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SpitballJedi
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Re: The Official "Grow Kits Suck" Thread [Re: ImFukNCLUELESS]
#19172657 - 11/21/13 08:53 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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This is a "grow kits suck" thread, not a "PF tek sucks" thread. Take it somewhere else please.
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cronicr



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Re: The Official "Grow Kits Suck" Thread [Re: SpitballJedi]
#19172671 - 11/21/13 09:01 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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i think he is refering to the pf kits though if im right
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BittrBuffalo
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Re: The Official "Grow Kits Suck" Thread [Re: cronicr]
#19172684 - 11/21/13 09:07 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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To quote the shroom demigod:
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/13058707#13058707
Wrong. The brf/pf tek doesn't suck. Only persons who can't follow directions suck. There is no other substrate for cubensis that will return a higher biological efficiency than brown rice flour and vermiculite, and there's no other method that will take one from spores to finished product in less time.
If one wishes to grow in bulk, there's other methods that will return a higher yield, but in no way does one method render another method as 'sucking'. RR
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BittrBuffalo
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Re: The Official "Grow Kits Suck" Thread [Re: BittrBuffalo]
#19172718 - 11/21/13 09:18 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I'd argue that the non-PF tek kits suck WAAAY worse, if only because at least the PF tek is a proven method that is basically foolproof and WILL produce results unless you're a complete fuckoff. Non-PF tek kits generally peddle some sort of jive-ass unproven corner-cutting shit that's supposed to be "easier" than tried-and-true methods. If the PF tek is just too strenuous and time consuming, you better take that one to the grave and remember to take your goddamn adderall next time.
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Edited by BittrBuffalo (11/21/13 09:32 PM)
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MastaBlastar
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Re: The Official "Grow Kits Suck" Thread [Re: BittrBuffalo]
#19173978 - 11/22/13 08:09 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Just to be clear, the "kit" I was "suggesting" WOULD be cost prohibitive, and would be better as a bulk growers supplies FAQ, as you get most of it the cheapest of Amazon. The ONLY way it would be able to make ANY money, is if you made THOUSANDS of them, and got all the supplies cheap as can be, and even then you would have a LOT of failure. After all, how is someone who cannot do the simplistic PFtek going to be able to pasteurize properly, have proper sterile technique, ect. Most of this is just learned from trial and error, as I for one had no-one showing me what to do(other than RR videos and this site that is). Now mycology supports my way of life. Comfortably. I have plenty of food and a party is never dull when I show up.
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Edited by MastaBlastar (11/22/13 08:24 AM)
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anne halonium
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Re: The Official "Grow Kits Suck" Thread [Re: MastaBlastar]
#19173996 - 11/22/13 08:15 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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results with PF tek, depend on skill. most are lame, some are fantastic.
no kit , can replace skill. they only offer luck.
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MastaBlastar
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Re: The Official "Grow Kits Suck" Thread [Re: anne halonium]
#19174033 - 11/22/13 08:25 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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No wonder some people get ignored by 71 people...
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anne halonium
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Quote:
MastaBlastar said: No wonder some people get ignored by 71 people...
its counterproductive, to focus on the lost souls.

