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Should I have fucked her in the toilet? 1
#19189137 - 11/25/13 09:24 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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A few weeks back, me and this Indian chick were playing like we were 12 years old, teasing, tickling, insulting each other, whatever you get the idea. She can be a bit childish and whiny at times but whatever.
Anyway after college ended, we chased each other around the corridors and then she teased me by hiding in the girl's tiolet. I was like "I ain't afraid of going in there. Nowhere is safe from me." in a rapey kind of way I sounded perverted or something if you looked at it the wrong way.
After some thinking I said to myself, "Fuck it! I want some tasty Indian pussy" so I ran and pushed her inside the toilet since she was outside the door and to showed her I was King of the jungle hahaha. Then she emitted these vibes like she wanted to be kissed and fucked right thete on the sink near the mirror. She even bit her lip and looked at me with those big alluring lustful eyes. I was like...damn she wants the D but I hesitated...I don't know why, I was horny as a stallion but I just lifted her up like a viking raiding a village and taking women. I wanted to slap her sexy Indian ass but I was thinking.maybe I am going to far with.this. What happens if I am reading too much into this and she really doesn't like me...all of a sudden another student came in and ruined my chance of ever fucking that sexy Indian chick ...I missed my opportunity...I kept thinking about it for weeks and tried create another opportunity but in vain.
should I haved fucked her...would it be wrong and considred rape or something. I didn't want to make an awkward moment if she refused a kiss. I feel like a fagget for missing that chance of a lifetime...fuck...shit...
Edited by 245willow19 (11/25/13 09:46 PM)
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Re: Should I have fucked her in the toilet? [Re: 245willow19] 1
#19189166 - 11/25/13 09:31 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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You should have DSHSB
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Re: Should I have fucked her in the toilet? [Re: 245willow19]
#19189185 - 11/25/13 09:36 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Esekon Kelly said: so I ran and pushed her inside to show I was the fucking King of the jungle
you were doing it wrong
or your ween is a "her"
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Re: Should I have fucked her in the toilet? [Re: Set]
#19189197 - 11/25/13 09:39 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Set said:
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Esekon Kelly said: so I ran and pushed her inside to show I was the fucking King of the jungle
you were doing it wrong
or your ween is a "her"
anyways, that was a brutal read
I got too excited it's not everday you get the chance to fuck a hot indian chick...I will admit I fucked up bad...maybe next time...also when i fuck er I will shout out Random shroomery members names. Why was it brutal?
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Re: Should I have fucked her in the toilet? [Re: 245willow19] 1
#19189203 - 11/25/13 09:40 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: Should I have fucked her in the toilet? [Re: 245willow19]
#19189205 - 11/25/13 09:41 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: Should I have fucked her in the toilet? [Re: 245willow19]
#19189214 - 11/25/13 09:42 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Esekon Kelly said: Why was it brutal?
It was a giant block of text. Hard on the eyes.
and she was Indian
*However, if this is a Thanksgiving thread, you are redeemed.
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Re: Should I have fucked her in the toilet? [Re: ModestMouse]
#19189224 - 11/25/13 09:44 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Scream out my name and give her the Picard maneuver
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Re: Should I have fucked her in the toilet? [Re: xpl0de]
#19189231 - 11/25/13 09:45 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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tl;dr
But, referring to a vagina as "the toilet" is very disrespectful.
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Re: Should I have fucked her in the toilet? [Re: koods]
#19189235 - 11/25/13 09:45 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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another great troll affair by the the most Irish person in the world.
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Re: Should I have fucked her in the toilet? [Re: akira_akuma]
#19189239 - 11/25/13 09:48 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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akira_akuma said:
another great troll affair by the the most Irish person in the world.
Very unlikely...wtf do you want...a picture for every thread I make to show there's evidence my story is legit. If you don't want to believe it, fine but I know for a fact that it is true
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Re: Should I have fucked her in the toilet? [Re: ModestMouse]
#19189245 - 11/25/13 09:49 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: Should I have fucked her in the toilet? [Re: Mush4Brains]
#19189250 - 11/25/13 09:50 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Mush4Brains said: You should have DSHSB
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Re: Should I have fucked her in the toilet? [Re: koods]
#19189253 - 11/25/13 09:50 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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koods said: tl;dr
But, referring to a vagina as "the toilet" is very disrespectful.
Lol
I enjoyed your story OP, but you bitched out....shoulda went for it. The lip bite is always a sure thing.
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Re: Should I have fucked her in the toilet? [Re: KingKnowledge]
#19189259 - 11/25/13 09:52 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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You should have picked her up and kissed her. This would have opened up many doors for you.
