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Anonymous #1

19 and still a virgin
    #19195596 - 11/27/13 06:33 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

Im 19 and still a virgin, rubbish with girls and people in general in social situations. Deep down one of the problems being ive only got one testicle. I was born with it not really asked my parents about it. Except telling me i could get a fake one fitted every once in awhile.
Im not confatable with a girl seeing my one testicle, like would girls care as much as i worry ? Would they laugh?
Thats why i just steer away from girls, so i dont have to get into this situation. What can i do?


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Anonymous #2

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #1] * 6
    #19195640 - 11/27/13 06:50 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

tell them it got bit off by a shark.


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Anonymous #3

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19195677 - 11/27/13 07:00 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

I've never heard a woman say "I have GOT to have a man with 2 balls.. I just couldn't take 1 nut seriously".

I kinda doubt they'd give much of a shit, if they notice to begin with.


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Anonymous #4

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #19195683 - 11/27/13 07:02 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #3 said:
I've never heard a woman say "I have GOT to have a man with 2 balls.. I just couldn't take 1 nut seriously".

I kinda doubt they'd give much of a shit, if they notice to begin with.




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Anonymous #5

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #19195708 - 11/27/13 07:10 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

Unless I've been in long term relationships, I've never had girls desperate to play with my balls. Seriously, they aren't going to care - especially one night stands.


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Anonymous #2

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #19195791 - 11/27/13 07:31 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

i had a girl suck one of my balls and it was the most uncomfortable thing that I have ever had done to me. And to be honest, I had pubes.


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Anonymous #4

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #19195956 - 11/27/13 08:11 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #2 said:
i had a girl suck one of my balls and it was the most uncomfortable thing that I have ever had done to me. And to be honest, I had pubes.





I love getting my nuts sucked. I cum like crazy.


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Anonymous #6

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19195979 - 11/27/13 08:16 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

The lack of confidence you have about yourself is completely transparent to women. There is absolutely nothing wrong with being a virgin at your age, society just makes it seem like everyone needs to get laid by the time they turn eighteen.

Don't doubt yourself, and don't worry about having one nut. If anything, have a sense of humor about it. Women will only care if you do.


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Anonymous #7

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #19196104 - 11/27/13 08:50 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

Girls like dick, that is what fills up the vagina, not balls.

Ever hear of the saying, "I went balls deep into that bitch"? You CAN'T get your balls into the pussy, which makes the balls irrelevant at the end of the day!!


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Anonymous #8

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19196254 - 11/27/13 09:31 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

I'm twice your age and still a virgin, your point is?


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Anonymous #7

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #8] * 4
    #19196406 - 11/27/13 10:01 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #8 said:
I'm twice your age and still a virgin, your point is?




Dude, you're 38 and still a virgin?  Hire a whore for god sakes, you're gonna die without pumping a pussy, not cool. :huxleyfacepalm:


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Anonymous #3

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #7] * 3
    #19196487 - 11/27/13 10:18 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

Some people are aesexual and don't want to have sex.


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Anonymous #9

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #19198659 - 11/28/13 07:50 AM (8 years, 10 months ago)

He's going to die without STD's, not good.


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Anonymous #10

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19199882 - 11/28/13 06:04 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

Yeah girls don't give a shit about balls. Don't bring any attention to it, but don't be ashamed of it.


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Anonymous #11

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #19199891 - 11/28/13 06:08 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

yea it would suck if she started giving you head and all of a sudden "haha:lmafo:you only have one testicle"......:penis:


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Anonymous #12

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #19200493 - 11/28/13 09:09 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

Tell them you were diagnosed with one-ball cancer, and like only a true man could, you grabbed that one-cancered ball and ripped right out from the temple of man which it had defiled and was no longer welcome within. Ever since, you've been voyaging to find that one singular ball that had been tested by firey trial, and was looking for a matching one-balled sac to make its place of worship alongside. When you find that one ball, you'll know, and it will know. Until then, your spirit expanding mystical ball journey will continue.


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Anonymous #13

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #12] * 1
    #19201005 - 11/28/13 11:08 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

op i asked my girlfriend about this like a week ago she said it would not matter like at all.


