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OfflineSpiritualExplorer
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14g of Shrooms for First Trip
    #19203472 - 11/29/13 03:02 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I know a lot of you guys are gonna say I'm an idiot for doing this :tongue:
I really should have hid the rest of my shrooms before I tripped, but I started out with 7g, then part of me just HAD to eat the rest.
But I'm getting ahead of myself.

First I sat down to my computer at about 2am-ish after eating 7g of powdered shrooms. I sat there for a few minutes watching The Little Mermaid. I was starting to feel almost a bit of a weed high, and my thoughts were starting to race. When the movie got to the part with the seagull telling the mermaid that a fork is actually called a dinglehopper, I jumped out of my seat and walked downstairs to get me my own dinglehopper. On my way back up I looked at the trees through the front door window, and they all seemed to be dancing in weird, funny patterns.
Suddenly, I felt the need to go into my basement in the dark with nothing but a flashlight, my dinglehopper, and a rubber alligator I found as company. Things were starting to melt and blur in my vision a bit, kind of like the air above a grill shimmers and shakes.
So I went down into the basement, a hands free flashlight clipped to my pants, my alligator in my left hand, and my dinglehopper in my right. I starting babbling to the alligator about how we have to save the princess and get the treasure down here.
I ended up finding nothing down there at all, so I went back upstairs, and ate the other 7g.

After awhile, things were waving, melting like crazy. I saw some shadowy shape on my blinds in my room, and I babbled, "THE HABABABABA-THE HABABABA- THE HABABAHABBAHIBBITYHABHOBBITYBOBBLER IS HERE". I then looked at this old lamp I have in my room. It looked like the lamp was dancing in front of me, like it was alive. It was so colorful and beautiful. I then blurted out, "This lamp- is me. Yet is not me. If I was turned into a lamp, this would be me. This lamp knows me, has been through so many memories. It holds my memories, it has seen so much."

I hopped back onto my computer and had the overwhelming urge to talk to this girl I've never really talked to online. We were actually holding a really good conversation and she knew I was tripping lol.

I then remembered reading somewhere that you should NEVER look into a mirror while tripping. Me being part ballsy, part stupid, and part curious toddled to my bathroom, looked right at my reflection in the mirror. I could see myself in all parts of my life at once. I could see myself as a 70 year old man, yet at the same time I saw myself as an 8 year old kid.

I suddenly started laughing like a psycho, and saw myself in the mirror just flat out losing my mind and coming undone. I started forgetting which side of the mirror was me. I couldn't tell if I was the reflection, or the real me. I babbled out, "I AM THE HIBHABHOBBITYBOBBLER. I AM AN INESCAPABLE PART OF HUMANITY. WE ALL ARE HIBBYHABBAhOBBITYBOBBLERS." I then started making conversation with my reflection, or what I think was a reflection-induced double personality. He was an alright guy, kinda crazy, but alright.
That was my que to get the hell out of there and stop looking at the mirror lol. :eek:

I found this penguin hat in my room, and put it on my head. When I took it off, I felt naked and unnatural. But with it on, I felt so comfortable, and all-powerful. I still had my alligator, and I named it the Hibbibibbitybihibbidybibbler. Remember the lamp? I went over and got my lamp, and put it right next to my computer chair. I named it Lazlo the Lonely Lamp. Because that lamp has been in the unused room in my house for years. And he has no friends.

I was still talking to that girl, and we were still having a great talk. Even though I was tripping so hard that the text on the screen was moving all over, my whole screen was just this waving thing.
I kept looking to my left side, feeling a presence, and looking up to see Lazlo the Lonely Lamp. I look up at the lamp and shout, "LAZLO, WHEN DID YOU GET HERE?" several times. I kept forgetting I put Lazlo right next to me.

I then had to go to the bathroom. So I went to the bathroom, and looked at myself in the mirror.

This is when it gets REALLY crazy.

I stared at myself in the penguin hat, and bellowed in a voice sounding like it was in slow motion, "This is the natural form. This is what human beings were meant to look like. PENGUIN HAT. PENGUIN HAT. PENGUIN HAAAAAT. Why is this form.. so natural."
I then crossed my arms, struck a pose, and feeling very god-like, said, matter of factly, in a strange but official-sounding accent, "I.... am an Aztec god." I repeated that for quite awhile. After that, I started seeing some kind of strange, alien-looking lettering in my vision. It seemed so strange yet so familiar. I could catch the occasional words I could understand in the lettering: 9/11 Conspiracy. I said to myself, in slow motion, "9/11 was an inside job.. conspiracy..AZTEC...AZTEC..AZTEC.."
I then changed the alligator's name to the Hibbidybibbidyhibhabadoptogator. At least his names have the word gator in them now.

My bedroom door seemed like it was phasing in and out of this plane of reality. It was a journey in itself to find the doorknob lol. Everything I looked at was waving violently, with hues of red, yellow, orange, and blue thrown in.

I started to feel as if I was a prophet: Here's some quotes;
"What is time, but a flowing river which we can dab our toes into?"

"I found a penguin hat. I like it. It is my beautiful penguin hat.
I am never taking this penguin hat off. For I am an Aztec God."

"I found a penguin hat. I like it. It is my beautiful penguin hat.
There has never been a truer statement in this plane of reality."

"I guess he's not so lonely anymore. Now he's Lazlo the Luxurious Lamp, with friends."

"My mother just tried to chain me to her and hide the world from me. She did not let me see how things are she distorted reality Jabba the MOMMMMMMMMMM"

"I AM A WARRIOR. Lol sorry. I could delete that but it is shal be written withen the fabric of time for the best."

"I need to get a wolf hat/
PLEASE. The penguin hat will do for now. But I am meant to have the wolf hat of the similar quality quantity."