Fucked her? No. Especially not in the toilet. Depending on the kind of girl she is after an experience like that she may never try to contact you again.
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Re: Should I have fucked her in the toilet? [Re: akira_akuma]
#19189260 - 11/25/13 09:52 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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stay classy
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Re: Should I have fucked her in the toilet? [Re: 245willow19] 1
#19189265 - 11/25/13 09:53 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Esekon Kelly said:
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akira_akuma said:
another great troll affair by the the most Irish person in the world.
Very unlikely...wtf do you want...a picture for every thread I make to show there's evidence my story is legit. If you don't want to believe it, fine but I know for a fact that it is true
it's not about it being legit. it's just that every thread you make looks like it could belong to a complete ingrate.
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all of a sudden another student came in and ruined my chance of ever fucking that sexy Indian chick
this says it all right here.
you wouldn't have gotten any pussy anyways, because you're too chicken shit to fuck her when someone else is in the fucking bathroom.
God FUCKING DAMN IT
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Re: Should I have fucked her in the toilet? [Re: akira_akuma]
#19189292 - 11/25/13 09:59 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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akira_akuma said:
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Esekon Kelly said:
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akira_akuma said:
another great troll affair by the the most Irish person in the world.
Very unlikely...wtf do you want...a picture for every thread I make to show there's evidence my story is legit. If you don't want to believe it, fine but I know for a fact that it is true
it's not about it being legit. it's just that every thread you make looks like it could belong to a complete ingrate.
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all of a sudden another student came in and ruined my chance of ever fucking that sexy Indian chick
this says it all right here.
you wouldn't have gotten any pussy anyways, because you're too chicken shit to fuck her when someone else is in the fucking bathroom.
God FUCKING DAMN IT
Yes I am disappoint in myself...my father will find this dishourable.Well, I would have built it from there if that student didn't come in...I had a feeling we would have at least kissed I am sorry to have disappointed the Shroomery...I should seriously off myself to redeem my honour
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Re: Should I have fucked her in the toilet? [Re: akira_akuma]
#19189297 - 11/25/13 10:00 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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OP didn't bring any stuffing, otherwise this poor Indian girl may have been subjected to colonization.
It's a Thanksgiving miracle!
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Re: Should I have fucked her in the toilet? [Re: 245willow19]
#19189310 - 11/25/13 10:04 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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should have fucked her on the toilet IMO
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Re: Should I have fucked her in the toilet? [Re: Crystal G]
#19189328 - 11/25/13 10:08 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Crystal G said: You should have picked her up and kissed her. This would have opened up many doors for you.
by "many doors" you mean a relationship full of many dramas
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Re: Should I have fucked her in the toilet? [Re: Set]
#19189332 - 11/25/13 10:08 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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KISS THE GIRL STUPID, or go home and

Learn from this, best of luck in the future..
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Re: Should I have fucked her in the toilet? [Re: Crystal G]
#19189337 - 11/25/13 10:09 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Crystal G said: You should have picked her up and kissed her. This would have opened up many doors for you.
Fucked her? No. Especially not in the toilet. Depending on the kind of girl she is after an experience like that she may never try to contact you again.
I will remember that...nobody wants tovfuck in a toilet . I doubt we would have fucked though...maybe kissed or munched but that is it
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Re: Should I have fucked her in the toilet? [Re: 245willow19]
#19189353 - 11/25/13 10:11 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Esekon Kelly said: munched
Gat damn quit while your ahead brother.
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Re: Should I have fucked her in the toilet? [Re: ModestMouse]
#19189360 - 11/25/13 10:12 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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but she caught me on the counter... it wasn't me.
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Re: Should I have fucked her in the toilet? [Re: Mush4Brains]
#19189373 - 11/25/13 10:15 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Mush4Brains said: but she caught me on the counter... it wasn't me.
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Re: Should I have fucked her in the toilet? [Re: 245willow19]
#19189376 - 11/25/13 10:15 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Esekon Kelly said: munched
the tandoor of conception
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Re: Should I have fucked her in the toilet? [Re: Set]
#19189394 - 11/25/13 10:18 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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this thread = convenient and absolutely inane
WIN
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Re: Should I have fucked her in the toilet? [Re: akira_akuma]
#19189404 - 11/25/13 10:21 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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akira_akuma said: this thread = convenient and absolutely inane
WIN
It got derailed and yea...it is kind of silly...wanna hook up?