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Anonymous #14

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19202931 - 11/29/13 07:36 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

Girls don't give a crap about balls.  They might play with them for a minute, but probably not.  You would probably be months into a relationship before they even notice, and at that point they would not care.


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Anonymous #15

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #14]
    #19203140 - 11/29/13 08:42 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

why the fuck does this even matter?


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Anonymous #13

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #15]
    #19203143 - 11/29/13 08:42 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

because OP is a virgin


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Anonymous #16

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #19203553 - 11/29/13 01:03 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #7 said:
You CAN'T get your balls into the pussy




Watch more porn.


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Anonymous #17

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #16]
    #19203690 - 11/29/13 03:02 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

OP, this is some completely unimportant, frivolous ridiculous shit to be worrying about. In the grand scheme of things, "second testicle" is one of the least important things I can think of. Like having all 10 toes or something. Far far away from a deal breaker, for most people.

What you need to do is invest the fucking time in some self improvement and some pua material, then get out there start meeting people.

19 is indeed a bit old to be a virgin, but I was in my early 20s when I first did the deed, so things could be worse.

PUA material dude, it works. Learn that shit, listen to it, study it like you study for midterms, it's stuff you need for life.

Oh and if ever you doubt yourself again, look at Sean Stephenson. THe guy is:

- A midget
- In a wheelchair
- Has various difformed body parts



Dated any number of awesome women, and recently got married. If ever you feel down again, think of him a bit and then get back to working on your PUA skills.

You'll be :boobs::biggrin::boobs: in no time :thumbup:


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Anonymous #8

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #19203806 - 11/29/13 04:11 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #7 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #8 said:
I'm twice your age and still a virgin, your point is?




Dude, you're 38 and still a virgin?  Hire a whore for god sakes, you're gonna die without pumping a pussy, not cool. :huxleyfacepalm:






No Sir. If its not special its not worth having.


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Anonymous #17

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #19203905 - 11/29/13 04:58 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #8 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #7 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #8 said:
I'm twice your age and still a virgin, your point is?




Dude, you're 38 and still a virgin?  Hire a whore for god sakes, you're gonna die without pumping a pussy, not cool. :huxleyfacepalm:






No Sir. If its not special its not worth having.



:waitwhatthehell:  :hahthatsrich: :rofl:

Oh man you'll bang your first woman in your 40s, and it will ALL come crashing down on you. All the MOUNTAINS OF PUSSY that you have willfully missed out on, it will be terrible. :facepalm:

38. 38. Fucking 38. Damn. You must have great tolerance for pain and frustration, I would have blown my brains out for sure if I passed 30. Even with my 25 I still think I missed out on countless miles of high school and college pussy, and will no doubt spend much of my life playing catch up, but 38? You just took this thread to a whole new level.

Oh and the first fuck you have, contrary to popular belief isn't THAT important. Like that quote from Lord of War says, you don't know what you're doing but it is exciting, and one way or another it's over way too fast. First time should not be completely abusive/disgusting/you fucking your dead grandma's stiff body or some crazy shit like that, but other than that you're good with any decent, passable, friendly wet pussy.

Are you deeply religious btw? Do you believe that you must marry some woman before taking her for a spin? I am actually much more curious about you than about OP. 38. Absolutely fascinating.


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Anonymous #14

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #17]
    #19204076 - 11/29/13 06:08 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

I believe that #8 does not want to get laid, and the fact that he hasn't does not bother him or her in the slightest.

Just a guess.


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Anonymous #7

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #19204411 - 11/29/13 07:44 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #8 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #7 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #8 said:
I'm twice your age and still a virgin, your point is?




Dude, you're 38 and still a virgin?  Hire a whore for god sakes, you're gonna die without pumping a pussy, not cool. :huxleyfacepalm:






No Sir. If its not special its not worth having.





If the slut is hot, it will be special. Get over yourself, we are animals that like fucking, get with the program.


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Anonymous #7

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19204413 - 11/29/13 07:45 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #18 said:
Get a bunch of MDMA post an add on craigslist for a night of ecstasy and fuck all night till you get your form.




Men can't stay erect of MDMA, poor suggestion.


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Anonymous #17

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #19204489 - 11/29/13 08:18 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #7 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #18 said:
Get a bunch of MDMA post an add on craigslist for a night of ecstasy and fuck all night till you get your form.