I went to bed soon after, I wanted my trip to die down a bit because I had to work later.

But all in all.. It was an eye opening experience. A crazy but interesting journey through the human psyche, different perspectives on time. Definitely not something to do recreationally/often, but can be a great journey once in awhile.


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Re: 14g of Shrooms for First Trip [Re: SpiritualExplorer]
    #19203495 - 11/29/13 03:22 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

interesting trip :cool::thumbup:


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Re: 14g of Shrooms for First Trip [Re: zZZz]
    #19203654 - 11/29/13 05:35 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

heroic
ill endorse it.
all the luv:heart:


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Re: 14g of Shrooms for First Trip [Re: anne halonium]
    #19205036 - 11/29/13 02:17 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

"PENGUIN HAAAAAT"  :lol:

Sounds like a hibbiditibobbity rediculopolus time

I think if you can handle a 14g trip your first time and still want to do it again you can handle anything.

Thanks for the read!


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Re: 14g of Shrooms for First Trip [Re: FrozenHappiness]
    #19205057 - 11/29/13 02:21 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I never really understood the concept of taking  some mushrooms, tripping, then taking more immediately. The tolerance build up is phenomenal and every time I've done that it's been disappointing and a waste of holy food.

However, I am very glad that you had this spiritual first-time experience. Welcome to the forums and the world of psychedelics :smile:


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Re: 14g of Shrooms for First Trip [Re: DirtyTomFlint]
    #19205338 - 11/29/13 03:36 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

DatIslandLife said:
waste of holy food.





depends on the amount of holy food ya have.
sometimes , its thanxgiving.

whats a half P, dry, and a half dozen friends,
gonna do on a holiday weekend anyway?


mice, who learn to make cheese,
youll have to expect some binge-ing.


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Re: 14g of Shrooms for First Trip [Re: anne halonium]
    #19205898 - 11/29/13 06:24 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

This is the greatest thing I've ever read...xD


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Re: 14g of Shrooms for First Trip [Re: Clietus]
    #19205941 - 11/29/13 06:38 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

great write up.  great trip.  hit the nail on the head.


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Re: 14g of Shrooms for First Trip [Re: anne halonium]
    #19206509 - 11/29/13 09:14 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

This is the greatest thing I've ever read...xD


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Re: 14g of Shrooms for First Trip [Re: FrozenHappiness]
    #19213779 - 12/01/13 05:12 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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FrozenHappiness said:

I think if you can handle a 14g trip your first time and still want to do it again you can handle anything.

Thanks for the read!



This.  And, alone to boot! OP, nice report. I enjoyed it. Carrying around random shut while tripping takes me back to my youth.  Glad you enjoyed it.


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Re: 14g of Shrooms for First Trip [Re: 4HO-DMT]
    #19216604 - 12/02/13 10:29 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

physicist said:
Quote:

FrozenHappiness said:

I think if you can handle a 14g trip your first time and still want to do it again you can handle anything.

Thanks for the read!



This.  And, alone to boot! OP, nice report. I enjoyed it. Carrying around random shut while tripping takes me back to my youth.  Glad you enjoyed it.




No, not this at all. That's silly. Plenty of people don't even know what a bad trip is because they've never been in a position to experience one... And then when it hits they're all sorts of messed up. My first "heroic" dose by my standards was a really intense ayahuasca trip where i couldn't see a damn thing in the room. I was LOVING it... But the comedown fucked me so silly i had the freak out of a century. The comedown of all things. Just because you can handle something once or twice, or even 50 times does not mean you have any clue of the potential of shit to go completely wrong. That's why you start small. So your first few run ins with trouble are more manageable and you can learn how to ground yourself at higher doses later in your tripping career. If OP's next trip turns bad... It will probably be... a fucking disaster and god knows what he will do to handle it.

I'm glad you had a great experience OP. Don't get me wrong, it was a cool report. Just don't get arrogant, these things can and will kick your ass at some point. It's part of the initiation, you just don't want to be in over your head when it happens :wink:


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Re: 14g of Shrooms for First Trip [Re: JacksonMetaller]
    #19216884 - 12/02/13 11:51 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I was so happy when I came down off 14 g.


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Re: 14g of Shrooms for First Trip [Re: JacksonMetaller]
    #19223337 - 12/03/13 05:52 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

JacksonMetaller said:
No, not this at all. That's silly. Plenty of people don't even know what a bad trip is because they've never been in a position to experience one... And then when it hits they're all sorts of messed up. My first "heroic" dose by my standards was a really intense ayahuasca trip where i couldn't see a damn thing in the room. I was LOVING it... But the comedown fucked me so silly i had the freak out of a century. The comedown of all things. Just because you can handle something once or twice, or even 50 times does not mean you have any clue of the potential of shit to go completely wrong. That's why you start small. So your first few run ins with trouble are more manageable and you can learn how to ground yourself at higher doses later in your tripping career. If OP's next trip turns bad... It will probably be... a fucking disaster and god knows what he will do to handle it.

I'm glad you had a great experience OP. Don't get me wrong, it was a cool report. Just don't get arrogant, these things can and will kick your ass at some point. It's part of the initiation, you just don't want to be in over your head when it happens :wink:




Fair enough Jackson, you are right. 14 g for a first time is irresponsible.  And, yes, bad trips do come with the package. I found this out the hard way and know it all too well. Encouraging this approach to psychedelics is irresponsible on my part. And for that, I apologize.  I don't want to contribute to media sensationalism because somebody freaks out and does something stupid based on misinformation they read here. 

OP, listen to JacksonMetaller, he knows what he is talking about. High doses are unpredictable even if the trip is smooth.  Set and setting are controllable variables that are very important.  I think your report was great.  Just be careful with these substances and be responsible. :peace:


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