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ImFukNCLUELESS
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What if fhe jar broks
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Mitchnast
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don't break the jar! do you break a LOT of jars in your regular life? what if you knew you would REALLY regret breaking the jar? Dont break it, period! you DONT want to fucking break the fucking jar! Think "Pandora's jar!" Just don't break it.
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Mitchnast
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imagine if you had a jar of mercury..... you just DON'T wanna fucking break that shit. I find it very hard to overstate the value of proper material handling.
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ImFukNCLUELESS
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Mitchnast said: Oh, y'all just hating
I collected the proto-generation specimens from discarded mattresses in the poor part of town.
Do what 
No but seriously i dig the idea just to worried to bring em to my house maybe get one and send it out for SS though how fast can u have it shipped
And i had a jar of mecury and fucking spilt it tryin to add more true story
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Edited by ImFukNCLUELESS (11/29/13 08:06 PM)
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1slow2v said: And i had a jar of mecury and fucking spilt it tryin to add more true story
This made me lol so hard
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Mitchnast
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well, i will ship as fast as any shroomery trade (check my stats) and if you have a particular preference (maybe you want them in a smaller, unbreakable container to construct your own bedbug farm from) I'm open to suggestions.
I will accept Kratom as payment just a little FYI.
Woe be to the customs agent that decides to make it his business to investigate the package thoroughly. I will replace damaged loads.
More than anything, just to say I sold bedbugs on ebay
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Mitchnast
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you can say "man, I had a Bed bug farm, then fuckers don' t grow shit!"
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Asante
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Why not remove the mesh so they can feed better?

Yes, actual bed bugs.
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#19207310 - 11/30/13 03:44 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: bed bug farm! [Re: Mitchnast] 2
#19207454 - 11/30/13 05:56 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Mitchnast said: Anybody think this is a good idea?
No
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Mitchnast said: I'm trying to sell them on eBay..... but they haven't caught on 
I wonder why
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Oh and please don't come anywhere near my house.
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Mitchnast said: well, i will ship as fast as any shroomery trade (check my stats) and if you have a particular preference (maybe you want them in a smaller, unbreakable container to construct your own bedbug farm from) I'm open to suggestions.
I will accept Kratom as payment just a little FYI.
Woe be to the customs agent that decides to make it his business to investigate the package thoroughly. I will replace damaged loads.
More than anything, just to say I sold bedbugs on ebay
I want a jar completely filled with bed bugs. It would be cool if they were alive, but I don't see that happening. I also want to know exactly how many bed bugs are in the jar.
If you could fill a jar to the brim and counted each individual bed bug, then labeled the jar with the number of bed bugs I would consider buying it.
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I think it is wonderful!
I don't think it is a good idea to buy them though...
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Re: bed bug farm! [Re: Boutang]
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Make it so the mesh gradually wears over time and finally breaks after the bed bug colony has reached peak population, unleashing a veritable horde of blood-sucking bed bugs on the unsuspecting family, neighbors, and eventual township that contains the tiny bedbug farm that started it all.
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Re: bed bug farm! [Re: deCypher]
#19208490 - 11/30/13 12:42 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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deCypher said: Make it so the mesh gradually wears over time and finally breaks after the bed bug colony has reached peak population, unleashing a veritable horde of blood-sucking bed bugs on the unsuspecting family, neighbors, and eventual township that contains the tiny bedbug farm that started it all. 
We should make a website that demystifies bed bugs and teaches people how to grow them.
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setb
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Re: bed bug farm! [Re: healing] 4
#19208512 - 11/30/13 12:49 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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The bedbuggery- wait a second.
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Mitchnast said: But they don't escape. that's the beauty. the construction is solid, and impenetrable. The shroomery practically idolizes a guy who jizzes on infertile frogspawn, creating an unholy hybrid, but nursing bedbugs, oh hell no. no no no, NOT for us! nooooo
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Re: bed bug farm! [Re: setb]
#19208693 - 11/30/13 01:48 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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setb said: The bedbuggery- wait a second.
Wait u can smoke bedbugs?
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healing
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Re: bed bug farm! [Re: Hobozen]
#19208778 - 11/30/13 02:09 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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blankk said:
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setb said: The bedbuggery- wait a second.
Wait u can smoke bedbugs?
You can. The best ROA is rectal IMO.
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setb
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Re: bed bug farm! [Re: healing]
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healing said:
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blankk said:
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setb said: The bedbuggery- wait a second.
Wait u can smoke bedbugs?
You can. The best ROA is rectal IMO.
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healing said:
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blankk said:
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setb said: The bedbuggery- wait a second.
Wait u can smoke bedbugs?
You can. The best ROA is rectal IMO.
Yes, put the "buggery" in bedbuggery!
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