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OfflineJesusIsLord
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another stupid ass roommate situation
    #19189866 - 11/25/13 11:57 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

So we all sit down and talk tonight go over some rules our landlord reminded the leaseholder (a roommate) about. Note: we all should be on the lease, and were told we would be, but through some bullshit somehow only one dude ended up on it. Whatever.

So We have 5 cars at the house right now and 3 roommates in the 3 rooms. 1 roommate has his brother staying here til he gets an apartment or whatthefuckever. I have 2 cars. So apparently we only have 4 spots we can divy up, can't park on the lawn, so somehow I'm the odd man out that needs to move my 2nd car. Fuck that. I pay for those spaces, this guy is a guest, his shit should move. I need to figure out a polite way to bring this up as I work with all these guys and don't want to be an asshole but at the same time really, fuck that, I live here, I ain't movin my shit. If you get hit with a ticket because your brother won't move the fuck out to a man camp or something, too fucking bad.

:shrug:

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Offlineakira_akuma
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Re: another stupid ass roommate situation [Re: JesusIsLord]
    #19189870 - 11/25/13 11:59 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:lol: roommates... Jesus, show them what happens when Marines get crazy, and go Gomer Pyle on them.


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Re: another stupid ass roommate situation [Re: JesusIsLord] * 9
    #19189874 - 11/26/13 12:00 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Start slipping Ego-destroying doses of mushrooms into their food once a week until they change into good people.


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Re: another stupid ass roommate situation *DELETED* [Re: JesusIsLord]
    #19189876 - 11/26/13 12:00 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: another stupid ass roommate situation [Re: akira_akuma] * 3
    #19189878 - 11/26/13 12:01 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Just tell him he needs to move his fucking car.


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OfflineJesusIsLord
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Re: another stupid ass roommate situation [Re: The Vapor]
    #19189891 - 11/26/13 12:03 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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The Vapor said:
Just tell him he needs to move his fucking car.



fuckin A. Or I'll just move my 2nd car into that spot when he leaves for work since I'm on vacation. But that'll be a shit storm. Fuck it tho. I live here, I pay the fuckin rent.


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Offlineakira_akuma
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Re: another stupid ass roommate situation [Re: JesusIsLord]
    #19189899 - 11/26/13 12:05 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

conflict breeds creativity. be creative and piss them off with stuff, like they're pissing you off.


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Re: another stupid ass roommate situation [Re: JesusIsLord]
    #19189906 - 11/26/13 12:06 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

How many people do you live with?  You have two vehicles - do you pay for two parking spaces?


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Re: another stupid ass roommate situation [Re: pwnasaurus]
    #19189913 - 11/26/13 12:09 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

pwnasaurus said:
How many people do you live with?  You have two vehicles - do you pay for two parking spaces?



we don't pay for parking spaces, we just have 4 allotted spaces infront of our single wide, apparently (i think my roommate might be full of shit as i didn't actually read the lease and he just wants me to move my 2nd car off the lawn).

BUT, I do pay rent for our single wide, and this extra dude that bums on our couch isn't paying for shit, yet apparently he doesn't need to move his car? The fuck?


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Re: another stupid ass roommate situation [Re: akira_akuma]
    #19189923 - 11/26/13 12:11 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

akira_akuma said:
conflict breeds creativity. be creative and piss them off with stuff, like they're pissing you off.



I figure I'd just take the spot with my 2nd car and not say shit about it like, problem solved? Figure out where the fuck you park your shit now. Or just fucking leave, since our couch is not another fucking room to rent, it's a common room.

SO fucking sick of my roommate bringing over his family/friends to constantly bum on our fucking couch for weeks/months at a time. I'm done. I'm parking my shit there tomorrow. Fuck it


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Re: another stupid ass roommate situation [Re: JesusIsLord]
    #19189927 - 11/26/13 12:12 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

he needs to move his car, but you have to make him, or tell your roommate that he should stop being an idiot, or you'll cane his ass with a rusty piece of reinforced steel.


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Re: another stupid ass roommate situation [Re: JesusIsLord]
    #19189930 - 11/26/13 12:13 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Well whoever's brother it is deserves a spot since he is paying rent, no?  Can he not give his space to his brother?


