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liberty prime is funny as fuck!
#19197995 - 11/27/13 07:35 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Ok so I just finished the mainline quest in fallout 3 (pretty fuckin enjoyable game overall. addicting as fuck really). So at the end if you side with the brotherhood of steel you are escorted by a giant ass atom bomb tossing robot called Liberty Prime. He was originally built to fight off the Chinese Communists invading Alaska during the great war.
Here is some of the shit he said while he tossed nukes at the enclave dipshits.
* "COMMUNISM IS A LIE." * "DEATH IS A PREFERABLE ALTERNATIVE TO COMMUNISM." * "COMMUNISM IS THE VERY DEFINITION OF FAILURE." * "CHAIRMAN CHENG WILL FAIL...CHINA WILL FALL!" * "VOICE MODULE ONLINE... AUDIO FUNCTIONALITY TEST... INITIALIZED. DESIGNATION: LIBERTY PRIME. MISSION: THE LIBERATION OF ANCHORAGE, ALASKA. PRIMARY TARGETS: ANY AND ALL RED CHINESE INVADERS. EMERGENCY COMMUNIST ACQUISITION DIRECTIVE: IMMEDIATE SELF-DESTRUCT. BETTER DEAD THAN RED!!" * "FREEDOM... IS THE SOVEREIGN RIGHT OF EVERY AMERICAN." * "EMBRACE DEMOCRACY, OR YOU WILL BE ERADICATED." * "DEMOCRACY IS NON-NEGOTIABLE." * "ENGAGING RED CHINESE AGGRESSORS." * "ANCHORAGE WILL BE LIBERATED." * "COMMENCING TACTICAL ASSESSMENT: RED CHINESE THREAT DETECTED." * "COMMUNISTS DETECTED ON AMERICAN SOIL. LETHAL FORCE ENGAGED." * "COMMUNISM IS A TEMPORARY SETBACK ON THE ROAD TO FREEDOM." * "OBSTRUCTION DETECTED. COMPOSITION: TITANIUM ALLOY SUPPLEMENTED BY PHOTONIC RESONANCE BARRIER. PROBABILITY OF MISSION HINDRANCE... ZERO PERCENT!!" * "INITIATING DIRECTIVE #7395: DESTROY ALL COMMUNISTS!" * "THE LAST DOMINO FALLS HERE!" * "DEMOCRACY IS TRUTH! COMMUNISM IS DEATH!" * "RED CHINESE VICTORY: IMPOSSIBLE!" * "AMERICA WILL NEVER FALL TO COMMUNIST INVASION!" * "ALASKA'S LIBERATION IS IMMINENT!" * "OBSTRUCTION DETECTED. COMPOSITION: TITANIUM ALLOY SUPPLEMENTED BY ENHANCED PHOTONIC RESONANCE BARRIER. ESTABLISHED STRATAGEM INADEQUATE! REVISED STRATAGEM: INITIATE PHOTONIC RESONANCE OVERCHARGE."
fuckin had me crackin up
anyone fallout lovers here? like oblivion, such a fucking massive game
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Re: liberty prime is funny as fuck! [Re: JesusIsLord]
#19198052 - 11/27/13 07:50 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: liberty prime is funny as fuck! [Re: JesusIsLord]
#19198091 - 11/27/13 08:03 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I love fallout 3. I wish I could unleash liberty prime on the liberal controlled cities of the US as well!
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Re: liberty prime is funny as fuck! [Re: Gilgamesh18] 1
#19198100 - 11/27/13 08:06 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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i never listened to much to the radio stations, but still, that's hilarious.
Fallout 4.
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JesusIsLord
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Re: liberty prime is funny as fuck! [Re: akira_akuma]
#19198111 - 11/27/13 08:09 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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fuck yeah can't wait for fallout 4! i just hope it's not in the mojave desert like new vegas. that was...novel, but, somehow I enjoyed the DC wasteland more
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Re: liberty prime is funny as fuck! [Re: Gilgamesh18] 1
#19198118 - 11/27/13 08:10 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Gilgamesh18 said: I love fallout 3. I wish I could unleash liberty prime on the liberal controlled cities of the US as well! 
that's what I was thinking while I followed him 
imagine this fuckin giant ass robot lobbing nukes in chicago all like "LIBERAL DOUCHENOZZELS DETECTED, LETHAL FORCE ENGAGED"
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Re: liberty prime is funny as fuck! [Re: JesusIsLord]
#19198131 - 11/27/13 08:15 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Yep goddamn Marxists
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Re: liberty prime is funny as fuck! [Re: JesusIsLord]
#19198164 - 11/27/13 08:22 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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JesusIsLord said: fuck yeah can't wait for fallout 4! i just hope it's not in the mojave desert like new vegas. that was...novel, but, somehow I enjoyed the DC wasteland more 
because DC is and awesome place, and LA is flat boring shit.
geographically i mean.
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Re: liberty prime is funny as fuck! [Re: akira_akuma]
#19198193 - 11/27/13 08:29 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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akira_akuma said:
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JesusIsLord said: fuck yeah can't wait for fallout 4! i just hope it's not in the mojave desert like new vegas. that was...novel, but, somehow I enjoyed the DC wasteland more 
because DC is and awesome place, and LA is flat boring shit.
geographically i mean.
i think that was just about it yah. i mean the dc landscape had fuckin cool landmarks too, old pentagon, washington monument, jefferson memorial, all that shit. vegas? like an air force base and the strip. boring.