Men can't stay erect of MDMA, poor suggestion.



I don't think it's a "can't stay erect" situation.

I for one took MDMA twice with my fwb, which as the name says I have no problems fucking, but under the MDMA it was about touching and playing and talking and :tripping::tripping: together. It was about hugs and stuff, not cocks in the face.

Mild dose of shrooms perhaps and some nice :boobs: in yo face, now we're talking :biggrin:


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Anonymous #18

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #19204513 - 11/29/13 08:25 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

Op, do not sweat this. My first time was when I was 19, and I can count on my fingers the number since then. Everytime was slightly different and way fun. Just be true to yourself and it will happen. Oh, and the one ball thing can be an asset if spun correctly. For instance; yeah baby I only have one ball I lost it saving my cousin from being gangraped by gangbangers. I don't think of myself as a hero, now polish the wood.


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Anonymous #19

Re: 19 and still a virgin *DELETED* [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19204767 - 11/29/13 09:41 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

Post deleted by Anonymous

Reason for deletion: x



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Anonymous #3

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #19]
    #19205050 - 11/29/13 11:20 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

I'm atheist and dated a -really- Christian chick.. 2 in fact. It gets old really fast. She will constantly try to get you to accept god is real and will get pissed at you when you don't. Even if they say they're capable of accepting you as an atheist, they're full of shit. Every single time the subject comes up (which it does frequently, believe me) they'll ride you hard and ask why you don't believe or how can you not believe when -insert their idea of a miracle here-. Past the first week or so it always ends in a fight. You'll want to just drop it and she'll keep pushing until you get aggravated enough to lash out and she'll lash back.

And it's not generalizing when it's true. I've met only 2 devout Christians capable of accepting someone has a different belief system than them, out of probably literally 100-200. But the random devout Christian has nothing on annoyance when compared to devout Christian you're in a serious relationship with.


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Anonymous #13

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #19205230 - 11/30/13 12:11 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

man this girl i'm dating is super christian and now i can see why.


she has fits of panic attacks followed by talking about jesus and that calms her down.


its like a coping mechanism or something


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Anonymous #20

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19205707 - 11/30/13 02:27 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

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Edited by Anonymous (12/14/14 12:35 PM)


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Anonymous #17

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19206057 - 11/30/13 04:10 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #18 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #17 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #7 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #18 said:
Get a bunch of MDMA post an add on craigslist for a night of ecstasy and fuck all night till you get your form.




Men can't stay erect of MDMA, poor suggestion.



I don't think it's a "can't stay erect" situation.

I for one took MDMA twice with my fwb, which as the name says I have no problems fucking, but under the MDMA it was about touching and playing and talking and :tripping::tripping: together. It was about hugs and stuff, not cocks in the face.

Mild dose of shrooms perhaps and some nice :boobs: in yo face, now we're talking :biggrin:



:rolleyes: you would rather friendzone with your cousin on ecstasy but would have no problem fucking him on shrooms?



fwb = friends with benefits. obviously a fucking girl, wtf? and that was my experience of MDMA, both times that I took it. maybe if I take it with a girl that I actually love, that will lead to an amazing fuckathon, but with the fwb it lead to chilling and playing with skin, but nothing more.

Female cousins I'd fuck either way if given the chance, shrooms would just be a bonus at that point :satansmoking:

Quote:


This current girl I'm "courting" is the right one, we've been friends for a year now and lately I'm feeling like I need to tell her exactly how I feel.



What a wuss. Oh man you'll so get cheated on, that is IF she doesn't friendzone you in the first place. Courting he says. Tell her how I feel he says :rofl:

Quote:

The only barrier I see in our relationship is her being really christian, and me being an unwavering atheist.




I'd venture a guess that a much greater barrier is the fact of you two being platonic friends for a year and you making zero moves on her. Even if you start now, some time down the line any dude with more confidence and focus will surely snatch her away. Seen it happening, done it a few times, had it done to me a few times, when being the wuss that's teh price you pay :shrug:

A full year of chilling and doing nothing, I don't know what's more friend zone than that.

