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Anonymous #1

19 and still a virgin
    #19195596 - 11/27/13 06:33 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

Im 19 and still a virgin, rubbish with girls and people in general in social situations. Deep down one of the problems being ive only got one testicle. I was born with it not really asked my parents about it. Except telling me i could get a fake one fitted every once in awhile.
Im not confatable with a girl seeing my one testicle, like would girls care as much as i worry ? Would they laugh?
Thats why i just steer away from girls, so i dont have to get into this situation. What can i do?


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Anonymous #2

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #1] * 6
    #19195640 - 11/27/13 06:50 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

tell them it got bit off by a shark.


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Anonymous #3

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19195677 - 11/27/13 07:00 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

I've never heard a woman say "I have GOT to have a man with 2 balls.. I just couldn't take 1 nut seriously".

I kinda doubt they'd give much of a shit, if they notice to begin with.


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Anonymous #4

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #19195683 - 11/27/13 07:02 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #3 said:
I've never heard a woman say "I have GOT to have a man with 2 balls.. I just couldn't take 1 nut seriously".

I kinda doubt they'd give much of a shit, if they notice to begin with.




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Anonymous #5

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #19195708 - 11/27/13 07:10 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

Unless I've been in long term relationships, I've never had girls desperate to play with my balls. Seriously, they aren't going to care - especially one night stands.


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Anonymous #2

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #19195791 - 11/27/13 07:31 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

i had a girl suck one of my balls and it was the most uncomfortable thing that I have ever had done to me. And to be honest, I had pubes.


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Anonymous #4

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #19195956 - 11/27/13 08:11 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #2 said:
i had a girl suck one of my balls and it was the most uncomfortable thing that I have ever had done to me. And to be honest, I had pubes.





I love getting my nuts sucked. I cum like crazy.


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Anonymous #6

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19195979 - 11/27/13 08:16 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

The lack of confidence you have about yourself is completely transparent to women. There is absolutely nothing wrong with being a virgin at your age, society just makes it seem like everyone needs to get laid by the time they turn eighteen.

Don't doubt yourself, and don't worry about having one nut. If anything, have a sense of humor about it. Women will only care if you do.


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Anonymous #7

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #19196104 - 11/27/13 08:50 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

Girls like dick, that is what fills up the vagina, not balls.

Ever hear of the saying, "I went balls deep into that bitch"? You CAN'T get your balls into the pussy, which makes the balls irrelevant at the end of the day!!


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Anonymous #8

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19196254 - 11/27/13 09:31 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

I'm twice your age and still a virgin, your point is?


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Anonymous #7

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #8] * 4
    #19196406 - 11/27/13 10:01 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

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Anonymous #8 said:
I'm twice your age and still a virgin, your point is?




Dude, you're 38 and still a virgin?  Hire a whore for god sakes, you're gonna die without pumping a pussy, not cool. :huxleyfacepalm:


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Anonymous #3

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #7] * 3
    #19196487 - 11/27/13 10:18 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

Some people are aesexual and don't want to have sex.


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Anonymous #9

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #19198659 - 11/28/13 07:50 AM (8 years, 10 months ago)

He's going to die without STD's, not good.


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Anonymous #10

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19199882 - 11/28/13 06:04 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

Yeah girls don't give a shit about balls. Don't bring any attention to it, but don't be ashamed of it.


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Anonymous #11

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #19199891 - 11/28/13 06:08 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

yea it would suck if she started giving you head and all of a sudden "haha:lmafo:you only have one testicle"......:penis:


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Anonymous #12

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #19200493 - 11/28/13 09:09 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

Tell them you were diagnosed with one-ball cancer, and like only a true man could, you grabbed that one-cancered ball and ripped right out from the temple of man which it had defiled and was no longer welcome within. Ever since, you've been voyaging to find that one singular ball that had been tested by firey trial, and was looking for a matching one-balled sac to make its place of worship alongside. When you find that one ball, you'll know, and it will know. Until then, your spirit expanding mystical ball journey will continue.


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Anonymous #13

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #12] * 1
    #19201005 - 11/28/13 11:08 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

op i asked my girlfriend about this like a week ago she said it would not matter like at all.


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Anonymous #14

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19202931 - 11/29/13 07:36 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

Girls don't give a crap about balls.  They might play with them for a minute, but probably not.  You would probably be months into a relationship before they even notice, and at that point they would not care.


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Anonymous #15

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #14]
    #19203140 - 11/29/13 08:42 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

why the fuck does this even matter?


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Anonymous #13

Re: 19 and still a virgin [Re: Anonymous #15]
    #19203143 - 11/29/13 08:42 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

because OP is a virgin


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