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Re: liberty prime is funny as fuck! [Re: JesusIsLord]
#19198233 - 11/27/13 08:40 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Yeah fallout is an awesome game, I preferred the one that came before New Vegas, but I still enjoyed NV as well.
I was checking out the lineup for ps4 games next year and I guess they're making Elder scrolls online, pretty much skyrim but multiplayer. From what I read it's gonna be awesome, although Bethesda won't be making it so that troubles me. Still should be good unless they fuck up hard.
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Re: liberty prime is funny as fuck! [Re: The5thElement]
#19198256 - 11/27/13 08:48 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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The5thElement said: Yeah fallout is an awesome game, I preferred the one that came before New Vegas, but I still enjoyed NV as well.
I was checking out the lineup for ps4 games next year and I guess they're making Elder scrolls online, pretty much skyrim but multiplayer. From what I read it's gonna be awesome, although Bethesda won't be making it so that troubles me. Still should be good unless they fuck up hard.
Yeah I think bethesda has earned my loyalty - they create pretty immersing and massive games with relatively few bugs which is quite a feat IMHO, any title produced by someone else trying to imitate bethesda I'd be HIGHLY skeptical of before buying, that's for sure.
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Re: liberty prime is funny as fuck! [Re: The5thElement]
#19198282 - 11/27/13 08:58 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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The5thElement said: Still should be good unless they fuck up hard.
how bout monthly fees? fuck that shit.
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Re: liberty prime is funny as fuck! [Re: akira_akuma]
#19198292 - 11/27/13 09:01 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: liberty prime is funny as fuck! [Re: JesusIsLord]
#19198302 - 11/27/13 09:03 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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yeah, that's all true, but no i mean that Elder Scrolls Online is supposed to have monthly fees.
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Re: liberty prime is funny as fuck! [Re: akira_akuma]
#19198308 - 11/27/13 09:05 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Man I hope not
Also I converted from xbox to playstation and honestly I'm happy I did. Still have xbox360 but I won't be buying the new one that's for sure.
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Re: liberty prime is funny as fuck! [Re: The5thElement]
#19198313 - 11/27/13 09:06 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: liberty prime is funny as fuck! [Re: akira_akuma]
#19198611 - 11/27/13 10:34 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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i never listened to much to the radio stations
The old 30's and 40's tunes are soooooo good. My favorite part of the game by far. My favorite moment was being inside an abandoned school building watching one of those sentry robots explode from a few well placed shots via VATS in slow motion while Billy Holiday or some other weird mid-20th century song slow burns in he background.
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Re: liberty prime is funny as fuck! [Re: Viveka]
#19198628 - 11/27/13 10:38 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Viveka said:
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i never listened to much to the radio stations
The old 30's and 40's tunes are soooooo good. My favorite part of the game by far. My favorite moment was being inside an abandoned school building watching one of those sentry robots explode from a few well placed shots via VATS in slow motion while Billy Holiday or some other weird mid-20th century song slow burns in he background.
fuck yeah. I don't want to set the world on fire for the intro to fallout3 was just pure fucking badassery. The entire soundtrack, though brief considering how many times you hear the same songs in this massive game, are just fucking PERFECT. Singin about makin apple pies and white picket fences while you drop fat boy nukes on entire towns is just
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Re: liberty prime is funny as fuck! [Re: Viveka]
#19198761 - 11/27/13 11:21 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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i never listened to much to the radio stations
The old 30's and 40's tunes are soooooo good. My favorite part of the game by far. My favorite moment was being inside an abandoned school building watching one of those sentry robots explode from a few well placed shots via VATS in slow motion while Billy Holiday or some other weird mid-20th century song slow burns in he background.
i freakin' played it with a friend, he was comin' over like every other day (sometimes in days in a row) play it and i placidly agreed. fuck it, honestly, i don't do well with RPGs, because they take so long and i get bored (regardless of how good they usually; the only RPG i ever beat was Chrono Trigger, and ALMOST Super Mario RPG [last boss])
my friend helped me see it through. just never stopped for long enough to enjoy the view, i suppose.
(still in the beginning being introduced to the concept, it was rather cool; plus the commercial/intro music is just eerie and it's classic)
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Re: liberty prime is funny as fuck! [Re: akira_akuma]
#19199136 - 11/28/13 02:15 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Awww, man, it's a game to be played at your own leisure(incessantly). When I first stumbled out of the vault the sun got in my eyes or something then some radioactive bear started chasing me and I never even noticed liberty city. I went wandering off into the wastes and by the time I finally entered Liberty City I was already at level cap and watched about 50 goals flash complete. That's the amazing thing about how open that game is.
Fallout3 isn't really an RPG though. Mostly just a shooter with a lot of character. The thing that had me wasting time was scouring every last box and locker for loot. Fuck the sewers man, honestly. With all the time I wasted on that game back when it came out I have yet to play a game on pc since(not counting old console emulators).
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