I think different religions can exist in a relationship, provided none of them are taken to extreme. I for one am completely 100% anti-Christian, but this girl I'm on and off with, that I really like, she's somewhat of a Christian, wears crosses goes to church, but out of respect I never even thought of starting debates with her on the topic. The rest of the world yes, I'll :rolleyes: and :haha: and laugh in their faces, but not if it's a true awesome relationship, on a deeper level. For people that do, IMO it's the lack of chemistry and love that's the problem there, not the different religions.


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Anonymous #19

Re: 19 and still a virgin *DELETED* [Re: Anonymous #17]
    #19206502 - 11/30/13 06:13 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

Post deleted by Anonymous

Reason for deletion: x



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Anonymous #21

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #19]
    #19206659 - 11/30/13 07:01 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

Hey op, im 19 and I lost my virginity this afternoon.

Its all about confidence man.

YOU CAN DO IT!


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Anonymous #22

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19206670 - 11/30/13 07:03 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
Im 19 and still a virgin, rubbish with girls and people in general in social situations. Deep down one of the problems being ive only got one testicle. I was born with it not really asked my parents about it. Except telling me i could get a fake one fitted every once in awhile.
Im not confatable with a girl seeing my one testicle, like would girls care as much as i worry ? Would they laugh?
Thats why i just steer away from girls, so i dont have to get into this situation. What can i do?




NOAH!! Is that you man?!


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Anonymous #10

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #19206680 - 11/30/13 07:07 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

Man I started having sex at thirteen and I think it kinda ruined it for me. Now it's just an everyday part of life and not something to look forward too. No regrets though :headbanger:


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Anonymous #17

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #19207475 - 11/30/13 03:06 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #20 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #17 said:
I'd venture a guess that a much greater barrier is the fact of you two being platonic friends for a year and you making zero moves on her. Even if you start now, some time down the line any dude with more confidence and focus will surely snatch her away. Seen it happening, done it a few times, had it done to me a few times, when being the wuss that's teh price you pay :shrug:

A full year of chilling and doing nothing, I don't know what's more friend zone than that.





I guess you didn't read my first post. I'm obviously "friendzoned" because every girl you didn't make a move on, friend zoned you, and your experience must be how relationships work the world over.



The quote is from your first post, what exactly are you talking about?

Anyway yes that's the gist of it. Spending long periods of platonic non-flirty times with a girl will certainly put you in the friend zone. Even if you start to do things with her after that point, it's mostly a sad stale thing that doesn't feel as amazing (for either of you) as when you click with someone from the get go, and things go their natural way. When there's chemistry there, it generally doesn't need 2 years to touch skins. If she's shy and all that, all the more reason why she needs a confident dude in her life, and by the sound of it you ain't him.

Quote:

Your ignorance disgusts me.



Haha, says the friendzoned fag who's courting a girl for a year and then needs to "talk about his feelings" :lol:

Quote:

Never mind that this girl I'm dating must be like every other american bimbo who just goes towards the guy with the most confidence and focus, and the guy who doesn't make a quick move always loses out.

She's from Ukraine. I'd imagine if I were as forward as some of the other single americans my age I'd have driven her away long ago. That's just the way she is - too shy and self-conscious to let people in.



Girls are the same the world over. There are minor differences in customs, some people use cars some use goats and boats and horses, but the dynamics are largely unchanged since the stone age, and I expect them to remain unchanged long after we start traveling the stars. The cultural imprinting is superficial, under the clothes we're all mammals, and the drives are what they've always been.

I'm from Eastern Europe, quite close to Ukraine actually. I've had ample chance to compare women of various backgrounds, and I have yet to find a geographical area where being an insecure wuss is of more value than being confident and chill.


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Anonymous #23

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #17]
    #19207623 - 11/30/13 04:49 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

I think you're ok, sport. If you're just trying to bust a nut and go for a one night stand, she probably won't even notice.


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Anonymous #24

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #23]
    #19208880 - 11/30/13 11:37 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

Most Christians are like Karate class drop-outs. You know those kids who took Karate for a year or 2 when they were kids?
There's thousands and thousands of them, and only a small handful actually took it seriously, earned their black belts, and then incorporated into lives the physical, mental, and spiritual lessons it's taught them.
But then you've got all those childhood Karate drop-outs who cling to the clan and still identify with it like they actually know Karate. You don't know Karate, you had brief, minimal exposure to it when your were a child. Then you got distracted by some wordly bullshit, you quit Karate, and you ended your discipline and wandered from the path. And to top it off you express your ignorance to the core values of Karate by bringing it up as a point of machismo by suggesting your superiority through various hypothetical, unprovoked situations of violence.
Sound familiar?
Go fuck yourselves Karate drop-outs. You're not Bruce Lee.  :brucelee:  :raptorJesus:



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Anonymous #25

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19219872 - 12/03/13 07:29 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

Dont worry toop much about your veginity and i bet you would be suprised how quickly you lose it.


