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Invisiblefee
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So today while buying yarn the store employee was super kick ass and then scared me * 5
    #19203370 - 11/29/13 01:39 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

So I have turned unto a serious yarn hoarder lately.

Anyway I am at Michaels crafts and of course they have three whole aisles devoted to yarn and made me spend more money than I wanted too. Well this 50-65 year old lady helped me and she was taken back that I was shopping for yarn for myself. When I started asking about certain color names like day glow worm she knew I wasn't fucking around.

Well we shoot the shit and teach each other some things. After 15 minutes she goes and helps another customer. Well 15 minutes after that I need help again and I pass by ten employees doing nothing just to find her.

I ask where the Velcro is and she helps.

Then I realize I need a fabric to go with the Velcro. So I fi d her again.

Earlier she implied she was a hippie, well that's how I took it anyway. So I tell her the Velcro will be used for secret stash pickets in my knitted items and need a proper fabric to go with it. So she says what I have seen work the best is pantyhose. :mindblown: because that is too perfect and I ask if that what she use to use?

She said no but a lit if the people she use to arrest would use that method and it was the hardest to find. I gasp and she says not to worry as she is retired and she confirmed that only 3/4 if the evidence she gathered made it to the station.

So you guys have any similar stories you would like to share?


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Invisiblefee
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Re: So today while buying yarn the store employee was super kick ass and then scared me [Re: fee]
    #19203383 - 11/29/13 01:47 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

So I keep my yarn stacked in my head board so all you see in this pic is the ends of foot long spools and there's about 10 or more spools not shown in the pic also.



So do I have a problem? Is an intervention inevitably?


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: So today while buying yarn the store employee was super kick ass and then scared me [Re: fee] * 2
    #19203386 - 11/29/13 01:48 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Damn that's some serious yarn


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Re: So today while buying yarn the store employee was super kick ass and then scared me [Re: fee]
    #19203390 - 11/29/13 01:50 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

that's crazy


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Re: So today while buying yarn the store employee was super kick ass and then scared me [Re: Konyap] * 1
    #19203448 - 11/29/13 02:40 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Well, that's quite the yarn you've spun there, fee. :rimshot:


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Re: So today while buying yarn the store employee was super kick ass and then scared me [Re: fee] * 1
    #19203458 - 11/29/13 02:46 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Dude what do you make with all that yarn and can you make me some rocking socks?

For serious


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Re: So today while buying yarn the store employee was super kick ass and then scared me [Re: Shroomism]
    #19203497 - 11/29/13 03:22 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Damn that's some serious yarn




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Re: So today while buying yarn the store employee was super kick ass and then scared me [Re: fee]
    #19203502 - 11/29/13 03:27 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

2 much yarn bro


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Re: So today while buying yarn the store employee was super kick ass and then scared me [Re: Bologna]
    #19203507 - 11/29/13 03:30 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Where are you supposed to sit? Do you have to pile up all the yarn onto one side of the room when your friends come over?


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Re: So today while buying yarn the store employee was super kick ass and then scared me [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #19203601 - 11/29/13 04:41 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

lol... never expected a knitting thread to pop up in the pub


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Re: So today while buying yarn the store employee was super kick ass and then scared me [Re: fee]
    #19203612 - 11/29/13 04:50 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:yawn: yaaaarn


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Re: So today while buying yarn the store employee was super kick ass and then scared me [Re: The5thElement]
    #19203772 - 11/29/13 06:56 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

The5thElement said:
Dude what do you make with all that yarn and can you make me some rocking socks?

For serious



THIS!! I will pay/trade for some rockin socks!!!

i like your dedication fee, making that one mitten ten times to be sure it was correct before making the 2nd one:thumbup:


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Re: So today while buying yarn the store employee was super kick ass and then scared me [Re: fee]
    #19203775 - 11/29/13 06:58 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

thats a badass story, makes me think twice about trusting people lol. anyways what do you knit? post pics


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Re: So today while buying yarn the store employee was super kick ass and then scared me [Re: i like cow poo]
    #19203801 - 11/29/13 07:08 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Fee never sent me my knitted hat he promised :crankey:


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Re: So today while buying yarn the store employee was super kick ass and then scared me [Re: fee]
    #19203831 - 11/29/13 07:27 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

That story sounds like someone spinning a yarn.



P.S. 




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Re: So today while buying yarn the store employee was super kick ass and then scared me [Re: fee]
    #19205102 - 11/29/13 02:38 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Go back and DSHSB.


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Re: So today while buying yarn the store employee was super kick ass and then scared me [Re: fee]
    #19205561 - 11/29/13 04:39 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

So she smoked 3/4 of the evidence? :pipesmoke:

Last time I was at Micheal's, I was looking for a scale and I think the employees thought I was sketchy.


