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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: akira_akuma]
#19190093 - 11/26/13 01:13 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Exactly. Since when does sharing a hobby make someone gay?
Also, I feel really guilty afterwards, so obvs not gay.
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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: koods]
#19190104 - 11/26/13 01:17 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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koods said: Exactly. Since when does sharing a hobby make someone gay?
Also, I feel really guilty afterwards, so obvs not gay.
sharing a hobby, indeed.
guilty eh? odd emotion to have with it but I've never been with a dude as a straight male so
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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: koods]
#19190107 - 11/26/13 01:18 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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koods said: Occasionally jerking off guys in the car IS NOT gay.
whoa whoa calm down tiger, just a question hehehe.
but, for future reference, it is pretty gay
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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: JesusIsLord] 3
#19190178 - 11/26/13 01:47 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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JesusIsLord said:
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koods said: Occasionally jerking off guys in the car IS NOT gay.
whoa whoa calm down tiger, just a question hehehe.
but, for future reference, it is pretty gay 
You sound exactly like my ex boyfriend.
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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: robbyberto]
#19190310 - 11/26/13 03:19 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Grigore said: Long story short,few years ago I was having a weird passion that consisted in perforating the brain of dead animals and penetrating them.I was depositing the brains in the fridge and one night my grandmother caught me fucking a dog's brain,1 week later she died.
Dude, wait, what?!
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Grigore said: Long story short,few years ago I was having a weird passion that consisted in perforating the brain of dead animals and penetrating them.I was depositing the brains in the fridge and one night my grandmother caught me fucking a dog's brain,1 week later she died.
Dude, wait, what?!
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Grigore said: Long story short,few years ago I was having a weird passion that consisted in perforating the brain of dead animals and penetrating them.I was depositing the brains in the fridge and one night my grandmother caught me fucking a dog's brain,1 week later she died.
Dude, wait, what?!
  HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS MADE ME LAUGH SOOOOO HARD
THAT'S NOT AN AWKWARD MOMENT
WELL YES IT IS
BUT IT'S SO DEPRAVED AND RANDOM THAT IT'S TOO FUNNY
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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: 28064212]
#19190702 - 11/26/13 07:27 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I was meeting up to get some MDMA from a dealer I didn't know yet. Waited at 7-11, and a car stopped like right next to me and we locked eyes.
Lol so I opened his side door and he was likeWHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
I gave a confused look and asked, "wait, you are the Molly dealer right? Points for $15?"
He was like..."no. Drugs are bad".
So I apologized and exited the car. The walk of shame back to my car was terrible but the goods came minutes later.
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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: TwinEclipse]
#19190719 - 11/26/13 07:35 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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no drugs are bad...what a fuckin typical DARE program robotic fuckin response.
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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: berdinwall]
#19190726 - 11/26/13 07:40 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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berdinwall said: no drugs are bad...what a fuckin typical DARE program robotic fuckin response.
No, that would've been calling the police.
If someone said this shit to me I would just laugh.
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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: TrentBoyett]
#19190759 - 11/26/13 07:51 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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One of my most awkward moments is when I was in the heart of my heroin addiction and im in the bathroom trying to hit my mom in the neck with blood squirting all over the bathroom...it was just a mess. My life was a mess.
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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#19191051 - 11/26/13 09:35 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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My 2000th post 
About a year ago I was spending the night over my buddies who had his girl over too. There were 6 or 7 of my other buddies there too and we all took some mxe/4-aco-dmt. Except me, i took an extreme amount of both because i always dosed high with them but this night i figured was perfect to see what the deepest of holes on the two would be like, well...i got it.
My subconscious basically took over me and i had so many thoughts going through my head at once i couldnt think before i said anything and practically spent the whole night in this hole yelling about how i need to fuck this dude's girl to stop my 'bad trip' of information overload. I swear to god this happened, when i came out of the hole it wasnt awkward because we're all fam and everybody knows she looks good so it was nbd but it had to be weird for them fucking in the other room while this dudes yellin about banging the hell out of your girl ahahaha. What was weird though was i had a girl i was so in love with at the time and would have never hurt so i found that interesting
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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: berdinwall]
#19191057 - 11/26/13 09:37 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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berdinwall said: no drugs are bad...what a fuckin typical DARE program robotic fuckin response.
That is something people who use drugs think that people who are against drugs would say. The guy knew what Molly is.
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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: koods]
#19191264 - 11/26/13 10:28 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Im somehow so high right now that that actually made sense
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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#19191569 - 11/26/13 11:40 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Bill_Oreilly said: One of my most awkward moments is when I was in the heart of my heroin addiction and im in the bathroom trying to hit my mom in the neck with blood squirting all over the bathroom...it was just a mess. My life was a mess.
When I was in seventh grade, me and my friend got drunk at his house one day after school. I got totally plastered. He eventually walked me home- me trying to take all my clothes off the whole way down a busy street He left me on my front doorstep, knocked and ran away. My parents had to put me in the bathtub and wash all the barf off. About 4am I woke up in my bed, very Ill and very confused about what was going on. Fortunately, I had totally blacked out and don't have to deal with memories of that humiliating night.
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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: koods] 1
#19191643 - 11/26/13 11:56 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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lol. imagine all the fucked up shit that could have happened that no-one remembers
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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: spazmodog]
#19191746 - 11/26/13 12:19 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I had to wait a day to ask my friend why I had a huge bruise on my forehead. He said I walked into a tree.
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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: koods]
#19192162 - 11/26/13 01:48 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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koods said:
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JesusIsLord said:
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koods said: Occasionally jerking off guys in the car IS NOT gay.
whoa whoa calm down tiger, just a question hehehe.
but, for future reference, it is pretty gay 
You sound exactly like my ex boyfriend.
coincidence? I think not
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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#19192248 - 11/26/13 02:06 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Bill_Oreilly said: One of my most awkward moments is when I was in the heart of my heroin addiction and im in the bathroom trying to hit my mom in the neck with blood squirting all over the bathroom...it was just a mess. My life was a mess.
Was this when you were mushroomjesus?
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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: JesusIsLord]
#19192260 - 11/26/13 02:10 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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JesusIsLord said:
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koods said:
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JesusIsLord said:
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koods said: Occasionally jerking off guys in the car IS NOT gay.
whoa whoa calm down tiger, just a question hehehe.
but, for future reference, it is pretty gay 
You sound exactly like my ex boyfriend.
coincidence? I think not 
That's right... I trolled Jesus.
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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: koods]
#19192266 - 11/26/13 02:12 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: What are some top awkward moments you've had? [Re: JesusIsLord]
#19192425 - 11/26/13 02:48 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I read your sig as "god is refined by fire" and it made just as much sense as 'gold is refined by fire', lol
and yea repertoire, it was when I da shroomjezus
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