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#19189413 - 11/25/13 10:23 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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akira_akuma said: this thread = convenient and absolutely inane
Thanksgiving derail was totally appropriate
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Re: Should I have fucked her in the toilet? [Re: Set]
#19189419 - 11/25/13 10:23 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Set said:
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Esekon Kelly said: munched
the tandoor of conception

What? Munched as in oral sex...
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Re: Should I have fucked her in the toilet? [Re: 245willow19]
#19189432 - 11/25/13 10:25 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Confusion where no confusion is needed
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Re: Should I have fucked her in the toilet? [Re: 245willow19]
#19189438 - 11/25/13 10:26 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Esekon Kelly said:
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akira_akuma said: this thread = convenient and absolutely inane
WIN
It got derailed and yea...it is kind of silly...wanna hook up?
i'd happily if i could fuck you with a firing minigun.
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Re: Should I have fucked her in the toilet? [Re: 245willow19]
#19189440 - 11/25/13 10:27 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I managed an Indian pun, a vagina pun, and a Huxley pun, all within 4 words.
But no pat on the back
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Re: Should I have fucked her in the toilet? [Re: akira_akuma]
#19189451 - 11/25/13 10:29 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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akira_akuma said:
Quote:
Esekon Kelly said:
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akira_akuma said: this thread = convenient and absolutely inane
WIN
It got derailed and yea...it is kind of silly...wanna hook up?
i'd happily if i could fuck you with a firing minigun.
Is that a threat, Captain. I am the one who gapes and rapes >:(. So spread open 'em pretty white ass cheeks of yours, boy.
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Re: Should I have fucked her in the toilet? [Re: Set]
#19189456 - 11/25/13 10:30 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Set said: I managed an Indian pun, a vagina pun, and a Huxley pun, all within 4 words.
But no pat on the back 
I noticed baby.
I noticed.
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Re: Should I have fucked her in the toilet? [Re: Envix]
#19189463 - 11/25/13 10:32 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Envix said:
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Crystal G said: You should have picked her up and kissed her. This would have opened up many doors for you.
by "many doors" you mean a relationship full of many dramas
He's looking for an opening where he can make a move. Simply kissing her would have opened him up to make many moves.
And who knows, maybe OP wants a relationship with her. Maybe he just wants sex. It's hard to tell from this post.
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Re: Should I have fucked her in the toilet? [Re: 245willow19]
#19189483 - 11/25/13 10:34 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Esekon Kelly said:
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akira_akuma said:
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Esekon Kelly said:
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akira_akuma said: this thread = convenient and absolutely inane
WIN
It got derailed and yea...it is kind of silly...wanna hook up?
i'd happily if i could fuck you with a firing minigun.
Is that a threat, Captain. I am the one who gapes and rapes >:(. So spread open 'em pretty white ass cheeks of yours, boy.
wtf, no i am *slap* fuck your momma now. before i shock her into submission for my big wang, while you stroke it.
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Re: Should I have fucked her in the toilet? [Re: Crystal G]
#19189494 - 11/25/13 10:36 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Crystal G said:
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Envix said:
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Crystal G said: You should have picked her up and kissed her. This would have opened up many doors for you.
by "many doors" you mean a relationship full of many dramas
He's looking for an opening where he can make a move. Simply kissing her would have opened him up to make many moves.
And who knows, maybe OP wants a relationship with her. Maybe he just wants sex. It's hard to tell from this post.
the relationship stories that start out with fucking in the toilet always work out like a charm
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Re: Should I have fucked her in the toilet? [Re: Crystal G]
#19189501 - 11/25/13 10:37 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Sounds like he just wanted some fun action with this attraction but missed the boat either way..
Why not laugh at someone walking in because thats part of the fun with being somewhere in public and kiss her a few min later?
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Re: Should I have fucked her in the toilet? [Re: Crystal G]
#19189503 - 11/25/13 10:38 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Crystal G said:
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Envix said:
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Crystal G said: You should have picked her up and kissed her. This would have opened up many doors for you.
by "many doors" you mean a relationship full of many dramas
He's looking for an opening where he can make a move. Simply kissing her would have opened him up to make many moves.
And who knows, maybe OP wants a relationship with her. Maybe he just wants sex. It's hard to tell from this post.
I would love a relationship...I love Indians but I think I damaged my friendship with her for a while. So if she talks with me again then I will pursue and screw her
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Re: Should I have fucked her in the toilet? [Re: 245willow19]
#19189507 - 11/25/13 10:39 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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yeah, yeah... so true.
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Re: Should I have fucked her in the toilet? [Re: 245willow19]
#19189514 - 11/25/13 10:40 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Damaged how? Did not making an aggressive move turn her away (she did want you) or is there more to this..
