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nksfo5
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Quick Fix ----- FAIL
#19188848 - 11/25/13 08:11 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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so last night at 4:30 am im called down to the security building for a urine analysis along with my boss and co worker.
they both take there tests and pass and are happily on their way. as i go into the bathroom no follows me and im confident in the time i have to open up my bottle of quick fix that has been stored in my underwear in order to keep it up to temperature. i git into the stall, its perfect temperature so i poor half of it into the test cup in order to git it above the testing temperature strip and walk happily and confidently back into our security office in order to return the cup.
a couple minutes pass as we wait for the results..... and then it she hits me with it.
"is there anything you have to tell me?" she says my heart drops to the floor and my gut tightens up. after questioning and answering i am told that my urine has showed up positive for barbituates. they are sending my urine sample to the lab it is in transit as i post this.
what are your opinions on this? have any of you had similar experience with quick fix?
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Re: Quick Fix ----- FAIL [Re: nksfo5]
#19188871 - 11/25/13 08:17 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Chill out . All you had to worry about was the temperature. You passed that. The shitty pre screen testing cups notoriously give false positives. The lab test will show that. quick fix is still beating the lab tests as far as I've heard.When the clean results get back be sure to act pissed off so she feels bad and maybe invests in standardizing the drug tests with lab tests first and foremost only.
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Re: Quick Fix ----- FAIL *DELETED* [Re: laruta_21]
#19188903 - 11/25/13 08:26 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: Quick Fix ----- FAIL [Re: nksfo5]
#19188914 - 11/25/13 08:29 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Are barbiturates actually available anymore? I know it's a moot point, but I've never came across this besides when I was dosed before kidney stone surgery.
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Re: Quick Fix ----- FAIL [Re: shLong]
#19188931 - 11/25/13 08:32 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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im not entirely sure as i was informed early this morning pain killers show up as barbituates and they were persistent in asking if i had taken anything that was prescription
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Re: Quick Fix ----- FAIL [Re: nksfo5]
#19188964 - 11/25/13 08:38 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Yeah, standard lab tests are usually the gc/ms Sap 10/50 and that includes barbiturates. Includes methaqualone. The Lab test will either come back clean or invalid. Not positive for anything.
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Re: Quick Fix ----- FAIL [Re: laruta_21]
#19189017 - 11/25/13 08:51 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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WTF is a barbituate anyway?
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Re: Quick Fix ----- FAIL [Re: Patlal] 2
#19189053 - 11/25/13 09:00 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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it's a bar-bit-u-ate.
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Re: Quick Fix ----- FAIL [Re: memes] 1
#19189056 - 11/25/13 09:01 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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shLong



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Re: Quick Fix ----- FAIL [Re: memes]
#19189060 - 11/25/13 09:02 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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My phone's spell check disagrees, but yeah, I think you're correct.
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Re: Quick Fix ----- FAIL [Re: shLong]
#19189146 - 11/25/13 09:26 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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If you actually used QuickFix, it wouldn't have read positive for any drugs, it would have read as fake urine. If you already have a job, you may likely be able to appeal and take a new (observed) test to keep you job. Start drinking a gallon of Gatorade+creatine/day to pass.
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Re: Quick Fix ----- FAIL [Re: shLong]
#19189592 - 11/25/13 10:56 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
shLong said: Are barbiturates actually available anymore?
I bought some what was supposedly some alpraz powder and it ended up being methaqualone (quaaludes), so it's still illicitly manufactured.
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nksfo5
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it was quick fix unisex i bought it new from the store and carried it on me until aparrently i failed im assuming that it was a false positive at fault of the drug test but that doesnt reserve my problem of having to pass a legit drug test now as mush4brains stated im not incredibly worried about gitting clean as i had been on probation for a year (clean) and only recently started smoking again) but that doesnt take away the anxiety that comes from having to deal with all the extra bull shit
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Re: Quick Fix ----- FAIL [Re: nksfo5]
#19189776 - 11/25/13 11:32 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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You'll be fine man, just stop smoking bla bla, you know what to do.
u got dis
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Re: Quick Fix ----- FAIL [Re: dontknow]
#19190584 - 11/26/13 06:25 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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yeah unfortunately i know what to do ha but its better to quit smoking for a bit in order to keep my job so i can keep smoking
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Re: Quick Fix ----- FAIL [Re: nksfo5]
#19190597 - 11/26/13 06:31 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Do you keep a vial of quick fix next to your nutsac all day everyday at work?
I did that for a couple of days and then just decided it was too much. Plus, I have my doubts that that shit even works.
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Re: Quick Fix ----- FAIL [Re: laruta_21]
#19190606 - 11/26/13 06:37 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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laruta_21 said: When the clean results get back be sure to act pissed off so she feels bad and maybe invests in standardizing the drug tests with lab tests first and foremost only.
Yeah, make the poor lady feel bad for doing her job properly as he cheats on his drug test
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Re: Quick Fix ----- FAIL [Re: Enlil]
#19190611 - 11/26/13 06:41 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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yes i carry the small bottle everyday it becomes unnoticable after a day or two
also the woman is a very kind one that i would not want to yell at in the first place
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Re: Quick Fix ----- FAIL [Re: shLong]
#19190623 - 11/26/13 06:50 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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shLong said: Are barbiturates actually available anymore? I know it's a moot point, but I've never came across this besides when I was dosed before kidney stone surgery.
Phenobarbital is still used in epilepsy.
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Re: Quick Fix ----- FAIL [Re: Enlil]
#19190654 - 11/26/13 07:06 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Enlil said:
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laruta_21 said: When the clean results get back be sure to act pissed off so she feels bad and maybe invests in standardizing the drug tests with lab tests first and foremost only.
Yeah, make the poor lady feel bad for doing her job properly as he cheats on his drug test 
Fuck her feelings. How many lives has she ruined just by doing her fucking job?
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