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Anonymous #26

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19225162 - 12/04/13 11:18 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

I didn't read the whole thread, but I doubt too maany people will care about you only having one nut honestly... There's a member here who only has one nut, idr who, but he seems to be doing fine in his sex life...


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Anonymous #27

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #26]
    #19229749 - 12/05/13 09:56 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

I'm 20 and a virgin.. Don't rush it man. I don't care about it anyway, if I get a relationship that lasts, and is good enough, it will happen anyway, don't stress, I'm in the same boat (well a virgin), and i don't mind.

Sex is sold everywhere now so you think you need it at a certain age, it's just marketing lol, sex sells.


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Anonymous #24

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #27]
    #19229804 - 12/05/13 10:28 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

What happens if you die a virgin?


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Anonymous #8

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #24]
    #19230088 - 12/05/13 02:44 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #25 said:
What happens if you die a virgin?




IDK you get 72 whores?


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Anonymous #28

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19233454 - 12/06/13 04:25 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

Buddy, Don't worry about that at first. Find a fun girl to hang out with as a friend. Get to know eachother, if she likes you then start dating.

Once the issue of sex comes up that is when you will have to talk to her, by that point honestly she will more than likely not care because she will care about you on a more emotional level not just for looks.

Two testicles don't make you better in bed compared to just one medically speaking. It's really not that big of a deal its not freaky or anything I actually have a buddy with one testicle and he gets laid alot.

But because you have strayed away from girls because of the issue you are better off finding a nice girl rather then trying to sleep with every girl you can. These days its kinda scary to do that because so many whores carry STD's.

Any girl who makes a big deal about that probably isn't worth your time anyway. We all have our flaws just takes a right minded person to see past them. Trust me I know!!


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Anonymous #29

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #28]
    #19234573 - 12/06/13 08:48 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

I can relate to the virginity problem. I was 23 or 24, psychotic, depressed and had a head trauma since 19, and a virgin. So, I had to go see a hooker, because I couldn't stand it any longer and I was too mentally ill and unable to think to even begin to sway a woman... it was pretty awkward, I could hardly hold my boner and my 'friends' sorta laughed at me when they found out I went and saw a hooker but that's okay they didn't understand the illness; I had no chance with women like I was. At the time there was a lot of wish to be part of the culture and being a virgin at 23 is pretty embarrassing in Western culture. I would say you're probably more steeped in fitting in than I was yourself being 19. You have a disability too... maybe, and I hope this isn't a crude suggestion, but why not get a few hundred dollars and go see a hooker? It helped me greatly, got rid of that feeling I was falling behind etc. and made me much more confident.

A disabled person has gotta do what they gotta do.


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Anonymous #30

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #29]
    #19247659 - 12/09/13 07:24 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

,


Edited by Anonymous (06/10/14 07:21 AM)


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Anonymous #31

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19265856 - 12/12/13 10:35 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

I'm 21 and still a virgin. I've never even kissed a girl. I just have very severe social anxiety and can't be playful or fun or seem like I want to talk to anyone.

That being said, my brother has one testicle and his girlfriend doesn't give a shit and didn't laugh at him. That would be really fucked up of her.


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Anonymous #12

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19265947 - 12/12/13 11:01 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

Just jack off, then you'll have lost your virginity to your hand.


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Anonymous #32

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #19269120 - 12/13/13 11:04 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

In a way you might be luckier than me. Im a virgin too, and I have 2 balls. I am horrible in social situations, but probably worse than you because if I even make eye contact with a female, I would most of the time have some form of panic attack, resulting in total loss of motor control and turning beet colored. If she talks to me, I might pass out.

