Home | Community | Message Board


This site includes paid links. Please support our sponsors.


Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Shop: Original Sensible Seeds Bulk Cannabis Seeds   Left Coast Kratom Buy Kratom Capsules   Kraken Kratom Buy Kratom Powder & Leaf   North Spore North Spore Mushroom Grow Kits & Cultivation Supplies

Jump to first unread post Pages: < Back | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | Next >  [ show all ]
OfflineImFukNCLUELESS
I SPIT ON PEOPLE
 User Gallery

Registered: 11/19/12
Posts: 1,580
Last seen: 9 years, 1 month
Re: bed bug farm! [Re: Mitchnast]
    #19206223 - 11/29/13 07:57 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

What if fhe jar broks


--------------------
how to pass a drug test
FOO MAN'S WBS TEK
damions5050's coir tek
DONATE TO THE  "IM FUCKING BROKE FUND" 1PtqhURaxtCpGpeUBNqeZi7XnmKwWe8WWf

"my girl said it's OK to have a little penis
I prefer she didnt have a penis at all"-prisoner#1


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineMitchnast
Toadmonger
Male User Gallery


Registered: 10/27/99
Posts: 8,656
Loc: Okanagan Flag
Last seen: 5 days, 7 hours
Re: bed bug farm! [Re: ImFukNCLUELESS]
    #19206248 - 11/29/13 08:02 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

don't break the jar!  do you break a LOT of jars in your regular life?  what if you knew you would REALLY regret breaking the jar?
Dont break it, period!  you DONT want to fucking break the fucking jar!  Think "Pandora's jar!"  Just don't break it.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineMitchnast
Toadmonger
Male User Gallery


Registered: 10/27/99
Posts: 8,656
Loc: Okanagan Flag
Last seen: 5 days, 7 hours
Re: bed bug farm! [Re: Mitchnast]
    #19206255 - 11/29/13 08:04 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

imagine if you had a jar of mercury..... you just DON'T wanna fucking break that shit.  I find it very hard to overstate the value of proper material handling.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineImFukNCLUELESS
I SPIT ON PEOPLE
 User Gallery

Registered: 11/19/12
Posts: 1,580
Last seen: 9 years, 1 month
Re: bed bug farm! [Re: Mitchnast]
    #19206263 - 11/29/13 08:05 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Mitchnast said:
Oh, y'all just hating

I collected the proto-generation specimens from discarded mattresses in the poor part of town. 



Do what :laugh2:

No but seriously i dig the idea just to worried to bring em to my house maybe get one and send it out for SS though how fast can u have it shipped

And i had a jar of mecury and fucking spilt it tryin to add more true story


--------------------
how to pass a drug test
FOO MAN'S WBS TEK
damions5050's coir tek
DONATE TO THE  "IM FUCKING BROKE FUND" 1PtqhURaxtCpGpeUBNqeZi7XnmKwWe8WWf

"my girl said it's OK to have a little penis
I prefer she didnt have a penis at all"-prisoner#1


Edited by ImFukNCLUELESS (11/29/13 08:06 PM)


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineDirtyTomFlint
( ಥـْـِـِـِـْಥ)
Male User Gallery


Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 11/26/13
Posts: 1,879
Loc: United Kingdom Flag
Last seen: 1 year, 2 months
Re: bed bug farm! [Re: ImFukNCLUELESS]
    #19206276 - 11/29/13 08:09 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

1slow2v said:
And i had a jar of mecury and fucking spilt it tryin to add more true story




This made me lol so hard


--------------------




Know Your Body, Know Your Mind, Know Your Substance, Know Your Source


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineMitchnast
Toadmonger
Male User Gallery


Registered: 10/27/99
Posts: 8,656
Loc: Okanagan Flag
Last seen: 5 days, 7 hours
Re: bed bug farm! [Re: ImFukNCLUELESS]
    #19206278 - 11/29/13 08:10 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

well, i will ship as fast as any shroomery trade (check my stats)  and if you have a particular preference (maybe you want them in a smaller, unbreakable container to construct your own bedbug farm from) I'm open to suggestions. 

