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I didn't think you were serious, but yeah, you are. I don't want those little fucks anywhere near my house.
I suppose you are trying to imitate crab revenge, eh? Good luck.
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Re: bed bug farm! [Re: setb] 1
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pretty sure there's no market for bedbugs
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Re: bed bug farm! [Re: Hobozen]
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theres a market for anything if its sold by the right guy
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Re: bed bug farm! [Re: setb]
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setb said: I didn't think you were serious, but yeah, you are. I don't want those little fucks anywhere near my house.
I suppose you are trying to imitate crab revenge, eh? Good luck.
I explicitly declare that my bedbugs are not for revenge! O evil!
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Re: bed bug farm! [Re: Mitchnast] 2
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Ew why the fuck do you have jars of bedbugs dude? One of those little fuckers escapes and all hell breaks loose
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Bid placed.. I think that's great you are their food. Great idea. You only have 10 available, though?
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But they don't escape. that's the beauty. the construction is solid, and impenetrable. The shroomery practically idolizes a guy who jizzes on infertile frogspawn, creating an unholy hybrid, but nursing bedbugs, oh hell no. no no no, NOT for us! nooooo
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i can make more,  unlimited supply!!!
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free shipping for shroomerites
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K... I'm the guy who placed the bid. Can't fucking wait..
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Ok, I just looked on Ebay and couldn't find any--I assume you've been bought out of stock?
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Re: bed bug farm! [Re: shLong]
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That was mean.. I didn't bid. I figured I'd troll with ya, but I'm no good at it.
It's a semi neat idea, just not with bed bugs and not needing to feed off you.
So, how do you have bed bugs and how do YOU feed em?
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"bed bug farm"
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Re: bed bug farm! [Re: shLong]
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#19206127 - 11/29/13 07:32 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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" just put the mesh against your skin and they will feed off of you, engorge with blood and then return to their hides, "
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I see, must have been something to do with me looking on ebay.ca
RP, the point you are missing is that ants build cool looking, intricate tunnel systems--and are a social creature with interesting activities to observe.
Sea Monkeys? They play baseball, ride around on sea horses, and elect kings--what's not to like?
But bed bugs... as far as I know, all that you would get from a bed bug farm is a horrible crawling mass of nightmare inducing bed bugs.
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Re: bed bug farm! [Re: Hobozen] 2
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"just put the mesh against your skin and they will feed off of you, engorge with blood and then return to their hides, "
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Quote:
Mitchnast said:
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setb said: I didn't think you were serious, but yeah, you are. I don't want those little fucks anywhere near my house.
I suppose you are trying to imitate crab revenge, eh? Good luck.
I explicitly declare that my bedbugs are not for revenge! O evil!
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Re: bed bug farm! *DELETED* [Re: setb]
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ImFukNCLUELESS
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What if fhe jar broks
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don't break the jar! do you break a LOT of jars in your regular life? what if you knew you would REALLY regret breaking the jar? Dont break it, period! you DONT want to fucking break the fucking jar! Think "Pandora's jar!" Just don't break it.
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imagine if you had a jar of mercury..... you just DON'T wanna fucking break that shit. I find it very hard to overstate the value of proper material handling.
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Mitchnast said: Oh, y'all just hating
I collected the proto-generation specimens from discarded mattresses in the poor part of town.
Do what 
No but seriously i dig the idea just to worried to bring em to my house maybe get one and send it out for SS though how fast can u have it shipped
And i had a jar of mecury and fucking spilt it tryin to add more true story
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This made me lol so hard
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well, i will ship as fast as any shroomery trade (check my stats) and if you have a particular preference (maybe you want them in a smaller, unbreakable container to construct your own bedbug farm from) I'm open to suggestions.
I will accept Kratom as payment just a little FYI.
Woe be to the customs agent that decides to make it his business to investigate the package thoroughly. I will replace damaged loads.
More than anything, just to say I sold bedbugs on ebay
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you can say "man, I had a Bed bug farm, then fuckers don' t grow shit!"
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Why not remove the mesh so they can feed better?

