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InvisibleOrgoneConclusion
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The Great Cricket Hoax
    #19187074 - 11/25/13 01:40 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

There are audio files floating around the net that have cricket sounds backed by what appears to be a choir. The hoax part is that the choir-like sounds are also supposed to be cricket sounds slowed way down.

Note: I am not going to link these MP3s.

These clips are supposed to make us find glory in God and believe that the crickets are not making mere mating calls, but are glorifying The Creator. Of course the choir is actually a choir or multiple overdubs of a single singer.

There is no limit to the number of people who swallow this nonsense whole. This gullibility is not limited to insect sounds, but can be witnessed here and in M&P regarding Ancient Aliens, UFOs, crop circles, chakras, chi, horoscopes and so forth.

Critical thinking appears to be in short supply.


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Re: The Great Cricket Hoax [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #19187259 - 11/25/13 02:20 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Even if they really did sound like choir singers when slowed down, my response would be "so the fuck what?" Lots of things can be heavily distorted to sound like lots of other things.

"Wow, when you completely change the frequency of vibrations on a recording, it sounds like something else! Holy shit! :omgz:"


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Re: The Great Cricket Hoax [Re: NetDiver]
    #19187287 - 11/25/13 02:25 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Somehow the sounds were supposed to show creativity and soulfulness. A slowed down cricket chirp sounds like running your fingernail across the teeth of a comb.


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Re: The Great Cricket Hoax [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #19187427 - 11/25/13 02:56 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I want them to sound better than they do at natural speed.
maybe if we use a frequency shifter and an equalizer with some reverb...
lordy!!!!


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Re: The Great Cricket Hoax [Re: redgreenvines]
    #19187482 - 11/25/13 03:10 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)



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Re: The Great Cricket Hoax [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #19187549 - 11/25/13 03:27 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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These clips are supposed to make us find glory in God and believe that the crickets are not making mere mating calls, but are glorifying The Creator.





God created crickets. Crickets praise God through song.....how is that not logical:shrug:

Yet more proof of intelligent design.....



Notice this man is wearing a suit and has a power point, he is clearly a professional.


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Re: The Great Cricket Hoax [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #19187868 - 11/25/13 05:00 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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There are audio files floating around the net that have cricket sounds backed by what appears to be a choir. The hoax part is that the choir-like sounds are also supposed to be cricket sounds slowed way down.

Note: I am not going to link these MP3s.




Fixed.



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Re: The Great Cricket Hoax [Re: MisterSandman]
    #19187958 - 11/25/13 05:22 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Dr. Dave Bowman never wore a Santa Claus hat. :nonono:


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Re: The Great Cricket Hoax [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #19188125 - 11/25/13 05:58 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Dr. Dave Bowman never wore a Santa Claus hat. :nonono:




It was in the book, trust me:cool:


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Re: The Great Cricket Hoax [Re: OrgoneConclusion] * 1
    #19193512 - 11/26/13 06:34 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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OrgoneConclusion said:
There are audio files floating around the net that have cricket sounds backed by what appears to be a choir. The hoax part is that the choir-like sounds are also supposed to be cricket sounds slowed way down.

Note: I am not going to link these MP3s.

These clips are supposed to make us find glory in God and believe that the crickets are not making mere mating calls, but are glorifying The Creator. Of course the choir is actually a choir or multiple overdubs of a single singer.

There is no limit to the number of people who swallow this nonsense whole. This gullibility is not limited to insect sounds, but can be witnessed here and in M&P regarding Ancient Aliens, UFOs, crop circles, chakras, chi, horoscopes and so forth.

Critical thinking appears to be in short supply.




Another long held belief shattered by OC. I feel so jaded now... before long you'll probably be debunking Carlos Castaneda...that's all I have left...


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Re: The Great Cricket Hoax [Re: Huehuecoyotl]
    #19193563 - 11/26/13 06:43 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

You still have me. :satansmoking:


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Re: The Great Cricket Hoax [Re: Icelander] * 1
    #19193571 - 11/26/13 06:44 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

OC has debunked you repeatedly...just for chuckles...in front of the whole shroomery.


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Re: The Great Cricket Hoax [Re: Huehuecoyotl]
    #19193598 - 11/26/13 06:50 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Naw, Icelander still has plenty of bunk :thumbup:


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Re: The Great Cricket Hoax [Re: Huehuecoyotl]
    #19193841 - 11/26/13 07:47 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Huehuecoyotl said:
OC has debunked you repeatedly...just for chuckles...in front of the whole shroomery.



:nofuckyouthough:


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Re: The Great Cricket Hoax [Re: johnm214]
    #19193842 - 11/26/13 07:48 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Naw, Icelander still has plenty of bunk :thumbup:




:heart:


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Re: The Great Cricket Hoax [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #19194214 - 11/26/13 09:01 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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OrgoneConclusion said:
There are audio files floating around the net that have cricket sounds backed by what appears to be a choir. The hoax part is that the choir-like sounds are also supposed to be cricket sounds slowed way down.

Note: I am not going to link these MP3s.





Your lack of source.... disturbs me.


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Re: The Great Cricket Hoax [Re: deCypher] * 1
    #19194275 - 11/26/13 09:14 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

He's getting lazy in his old age.


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Re: The Great Cricket Hoax [Re: deCypher] * 1
    #19194283 - 11/26/13 09:16 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

The Source is strong in this one. :yoda:



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Re: The Great Cricket Hoax [Re: Rahz]
    #19194288 - 11/26/13 09:16 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Rahz said:
He's getting lazy in his old age.




Is it nappy time yet? :oldman2:


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Re: The Great Cricket Hoax [Re: NetDiver]
    #19194317 - 11/26/13 09:23 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Samurai Drifter said:
Even if they really did sound like choir singers when slowed down, my response would be "so the fuck what?" Lots of things can be heavily distorted to sound like lots of other things.

"Wow, when you completely change the frequency of vibrations on a recording, it sounds like something else! Holy shit! :omgz:"




:rofl: Spot on.

Anyone with a good sound-editing program care to share what cricket sounds actually sound like while slowed down?

In the meantime I'll be doing third eye meditation accompanied by the sweet sound of God's own cricket choir lifting my soul into the Godhead via my Crown Chakra.


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