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Anonymous #24

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #23]
    #19208880 - 11/30/13 11:37 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

Most Christians are like Karate class drop-outs. You know those kids who took Karate for a year or 2 when they were kids?
There's thousands and thousands of them, and only a small handful actually took it seriously, earned their black belts, and then incorporated into lives the physical, mental, and spiritual lessons it's taught them.
But then you've got all those childhood Karate drop-outs who cling to the clan and still identify with it like they actually know Karate. You don't know Karate, you had brief, minimal exposure to it when your were a child. Then you got distracted by some wordly bullshit, you quit Karate, and you ended your discipline and wandered from the path. And to top it off you express your ignorance to the core values of Karate by bringing it up as a point of machismo by suggesting your superiority through various hypothetical, unprovoked situations of violence.
Sound familiar?
Go fuck yourselves Karate drop-outs. You're not Bruce Lee.  :brucelee:  :raptorJesus:



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Anonymous #25

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19219872 - 12/03/13 07:29 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

Dont worry toop much about your veginity and i bet you would be suprised how quickly you lose it.


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Anonymous #26

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19225162 - 12/04/13 11:18 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

I didn't read the whole thread, but I doubt too maany people will care about you only having one nut honestly... There's a member here who only has one nut, idr who, but he seems to be doing fine in his sex life...


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Anonymous #27

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #26]
    #19229749 - 12/05/13 09:56 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

I'm 20 and a virgin.. Don't rush it man. I don't care about it anyway, if I get a relationship that lasts, and is good enough, it will happen anyway, don't stress, I'm in the same boat (well a virgin), and i don't mind.

Sex is sold everywhere now so you think you need it at a certain age, it's just marketing lol, sex sells.


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Anonymous #24

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #27]
    #19229804 - 12/05/13 10:28 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

What happens if you die a virgin?


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Anonymous #8

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #24]
    #19230088 - 12/05/13 02:44 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #25 said:
What happens if you die a virgin?




IDK you get 72 whores?


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Anonymous #28

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19233454 - 12/06/13 04:25 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

Buddy, Don't worry about that at first. Find a fun girl to hang out with as a friend. Get to know eachother, if she likes you then start dating.

Once the issue of sex comes up that is when you will have to talk to her, by that point honestly she will more than likely not care because she will care about you on a more emotional level not just for looks.

Two testicles don't make you better in bed compared to just one medically speaking. It's really not that big of a deal its not freaky or anything I actually have a buddy with one testicle and he gets laid alot.

But because you have strayed away from girls because of the issue you are better off finding a nice girl rather then trying to sleep with every girl you can. These days its kinda scary to do that because so many whores carry STD's.

Any girl who makes a big deal about that probably isn't worth your time anyway. We all have our flaws just takes a right minded person to see past them. Trust me I know!!


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Anonymous #29

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #28]
    #19234573 - 12/06/13 08:48 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

I can relate to the virginity problem. I was 23 or 24, psychotic, depressed and had a head trauma since 19, and a virgin. So, I had to go see a hooker, because I couldn't stand it any longer and I was too mentally ill and unable to think to even begin to sway a woman... it was pretty awkward, I could hardly hold my boner and my 'friends' sorta laughed at me when they found out I went and saw a hooker but that's okay they didn't understand the illness; I had no chance with women like I was. At the time there was a lot of wish to be part of the culture and being a virgin at 23 is pretty embarrassing in Western culture. I would say you're probably more steeped in fitting in than I was yourself being 19. You have a disability too... maybe, and I hope this isn't a crude suggestion, but why not get a few hundred dollars and go see a hooker? It helped me greatly, got rid of that feeling I was falling behind etc. and made me much more confident.

A disabled person has gotta do what they gotta do.


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Anonymous #30

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #29]
    #19247659 - 12/09/13 07:24 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

,


Edited by Anonymous (06/10/14 07:21 AM)


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Anonymous #31

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19265856 - 12/12/13 10:35 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

I'm 21 and still a virgin. I've never even kissed a girl. I just have very severe social anxiety and can't be playful or fun or seem like I want to talk to anyone.

That being said, my brother has one testicle and his girlfriend doesn't give a shit and didn't laugh at him. That would be really fucked up of her.


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Anonymous #12

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19265947 - 12/12/13 11:01 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

Just jack off, then you'll have lost your virginity to your hand.


