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InvisibleEndure
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my brother suckerpunched me n dislocated my jaw
    #19196392 - 11/27/13 12:58 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

awhile back, its a slight dislocation , i can still talk, it just cracks sometimes,

anyways, im goingto hit the fuckin guy with a bat in the knee next time i see him n crack it so he's out of work, good idea?

i need to hurt him, he is a piece of shit n gets away with fuckin everything


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Re: my brother suckerpunched me n dislocated my jaw [Re: Endure] * 11
    #19196394 - 11/27/13 12:59 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I guarantee that taking a bat to your brother will definitely solve your issues. Good luck.


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Re: my brother suckerpunched me n dislocated my jaw [Re: praxadox]
    #19196400 - 11/27/13 01:00 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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I guarantee that taking a bat to your brother will definitely solve your issues. Good luck.




i want to kick his fucking ass so bad, hes 10 years older n is a complete piece of fuckin shit


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Re: my brother suckerpunched me n dislocated my jaw [Re: praxadox] * 2
    #19196402 - 11/27/13 01:01 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

You know what they say:

Only suckers get sucker punched

(also, don't kill your brother)


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Re: my brother suckerpunched me n dislocated my jaw [Re: Endure] * 2
    #19196410 - 11/27/13 01:02 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Take him to court instead.


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Re: my brother suckerpunched me n dislocated my jaw [Re: psi] * 1
    #19196411 - 11/27/13 01:03 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Take him to court instead.




can i take him to court over something that happened a year ago?


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Re: my brother suckerpunched me n dislocated my jaw [Re: Endure]
    #19196418 - 11/27/13 01:04 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

no... for all they know you could have fell on your bike


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Re: my brother suckerpunched me n dislocated my jaw [Re: Endure] * 1
    #19196421 - 11/27/13 01:05 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Did anyone else see it happen?


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Re: my brother suckerpunched me n dislocated my jaw [Re: Endure] * 1
    #19196431 - 11/27/13 01:06 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I got my jaw busted a long time ago (11 years maybe) and when I open it past a certain point it pops and cracks. But it doesn't hurt and dosent bother me. I asked how to get it fixed and the dentist(orthodontist?) said it would require wires.

I don't know how bad yours is but all these years later in not sweating it.


id say sleep on the bat knees thing.


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Re: my brother suckerpunched me n dislocated my jaw [Re: psi] * 1
    #19196434 - 11/27/13 01:07 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Did anyone else see it happen?



all of my family was present when i was hit, they saw it happen
and they know i didn't deserve it, i was on the phone..
they backed me up not him...


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Re: my brother suckerpunched me n dislocated my jaw [Re: Endure] * 2
    #19196452 - 11/27/13 01:10 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

ya definitely fuck something of his up man, dont let him forget who hes fuckin fucking with.


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Re: my brother suckerpunched me n dislocated my jaw [Re: psi] * 1
    #19196460 - 11/27/13 01:11 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

just punch him one good time square in the nose. n then at least if he kicks your ass he still has a fucked up face afterwards


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Re: my brother suckerpunched me n dislocated my jaw [Re: berdinwall] * 1
    #19196523 - 11/27/13 01:25 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

You should beat the fuck out of your brother op with love and kindness


And if that doesn't work, cut him out of your life :shrug:


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Re: my brother suckerpunched me n dislocated my jaw [Re: The5thElement]
    #19196603 - 11/27/13 01:42 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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You should beat the fuck out of your brother op with love and kindness


And if that doesn't work, cut him out of your life :shrug:




hes a piece of shit n hes fuckin livin in a fantasy land if he doesnt think im goingto crack atleast one bone of his for crackin mine


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Re: my brother suckerpunched me n dislocated my jaw [Re: The5thElement] * 3
    #19196613 - 11/27/13 01:44 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

jizz in his shampoo or conditioner.



take a shit in the back of every toilet in his house.


get his unconscious by any means necessary. then while he's asleep, superglue one of his hands to his dick and one of them to a giant black dildo. steal all of the phones in his house and barricade all his doors. oh and take pictures for the internet


or alternatively get him unconscious and  shave his head and ONE eyebrow. then shave off your pubes and glue them to his face.


OR


cut his head off with a chainsaw and have sex with it. YEA DO THAT ONE, AND TAKE PICTURES


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Re: my brother suckerpunched me n dislocated my jaw [Re: Endure] * 2
    #19196620 - 11/27/13 01:45 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

A broken jaw is how brothers show that they care. :shrug:


Edited by Magicman69 (11/27/13 01:46 PM)


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Re: my brother suckerpunched me n dislocated my jaw [Re: Salomon]
    #19196626 - 11/27/13 01:46 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

i dont want to kill him, thats crazy obv, but pain will be delivered. and hes not expecting it either,

its either that or i spray paint his entire car with dicks, n saying your a fat fuckin pussy n shit alike.

i dont want to talk to him the rest of my life. the fact that we dont really talk n he thinks he can just come into my life n suckerpunch me, is beyond me. my blood is boiling with the thought of revenge


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Re: my brother suckerpunched me n dislocated my jaw [Re: Endure]
    #19196633 - 11/27/13 01:48 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

why the fuck did you wait a year? i would have sued his ass the same day.


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Re: my brother suckerpunched me n dislocated my jaw [Re: Endure] * 1
    #19196637 - 11/27/13 01:48 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Endure said:
awhile back, its a slight dislocation , i can still talk, it just cracks sometimes,

anyways, im goingto hit the fuckin guy with a bat in the knee next time i see him n crack it so he's out of work, good idea?

i need to hurt him, he is a piece of shit n gets away with fuckin everything



Did you deserve it? Most of the time people deserve it when they get punched in the face.


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Re: my brother suckerpunched me n dislocated my jaw [Re: Ellis Dee]
    #19196644 - 11/27/13 01:51 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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awhile back, its a slight dislocation , i can still talk, it just cracks sometimes,

anyways, im goingto hit the fuckin guy with a bat in the knee next time i see him n crack it so he's out of work, good idea?

i need to hurt him, he is a piece of shit n gets away with fuckin everything



Did you deserve it? Most of the time people deserve it when they get punched in the face.




no i said earlier i did not deserve it, my whole entire family was there. n they would back it


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