Yes, actual bed bugs.
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Mitchnast said: Anybody think this is a good idea?
No
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Mitchnast said: I'm trying to sell them on eBay..... but they haven't caught on 
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Mitchnast said: well, i will ship as fast as any shroomery trade (check my stats) and if you have a particular preference (maybe you want them in a smaller, unbreakable container to construct your own bedbug farm from) I'm open to suggestions.
I will accept Kratom as payment just a little FYI.
Woe be to the customs agent that decides to make it his business to investigate the package thoroughly. I will replace damaged loads.
More than anything, just to say I sold bedbugs on ebay
I want a jar completely filled with bed bugs. It would be cool if they were alive, but I don't see that happening. I also want to know exactly how many bed bugs are in the jar.
If you could fill a jar to the brim and counted each individual bed bug, then labeled the jar with the number of bed bugs I would consider buying it.
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I think it is wonderful!
I don't think it is a good idea to buy them though...
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Re: bed bug farm! [Re: Boutang]
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Make it so the mesh gradually wears over time and finally breaks after the bed bug colony has reached peak population, unleashing a veritable horde of blood-sucking bed bugs on the unsuspecting family, neighbors, and eventual township that contains the tiny bedbug farm that started it all.
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Re: bed bug farm! [Re: deCypher]
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deCypher said: Make it so the mesh gradually wears over time and finally breaks after the bed bug colony has reached peak population, unleashing a veritable horde of blood-sucking bed bugs on the unsuspecting family, neighbors, and eventual township that contains the tiny bedbug farm that started it all. 
We should make a website that demystifies bed bugs and teaches people how to grow them.
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Re: bed bug farm! [Re: healing] 4
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The bedbuggery- wait a second.
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Mitchnast said: But they don't escape. that's the beauty. the construction is solid, and impenetrable. The shroomery practically idolizes a guy who jizzes on infertile frogspawn, creating an unholy hybrid, but nursing bedbugs, oh hell no. no no no, NOT for us! nooooo
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Re: bed bug farm! [Re: setb]
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setb said: The bedbuggery- wait a second.
Wait u can smoke bedbugs?
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Re: bed bug farm! [Re: Hobozen]
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setb said: The bedbuggery- wait a second.
Wait u can smoke bedbugs?
You can. The best ROA is rectal IMO.
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Re: bed bug farm! [Re: healing]
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healing said:
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setb said: The bedbuggery- wait a second.
Wait u can smoke bedbugs?
You can. The best ROA is rectal IMO.
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healing said:
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blankk said:
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setb said: The bedbuggery- wait a second.
Wait u can smoke bedbugs?
You can. The best ROA is rectal IMO.
Yes, put the "buggery" in bedbuggery!
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Mitchnast said: I collected the proto-generation specimens from discarded mattresses in the poor part of town.

This thread is gold!
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I laughed my ass off at that part too
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Since this seems to be such a hot item I am going to offer bedbug farm insurance. A very affordable yearly fee will allow you to grow and care for your bedbugs worry-free.
Should your bedbugs become the victim of an unwitting family member or roomate's pesticide application, or should your bugs die after having a taste of your caustic drug and alcohol laced blood, I will personally go to a <$20/night rooming house and then ship my luggage to you after a few days. Soon they'll be hatching and you'll be a'scratching!
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Who in their right mind would bring bed bugs intentionally into their home? Those bastards are impossible to get rid of once they have nested. Sorry OP but even in a jar I say no to bed bugs
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Re: bed bug farm! [Re: healing]
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healing said:
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blankk said:
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setb said: The bedbuggery- wait a second.
Wait u can smoke bedbugs?
You can. The best ROA is rectal IMO.

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Re: bed bug farm! [Re: Larabar]
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My very first bedbug farm has been ordered and is packaged and ready to ship tomorrow. YAY INTERNET!
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Mitchnast said: My very first bedbug farm has been ordered and is packaged and ready to ship tomorrow. YAY INTERNET!
Congrats OP.
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that is the greatest thing i've ever seen;
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just wait! you aint seen nothing yet! STAY TUNED!
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Mitchnast said: I made a little happy face stencil.
 Feeding the bugs via stencil produces an awesome pink, temporary tattoo! sadly, i nodded off and the stencil slipped a bit, Probably a good idea to tape it in place, or you get a fucked up happy face. And I don't mean the good kind.

this is priceless
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Sorry dude but that is just disgusting.
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I was i was all like, then i was like, now I'm like.
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Well, not everybody is into bodyart.
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Mitchnast said: So, this time I taped the stencil on.

The effect? Pretty Bad-ass I'd say.

That's actually pretty cool I reckon.
A tattoo machine, a pet and a science experiment all rolled into one.
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Interesting...
PH-417 is what the call it. Can anyone find a more descriptive chemical name or some info on the bio mechanism behind this absolutely disgusting new drug?
Also what is the best strain of bb for a heady high?
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From what I understand that is fake...
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omg, I lived in an attached rowhouse that shared a wall with another home - the people next door had bedbugs and had the same landlord, so he informed us while waiting on an exterminator. We literally sprayed poison anywhere that they could come through, everyday, multiple times a day, and coated the place in some kind of powdery substance, we washed every single fabricky thing on the hottest setting possible as a precaution.
I moved by bed away from the wall, and probably caused myself more damage spraying pesticide/poison everywhere, but they never breached our defenses. I still had so many issues sleeping thinking about how many of them were probably living in the shared wall - Philly is the worst city for bedbugs or 2nd worst after NYC and you can get them just by coming into contact with people who have them, as they'll hitch rides on clothing - holy shit, I got so paranoid riding the subway sandwiched between people during rush hour.
ugh. my worst nightmare. I will forever be paranoid about guests bringing them in, and used furniture.
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