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Craigslist Success? What would you do Shroomery? * 1
    #19189815 - 11/25/13 11:43 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

So a month ago I posted an ad on Craigslist in the "men seeking women" section, I did this deliberately to avoid being lumped in with the 1000's of ads that are posted in the M4F casual encounters section.. I have already had some success, a 45 year old decent looking lady, but that's a story for another time.

I had basically forgot about this ad , I figured it was already deleted or buried so far it may as well been deleted. Today I received an e-mail from an sub okay looking lady with a very strange request, this is what I opened;

" hello im wondering how you feel about kids? I know BAM weird and out there but im not gonna sugar coat it I wanna get pregnant and soon I want nothing serious, but I have a high sex drive and would be hoping for fun at least once a day I smoke pot hopefully you do also....let me know if you are ok with this or not thanks"

She stated that she is not interested in support and is even willing to sign something to that effect, but I don't believe that offers any real protection in case of a change of heart, or do i even believe it.. There is almost no chance that I'll go for this, but lets hear your opinions on this.. From what I could see she was a solid 5.5/10, there was no full body shot, which is concerning but she didn't have a fat face, neck or shoulders, but there is always the chance she's an iceberg..

So lets hear it; the ethical aspects, potential problems, oh and the obligatory "DSHSB" thanks!


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Re: Craigslist Success? What would you do Shroomery? [Re: Insidious] * 1
    #19189830 - 11/25/13 11:47 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Great first post. :smile:

What brings you to The Shroomery?


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Re: Craigslist Success? What would you do Shroomery? [Re: Insidious]
    #19189832 - 11/25/13 11:48 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

sounds sketchy, i would make a contract and have her sign it with your lawyer present before doing anything.


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Re: Craigslist Success? What would you do Shroomery? [Re: Insidious]
    #19189835 - 11/25/13 11:49 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Think about it, if you had other girls in your life and you were getting laid, would you even bother with her? Just find another girl. Start getting out more.


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Re: Craigslist Success? What would you do Shroomery? [Re: zZZz] * 1
    #19189843 - 11/25/13 11:51 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Gross, 5 out of 10? Have fun bro.

Also, iceberg :lol:


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Re: Craigslist Success? What would you do Shroomery? [Re: KrishnaDreamer] * 1
    #19189862 - 11/25/13 11:57 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Run away from her!!

:smbfacepalm:


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Re: Craigslist Success? What would you do Shroomery? [Re: Insidious]
    #19189885 - 11/26/13 12:02 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

She's seeping crazy.. Run away. Lol


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Re: Craigslist Success? What would you do Shroomery? [Re: s240779]
    #19189917 - 11/26/13 12:09 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Thank you! I've been reading here for years and decided I may as well start posting.. Your advice here is exactly why I decided to post, I'm defiantly bottom feeding with the Craigslist ad and there's really no need for it..


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Re: Craigslist Success? What would you do Shroomery? [Re: Insidious] * 2
    #19189935 - 11/26/13 12:14 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Insidious said:


" hello im wondering how you feel about kids? I know BAM weird and out there but im not gonna sugar coat it I wanna get pregnant and soon I want nothing serious, but I have a high sex drive and would be hoping for fun at least once a day I smoke pot




anybody who still uses the word "pot" when talking about weed i picture looking like this for some reason

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Re: Craigslist Success? What would you do Shroomery? [Re: Niffla]
    #19189984 - 11/26/13 12:32 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Best use of the word iceburg, ever.   

dude don't go for this. 

Even if she can't get you stuck in the situation,
Would you want her to have your baby? And raise him/her
to be however weird you have to be to ask a random off cl to knock
you up?? 

Plus shes makes it way too casual.  you have casual sex,
You do not have casual babies.

OTOH, if you can get her to pay...


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Re: Craigslist Success? What would you do Shroomery? [Re: Niffla]
    #19189992 - 11/26/13 12:35 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I'd trade sperm for tons of dank weed or Cash :lol:. Sad but true as long as she signed shit and I talked to a Lawyer, I'd just tell the lawyer it was to be a cash transaction. Seriously though that's a fuckin shady situation, pretend you died in a computer explosion:tongue:


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Re: Craigslist Success? What would you do Shroomery? [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #19189999 - 11/26/13 12:39 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

How much would you have to get paid to knock up an unattractive woman? No more obligations required. Me? $1m.