My best friend(who I knew was bi, but had a gf) told me he wanted to suck me off when we were drunk and on mescaline. I think he wanted more too, but I will never know. I didn't know what to do. Since I have a foreskin I didn't know how to tell it to him(hed never seen one) that he had to be gentle if he wanted me to like it. Honestly, I enjoyed it alot, more than wanking, but for some reason(the alcohal?) I didnt even reach fully erect. He was too rough with my cock, pulling the foreskin back to the point where the connective tissue attaching the head was enflamed for a week. I did exercises for months to loosen the skin so it wouldnt happen again, but I couldnt tell if he wanted me, and since I just wanted to save our friendship I said nothing about it.

I have kind of low testosterone I think, and it takes a long time to rejuvenate my semen, like I rarely ever wank twice in a day. Without watching porn or doing stimulants or a small speedball, I might go for weeks without an erection. I had wanked like 24 hours before he blew me, and I thought I would be able to jiz, but even though it felt great, I couldnt.

So, now I lost my best friend, and maybe missed my chance at being devirginated by my best friend. Worse, I know what a blowjob feels like, but ill probably never feel anything besides my hand again.

After that, I became even more antisocial because I just realized that I was so different from these monkeys walking around, how could I expect myself to know how to win their "games" to fuck them? Im pretty close to asexual at this point considering I will probably never even have an anxiety-free conversation with one of these apes again.


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Anonymous #33

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #32]
    #19269135 - 12/13/13 11:12 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

Unless u tell them i doubt first time fucking u will be comfortable enough to let a girl touch your ball. God im sorry im a dick hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


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Anonymous #34

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #17]
    #19271982 - 12/14/13 03:32 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

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Anonymous #17 said:
OP, this is some completely unimportant, frivolous ridiculous shit to be worrying about. In the grand scheme of things, "second testicle" is one of the least important things I can think of. Like having all 10 toes or something. Far far away from a deal breaker, for most people.

What you need to do is invest the fucking time in some self improvement and some pua material, then get out there start meeting people.

19 is indeed a bit old to be a virgin, but I was in my early 20s when I first did the deed, so things could be worse.

PUA material dude, it works. Learn that shit, listen to it, study it like you study for midterms, it's stuff you need for life.

Oh and if ever you doubt yourself again, look at Sean Stephenson. THe guy is:

- A midget
- In a wheelchair
- Has various difformed body parts



Dated any number of awesome women, and recently got married. If ever you feel down again, think of him a bit and then get back to working on your PUA skills.

You'll be :boobs::biggrin::boobs: in no time :thumbup:


lmao PUA is incredibly retarded


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Anonymous #35

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #34]
    #19280381 - 12/16/13 02:29 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

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19 and still a virgin




that you gask ?


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Anonymous #36

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #35]
    #19280557 - 12/16/13 03:21 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

OP don't be ashamed -- most of us here on the Shroomery are virgins. I'm talking about 80% are virgins here. Just believe in God and he will lead you to the Holy Pussy when ready.

God Bless,

Pastor Jefferson
Church of His Love.
(Proud Reformed and former child molester)


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Anonymous #13

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #36]
    #19280579 - 12/16/13 03:27 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

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Anonymous #37 said:
OP don't be ashamed -- most of us here on the Shroomery are virgins. I'm talking about 80% are virgins here.



LOL

not even close.  i bet its like 2%


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Anonymous #37

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19280746 - 12/16/13 04:15 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

fucking pussy i was 23 and i do not give a shit at all. sac up faggot.


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Anonymous #38

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #37]
    #19308063 - 12/21/13 10:29 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

I lost mine at 19, don't worry about it man just get drunk and act cocky if you really "need" it.  I've had a lot of sex since then and honestly man sex is very overrated its 30 minutes of sweating horny agression that is it lol


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Anonymous #29

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #38]
    #19308154 - 12/21/13 10:53 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

I admire dudes who were virgins into their twenties and didn't care. Strong personality right there.


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Anonymous #21

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #36]
    #19309761 - 12/22/13 07:23 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #37 said:
OP don't be ashamed -- most of us here on the Shroomery are virgins. I'm talking about 80% are virgins here. Just believe in God and he will lead you to the Holy Pussy when ready.

God Bless,

Pastor Jefferson
Church of His Love.
(Proud Reformed and former child molester)






What the fuck! Thats not cool!