I will accept Kratom as payment :smile:  just a little FYI.

Woe be to the customs agent that decides to make it his business to investigate the package thoroughly. 
I will replace damaged loads.

More than anything, just to say I sold bedbugs on ebay


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineMitchnast
Toadmonger
Male User Gallery


Registered: 10/27/99
Posts: 8,656
Loc: Okanagan Flag
Last seen: 5 days, 7 hours
Re: bed bug farm! [Re: Mitchnast]
    #19207219 - 11/30/13 02:26 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

you can say "man, I had a Bed bug farm, then fuckers don'
t grow shit!"


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleAsante
Mage
Male User Gallery

Registered: 02/06/02
Posts: 87,002
Re: bed bug farm! [Re: Mitchnast]
    #19207304 - 11/30/13 03:39 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Why not remove the mesh so they can feed better?





Yes, actual bed bugs.


--------------------
Omnicyclion.org
higher knowledge starts here


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleShroomismM
Space Travellin
Male User Gallery

Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 02/13/00
Posts: 66,015
Loc: 9th Dimension Flag
Re: bed bug farm! [Re: Asante] * 2
    #19207310 - 11/30/13 03:44 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:megacrankey:


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineConstantine
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I'm a teapot


Registered: 05/01/11
Posts: 4,643
Loc: Flag
Last seen: 1 year, 3 months
Re: bed bug farm! [Re: Mitchnast] * 2
    #19207454 - 11/30/13 05:56 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Mitchnast said:
Anybody think this is a good idea?




No

Quote:

Mitchnast said:
I'm trying to sell them on eBay.....  but they haven't caught on :frown:




I wonder why


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineConstantine
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I'm a teapot


Registered: 05/01/11
Posts: 4,643
Loc: Flag
Last seen: 1 year, 3 months
Re: bed bug farm! [Re: Mitchnast]
    #19207456 - 11/30/13 05:57 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Oh and please don't come anywhere near my house.


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinehealing
Strangest
Female


Registered: 02/22/11
Posts: 6,565
Loc: the universe, the milky w...
Last seen: 6 years, 7 months
Re: bed bug farm! [Re: Mitchnast]
    #19207506 - 11/30/13 06:29 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Mitchnast said:
well, i will ship as fast as any shroomery trade (check my stats)  and if you have a particular preference (maybe you want them in a smaller, unbreakable container to construct your own bedbug farm from) I'm open to suggestions. 

I will accept Kratom as payment :smile:  just a little FYI.

Woe be to the customs agent that decides to make it his business to investigate the package thoroughly. 
I will replace damaged loads.

More than anything, just to say I sold bedbugs on ebay




I want a jar completely filled with bed bugs. It would be cool if they were alive, but I don't see that happening. I also want to know exactly how many bed bugs are in the jar.

If you could fill a jar to the brim and counted each individual bed bug, then labeled the jar with the number of bed bugs I would consider buying it.


--------------------
Open mind, open heart, open book.



Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleBoutang
AKMC
 User Gallery


Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 1,660
Re: bed bug farm! [Re: Mitchnast]
    #19207579 - 11/30/13 07:12 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:brilliant:

I think it is wonderful! 

I don't think it is a good idea to buy them though...


--------------------

North to the future is our motto I'm still up north no future to follow
We do these things and we don't give a fuck, we fire up a blunt in the car bumping Cougnut.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibledeCypher
 User Gallery


Registered: 02/10/08
Posts: 56,232
Re: bed bug farm! [Re: Boutang]
    #19208467 - 11/30/13 12:35 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Make it so the mesh gradually wears over time and finally breaks after the bed bug colony has reached peak population, unleashing a veritable horde of blood-sucking bed bugs on the unsuspecting family, neighbors, and eventual township that contains the tiny bedbug farm that started it all.  :satansmoking:


--------------------
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinehealing
Strangest
Female


Registered: 02/22/11
Posts: 6,565
Loc: the universe, the milky w...
Last seen: 6 years, 7 months
Re: bed bug farm! [Re: deCypher]
    #19208490 - 11/30/13 12:42 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

deCypher said:
Make it so the mesh gradually wears over time and finally breaks after the bed bug colony has reached peak population, unleashing a veritable horde of blood-sucking bed bugs on the unsuspecting family, neighbors, and eventual township that contains the tiny bedbug farm that started it all.  :satansmoking:




We should make a website that demystifies bed bugs and teaches people how to grow them.