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Re: Should I have fucked her in the toilet? [Re: 245willow19]
#19189516 - 11/25/13 10:40 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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It legitimately sounds like you awkwardly almost raped her but then second guessed yourself.
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Re: Should I have fucked her in the toilet? [Re: akira_akuma]
#19189524 - 11/25/13 10:42 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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wtf, no i am *slap* fuck your momma now. before i shock her into submission for my big wang, while you stroke it.
I think you secretly fancy me maybe I will some pics of dick to break the ice. I love you...please cuddle with me, baby.
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Re: Should I have fucked her in the toilet? [Re: 245willow19]
#19189525 - 11/25/13 10:42 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Esekon Kelly said: A few weeks back, me and this Indian chick were playing like we were 12 years old
That would explain why nothing happened.
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Esekon Kelly said: I don't know why, I was horny as a stallion but I just lifted her up like a viking raiding a village and taking women.
Started out good, ended up terribly. 
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Esekon Kelly said: I kept thinking about it for weeks and tried create another opportunity but in vain.
Most girls would end up filing a restraining order after multiple episodes of a "Viking" trying to raid their village and 'take' them.
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Beside the Garden said: Damaged how? Did not making an aggressive move turn her away (she did want you) or is there more to this..
I insulted her in chat by refering her as a pretentious bitch because she offended my friend who can't spell or read properly due to his disability, I guess. Then I went on about some nonsense as a joke to stir them up as chat had 6 ppl present but it backfired and they all ganged up on me.
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Re: Should I have fucked her in the toilet? [Re: deCypher]
#19189555 - 11/25/13 10:47 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Esekon Kelly said: A few weeks back, me and this Indian chick were playing like we were 12 years old
That would explain why nothing happened.
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Esekon Kelly said: I don't know why, I was horny as a stallion but I just lifted her up like a viking raiding a village and taking women.
Started out good, ended up terribly. 
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Esekon Kelly said: I kept thinking about it for weeks and tried create another opportunity but in vain.
Most girls would end up filing a restraining order after multiple episodes of a "Viking" trying to raid their village and 'take' them.
Jaysus I wasn't forceful or aggressive...you make me sound like a giant nordic viking rapist when I am the complete opposite.
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Re: Should I have fucked her in the toilet? [Re: ModestMouse]
#19189561 - 11/25/13 10:50 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Jesus I wouldn't have raped her...I was just down for kinky Indian sex that's all. If she said yes, I would go down on her...I never force anyone to do anything they don't want to
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Re: Should I have fucked her in the toilet? [Re: 245willow19]
#19189566 - 11/25/13 10:50 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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wtf, no i am *slap* fuck your momma now. before i shock her into submission for my big wang, while you stroke it.
I think you secretly fancy me maybe I will some pics of dick to break the ice. I love you...please cuddle with me, baby.
no, i seriously want you to fuck yourself with sharp metal object.
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Re: Should I have fucked her in the toilet? [Re: 245willow19]
#19189570 - 11/25/13 10:52 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Esekon Kelly said: Jaysus I wasn't forceful or aggressive...you make me sound like a giant nordic viking rapist when I am the complete opposite.
A tiny, black, timid submissive receiver?
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Re: Should I have fucked her in the toilet? [Re: 245willow19]
#19189582 - 11/25/13 10:54 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: Should I have fucked her in the toilet? [Re: deCypher]
#19189584 - 11/25/13 10:54 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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wtf, no i am *slap* fuck your momma now. before i shock her into submission for my big wang, while you stroke it.
I think you secretly fancy me maybe I will some pics of dick to break the ice. I love you...please cuddle with me, baby.
no, i seriously want you to fuck yourself with sharp metal object.
So you hate me? Yoy want me to go fuck mysrlf I thought we were friends, mate.
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A tiny, black, timid submissive receiver? 
I am a black dwarf hahaha jk
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Re: Should I have fucked her in the toilet? [Re: 245willow19]
#19189595 - 11/25/13 10:56 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I understand and you did not give a rapey vibe at all..
Calling her a pretentious bitch was not the best move but the plus is that you eliminated someone who would rag on the less fortunate. She wasn't relationship worthy but now I bet you really wish you would have banged her dirty. Give it time and don't let her see you pine if it doesn't happen you will be just fine..
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Re: Should I have fucked her in the toilet? [Re: Set]
#19189597 - 11/25/13 10:57 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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hmm

I have morals...no trying to sound like a good guy or anything but immense remorse and guilt is my faults...I can't handle it. If I hit you, I'd probably apologize a thousand times and even punish myself
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I f'ing love cheese cake, yummmmm!
