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trip352
the not so new guy



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Best way to break up...
#19189798 - 11/25/13 11:38 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Call me un-imaginative if you'd like... But I am at a loss as to how to tell my significant other that I just don't want her around anymore...
Alas Shroomery.... What am I to do?
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dontknow
It's all in the reflex


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Re: Best way to break up... [Re: trip352]
#19189803 - 11/25/13 11:39 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Fairest thing for her is a face to face, honest talk
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The discerning heart seeks knowledge, but the mouth of a fool feeds on folly. -Proverbs 15:14
“Imagination is everything. It is the preview of Life’s coming attractions.” Albert Einstein
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Schmendrick
Last of the Red Hot Swamis



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Re: Best way to break up... [Re: trip352]
#19189804 - 11/25/13 11:39 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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SMS all the way.
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Lynnch
Strangerer



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Re: Best way to break up... [Re: Schmendrick]
#19189818 - 11/25/13 11:44 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Don't be a pussy. Go to her place. Be honest, tell it straight to her face. Don't drag it out, don't lead her on. Be firm. Say goodbye.
It sucks, it's supposed to. When you get back in your car the feeling of freedom is astounding.
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Schmendrick
Last of the Red Hot Swamis



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Re: Best way to break up... [Re: Lynnch]
#19189842 - 11/25/13 11:51 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Lynnch said: Don't be a pussy. Go to her place. Be honest, tell it straight to her face. Don't drag it out, don't lead her on. Be firm. Say goodbye.
It sucks, it's supposed to. When you get back in your car the feeling of freedom is astounding.
Wrong.
SMS: "We're done" and send.
Then, block her number and don't answer the phone or the door for at least 1 year.
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highc
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Re: Best way to break up... [Re: Schmendrick] 1
#19189925 - 11/26/13 12:11 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Get one last bj and then say "its not me... Its you"
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koods
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Re: Best way to break up... [Re: highc]
#19190062 - 11/26/13 01:07 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Set her up. Find a friend of yours to seduce her, then pretend to "find out."
Totally joking, btw.
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NotSheekle said “if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”
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fee
Im he who is the


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Re: Best way to break up... [Re: koods]
#19190135 - 11/26/13 01:30 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I have always wanted to do it via fortune cookie.
"Well this sucks, it our future might as well just leave now"
BBBYYYYYYYYYEEEEE
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blankk said to fee: btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp Turtletotem said: I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off. Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man. And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion? Religion is fun.
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psychodelia
Not a cop


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Re: Best way to break up... [Re: fee]
#19190158 - 11/26/13 01:37 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Tell her face to face you don't want to be with her anymore. Don't be a little bitch and sms or call, do it face to face like a true man. You'll like yourself more if you do that.
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JesusIsLord
Jesus freak


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Re: Best way to break up... [Re: fee]
#19190160 - 11/26/13 01:38 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I couldn't tell her face to face because she'd cry and tug at my protector instinct. Couldn't do it.
Did it via email. Got back together then she said she wanted to just be friends so ended it with text as I'm not gonna wait on the back burner in case her new flings don't work out as some lil insurance policy. Fucking bitches.
Best way I'd say is avoid any contact whatsoever. Erase her from your phone, no photos, no mementos, nothing. Toss it in the void and forget her. Men can't have female friends any man who says that is full of shit and probably just in denial that the chick he is "friends with" just uses him as an emotional tampon waiting there like a nice little bitch for her to notice him and how much nicer he is than all that assholes she fucks and tells him about.
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And I will bring you out from the people, and will gather you out of the countries wherein ye are scattered, with a mighty hand, and with a stretched out arm, and with fury poured out.
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Seriously_trippin
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Re: Best way to break up... [Re: trip352]
#19190202 - 11/26/13 01:59 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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It's hard but you have to be brutally honest. Every other option I can think of ends badly
-------------------- R.I.P Zombi3, Blue Helix Modest Mouse Zappa Slothie That Kid With The face ShLong Le Canard split_by_nine & Big Worm Forever Etched in the sands of time in the shroomery and ever so beloved and deeply missed by many
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akira_akuma
Φύσις κρύπτεσθαι ὕψιστος φιλεῖ


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no kids? "i just gotta do what's good for me"
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xbloodwhipx

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Re: Best way to break up... [Re: akira_akuma]
#19190240 - 11/26/13 02:29 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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get sum one last time. Then, the next day, be like im breaking up with you and let it go from there
It prolly wont be pretty but oh well
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Niffla



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Re: Best way to break up... [Re: fee]
#19190241 - 11/26/13 02:29 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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fee said: I have always wanted to do it via fortune cookie.
lmao
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Seriously_trippin
Cosmic Guru Ganesh



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Re: Best way to break up... [Re: highc]
#19190244 - 11/26/13 02:33 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
highc said: Get one last bj and then say "its not me... Its you"
Definitely !
-------------------- R.I.P Zombi3, Blue Helix Modest Mouse Zappa Slothie That Kid With The face ShLong Le Canard split_by_nine & Big Worm Forever Etched in the sands of time in the shroomery and ever so beloved and deeply missed by many
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