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Anonymous #16

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #19203553 - 11/29/13 01:03 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

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Anonymous #7 said:
You CAN'T get your balls into the pussy




Watch more porn.


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Anonymous #17

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #16]
    #19203690 - 11/29/13 03:02 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

OP, this is some completely unimportant, frivolous ridiculous shit to be worrying about. In the grand scheme of things, "second testicle" is one of the least important things I can think of. Like having all 10 toes or something. Far far away from a deal breaker, for most people.

What you need to do is invest the fucking time in some self improvement and some pua material, then get out there start meeting people.

19 is indeed a bit old to be a virgin, but I was in my early 20s when I first did the deed, so things could be worse.

PUA material dude, it works. Learn that shit, listen to it, study it like you study for midterms, it's stuff you need for life.

Oh and if ever you doubt yourself again, look at Sean Stephenson. THe guy is:

- A midget
- In a wheelchair
- Has various difformed body parts



Dated any number of awesome women, and recently got married. If ever you feel down again, think of him a bit and then get back to working on your PUA skills.

You'll be :boobs::biggrin::boobs: in no time :thumbup:


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Anonymous #8

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #19203806 - 11/29/13 04:11 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

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I'm twice your age and still a virgin, your point is?




Dude, you're 38 and still a virgin?  Hire a whore for god sakes, you're gonna die without pumping a pussy, not cool. :huxleyfacepalm:






No Sir. If its not special its not worth having.


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Anonymous #17

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #19203905 - 11/29/13 04:58 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

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Anonymous #8 said:
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Anonymous #8 said:
I'm twice your age and still a virgin, your point is?




Dude, you're 38 and still a virgin?  Hire a whore for god sakes, you're gonna die without pumping a pussy, not cool. :huxleyfacepalm:






No Sir. If its not special its not worth having.



:waitwhatthehell:  :hahthatsrich: :rofl:

Oh man you'll bang your first woman in your 40s, and it will ALL come crashing down on you. All the MOUNTAINS OF PUSSY that you have willfully missed out on, it will be terrible. :facepalm:

38. 38. Fucking 38. Damn. You must have great tolerance for pain and frustration, I would have blown my brains out for sure if I passed 30. Even with my 25 I still think I missed out on countless miles of high school and college pussy, and will no doubt spend much of my life playing catch up, but 38? You just took this thread to a whole new level.

Oh and the first fuck you have, contrary to popular belief isn't THAT important. Like that quote from Lord of War says, you don't know what you're doing but it is exciting, and one way or another it's over way too fast. First time should not be completely abusive/disgusting/you fucking your dead grandma's stiff body or some crazy shit like that, but other than that you're good with any decent, passable, friendly wet pussy.

Are you deeply religious btw? Do you believe that you must marry some woman before taking her for a spin? I am actually much more curious about you than about OP. 38. Absolutely fascinating.


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Anonymous #14

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #17]
    #19204076 - 11/29/13 06:08 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

I believe that #8 does not want to get laid, and the fact that he hasn't does not bother him or her in the slightest.

Just a guess.


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Anonymous #7

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #19204411 - 11/29/13 07:44 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

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Anonymous #8 said:
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Anonymous #7 said:
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Anonymous #8 said:
I'm twice your age and still a virgin, your point is?




Dude, you're 38 and still a virgin?  Hire a whore for god sakes, you're gonna die without pumping a pussy, not cool. :huxleyfacepalm:






No Sir. If its not special its not worth having.





If the slut is hot, it will be special. Get over yourself, we are animals that like fucking, get with the program.


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Anonymous #7

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19204413 - 11/29/13 07:45 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

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Anonymous #18 said:
Get a bunch of MDMA post an add on craigslist for a night of ecstasy and fuck all night till you get your form.




Men can't stay erect of MDMA, poor suggestion.


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Anonymous #17

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #19204489 - 11/29/13 08:18 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

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Anonymous #7 said:
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Anonymous #18 said:
Get a bunch of MDMA post an add on craigslist for a night of ecstasy and fuck all night till you get your form.