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Re: another stupid ass roommate situation [Re: pwnasaurus]
    #19189943 - 11/26/13 12:16 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

pwnasaurus said:
Well whoever's brother it is deserves a spot since he is paying rent, no?  Can he not give his space to his brother?



so why would he get 2 spaces though? I mean, he's paying rent for the house, but is he paying rent for 2 people to be there? No. So why should that extend to parking?


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Re: another stupid ass roommate situation [Re: akira_akuma]
    #19189952 - 11/26/13 12:17 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

akira_akuma said:
he needs to move his car, but you have to make him, or tell your roommate that he should stop being an idiot, or you'll cane his ass with a rusty piece of reinforced steel.



fuck man it's such a stupid thing to let it bug me it's just like fuck this wouldn't be a problem if you weren't making our house a fucking hotel so why the fuck should i be inconvenienced i live here.


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Re: another stupid ass roommate situation [Re: JesusIsLord]
    #19189958 - 11/26/13 12:19 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Parking your cars in the parking spaces you have a right to as a paying tenant is just plain fair. It doesn't make you an asshole, they're the assholes. Fuck that free-loading bastard.


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Re: another stupid ass roommate situation [Re: Gilgamesh18] * 3
    #19189962 - 11/26/13 12:20 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Gilgamesh18 said:
Dump the guys body unto the cold tundra




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Re: another stupid ass roommate situation [Re: Into The Woods] * 2
    #19189965 - 11/26/13 12:23 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Into The Woods said:
Parking your cars in the parking spaces you have a right to as a paying tenant is just plain fair. It doesn't make you an asshole, they're the assholes. Fuck that free-loading bastard.



fucking thank you for saying that dude. I think I'm just being a push-over trying to be nice in these situations and I'm fucking tired of it. I'm already paying for this dudes utilities and shit for free and he doesn't offer to chip in shit so fuckem. I think he's just waiting here forever til an apartment will open up for him which could take FOREVER instead of just quitting inconveniencing us and moving into the mancamps which are always vacant. Fucking leech doesn't even give a shit he's a burden just sits there like ya you have 2 cars you should move it. Fuck you dude. Plus he took over 2 rooms in our house with all his shit. My roommate is inconsiderate as fuck of us, just lets other people freeload with no end date to it and endlessly accomodates them with our space and whatnot without asking us. Fuck this. Fuck him. He'll be coming home to an occupied spot tomorrow and I could give a fuck less if it pisses them off.


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Offlineakira_akuma
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Re: another stupid ass roommate situation [Re: JesusIsLord]
    #19189969 - 11/26/13 12:25 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

are you gonna do anything about it? or would that inconvenience in your living situation?


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Re: another stupid ass roommate situation [Re: akira_akuma]
    #19189980 - 11/26/13 12:30 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

See, I work with these guys too. So if I piss them off I deal with grumpy bitches 12 hours a day, so I can't exactly just piss everyone off and do what the fuck I want all the time, but they need to know some shit they pull is fucked and over the top. It's a fine line.

I really can't do anything technically as I'm not on the lease, the roommate with the brother is on the lease even though my boss assured me we'd all be on the lease so no one person had any more authority or whatever the fuck. So they're all pissing me off, basically. But I let shit go a lot to not rock the boat because I pay SOOOO little rent for this area it's insane but still motherfuckers inviting people over to stay indefinitely then telling me I can't have a doorknob with a lock/key on it as it constitutes a modification is bullshit, straight bullshit. I don't know this fucker and yet I can't have a lock to MY room? Fuck that.


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Re: another stupid ass roommate situation [Re: JesusIsLord]
    #19189989 - 11/26/13 12:34 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

see the only problem is if I just take that spot tomorrow I'm sure they'll be gunning for my other spot if I leave and they're home or whatever. Fucking petty bullshit. I'll ask my neighbor if I can just park it on their spot right by our 4th spot they'll only have 1 car so should be fine. If push comes to shove I ain't taking my 2nd car off the property entirely. I fucking pay to be here, that leech bitch doesn't end of fucking story.


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