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#19189607 - 11/25/13 10:59 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Esekon Kelly said: Jaysus I wasn't forceful or aggressive...you make me sound like a giant nordic viking rapist when I am the complete opposite.
well, to be fair, you did use the terms 'viking' and 'rape' quite often in the OP
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Calling her a pretentious bitch was not the best move but the plus is that you eliminated someone who would rag on the less fortunate. She wasn't relationship worthy but now I bet you really wish you would have banged her dirty. Give it time and don't let her see you pine if it doesn't happen you will be just fine..
Thanks. This is probably the best advice in the thread. It wasn't entirely her fault, I should take some blame as well for being somewhat contentious. Anyway 5 +
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Re: Should I have fucked her in the toilet? [Re: 245willow19]
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wtf, no i am *slap* fuck your momma now. before i shock her into submission for my big wang, while you stroke it.
I think you secretly fancy me maybe I will some pics of dick to break the ice. I love you...please cuddle with me, baby.
no, i seriously want you to fuck yourself with sharp metal object.
So you hate me? Yoy want me to go fuck mysrlf I thought we were friends, mate.
i thought you liked incessant threads about your frankly ridiculous and lewd conduct around women, and having them break down into pity parties, with you trying to seduce everyone with blatant homoerotic fantasy about spelunking their assholes?
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Re: Should I have fucked her in the toilet? [Re: 245willow19]
#19189614 - 11/25/13 11:00 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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OP fail.
Next time you get a chance, hit dat shit. Start off with a shoulder rub, chicks love that.
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Re: Should I have fucked her in the toilet? [Re: akira_akuma]
#19189640 - 11/25/13 11:06 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Esekon Kelly said: Jaysus I wasn't forceful or aggressive...you make me sound like a giant nordic viking rapist when I am the complete opposite.
well, to be fair, you did use the terms 'viking' and 'rape' quite often in the OP
I needed to add some humour and spice to make the post funny and enjoyable otherwise it'll just be plain and boring snd nobody will bother reading it I had to be creative, bro.
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i thought you liked incessant threads about your frankly ridiculous and lewd conduct around women, and having them break down into pity parties, with you trying to seduce everyone with blatant homoerotic fantasy about spelunking their assholes?
I am very kinky and enjoy erotic sex don't hate me brah. But to answer your question, I do that often...I like acting like a comedian and an idiot
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Re: Should I have fucked her in the toilet? [Re: akira_akuma]
#19189662 - 11/25/13 11:09 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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So you hate me? Yoy want me to go fuck mysrlf I thought we were friends, mate.
i thought you liked incessant threads about your frankly ridiculous and lewd conduct around women, and having them break down into pity parties, with you trying to seduce everyone with blatant homoerotic fantasy about spelunking their assholes?
He'll just deflect with comments about his socially apropos humor. Everyone here on the Shroomery, since we've done mushrooms, is gay. He's the 1% who isn't, duh.
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#19189678 - 11/25/13 11:12 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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lol he just did. good call.
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Re: Should I have fucked her in the toilet? [Re: deCypher]
#19189690 - 11/25/13 11:14 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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akira_akuma said: no, i seriously want you to fuck yourself with sharp metal object.
So you hate me? Yoy want me to go fuck mysrlf I thought we were friends, mate.
i thought you liked incessant threads about your frankly ridiculous and lewd conduct around women, and having them break down into pity parties, with you trying to seduce everyone with blatant homoerotic fantasy about spelunking their assholes?
He'll just deflect with comments about his socially apropos humor. Everyone here on the Shroomery, since we've done mushrooms, is gay. He's the 1% who isn't, duh.
So admiring men is gay now? If I find a man more handsome than me and say homoerotic things that officially makes me gay? Okay I am gay...but still like and enjoy the comfort of being around women? So that makes me somewhat bisexual but yet men utterly disgust me so I would be completely put off by their smell, hairiness and stinky breath and wouldn't have sex with them...at least women tend to be cleaner and more elegant...though I have met some who are not...I am very picky with women and food. I am truthfully 90 -95 % hetrosexual since everyone has homosexual elements...sexuality is very fliud
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Re: Should I have fucked her in the toilet? [Re: akira_akuma]
#19189705 - 11/25/13 11:17 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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i thought you liked incessant threads about your frankly ridiculous and lewd conduct around women, and having them break down into pity parties, with you trying to seduce everyone with blatant homoerotic fantasy about spelunking their assholes?
Spelunking is a fun word im going to use it soon
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you should have fucked the toilet op
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