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Re: So today while buying yarn the store employee was super kick ass and then scared me [Re: Synthe]
    #19205669 - 11/29/13 05:13 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

michael's has those good baggies too


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Re: So today while buying yarn the store employee was super kick ass and then scared me [Re: SurReality] * 1
    #19205760 - 11/29/13 05:43 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

The5thElement said:
Dude what do you make with all that yarn and can you make me some rocking socks?

For serious





Yes

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the mad machinest said:
Quote:

The5thElement said:
Dude what do you make with all that yarn and can you make me some rocking socks?

For serious



THIS!! I will pay/trade for some rockin socks!!!

i like your dedication fee, making that one mitten ten times to be sure it was correct before making the 2nd one:thumbup:




And yes

Just pm guys and anyone that wants a hat, scarf, neck cowl, arm or leg warmers, bikini tops, socks, and even a blanket throw but that would take me ages and be pricy.

I am super fair on prices as a hat costs me about $7 to make and around 5 or 6 hours and I usually charge $20 if that gives you any kind of idea.
Cheaper thread brings down the cost and obviously specialty expensive yard brings it up.
I can get pure virgin wool yarn also but its $12 a skein.

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shLong said:
Fee never sent me my knitted hat he promised :crankey:




You moved up in line bro sorry about that.

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lol... never expected a knitting thread to pop up in the pub




Did you ever expect a guy to shove a cactus in a girl's vagina then post it here exclusively?
Well your welcome.

Lesson here is don't have expectations about me because most likely they won't be accurate.


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: So today while buying yarn the store employee was super kick ass and then scared me [Re: fee]
    #19205816 - 11/29/13 05:59 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Also if you look in ratings I have one from three years ago by the member raw that reads
Quote:

The hats I just got are freaking awesome.  I'm sending an extra since I didn't send my end this morning as planned.

These handmade caps / hats are the best I've ever had. (Sorry auntie Em)  Glad to start enjoying the finer things in life.

Great colors, perfect size, nice textures.




Either him or another member I sold hats too wanted like three or four more so if that's you please pm me as I can't for the life of me remember who it was


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: So today while buying yarn the store employee was super kick ass and then scared me [Re: fee]
    #19205874 - 11/29/13 06:16 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Sounds like a badass old lady honestly. Sooo badass that she stole peoples liberties,

arghhhh that gets mah willy-wag hard :pirate:


I can't wait for that infinity scarf, yo.


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Re: So today while buying yarn the store employee was super kick ass and then scared me [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #19205947 - 11/29/13 06:40 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

the cactus porn was you?


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Re: So today while buying yarn the store employee was super kick ass and then scared me [Re: SurReality]
    #19205953 - 11/29/13 06:43 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:pedropussy:

should be :fee:


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Re: So today while buying yarn the store employee was super kick ass and then scared me [Re: unam sanctum]
    #19205956 - 11/29/13 06:44 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Yarning is the new "thrift shopping".. :rolleyes:


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Re: So today while buying yarn the store employee was super kick ass and then scared me [Re: Bitter Cactus] * 1
    #19205970 - 11/29/13 06:49 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

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Yarning is the new "thrift shopping".. :rolleyes:




as if there's anything remotely wrong with either of those being a trend :uhno:


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Re: So today while buying yarn the store employee was super kick ass and then scared me [Re: unam sanctum]
    #19206071 - 11/29/13 07:13 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah no shit...
Finding deals on pre-owned (possibly) stuff is great and creating anything from scratch is fucking awesome.
I love little hobbies like this. It's such a great feeling spending time by yourself and bringing something in to the world with your own hands.
Bonus points for fee for being rogue and being a male knitter. I find that really fucking great actually.


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Re: So today while buying yarn the store employee was super kick ass and then scared me [Re: shLong]
    #19206078 - 11/29/13 07:16 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Fucking a I was going to go thrift shopping today since everyone will be at all the big box stores. Fuck fuck fuck


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: So today while buying yarn the store employee was super kick ass and then scared me [Re: fee]
    #19206080 - 11/29/13 07:16 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

That's not enough yarn, you need more man


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Re: So today while buying yarn the store employee was super kick ass and then scared me [Re: Repertoire89]
    #19206088 - 11/29/13 07:18 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Trust me I don't need any encouragment


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: So today while buying yarn the store employee was super kick ass and then scared me [Re: fee]
    #19206096 - 11/29/13 07:21 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:yarn:


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Re: So today while buying yarn the store employee was super kick ass and then scared me [Re: johnm214]
    #19206208 - 11/29/13 07:54 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I wear that hat you gave me like everyday, so soft and so warm.

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