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Re: Should I have fucked her in the toilet? [Re: 245willow19]
    #19189614 - 11/25/13 11:00 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

OP fail.

Next time you get a chance, hit dat shit. Start off with a shoulder rub, chicks love that.


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Re: Should I have fucked her in the toilet? [Re: akira_akuma]
    #19189640 - 11/25/13 11:06 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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shivas.wisdom said:
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Esekon Kelly said:
Jaysus I wasn't forceful or aggressive...you make me sound like a giant nordic viking rapist :lol: when I am the complete opposite.



well, to be fair, you did use the terms 'viking' and 'rape' quite often in the OP




I needed to add some humour and spice to make the post funny and enjoyable otherwise it'll just be plain and boring snd nobody will bother reading it :shrug: I had to be creative, bro.

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i thought you liked incessant threads about your frankly ridiculous and lewd conduct around women, and having them break down into pity parties, with you trying to seduce everyone with blatant homoerotic fantasy about spelunking their assholes?




I am very kinky and enjoy erotic sex :shrug: don't hate me brah. But to answer your question, I do that often...I like acting like a comedian and an idiot


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Re: Should I have fucked her in the toilet? [Re: akira_akuma]
    #19189662 - 11/25/13 11:09 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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akira_akuma said:
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Esekon Kelly said:
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akira_akuma said:
no, i seriously want you to fuck yourself with sharp metal object.



So you hate me? Yoy want me to go fuck mysrlf :frown: I thought we were friends, mate.





i thought you liked incessant threads about your frankly ridiculous and lewd conduct around women, and having them break down into pity parties, with you trying to seduce everyone with blatant homoerotic fantasy about spelunking their assholes?




He'll just deflect with comments about his socially apropos humor.  Everyone here on the Shroomery, since we've done mushrooms, is gay.  He's the 1% who isn't, duh.


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Re: Should I have fucked her in the toilet? [Re: deCypher] * 1
    #19189678 - 11/25/13 11:12 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

lol he just did. good call.


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Re: Should I have fucked her in the toilet? [Re: deCypher]
    #19189690 - 11/25/13 11:14 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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deCypher said:
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akira_akuma said:
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Esekon Kelly said:
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akira_akuma said:
no, i seriously want you to fuck yourself with sharp metal object.



So you hate me? Yoy want me to go fuck mysrlf :frown: I thought we were friends, mate.





i thought you liked incessant threads about your frankly ridiculous and lewd conduct around women, and having them break down into pity parties, with you trying to seduce everyone with blatant homoerotic fantasy about spelunking their assholes?




He'll just deflect with comments about his socially apropos humor.  Everyone here on the Shroomery, since we've done mushrooms, is gay.  He's the 1% who isn't, duh.



So admiring men is gay now? If I find a man more handsome than me and say homoerotic things that officially makes me gay? Okay I am gay...but still like and enjoy the comfort of being around women? So that makes me somewhat bisexual but yet men utterly disgust me so I would be completely put off by their smell, hairiness and stinky breath and wouldn't have sex with them...at least women tend to be cleaner and more elegant...though I have met some who are not...I am very picky with women and food. I am truthfully 90 -95 % hetrosexual since everyone has homosexual elements...sexuality is very fliud


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Re: Should I have fucked her in the toilet? [Re: akira_akuma]
    #19189705 - 11/25/13 11:17 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)





i thought you liked incessant threads about your frankly ridiculous and lewd conduct around women, and having them break down into pity parties, with you trying to seduce everyone with blatant homoerotic fantasy about spelunking their assholes?



Spelunking is a fun word im going to use it soon:lol:


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Re: Should I have fucked her in the toilet? [Re: Beside the Garden]
    #19189795 - 11/25/13 11:36 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

you should have fucked the toilet op


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