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psyconaught
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so... i ordered some fleshlights...
#19207230 - 11/30/13 02:41 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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they should be here in a week or so. And if anyone is interested i'll post my experiences with them. I ordered three, all are supposed to be the most realistic for vaginal, anal, and oral sex. We'll see how they actually feel!
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Re: so... i ordered some fleshlights... [Re: psyconaught] 3
#19207266 - 11/30/13 03:05 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Most realistic? The anal one smells line shit, and the oral one complains if you try to go more than half way?
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psyconaught
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Re: so... i ordered some fleshlights... [Re: koods]
#19207271 - 11/30/13 03:07 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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koods said: Most realistic? The anal one smells line shit, and the oral one complains if you try to go more than half way?
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Re: so... i ordered some fleshlights... [Re: psyconaught]
#19207736 - 11/30/13 08:34 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Because one fleshlight isn't enough?
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Re: so... i ordered some fleshlights... [Re: Patlal]
#19208214 - 11/30/13 11:18 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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They're not that great. I bought one and I was not particularly impressed with it. I rarely use it. It's a pain to clean it every time you use it (and yourself as well because you have to use lube).
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Re: so... i ordered some fleshlights... [Re: Patlal]
#19208220 - 11/30/13 11:21 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Patlal said: Because one fleshlight isn't enough?
Remember, these are the MOST REALISTIC fleshlights, so you will need back up if the vagina one is menstruating..
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Re: so... i ordered some fleshlights... [Re: Patlal]
#19208231 - 11/30/13 11:25 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Patlal said: Because one fleshlight isn't enough?
they were on sale
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Re: so... i ordered some fleshlights... [Re: psyconaught]
#19208375 - 11/30/13 12:08 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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he explained. each one is holey different.
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Re: so... i ordered some fleshlights... [Re: koods]
#19208383 - 11/30/13 12:10 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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post results op  I've always heard they aren't that great
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Re: so... i ordered some fleshlights... [Re: koods]
#19208736 - 11/30/13 02:00 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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koods said:
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Patlal said: Because one fleshlight isn't enough?
Remember, these are the MOST REALISTIC fleshlights, so you will need back up if the vagina one is menstruating..
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Re: so... i ordered some fleshlights... [Re: Patlal]
#19210063 - 11/30/13 08:24 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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One fleshlight might be understandable. A man doesn't always have a functional willing eager woman around. Perfectly normal.
Would have terrible trouble if I had to explain to a potential GF, why I have 3 of em laying around. Sounds like a whole deliberate lifestyle in the making.
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Re: so... i ordered some fleshlights... [Re: Spacerific]
#19210106 - 11/30/13 08:40 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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do they bitch and complain if they catch u with another fleshlight
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Re: so... i ordered some fleshlights... [Re: Ultron]
#19210200 - 11/30/13 09:12 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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just fuck a microwaved water melon
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Re: so... i ordered some fleshlights... [Re: thelanzii]
#19210216 - 11/30/13 09:17 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Nemmies said: just fuck a microwaved water melon
That's the kinda of shit of have to have tried in the past to recommend. You can't make this shit up.
Listen to this man OP
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Re: so... i ordered some fleshlights... [Re: Patlal]
#19210249 - 11/30/13 09:26 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Seedless? Hate to ram a little melon seed up yer wing wang.
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Re: so... i ordered some fleshlights... [Re: koods]
#19210266 - 11/30/13 09:32 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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koods said: Remember, these are the MOST REALISTIC fleshlights, so you will need back up if the vagina one is menstruating..
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Re: so... i ordered some fleshlights... [Re: DirtyTomFlint]
#19210311 - 11/30/13 09:45 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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or jerk it with a banana peel
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Re: so... i ordered some fleshlights... [Re: DirtyTomFlint]
#19210321 - 11/30/13 09:47 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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You should try the «Poor Man's fleshlight» too. The funny thing is that I found it on a bodybuilding website XD
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Re: so... i ordered some fleshlights... [Re: psyconaught]
#19210383 - 11/30/13 10:10 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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its not bad. I wouldnt not want to buy it. I dont use it much but meh.
ima try fuck a watermelon lol
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Re: so... i ordered some fleshlights... [Re: foodsgoodtoo]
#19210758 - 12/01/13 12:10 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I bought a few back in college (buy 2 get 1 free!), they feel pretty good. Some are better than others, some are like...super-whoa so that you won't be able to last more than 5 minutes, if you're lucky. All depends on what insert you get.
Cleaning them is a pain in the ass and they're kinda big. Just not worth the hassle for me.
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Re: so... i ordered some fleshlights... [Re: psyconaught]
#19210771 - 12/01/13 12:14 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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psyconaught said: they should be here in a week or so. And if anyone is interested i'll post my experiences with them. I ordered three, all are supposed to be the most realistic for vaginal, anal, and oral sex. We'll see how they actually feel!
It'd be pretty realistic if they came used.....
Edited by Insidious (12/01/13 01:20 AM)
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Re: so... i ordered some fleshlights... [Re: Insidious]
#19211232 - 12/01/13 04:50 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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i had a $15 one that felt fucking great. wasnt very hard to clean, but not as easy as rinsing your dingaling off in the shower
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Re: so... i ordered some fleshlights... [Re: ManianFH]
#19211353 - 12/01/13 06:48 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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TheLunatik said: You should try the �Poor Man's fleshlight� too. The funny thing is that I found it on a bodybuilding website XD

Groundbreaking, life changing info right here. They don't mess around on those bodybuilding websites
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Re: so... i ordered some fleshlights... [Re: Spacerific]
#19211754 - 12/01/13 09:51 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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under normal circumstances i wouldn't even consider buying one but its been about 6 months since i've been laid and will be quite a few months before i can have sex again. And when you have the libido of needing to get off 2 to 3 times a day minimum your hand just doesn't quite cut it haha. As soon as i am around potential partners again the flashlights go in the dumpster!
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Re: so... i ordered some fleshlights... [Re: psyconaught]
#19212088 - 12/01/13 11:13 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I would imagine a fleshlight would be dishwasher safe I know a lady who sells sexs toys and she usually washes them in there
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Re: so... i ordered some fleshlights... [Re: Ultron]
#19212124 - 12/01/13 11:21 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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jonathan9301 said: I would imagine a fleshlight would be dishwasher safe I know a lady who sells sexs toys and she usually washes them in there
That's nasty. The image of a dildo next to the silverware
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Re: so... i ordered some fleshlights... [Re: koods]
#19212152 - 12/01/13 11:27 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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this headline when spoken to the right lady might actually get you lucky. maybe, just maybe.
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Re: so... i ordered some fleshlights... [Re: koods]
#19212154 - 12/01/13 11:27 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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a dildo wouldn't bother me. But the thought of my cum washing around my dished freaks me out
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Re: so... i ordered some fleshlights... [Re: WhoManBeing]
#19212156 - 12/01/13 11:28 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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WhoManBeing said: this headline when spoken to the right lady might actually get you lucky. maybe, just maybe.
I would be very grateful if you introduced me to said ladies
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Re: so... i ordered some fleshlights... [Re: psyconaught]
#19212251 - 12/01/13 11:45 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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psyconaught said: a dildo wouldn't bother me. But the thought of my cum washing around my dished freaks me out 
She never used the ones I saw they were for display purpose only lol but ppl frequently dropped the pocket pussy and got hair on it so she would throw it in a separate load in the dish washer lol
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Re: so... i ordered some fleshlights... [Re: Ultron]
#19212267 - 12/01/13 11:50 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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hairy pocket pussies hahaha holy shit thats funny
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