Men can't stay erect of MDMA, poor suggestion.



I don't think it's a "can't stay erect" situation.

I for one took MDMA twice with my fwb, which as the name says I have no problems fucking, but under the MDMA it was about touching and playing and talking and :tripping::tripping: together. It was about hugs and stuff, not cocks in the face.

Mild dose of shrooms perhaps and some nice :boobs: in yo face, now we're talking :biggrin:


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Anonymous #18

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #19204513 - 11/29/13 08:25 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

Op, do not sweat this. My first time was when I was 19, and I can count on my fingers the number since then. Everytime was slightly different and way fun. Just be true to yourself and it will happen. Oh, and the one ball thing can be an asset if spun correctly. For instance; yeah baby I only have one ball I lost it saving my cousin from being gangraped by gangbangers. I don't think of myself as a hero, now polish the wood.


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Anonymous #19

Re: 19 and still a virgin *DELETED* [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19204767 - 11/29/13 09:41 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

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Anonymous #3

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #19]
    #19205050 - 11/29/13 11:20 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

I'm atheist and dated a -really- Christian chick.. 2 in fact. It gets old really fast. She will constantly try to get you to accept god is real and will get pissed at you when you don't. Even if they say they're capable of accepting you as an atheist, they're full of shit. Every single time the subject comes up (which it does frequently, believe me) they'll ride you hard and ask why you don't believe or how can you not believe when -insert their idea of a miracle here-. Past the first week or so it always ends in a fight. You'll want to just drop it and she'll keep pushing until you get aggravated enough to lash out and she'll lash back.

And it's not generalizing when it's true. I've met only 2 devout Christians capable of accepting someone has a different belief system than them, out of probably literally 100-200. But the random devout Christian has nothing on annoyance when compared to devout Christian you're in a serious relationship with.


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Anonymous #13

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #19205230 - 11/30/13 12:11 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

man this girl i'm dating is super christian and now i can see why.


she has fits of panic attacks followed by talking about jesus and that calms her down.


its like a coping mechanism or something


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Anonymous #20

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19205707 - 11/30/13 02:27 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

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Edited by Anonymous (12/14/14 12:35 PM)


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Anonymous #17

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19206057 - 11/30/13 04:10 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

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Anonymous #18 said:
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Anonymous #17 said:
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Anonymous #7 said:
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Anonymous #18 said:
Get a bunch of MDMA post an add on craigslist for a night of ecstasy and fuck all night till you get your form.




Men can't stay erect of MDMA, poor suggestion.



I don't think it's a "can't stay erect" situation.

I for one took MDMA twice with my fwb, which as the name says I have no problems fucking, but under the MDMA it was about touching and playing and talking and :tripping::tripping: together. It was about hugs and stuff, not cocks in the face.

Mild dose of shrooms perhaps and some nice :boobs: in yo face, now we're talking :biggrin:



:rolleyes: you would rather friendzone with your cousin on ecstasy but would have no problem fucking him on shrooms?



fwb = friends with benefits. obviously a fucking girl, wtf? and that was my experience of MDMA, both times that I took it. maybe if I take it with a girl that I actually love, that will lead to an amazing fuckathon, but with the fwb it lead to chilling and playing with skin, but nothing more.

Female cousins I'd fuck either way if given the chance, shrooms would just be a bonus at that point :satansmoking:

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This current girl I'm "courting" is the right one, we've been friends for a year now and lately I'm feeling like I need to tell her exactly how I feel.



What a wuss. Oh man you'll so get cheated on, that is IF she doesn't friendzone you in the first place. Courting he says. Tell her how I feel he says :rofl:

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The only barrier I see in our relationship is her being really christian, and me being an unwavering atheist.




I'd venture a guess that a much greater barrier is the fact of you two being platonic friends for a year and you making zero moves on her. Even if you start now, some time down the line any dude with more confidence and focus will surely snatch her away. Seen it happening, done it a few times, had it done to me a few times, when being the wuss that's teh price you pay :shrug:

A full year of chilling and doing nothing, I don't know what's more friend zone than that.

