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Re: The Thick Girl Thread [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #19197625 - 11/27/13 06:11 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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I know a hippy girl that said she doesn't shower every day because it wastes the earths precious water. :rolleyes:

That mop probably hasn't had a good soak for quite some time.



A lot of people do not shower every day for various reasons...

The main reason most people say is because it's not really healthy for your skin/hair.

I don't always shower everyday, usually just because I'm lazy... but if I do anything to get sweaty I always shower that day.


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Re: The Thick Girl Thread [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19197653 - 11/27/13 06:19 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I can easily go a week with no shower. I wash my balls and asshole with a rag every three days or so or they'll get really itchy. No soap on just the balls and crack though. Just a water over after a random piss.


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[quote]Asante said:
You constantly make posts thatr fling middle school insults at people you don't like mixed in with maladjusted psychopathic comments about wanting to beat up the other poster with a crowbar.

You know how shit you are, you just don't give a fuck for precisely that reason.

I disendorse you.[/quote]


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Re: The Thick Girl Thread [Re: TheFakeSunRa] * 1
    #19197739 - 11/27/13 06:37 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:awedisgust:


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Re: The Thick Girl Thread [Re: Ballerium]
    #19197751 - 11/27/13 06:39 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Think that's disgusting?  You should try some of those folks living off the grid.


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Re: The Thick Girl Thread [Re: Hobozen]
    #19197775 - 11/27/13 06:45 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I think it should mean something when you shower. Fuck showering when you're already pretty clean. Chicks need to wash out their beavers though. Sometimes my balls smell so strong it's 'nuts' haha. I can smell them through my pants when I'm just walking around. I wonder if people not only notice I stink but smell my sac in particular. I don't think I've been able to distinguish a genitalia reek from another fully clothed person. I can tell if they're crusty but not where they're crusty although I guess it's obvious if you think about it.


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[quote]Asante said:
You constantly make posts thatr fling middle school insults at people you don't like mixed in with maladjusted psychopathic comments about wanting to beat up the other poster with a crowbar.

You know how shit you are, you just don't give a fuck for precisely that reason.

I disendorse you.[/quote]


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Re: The Thick Girl Thread [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
    #19197811 - 11/27/13 06:52 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Demonic_Chronic said:

Finding a girl with curves that isnt completely self conscious and think shes fat : priceless

DC



Finding a girl with curves that isnt completely self conscious and think shes fat :NEARALY IMPOSSIBLE


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Re: The Thick Girl Thread [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #19197834 - 11/27/13 06:56 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Shit

The fat bitches I've fucked didn't give a shit. I was lucky to get it and they knew it.


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[quote]Asante said:
You constantly make posts thatr fling middle school insults at people you don't like mixed in with maladjusted psychopathic comments about wanting to beat up the other poster with a crowbar.

You know how shit you are, you just don't give a fuck for precisely that reason.

I disendorse you.[/quote]


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Re: The Thick Girl Thread [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
    #19197847 - 11/27/13 06:58 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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TheFakeSunRa said:
Shit

The fat bitches I've fucked didn't give a shit. I was lucky to get it and they knew it.




Just out of curiosity, were they at least pretty in the face? Genuinely pretty.


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Re: The Thick Girl Thread [Re: s240779]
    #19197879 - 11/27/13 07:05 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I can think of two fat ones with really classic pretty faces that I've fucked off hand. It's a lot of fucking to index. Most were pretty plain I will admit. Just average bitches, you know. Often cute and kind of ugly at the same time if you know what I mean.


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[quote]Asante said:
You constantly make posts thatr fling middle school insults at people you don't like mixed in with maladjusted psychopathic comments about wanting to beat up the other poster with a crowbar.

You know how shit you are, you just don't give a fuck for precisely that reason.

I disendorse you.[/quote]


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Re: The Thick Girl Thread [Re: Hobozen]
    #19197894 - 11/27/13 07:08 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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blankk said:
Think that's disgusting?  You should try some of those folks living off the grid.




It was more the whole crotch itch thing that disgusted me. I like to keep that area as fresh and clean as possible so that it doesn't get to that point. I could survive a week with no shower but I'd be pretty miserable those last couple days.


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Re: The Thick Girl Thread [Re: Ballerium]
    #19197907 - 11/27/13 07:11 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I feel bad for your family members, co workers, friends ect. If you are too lazy to shower don't let your ball sweat affect my well being.


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Edited by Bitter Cactus (11/27/13 07:12 PM)


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Re: The Thick Girl Thread [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #19197913 - 11/27/13 07:13 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

please shower a third of the times.  think of the africans.


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Re: The Thick Girl Thread [Re: Hobozen]
    #19197915 - 11/27/13 07:14 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I think showering is refreshing because it wakes you up. I find if I don't shower in the morning I feel like a zombie all day.


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Re: The Thick Girl Thread [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #19197961 - 11/27/13 07:24 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

non-showering is refreshing because of the excreted pheromones :drooling:

get in touch with your inner nature dude.


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Re: The Thick Girl Thread [Re: pwnasaurus]
    #19197985 - 11/27/13 07:32 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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They are probably thinner than average




yeah to fatty americans, compared to asians i doubt it.



Are you seriously suggesting that this girl isn't thin?






Thin?


Duudde.

I get thick is a euphemism heifers use to describe themselves, but if you grab that ass/tits its going to be firm and more than a handful.


I guess we are just playing semantics though, you like bigger chubbier girls, i like athletic or skinny. Obviously we are going to have different meanings for different adjectives.


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Re: The Thick Girl Thread [Re: Ballerium]
    #19197999 - 11/27/13 07:36 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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:awedisgust:



:lolsy:


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Re: The Thick Girl Thread [Re: elax420]
    #19198001 - 11/27/13 07:37 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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I guess we are just playing semantics though, you like bigger chubbier girls, i like athletic or skinny. Obviously we are going to have different meanings for different adjectives.



What?  Where have I said that?  I find fat chicks repulsive.


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Re: The Thick Girl Thread [Re: pwnasaurus]
    #19198012 - 11/27/13 07:39 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

He seems to be saying that the girl you posted is chubby, which means he's psychotic.


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Re: The Thick Girl Thread [Re: s240779]
    #19198121 - 11/27/13 08:11 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Anyone who was saying I'm crazy for saying those girls are thinner than average: the average American female weight is 163 pounds.  They are DEFINITELY below average.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_weight


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Re: The Thick Girl Thread [Re: pwnasaurus]
    #19198148 - 11/27/13 08:19 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Thick girls are awesome :crazy2:

Here's my contriboootion http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/19143691#19143691 :wink:


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