--------------------
Open mind, open heart, open book.



Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblesetb
10th level beer nerd

Registered: 01/30/11
Posts: 2,580
Re: bed bug farm! [Re: healing] * 4
    #19208512 - 11/30/13 12:49 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

The bedbuggery- wait a second.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleV1rusH0st
¸.♥´´¯`•.¸¸.ღƸ̵Ӝ̵Ʒ
Male User Gallery


Registered: 07/02/13
Posts: 900
Loc: Hyperspace
Re: bed bug farm! [Re: Mitchnast]
    #19208672 - 11/30/13 01:42 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Mitchnast said:
But they don't escape.  that's the beauty.  the construction is solid, and impenetrable. 
The shroomery practically idolizes a guy who jizzes on infertile frogspawn, creating an unholy hybrid, but nursing bedbugs, oh hell no. no no no, NOT for us! nooooo




:ilold:


--------------------

"They are trained to believe, not to know. Belief can be manipulated. Only knowledge is dangerous." Frank Herbert


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleHobozen
 User Gallery

Registered: 11/03/11
Posts: 10,634
Loc: Flag
Re: bed bug farm! [Re: setb]
    #19208693 - 11/30/13 01:48 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

setb said:
The bedbuggery- wait a second.




Wait u can smoke bedbugs?


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinehealing
Strangest
Female


Registered: 02/22/11
Posts: 6,565
Loc: the universe, the milky w...
Last seen: 6 years, 7 months
Re: bed bug farm! [Re: Hobozen]
    #19208778 - 11/30/13 02:09 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

blankk said:
Quote:

setb said:
The bedbuggery- wait a second.




Wait u can smoke bedbugs?




You can. The best ROA is rectal IMO.


--------------------
Open mind, open heart, open book.



Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblesetb
10th level beer nerd

Registered: 01/30/11
Posts: 2,580
Re: bed bug farm! [Re: healing]
    #19208903 - 11/30/13 02:46 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

healing said:
Quote:

blankk said:
Quote:

setb said:
The bedbuggery- wait a second.




Wait u can smoke bedbugs?




You can. The best ROA is rectal IMO.



Quote:

healing said:
Quote:

blankk said:
Quote:

setb said:
The bedbuggery- wait a second.




Wait u can smoke bedbugs?




You can. The best ROA is rectal IMO.




Yes, put the "buggery" in bedbuggery!


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Jump to top Pages: < Back | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | Next >  [ show all ]

Shop: Original Sensible Seeds Bulk Cannabis Seeds   Left Coast Kratom Buy Kratom Capsules   Kraken Kratom Buy Kratom Powder & Leaf   North Spore North Spore Mushroom Grow Kits & Cultivation Supplies


Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* bed time YouEnjoyMyself 781 18 10/12/04 04:48 PM
by YouEnjoyMyself
* im going to bed KingOftheThing 535 6 02/10/06 10:30 PM
by Ripple
* New mitchnast drawing Mitchnast 989 6 12/16/05 02:23 AM
by Mitchnast
* don't let the bed bugs bite..... mycopsycho 524 5 08/31/04 06:14 AM
by mycopsycho
* Bedbugs suck. how i got rid of them.
( 1 2 all )
galadar 5,034 33 11/12/09 03:05 PM
by DSHSB
* Who has dealt with bedbugs?
( 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 all )
danielx 3,088 146 09/30/16 06:10 PM
by The5thElement
* stenciling (graf) purity 2,756 8 02/23/09 09:45 PM
by purity
* stencil art. Artnotwar 1,191 12 09/26/08 08:41 PM
by skin_

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: Entire Staff
5,126 topic views. 1 members, 42 guests and 47 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Show Images Only | Sort by Score | Print Topic ]
Search this thread:

Copyright 1997-2024 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.029 seconds spending 0.007 seconds on 14 queries.