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Re: Craigslist Success? What would you do Shroomery? [Re: KrishnaDreamer]
    #19190010 - 11/26/13 12:42 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

KrishnaDreamer said:
Gross, 5 out of 10? Have fun bro.



5.5

Solid.

Lol, what earned her the extra 0.5% OP, do chicks who "wanna get pregnant" turn you on?


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Re: Craigslist Success? What would you do Shroomery? [Re: Insidious]
    #19190210 - 11/26/13 02:07 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Man run far and fast. :laugh2: You are looking at cars they won't even take at auction. :nojustno:


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Re: Craigslist Success? What would you do Shroomery? [Re: r00tuuu123]
    #19190218 - 11/26/13 02:14 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

yes OP.

because your problem is practically bafoonery.


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Re: Craigslist Success? What would you do Shroomery? [Re: akira_akuma]
    #19191822 - 11/26/13 12:39 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

So an update; curiosity got the best of me so I met her, smoked a bunch of her weed and dipped within the hour.. Nothing happened and I'll never talk to her again... You guys were right, oozing all sorts of crazy, not surprised at all, but it was too much to even make the free weed worth it... I wasn't exactly expecting any sort of quality from CL... She was dead serious about this whole thing and I feel sorry for the poor sucker who goes for this..


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Re: Craigslist Success? What would you do Shroomery? [Re: Insidious]
    #19191838 - 11/26/13 12:43 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Insidious said:
So a month ago I posted an ad on Craigslist in the "men seeking women" section, I did this deliberately to avoid being lumped in with the 1000's of ads that are posted in the M4F casual encounters section.. I have already had some success, a 45 year old decent looking lady, but that's a story for another time.

I had basically forgot about this ad , I figured it was already deleted or buried so far it may as well been deleted. Today I received an e-mail from an sub okay looking lady with a very strange request, this is what I opened;

" hello im wondering how you feel about kids? I know BAM weird and out there but im not gonna sugar coat it I wanna get pregnant and soon I want nothing serious, but I have a high sex drive and would be hoping for fun at least once a day I smoke pot hopefully you do also....let me know if you are ok with this or not thanks"

She stated that she is not interested in support and is even willing to sign something to that effect, but I don't believe that offers any real protection in case of a change of heart, or do i even believe it.. There is almost no chance that I'll go for this, but lets hear your opinions on this.. From what I could see she was a solid 5.5/10, there was no full body shot, which is concerning but she didn't have a fat face, neck or shoulders, but there is always the chance she's an iceberg..

So lets hear it; the ethical aspects, potential problems, oh and the obligatory "DSHSB" thanks!



I would advise you that she's batshit crazy. You don't pick a random off a craigslist ad to have a baby with unless you are bat shit crazy. My advise would be to impregnate and abandon her after you make her get a blood test and disease free. It seems like a no lose situation unless she refuses to sign the paternity waiver and you have to pay child support.

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Re: Craigslist Success? What would you do Shroomery? [Re: Ellis Dee]
    #19191864 - 11/26/13 12:49 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I'm not sure that a waiver is enough protection? I thought that even with one a judge could still order support... And I'm not going to impregnate this girl, I couldn't do that to some poor kid, she's nuts!


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Re: Craigslist Success? What would you do Shroomery? [Re: Insidious]
    #19191885 - 11/26/13 12:52 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

That extremely fucked up kid would be on your hands...


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Re: Craigslist Success? What would you do Shroomery? [Re: Insidious]
    #19191887 - 11/26/13 12:52 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Insidious said:
I'm not sure that a waiver is enough protection? I thought that even with one a judge could still order support... And I'm not going to impregnate this girl, I couldn't do that to some poor kid, she's nuts!



I thought paternity waivers were enough. Rock bands have them handy for humping the roadies and fans after concerts.

You should use a fake ID and throwaway cell phone then, so she won't know your real identity. Say you are Steve and show her your fake ID that says steve on it. She'll fall for it, after all delusional people are easy to fool.

And as for the baby, who cares? At least it'll get better genes from you than a lot of other dildos would have.

Kindly regards.


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