12/01/13 02:44 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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lol well aren't you a ball of fuckin sunshine?
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Re: OMFG guys, I want to murder my fucking roommates [Re: i like cow poo]
#19213105 - 12/01/13 02:45 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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i like cow poo said: lol well aren't you a ball of fuckin sunshine?
Just keeping it real
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