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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Roflspammer]
#19177306 - 11/23/13 01:07 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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just go for it. get busy living or get busy dying brother. I regret no girl I've fucked. I regret girls I haven't tried to.
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Roflspammer
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I'm going to ask her; I texted her asking if it was alright that I called her:
I just hope it doesn't offend her with the last-minuteness Its at 8:30 tonight haha
EDIT: Asked her, she wants to go, needs to call off work. I have the tickets in hand now. I feel like they will let her off
Update:
She can't go
Edited by Roflspammer (11/23/13 10:30 AM)
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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Roflspammer]
#19178436 - 11/23/13 10:43 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I was pretty nervous my first time cuz it was my best friends girlfriend. It was a good lay, gave me plenty of experience, and now I can get it whenever I want. I don't talk to either of them anymore and regret nothing. This world is yours dude, take advantage of opportunities such as this.
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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Roflspammer]
#19178672 - 11/23/13 12:02 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Roflspammer said: Steal shit from walmart with N
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akira_akuma
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Quote:
All We Perceive said: Listen to the sex with emily podcast. It helped me know what chicks are looking for and for what I should be doing in bed.
(1) Invite her over for a movie (2) Drink alcohol together (3) Make out (4) Instead of progressing, look at her and tell her to take a shower with you. Do NOT ask. She will accept. (5) Rub some soaps on each other and have fun. Surreptitiously make sure she is without STDs (6) Dry each other off and fuck.
I have never been denied this routine a single time. For a variety of reasons, this seriously works.
other then the shower thing (which totally sounds keen) all of the above is pretty much the way to any girls heart; as long as the girl isn't expecting dinner too. which most girls ain't.
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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: akira_akuma]
#19179419 - 11/23/13 03:40 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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@op
are you on any ssri's for that depression?
@patlal
your killin it in this thread
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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Roflspammer]
#19182928 - 11/24/13 02:39 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Roflspammer said: I'm going to ask her; I texted her asking if it was alright that I called her:
I just hope it doesn't offend her with the last-minuteness Its at 8:30 tonight haha
EDIT: Asked her, she wants to go, needs to call off work. I have the tickets in hand now. I feel like they will let her off
Update:
She can't go 
Dang. Welp, shoulda called her sooner.
Your next move is to ask her out again. She now owes you a date since she couldn't make it the other night
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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Lynnch]
#19183019 - 11/24/13 02:57 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Went with friend N, had blast Girl A texted me saying she would make it up to me and show me concerts and smoke with me today Idk if that is actually happening haha
And no--- no SSRIs for me
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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Roflspammer]
#19183640 - 11/24/13 05:21 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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just wondering ssri's will kill a sex drive
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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: aysen]
#19184001 - 11/24/13 06:45 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Dude I haven't gotten a stiff in like a week
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akira_akuma
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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Roflspammer]
#19184015 - 11/24/13 06:48 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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you need to un-repress all of the sickest nastiest things you wanna do sexually; then 
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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: akira_akuma]
#19195682 - 11/27/13 10:02 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Fuck last night was baaaadddd I got cock blocked and then clammed up Shit was bad
Basically I chilled with her and her friends most of the day, then at the end got high with her and her friends, I could feel the sexual tension. Friend N I know likes me and she was there and she didn't get high and knew where it would probably lead so she got us out of the house and then shit hit the fan with her friend and we got back and it was a major buzz kill so we just passed out at like 7 and then I went home when I woke up Fucked that up
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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Roflspammer]
#19195883 - 11/27/13 10:55 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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why don't you just invite her over to your place for a movie? just you two instead of all of her friends or all of your friends.
YOU WON'T EVEN HAVE TO WATCH THE MOVIE MAN
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It's never a bad idea to show a small amount of interest, but be careful, girls don't like desperate.
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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Shroomteck]
#19195943 - 11/27/13 11:07 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Shes into promiscuous sex and changing up sex partners. Not a movie haha I learned a lot about her. Its not going to work out other than a hook up and I'm pretty sure I missed my shot yesterday
Oh, and I haven't gotten hard in like 2 weeks, even when watching really good porn fuckckkk
Edited by Roflspammer (11/27/13 11:18 AM)
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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Roflspammer]
#19195988 - 11/27/13 11:17 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Lol dude, you're so negative. You asked her to a show once, and then hung out with her and her friends, and call that missing your shot? I can't tell you how many times I've thought 'eh, it'll never happen/she has a bf/shes not into me' and then boom, it happens. Why aren't you bangin N?
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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Lynnch]
#19196007 - 11/27/13 11:20 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Unattractive (to me) and emotionally unstable, plus we are good friends and I don't want to fuck that up either. I'm just not going to let it get to me even though it really is... The girl I wanted was literally throwing herself at me, and I was way too scared. I'm so quiet and socially awkward and introverted vs their crazyness.
Edited by Roflspammer (11/27/13 11:22 AM)
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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Roflspammer] 1
#19196128 - 11/27/13 11:57 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Consult a professional about your..... situation. $100-150. Try backpage.com
It's your only hope I fear.
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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: shLong]
#19196419 - 11/27/13 01:04 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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fuck that man; that I WOULD regret
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Re: Afraid to lose virginity [Re: Roflspammer] 1
#19196450 - 11/27/13 01:10 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Well sure with that attitude....
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