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Offlinekamealh
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Found my wife's diary with her ex's love poems fed it to my B+ * 1
    #19195067 - 11/27/13 04:29 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

hehe

I asked her if she had anything from her ex she said she threw them all out before we got married ...

we got married she moved into my house

I found a huge diary she brought with her with every single day she spent with her highschool sweetheart detailed in it .... kinda pissed me off that she kept it but what i hated more was that she lied about it being there...

anyways ..
I soaked it with nutritious horse poo water for 12 hours then pasterized it....

then ...

I flipped thru it sprinkling grains of my fastest spreading B+ isolate then bagged it and threw it in the attic




can't wait for us to eat the shrooms her memories produce..

she found out and said she didn't care she even liked the idea that kinda pissed me off lol


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Re: Found my wife's diary with her ex's love poems fed it to my B+ [Re: kamealh]
    #19195084 - 11/27/13 04:36 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Lol.


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Re: Found my wife's diary with her ex's love poems fed it to my B+ [Re: highc]
    #19195095 - 11/27/13 04:46 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Wow, that is the best possible way to handle that situation! Haha


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Re: Found my wife's diary with her ex's love poems fed it to my B+ [Re: kamealh]
    #19195169 - 11/27/13 05:57 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I lolled


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Re: Found my wife's diary with her ex's love poems fed it to my B+ [Re: AroundtheSon]
    #19195268 - 11/27/13 07:01 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I want pics, but that's a smooth move for sure
:kenthumbup:


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Re: Found my wife's diary with her ex's love poems fed it to my B+ [Re: Pastywhyte]
    #19195322 - 11/27/13 07:45 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Haha!


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Re: Found my wife's diary with her ex's love poems fed it to my B+ [Re: kamealh]
    #19195526 - 11/27/13 09:12 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

This is great! I always wondered how RR got the mycelium to colonize that bible.


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Re: Found my wife's diary with her ex's love poems fed it to my B+ [Re: CaseyJones199]
    #19195536 - 11/27/13 09:15 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

RR used grains.


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Re: Found my wife's diary with her ex's love poems fed it to my B+ [Re: silverstem]
    #19195559 - 11/27/13 09:25 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:laugh2:


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Re: Found my wife's diary with her ex's love poems fed it to my B+ [Re: kamealh]
    #19195621 - 11/27/13 09:43 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

kamealh said:
hehe

I asked her if she had anything from her ex she said she threw them all out before we got married ...

we got married she moved into my house

I found a huge diary she brought with her with every single day she spent with her highschool sweetheart detailed in it .... kinda pissed me off that she kept it but what i hated more was that she lied about it being there...

anyways ..
I soaked it with nutritious horse poo water for 12 hours then pasterized it....

then ...

I flipped thru it sprinkling grains of my fastest spreading B+ isolate then bagged it and threw it in the attic




can't wait for us to eat the shrooms her memories produce..

she found out and said she didn't care she even liked the idea that kinda pissed me off lol



that fucking awsome


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Re: Found my wife's diary with her ex's love poems fed it to my B+ [Re: mushcrab] * 1
    #19195642 - 11/27/13 09:50 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

If she ever cheats, you can put the dude through a woodchipper and spread him across the yard as fertilizer.. jus  make sure to water the yard down properly after:wink:


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Re: Found my wife's diary with her ex's love poems fed it to my B+ [Re: SamhainJ]
    #19196429 - 11/27/13 01:06 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Wow, both of y'all sound cray as hell. LOL!


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Re: Found my wife's diary with her ex's love poems fed it to my B+ [Re: dionysiandame]
    #19196653 - 11/27/13 01:54 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

ahh man i liked your wife too, too bad bud:frown: now you gotta find another one to put to work:thumbup:


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Re: Found my wife's diary with her ex's love poems fed it to my B+ [Re: cronicr]
    #19196733 - 11/27/13 02:17 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

lol this thread


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Re: Found my wife's diary with her ex's love poems fed it to my B+ [Re: shroomseng]
    #19196764 - 11/27/13 02:25 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

i feel bad, i talk about her everytime he posts:crazy:
fuck the bitch!


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Re: Found my wife's diary with her ex's love poems fed it to my B+ [Re: cronicr] * 2
    #19343249 - 12/29/13 07:56 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

WELL THEN... Turned out I inoculated with wrong grain jar ...


lol
but nonetheless it was yummy



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Re: Found my wife's diary with her ex's love poems fed it to my B+ [Re: kamealh]
    #19343253 - 12/29/13 07:57 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

:woot:


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Re: Found my wife's diary with her ex's love poems fed it to my B+ [Re: cronicr] * 1
    #19343361 - 12/29/13 08:26 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

:laugh:


and the following is what i did


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Re: Found my wife's diary with her ex's love poems fed it to my B+ [Re: kamealh]
    #19343384 - 12/29/13 08:31 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Well now,

This is awesome!


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Re: Found my wife's diary with her ex's love poems fed it to my B+ [Re: kamealh]
    #19343390 - 12/29/13 08:33 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

wife keeping diary with poems of her ex?

off with her head!:tongue2:


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