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Anonymous #32

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #19269120 - 12/13/13 11:04 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

In a way you might be luckier than me. Im a virgin too, and I have 2 balls. I am horrible in social situations, but probably worse than you because if I even make eye contact with a female, I would most of the time have some form of panic attack, resulting in total loss of motor control and turning beet colored. If she talks to me, I might pass out.

My best friend(who I knew was bi, but had a gf) told me he wanted to suck me off when we were drunk and on mescaline. I think he wanted more too, but I will never know. I didn't know what to do. Since I have a foreskin I didn't know how to tell it to him(hed never seen one) that he had to be gentle if he wanted me to like it. Honestly, I enjoyed it alot, more than wanking, but for some reason(the alcohal?) I didnt even reach fully erect. He was too rough with my cock, pulling the foreskin back to the point where the connective tissue attaching the head was enflamed for a week. I did exercises for months to loosen the skin so it wouldnt happen again, but I couldnt tell if he wanted me, and since I just wanted to save our friendship I said nothing about it.

I have kind of low testosterone I think, and it takes a long time to rejuvenate my semen, like I rarely ever wank twice in a day. Without watching porn or doing stimulants or a small speedball, I might go for weeks without an erection. I had wanked like 24 hours before he blew me, and I thought I would be able to jiz, but even though it felt great, I couldnt.

So, now I lost my best friend, and maybe missed my chance at being devirginated by my best friend. Worse, I know what a blowjob feels like, but ill probably never feel anything besides my hand again.

After that, I became even more antisocial because I just realized that I was so different from these monkeys walking around, how could I expect myself to know how to win their "games" to fuck them? Im pretty close to asexual at this point considering I will probably never even have an anxiety-free conversation with one of these apes again.


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Anonymous #33

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #32]
    #19269135 - 12/13/13 11:12 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

Unless u tell them i doubt first time fucking u will be comfortable enough to let a girl touch your ball. God im sorry im a dick hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


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Anonymous #34

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #17]
    #19271982 - 12/14/13 03:32 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #17 said:
OP, this is some completely unimportant, frivolous ridiculous shit to be worrying about. In the grand scheme of things, "second testicle" is one of the least important things I can think of. Like having all 10 toes or something. Far far away from a deal breaker, for most people.

What you need to do is invest the fucking time in some self improvement and some pua material, then get out there start meeting people.

19 is indeed a bit old to be a virgin, but I was in my early 20s when I first did the deed, so things could be worse.

PUA material dude, it works. Learn that shit, listen to it, study it like you study for midterms, it's stuff you need for life.

Oh and if ever you doubt yourself again, look at Sean Stephenson. THe guy is:

- A midget
- In a wheelchair
- Has various difformed body parts



Dated any number of awesome women, and recently got married. If ever you feel down again, think of him a bit and then get back to working on your PUA skills.

You'll be :boobs::biggrin::boobs: in no time :thumbup:


lmao PUA is incredibly retarded


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Anonymous #35

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #34]
    #19280381 - 12/16/13 02:29 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

19 and still a virgin




that you gask ?


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Anonymous #36

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #35]
    #19280557 - 12/16/13 03:21 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

OP don't be ashamed -- most of us here on the Shroomery are virgins. I'm talking about 80% are virgins here. Just believe in God and he will lead you to the Holy Pussy when ready.

God Bless,

Pastor Jefferson
Church of His Love.
(Proud Reformed and former child molester)


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Anonymous #13

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #36]
    #19280579 - 12/16/13 03:27 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #37 said:
OP don't be ashamed -- most of us here on the Shroomery are virgins. I'm talking about 80% are virgins here.



LOL

not even close.  i bet its like 2%


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Anonymous #37

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19280746 - 12/16/13 04:15 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

fucking pussy i was 23 and i do not give a shit at all. sac up faggot.


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Anonymous #38

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #37]
    #19308063 - 12/21/13 10:29 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

I lost mine at 19, don't worry about it man just get drunk and act cocky if you really "need" it.  I've had a lot of sex since then and honestly man sex is very overrated its 30 minutes of sweating horny agression that is it lol


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Anonymous #29

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #38]
    #19308154 - 12/21/13 10:53 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

I admire dudes who were virgins into their twenties and didn't care. Strong personality right there.


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