this thread is about the ones we save from a kit of eternal damnation. can i get an amen?
( and remember, ostrich prefer annie over all competitors )
Edited by anne halonium (11/22/13 08:32 AM)
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MastaBlastar
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You are very....opinionated and sure of yourself. And also its the short time you accomplished this in, I am guessing this is not your first or only account.
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Edited by MastaBlastar (11/22/13 08:36 AM)
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bodhisatta 
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MastaBlastar said: No wonder some people get ignored by 71 people...
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MastaBlastar said: You are very....opinionated and sure of yourself. And also its the short time you accomplished this in, I am guessing this is not your first or only account.
It's pretty easy to see you're just as annoying as her. My advice learn how to distill anything good from everyones posts. If your worried about seeing her shit and being tainted by it then work on yourself. You're getting all off topic in spaceball's thread. If anne is a troll then you're helping her out immensely, this would be just what she wants. Either ignore her, grow up, or move on. No one else needs to see more anne this and that everyone knows. You're acting like a puppet by going on and on about it. It's gotten to the point where people posting right after anne is just as bad as anne posting. Please don't make the litter heap bigger for fucks sake. At least some of anne's posts have a bit of truth to them while your posts were just useless.
Come here, learn, and then go grow some. If you want to keep drama here then by all means go to the other sub forums.
Troll's are only as strong as their enablers.
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anne halonium
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im anne halonium. glad to meet ya. no sock puppet could meet my standards, if thats what you imply. people are aware im here. and its no secret, i despise kits.
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Edited by anne halonium (11/22/13 08:55 AM)
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bodhisatta 
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I hate kits too so why not be adults together in this thread, and when you talk about ferts in a different thread I can be your skeptic. No need to be a noob about it.
Think about it. Is anne's advice about grow kits laced with her other rhetoric?
either way I'm starting to hate keyboard warriors more than trolls.
There's an abundance of why grow kits suck here. That's the only point here. Let's try to keep that point flowing.
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BittrBuffalo
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bodhisatta said: I hate kits too so why not be adults together in this thread, and when you talk about ferts in a different thread I can be your skeptic. No need to be a noob about it.
Think about it. Is anne's advice about grow kits laced with her other rhetoric?
either way I'm starting to hate keyboard warriors more than trolls.
There's an abundance of why grow kits suck here. That's the only point here. Let's try to keep that point flowing.
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bodhisatta 
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Ha, I'm rather calm about my distaste for grow kits and bandwidth wasting posts.
Click on the first link in my signature. I included some of the first posts I ever made here in my thread. It's pretty obvious to see how infectious grow kits are.
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BittrBuffalo
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I was making fun of keyboard warriors.
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bodhisatta 
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Yea some people do feel like they need to get the last word in for some reason as if someone else's thread is their child.
My first grow kit, already an issue Another grow kit mishap today
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Pumert said: I just wanted to cut corners one time my first go around,
ive studied the process for yeaaaars and truelly appreciate this fruit body that has helped our species evolve.
Here's some more essence of why kits suck.
I appreciate hamburgers... goes to mcdonalds...
Edited by Trusted cuItivator (11/22/13 02:04 PM)
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SpitballJedi
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bodhisatta said: ...spaceball's...

yes. please please please stay on topic.
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BittrBuffalo
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bodhisatta said: Yea some people do feel like they need to get the last word in for some reason as if someone else's thread is their child.
My first grow kit, already an issue Another grow kit mishap today
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Pumert said: I just wanted to cut corners one time my first go around,
ive studied the process for yeaaaars and truelly appreciate this fruit body that has helped our species evolve.
Here's some more essence of why kits suck.
I appreciate hamburgers... goes to mcdonalds...
I don't know, that guy makes me suspicious. I can't put my finger on it.
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Valyr
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Re: The Official "Grow Kits Are The Introduction To Mycology And A Must For All Noobs" Thread [Re: Pastywhyte]
#19206376 - 11/29/13 08:36 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Oh man I just gave up. Too many pages to read through lol. Very funny thread though. Maybe Ill read a page a day before bed so I can laugh.
I got a growkit too  It encompassed: A book (mushroom cultivator) A movie (rr's videos) A syringe from lil'shop of spores. Love them guys and a trip to my local walmart.
Though I do admit I always bought my pf cakes from a vendor premade cause I did not have a pressure cooker yet and didnt want to risk steam in a pot cause I live in very bad conditions for sterility purposes lol. Soon as I did buy one I went to wbs and bulk.
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wayneshy465
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Re: The Official "Grow Kits Are The Introduction To Mycology And A Must For All Noobs" Thread [Re: Valyr]
#19206469 - 11/29/13 09:04 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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To me personally grow kits are for the lazy mycologist or should I say for the person who has little patients. Not including it takes all the fun out of doing it on your plus it feels much more rewarding when its all said and done and you have have a pile of lovely shrooms that you created from start to finish. That's just my take on grow kits. Happy shrooming!
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