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InvisibleShroomopotamus
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Top the fuck story above you
    #19206595 - 11/29/13 09:41 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I lubed up some big ole titties with homemade marijuana butter and fucked em silly.

Top that Shroomery.


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Re: Top the fuck story above you [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #19206604 - 11/29/13 09:47 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I bet those titties and cock smelt real bad after you done with that lol


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Re: Top the fuck story above you [Re: CounterCulturest] * 2
    #19206622 - 11/29/13 09:51 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: Top the fuck story above you [Re: Johnny Depp]
    #19206629 - 11/29/13 09:54 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Johnny Depp said:
You should've collected up the canibutter, cum, sweat and ass juice, and given it to some stoner fuck you hate for xmas.



you foul creature :canthelpbutlaugh:


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Invisiblefee
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Re: Top the fuck story above you [Re: JesusIsLord] * 8
    #19206668 - 11/29/13 10:03 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:pedropussy:

Top that bitches


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: Top the fuck story above you [Re: fee]
    #19206672 - 11/29/13 10:05 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I think we have a winner.


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Re: Top the fuck story above you [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #19206738 - 11/29/13 10:25 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

An airforce guy was fucking a chick in the back room of a house at a party I was at, she had the shits and accidentally chocolate coated him. 

From then on, she was affectionately known as shitty shirley.


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Re: Top the fuck story above you [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #19206756 - 11/29/13 10:30 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Hop in to the "dirtiest shit you've done sexually" thread in s&r. Shit gets real...


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Re: Top the fuck story above you [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #19206785 - 11/29/13 10:36 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)



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Re: Top the fuck story above you [Re: starfire_xes]
    #19206951 - 11/29/13 11:37 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

starfire_xes said:
An airforce guy was fucking a chick in the back room of a house at a party I was at, she had the shits and accidentally chocolate coated him. 

From then on, she was affectionately known as shitty shirley.




:laugh2:


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Re: Top the fuck story above you [Re: thizzlemaniac]
    #19207086 - 11/30/13 12:49 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I want to participate but I feel like I'd degrade my image if I divulged.


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Re: Top the fuck story above you [Re: thizzlemaniac]
    #19207087 - 11/30/13 12:49 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)



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Re: Top the fuck story above you [Re: sonamdrukpa]
    #19207094 - 11/30/13 12:54 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

sonamdrukpa said:
From erowid:

Cunt Odyssey: Search for Vaginal Datapoints



Are you saying you participated in that report?


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Invisiblefee
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Re: Top the fuck story above you [Re: sonamdrukpa]
    #19207096 - 11/30/13 12:54 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah we are talking about thing you did not some bullshit you read online.


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: Top the fuck story above you [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #19207118 - 11/30/13 01:07 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Acaterpillar said:
I want to participate but I feel like I'd degrade my image if I divulged.




Go post anon in the dirtiest thing thread, then PM your number to those you trust.

Ps. Never trust anyone


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Edited by koods (11/30/13 01:07 AM)


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Re: Top the fuck story above you [Re: koods]
    #19207121 - 11/30/13 01:09 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:
Quote:

Acaterpillar said:
I want to participate but I feel like I'd degrade my image if I divulged.




Go post anon in the dirtiest thing thread, then PM your number to those you trust.

Ps. Never trust anyone





Yeah those you trust to copy and paste here with your real sn.

So yeah pm me your anonymous #, you can trust me :wink:


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: Top the fuck story above you [Re: fee] * 1
    #19208739 - 11/30/13 02:01 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

There is this bar in a tiny beach town that gets pretty bumping on long weekends.. This happened about 5 years ago just before pressed rolls took a nose dive.. I'm on 3 yellow diesels and it is getting hottttt in there, I head over to the beach and strip down.. As I'm heading out of the water I notice this dark shadow under some trees about 30 ft from where I left my clothes... I'm rolling pretty hard and drunk so I'm feeling pretty fearless I go over to check it out..

Turns out it's two people having sex on the beach, I'm not sure when they noticed me, but I'm pretty sure they knew I was there the whole time.. I was just about to go back and put some clothes on, when the girl calls out "hey you, you like watching? Come here!" They're both looking at me and have stopped fucking, so I go over and they go back to banging.

It was a warm night and maybe the E was keeping me warm, but I didn't feel nearly as cold as I would have after a midnight swim.. Now this couple going at it were both pretty attractive she had dirty blonde hair past her shoulders, pretty blue eyes, nice body, not skin and bones but not fat either, big B/small C tits that bounced just right as buddy fucked her.. Now watching them fuck is getting me pretty turned on and this girl notices, she's looking up at me and I know it's on.. I'm already hard and get down on my knees and she starts sucking..

The other guy finished up and she gets on her knees and points her nice little ass at me.. I go at it and she teases the other guy I miraculously finish on her back (E makes it so hard for me to finish) I put some clothes on and we smoked a joint and I went back to the bar with a huge smile on my face and found my friends... I always have the most random adventures when I'm rolling!


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Re: Top the fuck story above you [Re: Insidious]
    #19209337 - 11/30/13 05:16 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

That's quite the story. I think it does a good job of topping the previous one. :yesnod:


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Re: Top the fuck story above you [Re: Insidious]
    #19209360 - 11/30/13 05:25 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Insidious said:dirty story



The dirtiest part of this is doing a chick just seconds after another dude finished doing her. Unless he nutted elsewhere I wouldn't go near that vagina. I am scared to death of other men's semen.

edit: If I was high on E and some hot chick offered was nobbin me then offered me sex, I don't know...I might just get over that fear really damn quickly.

edit edit: I can't really think of a super dirty story. I had this girlfriend that was just a complete freak. She liked me to fuck her in the ass then put my dick in her mouth. She liked me to put a belt around her neck and pull on it choking her when fucking her from behind. And she would stick fingers in her ass and put them in her own mouth haha. What a little freak she was. 5 foot tall too. Little spinner.

Another time I was having a fling with this girl and was just hittin it pretty hard and her legs were up in the air. And I was just stabbing away and came out of her vagina and on the next thrust I ended up burying it in her butt all the way to the hilt. She screamed and ran to the bathroom. She came back out a few minutes later and announced that her butthole was bleeding. I felt pretty bad.


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Edited by V1rusH0st (11/30/13 05:33 PM)


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Re: Top the fuck story above you [Re: V1rusH0st]
    #19209372 - 11/30/13 05:31 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Neither of us nutted inside, I really regretted not wearing a condom.. Got checked liked right away, was okay, but definitely wouldn't have the balls to do that sober...


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