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Anonymous #39

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #21]
    #19321420 - 12/24/13 11:17 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

I may as well be.  Lost my v card but still too fucked up mentally to attract anyone or anything.  3 years runnin without so much as a fucking wink.


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Anonymous #38

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #1] * 3
    #20349366 - 07/30/14 08:29 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Anonymous #1 said:
Im 19 and still a virgin, rubbish with girls and people in general in social situations. Deep down one of the problems being ive only got one testicle. I was born with it not really asked my parents about it. Except telling me i could get a fake one fitted every once in awhile.
Im not confatable with a girl seeing my one testicle, like would girls care as much as i worry ? Would they laugh?
Thats why i just steer away from girls, so i dont have to get into this situation. What can i do?



Treant aren't you 20 now?


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Anonymous #40

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #38]
    #20352463 - 07/31/14 03:43 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I lost my virginity at 19. Almost before I turned 20.


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Anonymous #41

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #20367647 - 08/03/14 11:22 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Please don't get down on yourself for still being a virgin at that age, its way more common than you'd think.  I suffered many of the same problems as you, anxiety, awkwardness, shyness around girls, yet I somehow managed to lose it at 19.  Its really a fake it till you make it thing, just get used to pretending you're james bond not giving a fuck, it gets easier I promise.

But to all those people downplaying the awesomeness of sex...you may be doing it wrong.  A healthy combo of drugs and sex (MDMA, LSD, even just weed) is among the most amazing experience us talking chimps can ever hope to achieve.


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Anonymous #42

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #41]
    #20368052 - 08/03/14 05:13 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

all of you virgins...stop poasting on the fucking shroomery and go out and get some. any. fat, old, crazy, whatever.


the reason there is a 19 year old virgin and a 38 year old virgin on this thread is just that....because you waste too much time on the internet and forsake real life.


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Anonymous #43

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #38]
    #20369676 - 08/04/14 01:19 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #39 said:
I lost mine at 19, don't worry about it man just get drunk and act cocky if you really "need" it.  I've had a lot of sex since then and honestly man sex is very overrated its 30 minutes of sweating horny agression that is it lol




NOT true, there is nothing better than to be horny as fuck, know that you will end up fucking this girl, take 2-3 beers to the room, open the first can, take 2-3 sips, pulling out the panties, the smell of pussy.. ahhhhhh.. the first dip in it.. ahhhhh.. but i agree, the rest of the story is most of the time just a sweaty and kind a weird process of aggression trying not to come to quick but neither take to long.. but whatever, i love it to then lie next to the chick, finishing the beer, enjoy another joint (especially when you took some opiates before) and then just fall asleep so terribly awesome without giving any fuck about the rest of the world or tomorrow..

but no worries OP, there will be times of so much sex that you will worry and doubt that you ever again actually look forward to sex and enjoy it.. it really gets boring after some time, even when you switch the girls sometimes (i had a time with a lot of different fuckbuddys)
but then, staying sober a while will just make you as horny as before, like didnt having sex for 19 years without having a plan about how is it done

i fucked the first time with 13 but it sucked because i was drunk and got so angry and disguised about my girlfriend afterwards that i broke up with her. must have looked really stupid from outside (especially her friends) but i just realized this many years after. anyway it was her idea and i was drunk and i would have broke up sooner or later  :shrug:

the second time (17) i was abroad (on holiday with parents) and no joke i was so drunk, walking trough a ghetto at night.. so there was this dog running after me yelling, i ran, and this hooker saved me. i said thanks and everything.. then she offered me a blowjob, i denied.. then she said "for free" and like, who can deny a blowjob for free??? we went into a staircase, and then i fucked her in her ass.. even a grandma disturbed us and laughed, but she managed everything somehow(i cant speak spanish) after this she wanted money but i spent all for beer, so i offered her a cigarette, she denied, and i dunno, i think it was somehow funny for her, because in this area you dont always get banged by a drunk westerner who is 17.
the only very very frightening thing in the morning was: she didn't want to show me her pussy. i asked why, and she said "period" and laughed somehow fraudulent. and i was really soooo so so drunk, that i think it might have been a transvestite  :uhoh:

so what ever, some masturbations really had been better than some sex i had. dont worry, there will be the point "where you finally can score, huhuhu huhuhu huhuhu"


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