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Offline245willow19

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Should I have fucked her in the toilet? * 1
    #19189137 - 11/25/13 09:24 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

A few weeks back, me and this Indian chick were playing like we were 12 years old, teasing, tickling, insulting each other, whatever you get the idea. She can be a bit childish and whiny at times but whatever.

Anyway after college ended, we chased each other around the corridors and then she teased me by hiding in the girl's tiolet. I was like "I ain't afraid of going in there. Nowhere is safe from me." in a rapey kind of way :lol: I sounded perverted or something if you looked at it the wrong way.


After some thinking I said to myself, "Fuck it! I want some tasty Indian pussy" so I ran and pushed her inside the toilet since she was outside the door and to showed her I was King of the jungle hahaha. Then she emitted these vibes like she wanted to be kissed and fucked right thete on the sink near the mirror. She even bit her lip and looked at me with those big alluring lustful eyes. I was like...damn she wants the D but I hesitated...I don't know why, I was horny as a stallion but I just lifted her up like a viking raiding a village and taking women. I wanted to slap her sexy Indian ass but I was thinking.maybe I am going to far with.this. What happens if I am reading too much into this and she really doesn't like me...all of a sudden another student came in and ruined my chance of ever fucking that sexy Indian chick :frown:...I missed my opportunity...I kept thinking about it for weeks and tried create another opportunity but in vain.


should I haved fucked her...would it be wrong and considred rape or something. I didn't want to make an awkward moment if she refused a kiss. I feel like a fagget for missing that chance of a lifetime...fuck...shit...


Edited by 245willow19 (11/25/13 09:46 PM)


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OfflineMush4Brains
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Re: Should I have fucked her in the toilet? [Re: 245willow19] * 1
    #19189166 - 11/25/13 09:31 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

You should have DSHSB


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Re: Should I have fucked her in the toilet? [Re: 245willow19]
    #19189185 - 11/25/13 09:36 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Esekon Kelly said:
so I ran and pushed her inside to show I was the fucking King of the jungle



you were doing it wrong

or your ween is a "her"



anyways, that was a brutal read


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Offline245willow19

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Re: Should I have fucked her in the toilet? [Re: Set]
    #19189197 - 11/25/13 09:39 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Set said:
Quote:

Esekon Kelly said:
so I ran and pushed her inside to show I was the fucking King of the jungle



you were doing it wrong

or your ween is a "her"



anyways, that was a brutal read



I got too excited :shrug: it's not everday you get the chance to fuck a hot indian chick...I will admit I fucked up bad...maybe next time...also when i fuck er I will shout out Random shroomery members names. Why was it brutal?


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Re: Should I have fucked her in the toilet? [Re: 245willow19] * 1
    #19189203 - 11/25/13 09:40 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:girlofdisapproval:


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Re: Should I have fucked her in the toilet? [Re: 245willow19]
    #19189205 - 11/25/13 09:41 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)



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Re: Should I have fucked her in the toilet? [Re: 245willow19]
    #19189214 - 11/25/13 09:42 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Esekon Kelly said:
Why was it brutal?



It was a giant block of text.  Hard on the eyes.


and she was Indian


*However, if this is a Thanksgiving thread, you are redeemed.


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Edited by Set (11/25/13 09:44 PM)


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Re: Should I have fucked her in the toilet? [Re: ModestMouse]
    #19189224 - 11/25/13 09:44 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Scream out my name and give her the Picard maneuver


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Re: Should I have fucked her in the toilet? [Re: xpl0de]
    #19189231 - 11/25/13 09:45 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

tl;dr

But, referring to a vagina as "the toilet" is very disrespectful.


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Offlineakira_akuma
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Re: Should I have fucked her in the toilet? [Re: koods]
    #19189235 - 11/25/13 09:45 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:ripebanana: another great troll affair by the the most Irish person in the world.


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Offline245willow19

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Re: Should I have fucked her in the toilet? [Re: akira_akuma]
    #19189239 - 11/25/13 09:48 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

akira_akuma said:
:ripebanana: another great troll affair by the the most Irish person in the world.




Very unlikely...wtf do you want...a picture for every thread I make to show there's evidence my story is legit. If you don't want to believe it, fine but I know for a fact that it is true


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Re: Should I have fucked her in the toilet? [Re: ModestMouse]
    #19189245 - 11/25/13 09:49 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

ModestMouse said:
:girlofdisapproval:




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OfflineMush4Brains
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Re: Should I have fucked her in the toilet? [Re: Mush4Brains]
    #19189250 - 11/25/13 09:50 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Mush4Brains said:
You should have DSHSB




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Re: Should I have fucked her in the toilet? [Re: koods]
    #19189253 - 11/25/13 09:50 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:
tl;dr

But, referring to a vagina as "the toilet" is very disrespectful.




Lol


I enjoyed your story OP, but you bitched out....shoulda went for it. The lip bite is always a sure thing.


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OfflineCrystal G
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Re: Should I have fucked her in the toilet? [Re: KingKnowledge]
    #19189259 - 11/25/13 09:52 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

You should have picked her up and kissed her. This would have opened up many doors for you.

Fucked her? No. Especially not in the toilet. Depending on the kind of girl she is after an experience like that she may never try to contact you again.


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Re: Should I have fucked her in the toilet? [Re: akira_akuma]
    #19189260 - 11/25/13 09:52 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

stay classy


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Re: Should I have fucked her in the toilet? [Re: 245willow19] * 1
    #19189265 - 11/25/13 09:53 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Esekon Kelly said:
Quote:

akira_akuma said:
:ripebanana: another great troll affair by the the most Irish person in the world.




Very unlikely...wtf do you want...a picture for every thread I make to show there's evidence my story is legit. If you don't want to believe it, fine but I know for a fact that it is true



it's not about it being legit. it's just that every thread you make looks like it could belong to a complete ingrate.

Quote:

all of a sudden another student came in and ruined my chance of ever fucking that sexy Indian chick




this says it all right here.

you wouldn't have gotten any pussy anyways, because you're too chicken shit to fuck her when someone else is in the fucking bathroom.

God FUCKING DAMN IT


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Offline245willow19

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Re: Should I have fucked her in the toilet? [Re: akira_akuma]
    #19189292 - 11/25/13 09:59 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

akira_akuma said:
Quote:

Esekon Kelly said:
Quote:

akira_akuma said:
:ripebanana: another great troll affair by the the most Irish person in the world.




Very unlikely...wtf do you want...a picture for every thread I make to show there's evidence my story is legit. If you don't want to believe it, fine but I know for a fact that it is true



it's not about it being legit. it's just that every thread you make looks like it could belong to a complete ingrate.

Quote:

all of a sudden another student came in and ruined my chance of ever fucking that sexy Indian chick




this says it all right here.

you wouldn't have gotten any pussy anyways, because you're too chicken shit to fuck her when someone else is in the fucking bathroom.

God FUCKING DAMN IT



Yes I am disappoint in myself...my father will find this dishourable.Well, I would have built it from there if that student didn't come in...I had a feeling we would have at least kissed :shrug: I am sorry to have disappointed the Shroomery...I should seriously off myself to redeem my honour :lol:


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Re: Should I have fucked her in the toilet? [Re: akira_akuma]
    #19189297 - 11/25/13 10:00 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

OP didn't bring any stuffing, otherwise this poor Indian girl may have been subjected to colonization.


It's a Thanksgiving miracle!


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Re: Should I have fucked her in the toilet? [Re: 245willow19]
    #19189310 - 11/25/13 10:04 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

should have fucked her on the toilet IMO
      :tardsex:



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