I think different religions can exist in a relationship, provided none of them are taken to extreme. I for one am completely 100% anti-Christian, but this girl I'm on and off with, that I really like, she's somewhat of a Christian, wears crosses goes to church, but out of respect I never even thought of starting debates with her on the topic. The rest of the world yes, I'll :rolleyes: and :haha: and laugh in their faces, but not if it's a true awesome relationship, on a deeper level. For people that do, IMO it's the lack of chemistry and love that's the problem there, not the different religions.


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Anonymous #19

Re: 19 and still a virgin *DELETED* [Re: Anonymous #17]
    #19206502 - 11/30/13 06:13 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

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Anonymous #21

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #19]
    #19206659 - 11/30/13 07:01 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

Hey op, im 19 and I lost my virginity this afternoon.

Its all about confidence man.

YOU CAN DO IT!


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Anonymous #22

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19206670 - 11/30/13 07:03 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

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Anonymous #1 said:
Im 19 and still a virgin, rubbish with girls and people in general in social situations. Deep down one of the problems being ive only got one testicle. I was born with it not really asked my parents about it. Except telling me i could get a fake one fitted every once in awhile.
Im not confatable with a girl seeing my one testicle, like would girls care as much as i worry ? Would they laugh?
Thats why i just steer away from girls, so i dont have to get into this situation. What can i do?




NOAH!! Is that you man?!


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Anonymous #10

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #19206680 - 11/30/13 07:07 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

Man I started having sex at thirteen and I think it kinda ruined it for me. Now it's just an everyday part of life and not something to look forward too. No regrets though :headbanger:


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Anonymous #17

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #19207475 - 11/30/13 03:06 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

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Anonymous #20 said:
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I'd venture a guess that a much greater barrier is the fact of you two being platonic friends for a year and you making zero moves on her. Even if you start now, some time down the line any dude with more confidence and focus will surely snatch her away. Seen it happening, done it a few times, had it done to me a few times, when being the wuss that's teh price you pay :shrug:

A full year of chilling and doing nothing, I don't know what's more friend zone than that.





I guess you didn't read my first post. I'm obviously "friendzoned" because every girl you didn't make a move on, friend zoned you, and your experience must be how relationships work the world over.



The quote is from your first post, what exactly are you talking about?

Anyway yes that's the gist of it. Spending long periods of platonic non-flirty times with a girl will certainly put you in the friend zone. Even if you start to do things with her after that point, it's mostly a sad stale thing that doesn't feel as amazing (for either of you) as when you click with someone from the get go, and things go their natural way. When there's chemistry there, it generally doesn't need 2 years to touch skins. If she's shy and all that, all the more reason why she needs a confident dude in her life, and by the sound of it you ain't him.

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Your ignorance disgusts me.



Haha, says the friendzoned fag who's courting a girl for a year and then needs to "talk about his feelings" :lol:

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Never mind that this girl I'm dating must be like every other american bimbo who just goes towards the guy with the most confidence and focus, and the guy who doesn't make a quick move always loses out.

She's from Ukraine. I'd imagine if I were as forward as some of the other single americans my age I'd have driven her away long ago. That's just the way she is - too shy and self-conscious to let people in.



Girls are the same the world over. There are minor differences in customs, some people use cars some use goats and boats and horses, but the dynamics are largely unchanged since the stone age, and I expect them to remain unchanged long after we start traveling the stars. The cultural imprinting is superficial, under the clothes we're all mammals, and the drives are what they've always been.

I'm from Eastern Europe, quite close to Ukraine actually. I've had ample chance to compare women of various backgrounds, and I have yet to find a geographical area where being an insecure wuss is of more value than being confident and chill.


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Anonymous #23

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #17]
    #19207623 - 11/30/13 04:49 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

I think you're ok, sport. If you're just trying to bust a nut and go for a one night stand, she probably won't even notice.


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